*AGGRESSIVELY BITES YOUR ARM*

YES HELLO HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES??????

who, me? ohh no i cant, i’m just a little guy..

shrinks

obsessed with how the entire movie is just this

Rainbowman is about one man’s quest to dominate the world with fried chicken and another man’s quest to stop him with veganism

Here's my late valentine's day post

They love each other

(Original image)

the government pinged @everyone

There's always enough space for you, bro.

... Bro...

really silly doodle idea

growing up with a perpetually anxious primary caregiver is such a mindfuck. that shit will rewire your nervous system

I think ur good actually 🥰🥰

Me begins reading Linked Universe: Haha the first chapter's pretty cool so far I love it-

Twilight Link appears looking super cool with his furs and facial markings and grappling hook

Me who's literally been in love with Twilight Princess Link since I was like 15: Don't do this to me for the love of God PLEASE-

good omens + textposts

MC: Can you do me a favour?

Belphie: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for it if you asked me to.

MC:…okay.…so can you do the dishes?

Belphie: No.

trick or treat? only time will tell

imogen fumbling shit is just eternally good fodder for memes, alright. and its at least partly BECAUSE of how powerful she is. someone tripping while using a nerf gun? funny. someone dramatically hoisting up an outfit matchin heavy death laser gun and then immediately tripping and landing on their face? phenom. sometimes she goes "GROVEL" and the enemies grovel and we all go "oooooh" and "aaaahhh" and sometimes she just gets fully ignored and gets so huffy and petulant and ineffectually burns a cantrip just to be petty about it. sometimes she smites her enemies into dust with one move and renders a tree in half after threatening and other times she fucking. falls down a flight of stairs and accidentally sets everything on fire. fires a gun at her own team. loses all her hair. turns blue. etc.

Imogen lifts a humongous sand squid into the sky with her mind powers. Imogen is also falling out of a sky ship and landing on the desert sand far below and just. lying there. while her friend plays the flute in the background. epic hot failgirls NEED the HEIGHT to FAIL FROM. u gotta swing and miss sometimes!!! AND you gotta be REAL petty about it when u miss!!!! fucking fantastic.

FUCK IT WE BALL