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forgetful-nerd · 4 years

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Tony, quickly: newly adopted spider son say what?

Peter: what?

Tony, pulling out the adoption papers: HE SAID YES STEPHEN!

Peter: wait-

Stephen, jumping out of a portal with an ‘it’s a boy’ cake: I’M GOING TO BE A FATHER!

Peter: wait wHAT-

Harley, who’s already gone through the adoption process: just let them do it, Peter.

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sunshinepeter · 4 years

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college au where both peter and harley go to mit, peter studying chemical engineering and harley mechanical engineering

there’s a big feud between the two majors, like entire classes battling it out on the grounds of mit, in snarky under-breath comments (“oh did your wittle beaker expwode today?” “says the man covered in grease. ever heard of a shower?”)

peter and harley are at the head of it; peters claim to fame is the stark internship and personally working on spider-man gadgets and suits (“where has spider-man been? he hasn’t been spotted in new york in months, only occasionally on missions with the avengers” “oh he’s... uh.... focusing on his mental health right now...”)

harleys claim to fame is as the only mechanic within twenty miles of their town, despite only being a teenager (“i fixed a 72 chevrolet when i was only 14. it’s still running good today.”)

they butt heads so. much. they glare at each other across dining halls, stare each other down in the campus starbucks. it’s ridiculous. everyone, no matter the “side” they are on, find the two utterly annoying.

“parker and keener stared at each other for, like, twenty minutes during breakfast today. literally, peter didn’t eat a bite of food he just...stared across the dining hall.” “figures. i wish they would just get to it already and figure their shit out.” “get to what?” “either a fist fight or a good fuck, whichever comes first i guess.”

it was the latter. (stormy day in the shared engineering lab, a stolen bottle of wine from the teachers lounge (“of course you’re a goddamn ta, parker, you’re such a fucking brown nose.” “do you want to drink with me or not keener?” “whatever.”) and three hours later they lay cuddling in harleys crappy dorm bed.

tony debates whether or not to cut off his ears over winter break (“ok i get it he’s a god walking on earth, now can you at least tell me his name so i can find everything about him online and decide if he’s good enough for you?” “absolutely not!”)

during their last week of finals, they go back and forth dragging the other to a bed for well needed sleep, before finally celebrating with a picnic in the quad after peters last final. peter asks if he would have time that summer to fly up to new york and visit him, and when harley confesses that he is actually pretty poor, peter says to not worry about it, they can cover it.

when peter tells tony “his name is harley keener, hes from tennessee and has a very cute accent and i want him to come up to visit me he could see the lab and meet some of the mechanics here because he has no future in rose hill that’s for sure, please tony please?” tony just smirks and nods, not able to form actual words without fear of laughing in peters face.

harley flies alone in a private jet from rose hill to tennessee, and when he steps off the plane (on the landing pad of stark tower) tony greets him with a hug and a “nice to see you again, mechanic.” and peter just stands there gobsmacked, not even able to shake his shock to hug his own boyfriend.

(harley and tony get a roasting that night, peter screaming at them (drunk on decidedly more expensive wine) as to how the living fuck the information that tony and his own boyfriend are apparently connected passed him, how tony never bothered to mention peter wasn’t the first kid he pseudoadopted, and then a few more screams when harley then compares them to brothers.)

#this got away from me #peter parker #spiderman #tony stark #ironman #harley keener #ironlad #harley x peter #peter x harley #parkner #parley #spiderson #irondad #ironfam #iron man

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just-things-things · 4 years

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Peter, about to do something risky: None of you can stop me, not even God himself could stop what I'm about to do!

Harley:

Harley: *takes out phone and starts typing on it*

Peter: Harls...

Peter, nervously: Harley, what are you doing?

Harley:

Peter, starting to sweat: What did you do, Harley?

Harley:

May suddenly appearing from the other room and Tony defending from Heaven: PETER BENJAMIN PARKER!!!

