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1luna1lovegood1 · 2 years
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Harley: I dare you-
Tony: Peter is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Harley: Why not?
Peter, air quoting the first part: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.
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kidnapper: we have your child.
tony: which one?
kidnapper: a boy.
tony: more specifically.
kidnapper: shaggy teenager.
tony: still no specifics.
tony: anyway, it doesn’t matter, i traced the call and i'm halfway to your place. see you.
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queenofmoons · 4 years
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The more I think about it the more I don’t want Marvel to add Harley into the MCU more. I have already made a perfect-to-me version of him in my head. I don’t want any of those fuckers to touch him. He’s mine.
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 years
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A random kid in the doctor's office: And then mommy kissed daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond under the leaf, in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby.
Peter: Our parents are having a baby too.
Harley: They had sex.
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thebean394 · 4 years
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harley Keener & Peter Parker, Harley Keener & Tony Stark, Harley Keener & James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Harley Keener & Harley Keener's Sister, Harley Keener & Harley Keener's Father, Harley Keener & Harley Keener's Mother Characters: Harley Keener, Harley Keener's Sister, Harley Keener's Mother, Harley Keener's Father, Tony Stark, Peter Parker, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, May Parker, Pepper Potts (mentioned) Additional Tags: Harley Keener & Peter Parker Friendship, Tony Stark Acting as Harley Keener's Parental Figure, Harley Keener is a Good Bro, Harley Keener Needs a Hug, Harley Keener is Tony Stark's Adopted Child, Hurt Harley Keener, Harley Keener-centric, Precious Peter Parker, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Hurt Peter Parker, Protective Peter Parker, BAMF Peter Parker, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Protective Tony Stark, Parent Tony Stark, Tony Stark Feels, Depression, Eating Disorders, Suicidal Thoughts, domestic abuse, Whump, Fluff and Angst, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Irondad, irondad and spider-son, Marvel Universe Summary:
“I… am not being challenged in the right ways here,” Harley says slowly, carefully. He’s not really lying, this way. He is being fucking challenged, alright, but not by school. Not by the things that should challenge him.
“Then move here,” Tony says, and Harley’s heart drops straight into his feet.
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tin-can-iron-man · 7 years
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You: Harley Keener appearing in Infinity War.
Me, an intellectual: Harley Keener saving Tony Starks life with the potato gun in Infinity War.
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yeeharley · 3 years
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yes pls tell us what lana del ray songs are herley keener and why💜
okay,,,, so @peachy-keener is the og harley keener-lana del ray mastermind so if they have anything to add,,,,, peachy,,,,,, please,,,,,,
1. national anthem
+ as i said earlier today, harley sings this one when he’s like. really horny. I'm sorry but it’s true. 
+ he drives around on uneven country roads, full-speed over potholes with peter in the passenger seat. leaves it on repeat (obviously) and every single time- every time- he gets to ‘national anthem, god, you’re so handsome” or any of the other kinda slow bits, he’ll speed up and lean over the middle of the divider and just. kiss peter. 
+ like, full on, hand on his jaw so that he’s only steering with his left, and peter sits there and just fucking dies inside because they’re going eighty and harley isn’t even looking where he’s going.
2. young and beautiful
+ this one is kinda sad because he associates it with his mother and father and the intense fear he feels over being abandoned by the people he loves (ie. peter). 
+ that one line where it’s like “hot summer days, rock and roll, the way you’d play for me” makes him think of his dad because he used to play the guitar and sing songs to him and his mother. 
+ “i know you will, i know you will, i know that you will” is addressed to peter, because he logically knows that peter would never leave him like that, but he’s just so afraid of losing everything that he loves that it surpasses all logic.
+ “dear lord, when i get to heaven, please let me bring my man” has a strong connotation with his religious conflict and the fact that he lives in the bible belt and feels like, deep down, what he’s doing is wrong and an abomination and this awful thing that he’s been bashed over for years and years.
+ “he’s my sun, he makes me shine like diamonds” is again in relation to peter. harley has absolutely no self esteem, but he looks at peter like this angelic being who makes him better and stronger and brighter 
3. born to die
+ “feet don’t fail me now, take me to the finish line”- harley constantly feels like he can’t keep up with his own expectations. he wonders when he’s finally going to give out and fall apart, and he doesn’t know if he’s going to be able to pick himself up when it happens
+ “choose your last words, this is the last time, because you and i? we were born to die”- peter’s occupation holds a constant danger and harley never knows if he’s going to come home at the end of the night. someday, he fears, there’s going to be a time when peter kisses him on the cheek and leaves and never comes back.
