Can you please do a thingy where kaui hanzo lao and Liu have a pregnant wife. But the wife has a really high risk pregnancy and can barley leave the bed most days?

Sure thing! ❤️

A/N: First time writing something like this, especially something include illness!

Hanzo Hasashi 🔥

Hanzo is very happy when he knew that his wife is pregnant, he is over the moon when he knew about it. He plans for everything, the baby nursery, safe places for the baby away from training dojos, etc.

But one thing made him worry, that is high-risk pregnancy due to health conditions such as being overweight while pregnant and that is normal, but he decided to help his wife with it, such as making nutritious food, and making sure she drinks a lot of water, until she has a normal pregnancy without high risks or anything similar. Until she began to walk around the temple because it hurts her back when she is pregnant and staying in bed, he made sure that she doesn’t tire herself or carry things around so that she won’t hurt herself or the baby!

“Arigato for helping me~ Boo~” She mused, then she kissed his lips.

Kuai Liang ❄️

Same as Hanzo, Kuai was wildly delighted, He was on cloud nine when he heard it from his wife's mouth, and he started to read books about parenting. Planning for a nursery for the kids, safe places for them, etc.

But he is concerned now after he knew that his wife is having high-risk pregnancy problems like nutritional deficiency due to his wife eating unhealthy food like fast food, sugary foods, and unpasteurised dairy products. And, other pregnancy cravings.

Kuai was furious at his wife for eating carelessly while pregnant, he threw all the unhealthy foods in the trash bin, He started to make his wife healthy food because he couldn’t trust her after eating junk food as a silly excuse for “pregnancy cravings”.

The day after throwing the junk food, his wife started to have trouble leaving the bed, due to nutritional deficiency, he made her healthy, nutritious food, making tea for her, and making sure she drinks water. After 2 weeks.

She started to recover from it, and she can walk now, but Kuai is still looking after her, he is still concerned that she will eat junk food again, carry heavy things, or do things that are herself.

“Thank you for helping me! love~” She thanked then she pressed a kiss to his lips.

Liu Kang 🔥

Same as the prior men, Liu is Pleased to hear that he is going to have an heir, carrying his name and his legacy. Continuing to protect their home world from otherworldly dangers. But happiness was short-lived when he heard that his wife is having a Pre-existing health condition; like high blood pressure, due to genetic reasons. It got hard at first when his pregnant wife was having trouble leaving the bed or doing her daily activities. So he decided to read about high blood pressure and how to treat it, and he came to several solutions, most important ones are cutting down on salt, doing regular physical activity, taking medicines as described, and having a healthy balanced diet.

He told his wife of these solutions, she nodded and she is working on it, after a while, things started to change for the better. His wife can leave the bed, walk, and do her daily activities! She is thankful to Liu for helping her.

Kung Lao 🥟

For years Kung Lao thought he wouldn’t have a girlfriend or a wife, but now he has one and she is pregnant too! He is happy as any other man whose wife is expecting a child! But his happiness didn’t last because of the high-risk pregnancy that his wife suffers from, she barely leave the bed most days due to it. Kung Lao started to do his research on high-risk pregnancy, his research didn’t help much but he decided to call the doctor, the doctor arrived and examined his wife, He told Kung Lao that she is having a high-risk of pregnancy and that she needs to change her lifestyle and take meds. Kung Lao listened carefully to the doctor and started to work on it with his wife.

At first it was exhausting for both, but after keep on doing what the doctor told them, things are getting better for them, his wife can leave the bed now and doing her daily things.

“Thanks Lao! For.. helping me~” his wife thanked him, then she kissed him.

(disclaimer: this post is NOT saying i am the BEST or THE smut writer, this is just what i suggest personally. i have been writing for 5+ yrs)

(if you see my old smut contradict these tips, DON’T BRING IT UP HUSHHH, i improved)

SMUT TIPS FROM JADE

(part 1, maybe)

DESCRIBING GENITALIA

use the words of what they are

ex. dick, cock, pussy, cunt, nipples, clit etc.