#harley keener/peter parker #peter parker x harley keener #harley keener #peters a little shit #peter parker #spiderson #spider man #spidey #irondad #iron dad #ironman #tony stark acting as peter parkers parental figure #tony stark #may parker #ironlad

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jesibeii · 4 years

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uwu, if you like soulmates and parkner, you should check out my fic, it’d mean a lot to me ;3

#spiderlad #keenker #parley #spiderman #ironlad #irondad #peter x harley #peter parker #harley keener #soulmates #au #mcu #fanfiction #spiderson

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sunshinepeter · 4 years

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tony, walking in the room to see harley holding peter, rubbing his back as peter cries: what is happening?

harley: he’s having a breakdown

tony: why? villian? school? flash?

harley: the great british baking show

peter, crying: they wore... ties for henry... when he leeeeeft!

tony:

tony: (showly backing out of the room)

#peter parker #harley keener #tony stark #gbbo #source: great British bake off #spiderman #ironman #ironlad #harley x peter #peter x harley #Irondad and Spiderson #irondad #spiderson #ironfam #incorrect ironfam #this is so niche

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sunshinepeter · 4 years

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peter: there’s no explanation for it besides that!

harley:

peter: it’s the only logical thing to think!

harley:

peter: give me one good reason that that would happen!

harley:

peter: the set of this movie just forgets who is wearing what clothes? NO.

tony: what is he talking about?

harley: he’s ranting about how chad and ryan definitely hooked up in high school musical two.

peter: NO HETERO EXPLANATION FOR THAT.

#peter parker #spiderman #tony stark #ironman #harley keener #ironlad #parkner #peter x harley #irondad #spiderson #marvel #avengers #mcu #ironfam

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just-things-things · 4 years

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Tony, during training: Aren't you upset that you don't get to train with Natasha, you two have the closest fighting style?

Harley: Have you ever trained with Natasha?

Tony:

Harley: Have you ever fought a giant wolf inside of a steel cage?

Natasha, yelling at Peter: FASTER FASTER FASTER, DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS??? IT MEANS MORE FAST!

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just-things-things · 4 years

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Am I doing this right?

#peter parker x harley keener #peter parker #tony stark #harley keener #harley keener/peter parker #irondad #ironlad #ironman #spiderson #peters a little shit

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just-things-things · 4 years

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Peter: To sacrifice my life for Pakistan✊

Harley: That's a great grape

Tony:

Tony: Wat

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sunshinepeter · 4 years

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peter: you know what they say

tony:

harley:

tony: what do they say?

peter: idk i was hoping u had an answer.

harley: jeffrey epstein didn’t kill himself!

peter: you’re right! they do say that!

#peter parker #spiderman #tony stark #ironman #harley keener #ironlad #harley x peter #spiderson #irondad #ironfam #iron man

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sunshinepeter · 4 years

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harley: shit the power went out

peter: don’t worry i got this!

peter (shakes violently so his stomach begins to glow) i swallowed a glow stick!

harley:

harley (also shakes so his stomach glows) me too!

tony, watching from the other side of the room: WHAT THE FUCK

#peter parker #spiderman #tony stark #ironman #harley keener #ironlad #marvel #avengers #spiderson #irondad #mcu #ironfam #peter x harley #harley x peter

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sunshinepeter · 4 years

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peter: we are gods roombas

tony: ...okay

peter: he said “keep it clean” but here we are, oil in our tracks, dragging it all over the place.

tony:

tony: so beds are our charging ports

peter: obviously.

tony: what’s the equivalent of being stuck in the corner?

peter: being stuck in a town you don’t want to be in, like if your car breaks down or you live in a small town and don’t want to.

tony:

tony: that’s stupid

harley, sitting in the corner, curled into a ball and rocking back and forth: yeah that’s stupid

#peter parker #spiderman #tony stark #ironman #harley keener #ironlad #marvel #avengers #mcu #peter x harley #spiderson #irondad

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just-things-things · 4 years

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Ya'll, I take prompts!

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sunshinepeter · 5 years

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tony: if you want to date him, then you need to get his attention, let him know you are interested.

peter: how do i do that?

tony: flirt with him!

later

peter: uh...i can quote the entire first season of the office by heart.

harley: (under his breath) holy shit i love him

#marvel #peter parker #harley keener #harley x peter #tony stark #ironfam #parkner #parley #irondad #spiderson #spiderman far from home #ironman #spiderman #ironlad

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sunshinepeter · 5 years

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peter: that’s it. i think i’m in love with harley.

tony: what? how did this happen?

peter: i dunno we barely even know each other! but when i talk to him... i’ve never felt this way before. i’m a horrible, horrible person.

tony:

peter: no you aren’t peter! i still love you peter!

#source: friends #parkner #peter parker #tony stark #harley keener #spiderman #ironman #ironlad #harley x peter #parley #marvel #irondad #spiderson #avengers #spiderman far from home

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