+ he’ll get a call from may or michelle or ned or the police or pepper and his feet will fall out from beneath him and he’ll go, too, even if it won’t be physical.
+ he knows peter wouldn’t leave him on purpose.
+ he also knows that peter may not have a choice.
4. gods and monsters
+ “in the land of gods and monsters, i was an angel”- harley is dating/engaged to a superhero, the practically-adopted son of another superhero, and he’s human. painfully. he makes mistakes and scrapes himself up and gets into back alley fights. he feels like, with peter and tony beside him, he’ll never actually be good like them.
+ “no one's gonna take my soul away”- he’s fighting to keep himself together, to recover from the loss of his father and his father figure, to avoid crying every time peter leaves for patrol, to combat the bible bashers who ruined faith for him. it’s the hardest thing he’ll ever have to do, even though he doesn’t know that yet.
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fictionimitateslife · 3 years
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I had an idea for a possible young avengers’ storyline in the MCU. So I decided to post it here. I know nobody asked for it, and most likely nobody will read it. But I wanted to post it somewhere, so who cares?
This is an idea based on what we already know is gonna happen in the MCU as well as some speculations.
Now these are just a bunch of ideas that I think would be interesting to see happen in the MCU for the YA. I have no idea if anything like this is gonna happen. At all.
First, I would like to point out that I am a huge YA fan. They were my first superhero comic ever. So, I would love for the MCU to adapt them as close to the source as possible. But I know that is not happening. So, let´s move on to the “plot”.
So, for starters, let´s answer the biggest YA question right now. Iron Lad. I think we aren´t getting Nate Richards as Iron Lad. Rather, I believe we are getting Harley Keener as Iron Lad. Now I could be wrong, and all this would be useless, but I don´t think Marvel would do such a complicated time travel storyline like Nate´s. Add to that Harley´s appearance on Tony´s funeral, and I think he will most likely will become Iron Lad.
The other option would be for Ironheart to take his place. And nobody really wants that to happen. It would be dumb and insulting. So, between no Ironheart, and Harley as Iron Lad, (knowing he has no personality yet, and therefore can be given Nate´s personality), the only option to take is the second one.
With that in mind, here is how I would turn Herley into Iron lad:
1) Give him Nate´s personality, trading his obsession with time travel, for science.
2) Make him responsible for the first big YA villain. Which one? Ultron. More specifically, his return with a new body.
How Harley would make that? Well let´s return to infinity war for that. We know Shuri downloaded most of Vision during the movie. I think it would be interesting if Tony salvaged what she did download of him, and rebuild Vision, as an AI, without his emotions. At this point, I think it would be interesting if Harley was on an internship on Stark industries. Like the one Peter said he had, except a real internship. We know Tony pushed himself away from most of the world between IW and Endgame. But what if Harley was the exception? Tony set up his internship so that Harley could have a good future, and kept watch over him. That would explain his presence in the funeral. Even if he was far from Tony, they kept a connection through science.
Now, let´s move to Endgame. If Tony rebuild Vision, why was he using FRIDAY? Simple, he wasn´t done yet. Maybe he had just finished it and didn´t have time to start it. Or maybe he didn´t even finish rebuilding Vision, Harley did it.
Now, where is Vision then? I think it would be interesting to contrast Harley to Peter Parker here. While Peter is Tony´s legacy on superheroics, I think Marvel should make Harley Tony´s legacy in science. And that is why I think Tony could have given Vision to Harley. And contrasting Peter to Harley, gave the latter access to Stark Industries scientific/information resources, while Peter got more access to resources that could be used for superheroics. Now, I know MCU Peter is a scientist too, but differently from comic´s Peter, that is not his big thing. Harley, on the other hand, is much more of a scientist/builder.
If I could touch one both of their storylines, then I would move Harley´s into a hero´s jorney, while I would slowly make Peter more of a scientist/builder. But that is just me.
Anyway, like this, Harley would have both access to Vision, and access to Stark Industries resources, which he could use to build Ultron´s new body. How that happens? After Tony´s death Ultron pretended to be a human, and talking to Harley online, influenced him into helping Ultron create an even better body than Ultron ever could. Then influenced him into creating a prototype, just to prove they could do it. And that was enough for Ultron. He took over the prototype, and flew away from Harley´s lab, went into hiding, and slowly upgraded his prototype body, according to Harley´s project.