DO NOT describe the color or size

in my opinion, it isn’t necessary and your smut just gets too gory at that point…

DO RESEARCH!! so important, especially if you don’t have a specific part

you do NOT have to describe the whole anatomy of a pussy, just like color and size of a dick, each part is not really necessary to describe

DIALOGUES AND SOUNDS

dialogue is honestly super tricky, especially when it comes to smut

just try not to be so corny 😞😞

when you write out a character/person moaning, do NOT type “mmph…” or “ngh~” etc. WE ARE NOT IN A HENTAI. (unless that’s what you’re trying to achieve, then don’t listen to this)

do research on noises and dialogue beats that you can use, that aren’t “said”

SETTING IT UP

PUT. ALL. YOUR. TAGS/CW.

if i am reading a smut and suddenly see “daddy,” I AM CLICKING OFF. reread your work and make sure you write down all the kinks and cw

this is especially important on wattpad, BUT PUT THE MATURE WARNING

you do NOT wanna get banned and/or aim at the wrong audience

Some fun dialogue from Honesty Leads You Nowhere!

"I am not kind, Narinder. I have martyred thousands."

" That is why you are so troubled Lamb, you are plagued with guilt from your past. You strive for power and control yet crave affection and trust. That is the conflict within your heart, the very conflict that is tearing you apart from the inside. "

From Pinterest ❤️

alright since February is around the corner I'm already working on a Dead Plate Valentine's story. I started working on a prompt yesterday since I hand write it down first on my notebook, the story is going to be an AU but none the less there gonna be some drama. Once I finished the story gonna post it on my AO3 account which is pinned so anyone can check it out. the story might contain maybe 3 chapters at best but I'm not sure. I'm very excited about writing a story like this ^^

So I will probably remove this from the story later but this is all I could think about while writing this part. So here it is in all it's glory.

Spoiler:

For context people can get magic in this world by two methods.

Worship

Being Worshiped

The most common practice is that young woman who are deemed worthy will go to a magical academy to study their goddess status and potentially become Goddesses, while the others will have to choose someone to worship to gain that power. Kind of like a DND Patron with less of the eldritch power.

So when the main characters father who thinks there child is "male" is now technically a goddess. He freaks out.

The main character is transfemme and now a deity.

excerpt from my favourite poem by sylvia plath, mad girl's love song. i was reflecting today on how poetry holds multiple meanings which are all within us. this is why i love revisiting my favourites - as i change, so do they. for instance, as a teenager, this poem used to speak to my depression and disillusionment with life. now it reminds me of a verse from the Lalitāsahasranāma: unmeṣa nimiṣotpanna vipanna bhuvanāvaliḥ, N281, She of blinking eyes that birth and collapse the worlds (my very loose translation). so, on the contrary, it reminds me of the teaching pointing to the immense creative power & potential housed in each of us, through which we birth and dissolve the worlds and selves within us from moment to moment. 

The stars go waltzing out in blue and red, And arbitrary blackness gallops in: I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.

God topples from the sky, hell's fires fade: Exit seraphim and Satan's men: I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead

You were sunrise,

He was sunset.

Both chasing different skies.

[Photo credit: Winston-Salem Journal, “A mother's work is never done for cardinals,” Michael Hastings Jun 18, 2020]

Hellooo its me again, actually wanted to request something kinda fluff, kinda smut (a bit of both if i could say)

Kuai Liang helping the reader to relax after a very stressfull week with college and family stuff, how would that go?

Thank you for your time bye byeee ❤

Sure thing! ❤️❤️💕✨💜

Author’s note: Sorry I couldn’t do smut so I chose the fluff one! I hope you like it and enjoy reading this ficlet ;)

You returned to your home after a vigorous week of college and family stuff.

You decided that you needed a break, and there was no better place to be than the Lin Kuei temple with Kuai Liang.

Kuai Liang watched in concern as you constantly tapped your fingers and bit them.

He is concerned about your health; after all, you are his partner, and he only wants to help you.

He quickly approached you, and with a smile, he asked you.

"Are you okay? You seem tired!" He asked with a bright smile.

"Not really, I’m just stressed out and..." You articulated, you couldn’t find the right word to end your sentence.

"I understand," He said, as he sat in front of you. "How’s your day?"

"There's nothing special about it," You replied dryly. Mentally and physically exhausted. It was a long-arse week.

Kuai nodded in understanding. In all honesty, He knew something was troubling you; it was clear as the sun.

An idea popped into his mind, and that is to talk it out with you, To talk about how you feel about him.

"I heard meditation helps to relax," He began.

