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misteria247 · 2 years
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I love how in the Tmnt franchise it's always an indisputable fact that Splinter will always take care of the boys. Like he'll literally have his life turned completely upside down by being mutated into a rat and then he'll see these four infant mutated turtles and literally go-
"Babies?? Babies for me?? Babies for me to adopt and cherish and teach??? Yes???? Guess I'm a dad now."
And he just rolls with it, no questions asked he just becomes their dad and honestly it's quite sweet and wonderful when you think about it.
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misteria247 · 1 year
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really called smn a ho
SGSGSGSGSGSGDFSFSFSFSF ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? GOD DAMN DONATELLO HAMATO OVER HERE MURDERING HIS ENEMIES IN COLD BLOOD-
This gives me the vibes from that one vine that goes-
"I said whoever threw that paper, you're mom's a hoe."
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misteria247 · 3 months
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*AGGRESSIVELY BITES YOUR ARM*
YES HELLO HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES??????
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misteria247 · 8 months
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Ranma whenever he gets doused in cold water: Being a girl is awful! I hate it! It's embarrassing!
Ranma as soon as he's in trouble:
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misteria247 · 8 months
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Me begins reading Linked Universe: Haha the first chapter's pretty cool so far I love it-
Twilight Link appears looking super cool with his furs and facial markings and grappling hook
Me who's literally been in love with Twilight Princess Link since I was like 15: Don't do this to me for the love of God PLEASE-
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misteria247 · 6 months
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My special talent is being able to hyper fixate on several different fandoms and hop from one to another like some kind of confused rabbit
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misteria247 · 1 year
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YouTube: So I know that HBO has massacred your boy Fred.
Me:......And?
YouTube: So as an apology for it here's a little treat just for you courtesy of YouTube recommendations.
youtube
Me: Finally......some delicious fucking food.
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misteria247 · 1 month
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Splinter fucking around with his kids by saying random ass riddles and semi hidden jokes is one of my favorite things about him. Like this rat is a ninjutsu master, he's serious and deadly and kind yet stern. But in reality he's just as terrible as his kids and it's just so funny remembering that yes he's a little shit just like Leo, Raph, Donnie and Mikey.
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misteria247 · 2 years
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What Ace Attorney is supposedly: A game where you play as a lawyer who fights for justice and meeting old friends and new foes along the way, making sure that those who are innocent receive the justice they deserve.
What Ace Attorney actually is: A game where you become a lawyer to find your long lost childhood sweetheart/best friend and along the way you fight for justice as well as awkwardly flirt with your childhood sweetheart/best friend who also happens to be a lawyer and somewhere along the way you end up being basically married with like three or four kids.
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misteria247 · 8 months
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I've just discovered something called Linked Universe and omfg?????? Twilight Link and Wild Link being besties???? Who would kill for each other???? Means everything to me you don't understand???? And Time Link being a tired papa to all these different versions of the legendary hero??????
I'm in love with this concept.
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misteria247 · 4 months
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Rise Splinter being a bit protective of the 12 kids like he is with his own. Like he doesn't overstep his boundaries, doesn't try to replace 12 Splinter or anything like that. He just goes absolutely feral if someone tries to take a swing at them. Like I'm talking he just gets immediately pissed and is instantly like-
"You're going to regret that move you just did because while they're not my children I'll be damned if you get away with this unscathed."
Kind of ordeal. Bonus points the Rise kids are in on it too and they too get a bit protective of their older counterparts. And the same thing applies to the 12 kids when it comes to the Rise gang. They get fiercely protective of their younger counterparts too.
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misteria247 · 5 months
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(Y/N): Wally?
Wally looking at his script: Yes (Y/N)?
(Y/N): Would you love me if I was a worm?
Wally looking up: What-?
(Y/N): I said would you love me if I was a worm?
Wally:........Yes....?
(Y/N): Okay cool. Cuz if you were a worm I'd love you.
Wally oddly touched but hella confused: Thank you????
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misteria247 · 1 year
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12 Leo explaining about how his body's basically like a breaking car that keeps getting wrecked while 87 Leo, 03 Leo, 07 Leo, Bayverse Leo and Rise Leo listen in muted horror and bafflement
07 Leo: So you've had your vocal chords messed up, your knee busted, your shell messed up, your arms strained, and your shoulder dislocated a few times???
03 Leo blatantly concerned: Good God you don't have it easy do you??
Bayverse Leo: I thought I had it bad but that's ridiculous.
Rise Leo: Lee how in the hell do you even find yourself in these kinds of situations???
87 Leo: Forget that! How the shell are you still functioning????
12 Leo with a dead serious look: Ibuprofen. It fixes my achy braking body.
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misteria247 · 9 months
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Ronin Mikey brooding: This is bullshit. Everything is bullshit and I hate it here-
12 Leo without even thinking about it paps Ronin Mikey's shell gently
Ronin Mikey calming down and dumbfounded: What-what witchcraft?
Rise Donnie in a foul mood: Dum-dums-! The lot of them-! Can't they just for once use their heads-!?!
12 Leo not even looking up from his comics gently taps Rise Donnie's shell
Rise Donnie melting slightly and instantly confused: Ohmigosh what the-?
03 Raph fuming: STUPID LEO AND HIS STUPID RULES GAH-!
12 Leo with no hesitation rubs soothing circles on 03 Raph's shell
03 Raph bewildered as he calms down: Fearless 2 how the fuck-????
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misteria247 · 30 days
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Me getting ready for church
My brain: Psst hey, hey bitch.
Me: ?
My brain: *Aggressively starts to play the 2012 TMNT opening*
Me not even thinking: Leonardo's the leader in blue, does everything it takes to get his ninjas through, Donatello has a way with machines-SON OF BITCH NO.
My brain: *evil super villain cackling*
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misteria247 · 2 months
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Linked Universe x Reader where they call you a cute pet name like princess.
At first when you hear it you're confused and a bit taken aback. After all princess is a very old kind of pet name that's rarely heard anymore. Especially since you're not royalty. They call you this for awhile and you take it in stride and even grow to somewhat enjoy the pet name. And then one day you find out why they call you that.
They call you princess because you're brave and kind. You're patient and compassionate and you put the world around you to shame with how bright and beautiful your soul and personality is. Much like their beloved princesses from their respective times, you'd become just as precious to them and thus the princess of their hearts.
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