Harley, ashamed, hide this and decided to take care of Ultron himself. Now it´s important that I think both Harley and Tony didn´t want the boy to become a superhero. Which means maybe Harley promised Tony he wouldn´t do it. However, he has to break his promise, and for that, creates a new suit of armor, based on Tony´s own armor, and his new Ultron project.
With access to an Iron man type of armor, and an objective, Harley realizes that he can´t defeat Ultron alone. So he uses a hidden file on Vision (left behind with express orders to only be used in extreme emergencies), the avengers fail-safe program. A program made to find youngsters with ties to the avengers who could become new avengers in the future.
Harley finds 3 close candidates: Eli, Billy and Tommy.
Now, moving on to these 3, Tommy and Billy would appear in doctor strange 2, but still end up dying, and being resurrected. Billy is close and Harley recruits him. Tommy is in Juvie, and therefore Harley can´t reach him. How Vision found them? Once Hex!Vision connected to White!Vision, he also connected to AI!Vision. At that point AI!Vision was able to keep tabs on the boys. He learned they had superpowers, as well as the signature energy for those powers. So, once AI!Vision found said energy signatures, he put them on the program.
Eli shows up in The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, where I would use the Truth storyline. Now, I think Tony (or maybe only JARVIS) could end up finding out the truth about Isaiah, and decided to keep an eye on the Bradley family, even if just to protect them. I would end Eli´s storyline in TFATWS with him getting shot to save Bucky, and getting the blood transfusion from his grandparent. Which would put him in in the program again, since AI!Vision would predict him getting super soldier powers.
Iron Lad, Asgardian and Patriot form the first version of the young avengers. They start training, but not superheroing yet, while Harley looks for Ultron. The other boys don´t know he helped Ultron rebuild his body. Just that he found out Ultron was still alive somehow. Their first adventure happens in secret invasion.
Moving to Captain Marvel 2, we already know the enemy is gonna be the religious skrull. I would also use the movie to introduce Teddy. Basically the movie starts with us fiding out, in a flashback, that Mar-vell had a son, Genis-Vell. He fell in love and had a son with the princess of the skrull. Except he had to abandon them, in order to hide their existence from the kree. When her child was still a baby, the princess´s ship was attacked, and she was killed. She was able to give her son, Dorrek VIII, to her handmaiden, so he could be hidden. The handmaiden went to earth, and sought refuge with Talos´ people, not telling anyone the boy´s real identity. She raises him as a human boy.
At some point in Captain Marvel 2, we find out about a prophecy that tells Dorrek VIII will turn the Skrull into an Empire, and that said Empire will start on earth. Therefore, the new wants to capture earth to ensure that will happen. We are introduced to “alien” magic, which Monica confirms is like earth´s magic. The queen is defeated and then religious skrull decide to go after their prophecised emperor.
They find Teddy on earth, when he starts using his powers for Greg. He fights with Greg tho, and ends up in a bad place. The skrulls appear before him in the middle of a school day, and try to get him to join them, except he refuses. Billy is present for that, and calls for Harley and Eli, so they can help Teddy, thinking it´s a kidnapping. They “rescue” Teddy.
The religious skrulls end up revealing their presence on earth, alongside their violent intentions, and start a takeover of the planet. Secret Invasion starts. The boys help Teddy escape the skrulls, even releasing Tommy out of juvie, in order to have more firepower. Billy and Teddy start a romance. Teddy, at some point, takes the form of his favorite avenger, the Hulk, and discovers his super strength. Secret Invasion ends, and Fury helps hide the boys´ identity, including Teddy´s. He helps close the juvie that made experiments on Tommy. He also promises to keep watch over them.
They become the young avengers.
Hawkeye ends with Kate mentioning her sister´s wedding.
Ant-man 3 ends up with Cassie having a suit build for her, so she can travel through the quantum realm. She is forbidden from using the suit after it, and from becoming a superhero. She steals the suit anyway.
Young Avengers movie starts with Jessica Jones being hired to investigate the boys, who have started superheroing for real after the end of secret invasion.
The boy´s try to stop and attack on Kate´s sister wedding. The attackers have special weapons that incapacitate them. Kate saves the boys.