As soon as he said that your attention was focused on him, you knew that he was talking about your stress indirectly. You smiled at him.

"Okay then! Let’s meditate!" You uttered.

Kuai smiled because his plan worked. He got up to fetch the meditation mat. He returned with two mats, one for him and one for you.

He gently put it on the ground, then gestured for you to come. You nodded and went to sit beside him.

"I hope this works," you said.

He didn’t reply, but he only gave you a reassuring smile. He hums deeply as he fixes himself into a meditation posture.

You did the same. You hummed deeply, like him. He is guiding you on how to meditate.

You don’t know what you are doing, but you follow his every guide. He told you to take a deep breath.

Surprisingly, you feel relaxed and happy, but you want more, and you crave something else.

But you are grateful; his meditating session helped you a lot. and you wanted to reward him for that.

After Kuai ended the session, he got up and put his mat in its place. You walked up to him and started to kiss him.

He was surprised at first, but he kissed you back.

You didn’t care if someone caught you or anything, You only care about satisfying yourself and Kuai.

You started to press on his lips more as you kissed him. He moaned in response to that.

Kuai is the best care provider in the world; he helps you, cooks for you, and makes tea for you!

Kuai sensed that you were touch-starved. So he decided to give you more physical touches and love.

He snaked his arms around your neck as he pressed his lips against yours; you could feel the boost of your "happy hormones". And serotonin hits your system.

You felt a rush of euphoria when he kissed you. His icy tongue added an extra sensation to it.

You wanted to kiss him forever and be with him forever. You wanted nothing more than to be with him; you wished that you could only leave everything behind and be with him. You couldn’t care about college or anything else. You only wanted to be with your lover, Kuai.

Kuai broke the kiss so that he could breathe, "Come on, darling~." He purred with a luscious grin, "Let’s release some of your stress~."

You knew what he wanted to do, and you wanted to do it too! Hell! How can you refuse to do something like this with him?

"Let’s do it," You muttered with a satisfied tone.

all you ever did was make promises and chose to not keep them.

Stupid vampiric lamb fic -•-

Warnings: GAY MEN AHH RUN HOMOPHOBES RUN!! Blood, blood loss, mention of death, slightly detailed bite scene, nausea mentioned

( Yet again low effort ;-; )

The Lamb hadn't gotten blood in days, he was thirstier than ever. He approached his boyfriend Narinder and wrapped his arms around Narinders upper body, " narinder .. can you do me a favor..? " Lamb inquired soft-spokenly, " hm? what do you need leader? " Narinder responded with his raspy, unnervingly calm voice. " I feel weak, I need..need some blood.. I haven't drunken any in days and I've become incredibly nauseous.. I don't know how much longer I can go on without blood.. Please, just a sip. " Lamb pleaded with his husband, begging for any blood at all. " My dearest leader, please take as much as you need. " Narinder pulls his scarf down and allows The Lamb to bite down on their neck, Lamb feeds hungrily from Narinders jugular, Narinder winces violently as Lamb bites harder for more blood flow. The lamb releases Narinder's throat and begins looking for another area to bite. Narinder holds onto Lamb's arm as Lamb licks up the remaining blood from Narinders neck, " I'm sorry my dear, a-are you alright? " Lamb pulled back and started examining the nasty bite they had given Narinder, who was now queasy from blood loss. " Oh, my dearest lord. I live to please you. " Narinder claimed confidently, dismissing his own health. " Narinder I hurt you, I hurt you really bad.. " Lamb started to panic and cupped a hand over Narinders wound, which was leaking a thick crimson liquid. The smell of blood was overwhelming Narinder, he could hardly breathe. Lamb took him into an empty bathroom, where no one else was. Narinder couldn't stop the tears that streamed from his eyes, this wasn't good. The Lamb laid Narinder down on the bathroom floor and attempted to heal them, the bite was sealing slowly but not quick enough to prevent Narinder from becoming incredibly dazed and nearly passing out a few times. " Narinder you need to keep your eyes on me. Narinder, NARINDER KEEP YOUR EYES ON ME. " Lamb badgered, keeping his hand over Narinders wound. " Lamb, I feel weird- " Narinder hissed, " Narinder just hold still I'll get you better soon. " Lamb replied worriedly as he continued to clean and bandage Narinders wound. Narinder was sweating profusely and felt extremely weak, it was clear that the amount of blood Lamb fed on must be making Narinder weak. " Lamb, I feel so dizzy.. I know I physically cannot die because of this.." Narinder clutched a gold skull necklace that Lamb had crafted for him, it casted immortality for him. The Lamb was starting to panic as Narinder became quiet and sluggish, " but I've never felt worse.. " Narinder divulged, his voice cracking a bit. " Narinder stay awake. I know this is so bad, but you're alright. " Lamb started patting Narinders chest to attempt to keep him awake, in the same manner a doctor would to distract someone from a shot. This was working as Narinder seemed more alert that before, still dazed, but more present. " Is my wound closed? " Narinder questioned abruptly, " Yea, your wound is healed but.. you just need to gain strength back and you'll be okay.." Lamb felt incredibly guilty for his own greed and hunger, he had caused his husband unnecessary pain. If he had fed carefully and only drank the necessary amount Narinder wouldn't be hurt, as Lamb was contemplating this he felt Narinders arms wrap around him affectionately. This brought them both comfort.

