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buudie · 11 months
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I'm thinking about the fact that peter calls rocket his best friend multiple times throughout the movie, and with gamora gone, he's definitely the guardian peter is closest to.
rocket is currently the person peter loves most in this world. and it makes his desperation to save him hit so much harder. he just lost the person he loved most in the world, and he can't go through that pain again.
"i'm not letting him go!" he can't let him go. he wouldn't survive going through that again.
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misteria247 · 2 years
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I love how in the Tmnt franchise it's always an indisputable fact that Splinter will always take care of the boys. Like he'll literally have his life turned completely upside down by being mutated into a rat and then he'll see these four infant mutated turtles and literally go-
"Babies?? Babies for me?? Babies for me to adopt and cherish and teach??? Yes???? Guess I'm a dad now."
And he just rolls with it, no questions asked he just becomes their dad and honestly it's quite sweet and wonderful when you think about it.
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bowserdyke · 7 months
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ouggghhh wives...
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rating how fuckable the men in God of War are (as a dilf lover and also a queer gay man)
1. Kratos, 10/10. I love big beefy men. What else can i say. For reasons i cannot express, he seems like a switch who prefers to bottom. Not that'd he'll tell anyone that.
2. Thor, 9/10. Again, I love big men. Points taken off for the alcoholism, but dudes trying. I'll get him therapy bc he needs it.
3. Týr, 10/10. Silly little man. Hes so skrunkly skrimblo. Also the imitial scene where he stands up compleatly and overshadows Kratos does things to me. I more wanna be friends with him and smoke that zaza of asgard but im giving him a 10/10 as compenation for forgetting him when i initially made this post.
4. Sindri, 10/10. I love him so fucking much i cannot even begin to explain it. He'd proabbly be very sweet but shy, hes not very experienced. Bfok has more expereince than him. Also, praise kink.
5. Brok, 9/10. Again, i cannot beguin to explain how much i love him. However, im taking points off just because while i do love him, i like Sindri way more. Also, if i had a dime for everytime ive liked a blue, short, crude older brother type, i'd have two dimes. which isnt alot, but itd weird that it happened twice right? (/ref) But he'd proabbly be suprisingly gentle, and prefer to bottom. Though hes not used ot it, he dosent mind being taken care of and probably has alot of body image issues,
6. Freyr, 7/10. I personally wouldn't fuck him, but i can see the appeal. Just not my kinda guy.
7. Mimir, 8/10. Man can GET IT. He knows how to please both men and women, and hes exceptional at giving head. (see what i did there lol) Points taken off for being only a head.
8. Heimdall, 0/10. I hate Heimdall with a passion, and i want to curb stomp his head in. Bro is lirerally a grown ass man and he picked a fight with a 16 year old child. Fuck off. Heimdall lovers dni./j
9. Baldur, 6/10. I contimplated putting him here, but i decided to because why not. I can see the appeal, and while i do love crazy men, hes a bit too crazy for my liking. Yall continue to slay.
10. Odin, 0/10. Self explanitory. I like old men, but not asshole manipulatirs. I also want to curb stoml his head in, but in a way thats already been done for me. (thanks Sindri <3)
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faeheart · 1 year
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natasha pulley really said “yes i am gonna give you a beautiful gay love story that transcends time and memory but first you must witness atrocities and learn everything about turn of the century lighthouse mechanics”
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misteria247 · 1 year
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really called smn a ho
SGSGSGSGSGSGDFSFSFSFSF ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? GOD DAMN DONATELLO HAMATO OVER HERE MURDERING HIS ENEMIES IN COLD BLOOD-
This gives me the vibes from that one vine that goes-
"I said whoever threw that paper, you're mom's a hoe."
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misteria247 · 3 months
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*AGGRESSIVELY BITES YOUR ARM*
YES HELLO HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES??????
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misteria247 · 8 months
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Ranma whenever he gets doused in cold water: Being a girl is awful! I hate it! It's embarrassing!
Ranma as soon as he's in trouble:
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misteria247 · 8 months
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Me begins reading Linked Universe: Haha the first chapter's pretty cool so far I love it-
Twilight Link appears looking super cool with his furs and facial markings and grappling hook
Me who's literally been in love with Twilight Princess Link since I was like 15: Don't do this to me for the love of God PLEASE-
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misteria247 · 6 months
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My special talent is being able to hyper fixate on several different fandoms and hop from one to another like some kind of confused rabbit
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misteria247 · 1 year
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YouTube: So I know that HBO has massacred your boy Fred.
Me:......And?
YouTube: So as an apology for it here's a little treat just for you courtesy of YouTube recommendations.
youtube
Me: Finally......some delicious fucking food.
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misteria247 · 1 month
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Splinter fucking around with his kids by saying random ass riddles and semi hidden jokes is one of my favorite things about him. Like this rat is a ninjutsu master, he's serious and deadly and kind yet stern. But in reality he's just as terrible as his kids and it's just so funny remembering that yes he's a little shit just like Leo, Raph, Donnie and Mikey.
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misteria247 · 2 years
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What Ace Attorney is supposedly: A game where you play as a lawyer who fights for justice and meeting old friends and new foes along the way, making sure that those who are innocent receive the justice they deserve.
What Ace Attorney actually is: A game where you become a lawyer to find your long lost childhood sweetheart/best friend and along the way you fight for justice as well as awkwardly flirt with your childhood sweetheart/best friend who also happens to be a lawyer and somewhere along the way you end up being basically married with like three or four kids.
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misteria247 · 8 months
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I've just discovered something called Linked Universe and omfg?????? Twilight Link and Wild Link being besties???? Who would kill for each other???? Means everything to me you don't understand???? And Time Link being a tired papa to all these different versions of the legendary hero??????
I'm in love with this concept.
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misteria247 · 4 months
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Rise Splinter being a bit protective of the 12 kids like he is with his own. Like he doesn't overstep his boundaries, doesn't try to replace 12 Splinter or anything like that. He just goes absolutely feral if someone tries to take a swing at them. Like I'm talking he just gets immediately pissed and is instantly like-
"You're going to regret that move you just did because while they're not my children I'll be damned if you get away with this unscathed."
Kind of ordeal. Bonus points the Rise kids are in on it too and they too get a bit protective of their older counterparts. And the same thing applies to the 12 kids when it comes to the Rise gang. They get fiercely protective of their younger counterparts too.
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misteria247 · 5 months
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(Y/N): Wally?
Wally looking at his script: Yes (Y/N)?
(Y/N): Would you love me if I was a worm?
Wally looking up: What-?
(Y/N): I said would you love me if I was a worm?
Wally:........Yes....?
(Y/N): Okay cool. Cuz if you were a worm I'd love you.
Wally oddly touched but hella confused: Thank you????
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