Close to the place where the wedding happened, Cassie, who was looking for the boys to join them, meets Kate, who also wants to join the team. They also find Jessica, who tries to convince them to give up being superheroes, given her experience. She realizes she can´t convince the girls, and decides to help them find the boys, thinking they will be safer in a bigger number. Jess, being Jess, finds them easily. The boys answer they are busy, since they realized the wedding was a trap. Harley says it was probably a trap from Ultron, who figured out what Harley was doing.
They decide to go after Ultron, since he is probably doing something big at that moment, hence, the trap.
Now, this is where things get fun, since I would mix up the children´s crusade storyline, with the “kang” storyline.
My idea would be for Ultron to have learned about magic, since he was connected to AI!Vision, who learned the truth behind Wanda. Ultron realized he couldn´t do shit alone, so he joins up with whoever is the villain from doctor strange 2. Now, for this, I would use Mephisto as the villain.
Now, I think Wanda won´t go bad, after the multiverse storyline. She will end up in a horrible place, but will remain a superhero. At the start of young avengers, she ends up in NYC.
Ultron and Mephisto set up a trap for her, and joining technology and magic, are able to take control of her. Or at least try to. The boys find them and start trying to free Wanda, who is passed out. The girls show up and join in saving Wanda. However, they still lose, since they had set up traps for the boys in case they appeared.
They disappear. Not before Harley is able to hack into Ultron and find out their plan. They wanted to use Wanda to cast a spell that would kill all humanity (for Ultron) and would give their souls to Mephisto. They came up with the spell together, and kept it inside Ultron´s memory. Harley stole the spell and erased it from Ultron’s memory.
The young avengers go to their hideout, where Harley explains what he found out. He decides to use the spell as bait, in order to save Wanda.
The villains, in control of Wanda, find the young avengers. They start losing, because of Tommy´s speed. Mephisto uses his power´s along with Wanda´s and they resurrect Pietro, another speedster, to fight against Tommy. The young avengers flee.
They decide to find out more about Wanda, and end up in westview, after Harley probs AI!Vision. They find out about what happened in there, at which point AI!Vision finishes explaining the truth about the twins. (This point could be used to have Ralph tell he is actually Simon Williams, and have him turn into Wonder Man in some way, I actually have a whole idea about how this could happen). Ultron and Mephisto find them. The YA runs away.
Cassie leads them to the pym laboratory. They explain what is happening, and Scott berates Cassie. They end up being found again.
At some point, Billy undoes Wanda´s magic control over Pietro, and he joins the kids.
Ultron and Mephisto realize they need to take the kids seriously, and get more violent.
The YA tele-transport again, but are intercepted by Doctor Strange, who noticed the insane amount of magic being used. They explain the situation to him.
Mephisto and Ultron remember they are heroes, and decide to attack New York to make them come out of hiding. Now, I hate the “save New York, save the world” trope. But seeing as most of the YA are from New York, this is one of the few situations where it would fit well. Mephisto releases a horde of demons on New York.
A final battle starts. Ultron steals the spell back from Harley. Wanda starts casting the spell. Agatha says she believes Tommy and Pietro´s powers have some sort of magical nature. They can bend time, and because of it, they can cancel out magic. Therefore, after the spell is activated, they circle Wanda and keep the effect of her spell inside.
The avengers from the D+ shows appear to help.
They divide into 3 teams. One to defeat Ultron. One to Defeat Mephisto. And one to stop Wanda.
They realize Wanda´s spell can´t be stopped, since only the caster can stop their spell. However, Billy can undo Wanda´s spell (when he released Pietro from her control), maybe because his powers come from hers.
He doesn´t know how to do it tho. Strange tells him to release his magic, and the other spellcasters will mold it to undo Wanda´s spell. Billy does so, but ends up losing control. We have the iconic YA vol. 2 scene, where Teddy helps Billy control his magic (in a perfect world, they would end up kissing in this scene).
The spellcasters use his power to undo Wanda´s magic. That also undoes the control over her. They all converse on Ultron and Mephisto.
Hawkeye realizes Mephisto has messenger demons. Teddy turns into one and takes him down by surprise.
Ultron builds a shield around himself, and tells the heroes he still has a second plan. He has control over the nuclear nukes on the world, and he will activate them. Eli tells him they have a Cassie. She appears inside the shield and stomps on Ultron, winning the day.
Of course, I also have many other ideas for specific character storylines. But I am tired of writing, and might add them on another day.
IDEK why I wrote this actually. I guess I just wanted to share it somewhere.
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horrorlollis · 5 years
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The next ironman, herley keener. If you know what i mean
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