qual seu livro favorito e por quê?

Persuasão, uma das obras póstumas de Jane Austen, publicado em 1818.

Bem, eu acredito que o motivo de eu amar tanto esse livro (e de ele ser o meu fav) é porque ele aborda muitos elementos de meu interesse, como perdão, amor do passado e família tóxica, além da protagonista ser uma mulher que pode não ser considerada "empoderada" por ser mais calada e recatada. Porém, no decorrer da trama a vemos crescendo e se impodo na sociedade conservadora. Para mim, tudo isso na narração de Austen ficou impecável. Esse livro representa o auge da genialidade e talento dela! ❤️

It’s a filth that never goes away.

No matter how hard I scrub, how hot the water.

I could skin myself and it would stay,

A thick grime clinging even to my revealed muscle tissue.

I could carve and carve, burn and burn.

Nothing will ever rid me of it.

That impure feeling that corrupts my very soul–

Evidence of a defilement for only your sweet little pleasure.

The stench of rotten grain and discounted rejection reeks from my body.

I can’t help but wonder if others can smell it too.

Do they see the filth stuck to my body like I do?

Do they see the shame in my eyes?

The Frog's Discovery Of Christmas

As ice danced across the plains and a sea of white blanketed the ground, a frog awaited Christmas' arrival. He wasn't quite sure what it was he was waiting for. Whisperings of "Christmas" as a concept had drifted through the winds about him, and yet to what exactly it pertained he did not know. So, with wide eyes and a thick, red scarf bundled around his neck, the frog sat and waited.

A hedgehog had once mentioned something to do with a "Santa" but had never gone into much more detail on the matter and so what a Santa was the frog could not say. Though, if only for the reader's amusement, it must be noted that he created the image in his mind that a Santa was quite similar to what we call a cracker. So, keeping his eyes as wide open as possible, like an eager child, the frog sat and waited.

He had once heard a snowman singing a song called 'White Christmas' and soon came to the conclusion that Christmas could only come about on a snowy day. This explains as to why the frog chose to sit out in the snow to wait for Christmas, even though he was experiencing a temperature so cold that he had not even believed it to be possible. For days upon days, underneath the snow's motherly nurture, the frog sat and waited.

As night fell across the world, and stars began to dance through the sky, the frog remained awake. Moonlight beams danced across the snowy grounds and rested around him creating an almost sacred glow about him. Around midnight - not that the frog knew of the time - a shadow overcame the glowing orb in between the darkly painted canvas above; one could say it was shaped like that of a shadowy figure within a vehicle that was a cross between a flying car and a horse drawn carriage. With a shout of "Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!" a small red parcel drifted down to the snow-covered ground before the frog, as the shadow dashed away into the night.

Carefully, the frog unwrapped the small gift, and found within it a snow globe that portrayed the predicament in which the frog found himself and when the snow globe was shook it would cause small porcelain balls of snow to float around the glass sculpture. In the snow globe it would be Christmas every day, for the frog had no clue of how to track the date or time and as far as he knew a snowy day was Christmas Day.

While one may say that this incident was only a figment of the frog's imagination - a hallucination caused by that of sleep deprivation and conditions ferocious enough to give you frostbite - the snow globe sat upon the frog's mantelpiece for years to come, and there it still remains to this day.

"I am what happens when the sea meets the sky."

-Blue