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1luna1lovegood1 · 2 years

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Harley: I dare you-

Tony: Peter is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Harley: Why not?

Peter, air quoting the first part: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

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topknott · 2 years

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Peter: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or manwhore our way out of it this time.

Harley, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

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alidafirtup · 3 years

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peter: *pronounces "champagne" like "lasagne"*

tony: do NOT

harley: *pronounces "lasagne" like "champagne"

stephen: do NOT

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marvelously-incorrect-decisions · 3 years

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*in the police station*

Stephen: I’m here for Harley.

Officer: Who’s Harley?

Stephen: You must be new here.

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athenadcvell · 3 years

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Shuri, pulling up in a car: You didn't think you'd be doing this without me, did you?

Peter, popping up from the passenger seat: Without US!

Harley, in the backseat: Wait, you guys said we were going to In and Out, why the fuck are we in the middle of an Avengers battle?

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dead-inside-pt2 · 4 years

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Harley: sup old man

Peter: Hi Mr.Stark

Nebula: Hey Tony

Vision: Hello sir

Morgan: Dad!

Rhodey: ....Tony how many kids do you have

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bruhelpimgay · 4 years

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peter: i keep forgetting things

harley: ...

peter: like yesterday i forgot my last name...

harley: next time you forget, just use mine

peter: okay... WAIT.

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stxphxn-strange · 4 years

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Harley: Do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? Like my brother will walk into the room and I'm like "oh man I guess I have to end you."

Peter: The Cain Instinct.

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sunshinepeter · 4 years

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tony, walking in the room to see harley holding peter, rubbing his back as peter cries: what is happening?

harley: he’s having a breakdown

tony: why? villian? school? flash?

harley: the great british baking show

peter, crying: they wore... ties for henry... when he leeeeeft!

tony:

tony: (showly backing out of the room)

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stony4eva · 3 years

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Peter and Harley's first time...

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hobbitinthetardis · 5 years

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Harley, t-posing in the doorway: greetings, parental figure

Tony, not looking up from his coffee: good morning, problem child

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1luna1lovegood1 · 2 years

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Morgan: Fight me!

Harley, standing behind her: if you even put a single hand on her head I will kill you.

Peter, standing behind them, instant kill mode on: if you even LOOK at either of them I will kill you.

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topknott · 2 years

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Peter: Physically I'm here but spiritually I'm lying in a Waffle House parking lot somewhere in rural Kentucky, slowly bleeding out from several stab wounds.

Harley: Mood.

Shuri: What the fuck.

Shuri, internally: Americans...

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forgetful-nerd · 5 years

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Harley: *flirting* I’ve never been out of Tennessee before. Maybe you could show me around New York, so I won’t get lost.

Peter: Lost in New York? The streets are numbered. How do you get lost in New York?

Harley: that’s not what I...

Peter: it’s a grid system, motherf*cker! Where you at, 24th and 5th? Where you wanna go, 35th and 6th? Eleven up and one over, ya simple bitch.

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marvelously-incorrect-decisions · 3 years

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Harley: *enters his own password* I’m in

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athenadcvell · 3 years

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[Harley and Peter sitting in jail together after doing something dumb]

Harley: So who should we call?

Peter: I'd call Mr. Stark, but I feel safer in jail.

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