Me, a Latino: Oh, sweet summer child.

I don’t understand how translation works because some people translate things so differently from the original meaning that I’m like where the fuck are you getting this from??? Dungeon Meshi translates to “Dungeon Food” so how the fuck did it get titled ‘Delicious In Dungeon’? That title doesn’t even make sense in English.

falin: [has her body forcibly altered against her will in a way that makes her inhuman and monstrous]

laios: NO FUCKING FAIR I WANT CLAWS AND WINGS?????

reading young avengers and oh my god the scene with billy's parents where he's trying to tell them he and teddy are superheroes and they're just like "oh honey of course we love and support you! welcome to the family teddy!!" is so fucking funny. like they knew these two were gay and in love before teddy and billy knew.

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

He looks so good.

Y'all don't get how much I wanna fuck this man.

You're welcome.

the so called 'tolerant' left

I thought about trading their places and posting "I fixed it" underneath it, but honestly, sometimes your peace of mind is worth so much.

the so called 'tolerant' left

They kissed after this.

you think your sister's bad...?

The beam's lore used to matter.

Sometimes that is the real point of the beam.

the fucking problem with fgo really is that they started thinking of noble phantasms as gameplay elements instead of plot devices. a fsn character has six paragraphs of explanation on what their noble phantasm does and under what extremely specific conditions it can or cannot be countered. a fgo character has three to six lines that come down to "shoots a beam that takes effect" and then lists the effect as just what it does in the game. they used to tell you the narrative consequences of the beam. we used to be a society.

Hm

Of course you don’t. Free college might hinder the school-to-prison pipeline your  prison owning donors depend on

that's gran blue... and this is his fantasy....

Sometimes I forget how annoying and boring Fanon Jason Todd is.

jason pulling up to titans tower prepared to monologue and rough up tim a bit to send a warning, only to find tim zooted out of his mind on a beanbag, eating doritos, and watching barbie movies with rapt attention.

jason in his homemade robin cosplay: this is my replacement..?

tim: holy shit, jason todd? am i hallucinating? what was that alien weed kon gave me laced with?!

jason hears weed, and laced, coupling with a very high minor and immediately mother hens him into the kitchen so he can get liquids and food into him before he passes out.

the rest of the titans wake up to find the red hood in a surprisingly good 2nd robin cosplay sleeping right next to their robin on a fluffy pink beanbag, while barbie princess and the pauper plays in the background.