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dumbcharacterideas · 7 months
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New dynamic of enemies to lovers but it’s all in their head. And I don’t mean one is convinced the other is the enemy while the other is indifferent, I mean these two are head over heels in love but CONVINCED the other person sees them as an enemy. Cue a long list of misunderstandings that we all laugh at.
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bloodkrieg21 · 1 month
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Can’t sleep so here
DnD character idea, a character stated like a war forged but is actually a fire genasi who has been magically bound to the heart of the wizard who saved him. He resides inside a fire place in the stomach of the war forged. If you can get the dm to agree even get your base of operations to be powered by him. Final give that base which preferably a castle the ability to ambulate.
I think it’s obvious at this point but leave a guess if you know
If not one more hint, the character should love eating egg shells
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explodingice · 10 months
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Me:dopamine mining as I scroll through FB reels
"can you make a DND character with an ability stat of 1 in every stat except one?"
Me: no,but show me your ignorance funny man
"pick dhampir fighter so you can attack with CON,maintain a high health pool,and you get heavy armor prof as a class perk"
Me: too bad you won't have the strength to move,and even if you did you'd trip over a flat surface. You wouldn't be able to call for help because youre too dumb to speak,and youre hopelessly unaware of anything outside your immediate surroundings. Even if you managed to attract the help of someone else,you'd be unable to express yourself in any meaningful way.
But hey,at least you'd live a nice long life laying there on the ground with all that HP right?
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shootingstarrfish · 4 months
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asmos super cool plan part 3!!!!
parts 1 and 2 here (combined)
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redysetdare · 11 months
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I kinda wish that "oh they don't know they are dating yet lol" was used less as a joke because while it can be funny to think about people not recognizing their obvious feelings it also shows a major issue with amatonormativity and believing certain ways people interact with each other can only be read 1 way. It shoves relationships into a box and assumes the people in their own relationship don't know any better and so can't possibly label it correctly.
"they say they are friends but obviously they just don't know they're dating yet!" Assumes that 1. Friendship is less than romance. 2. That the way these people act with each other has to be romantic and any other interpretation is wrong including the people who are interacting own interpretations of their relationship. 3. Assumes you, a third party observing the relationship you are not part of, know more and better than the people in the relationship and thus have authority to put a label on said relationship.
Do you see the problem here? Do you understand how fucked up it is to constantly be told your relationship is something it's not. Do you understand how rude it is to undermine people's own ability to properly label their own relationships. It does not matter if YOU think they are dating. If they say they are friends then they are F R I E N D S.
The thing Abt relationships is that all parties in the relationship have to agree with what it is. If one says they are dating and the other says they are not, then they are not dating and they will never be until both agree on that face. Simple as that.
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mylifeingotham · 1 month
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beif0ngs · 8 months
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Buggy the Clown || Anime vs. Live Action comparison shots 
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dillydallydove · 1 year
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Shitty Dnd Character Ideas
- a rat that was turned into a human by a warlock. They are desperately trying to act human while trying to hunt down the warlock that did this to them
- a changeling going through an identity crisis and joined the campaign on a quest to “find their self” (they just turn into whoever they kill)
- a bard that performs with yoyos and wants to prove themself to the yoyo master so that he will teach them. Because when they asked the master for help the yoyo master did not answer. He just kept on yoing.
-an old woman that tied knives to the bottom of her walker. She keeps offering pies to her enemies and telling people to “kill them with kindness” (the pies are poisoned)
- Chad, a human who thought he was joining a frat but actually joined a cult by accident. The cult members know this and keep him around cause they actually like him
- a character that is named after your dm and acts as much like your dm as possible
- a barbarian that has been seeing a therapist for their anger issues and has a lot of knowledge about psychology and mediation
- a british druid that keeps narrating everything like a nature documentary
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oldfatwarlock · 2 years
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Visiting my sister and Temple of Doom was on, and it inspired the archeologist Neverwinter Gones (fricative G, as in juice.)
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captainhysunstuff · 17 days
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22 more images (with some saucy shenanigans and immature "seduction" tactics towards the end) below the cut:
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Ryuk makes his grand return and is brought up to speed with Light and L's immoral union. The date seems pretty successful~.
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dumbcharacterideas · 10 months
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character who can teleport ever so slightly but doesn’t realize it and just thinks they’re really good at sneaking up on people, getting in places, etc.
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Listen-
Listen. Is this that Smiling Critter Friends show everyone's been talking about?
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musubiki · 2 months
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sketch dump but its all mochi and lime
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dudefrommywesterns · 8 months
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PLEASE enjoy having fat f/os, if you have them! if you're fat or skinny or in between, you can have fat f/os. there's nothing wrong with being romantically attracted or sexually attracted to fat characters. that's not fetishizing.
and the reverse is true! if you're fat and you have skinny f/os, they love you and your body. there's nothing wrong with being fat and having skinny f/os. that's not fetishizing.
fat guys, fat girls, fat enbies, gay or straight or trans queer of another flavor. all good f/os and great shippers.
you don't have to only ship with characters of your body type. that's silly.
have fun!
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teplejtrouba · 6 months
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a detective who has a partner🔍 and a partner💕 who are friends so the three of them end up doing a lof things together and the detective refers to them as "my partners" and doesn't realise this makes everyone think they're polyamorous (they do end up polyamorous by the end of the story)
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bonebabbles · 24 days
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Uh.... wh?
Honey and Shell are right.
Nightheart was allowed to act out MUCH more strongly and harshly than any other warrior
Squilf herself as deputy was trying her best to help him reconnect to their family, when he was angrily pushing them all away
He interrupted his own name ceremony and was given a new one, no consequence
Was given a huge opportunity to go on a mission to get lifesaving medicine, BECAUSE of Jayfeather, Alderheart, and Squilf, his family. Didn't appreciate this.
Ran away to ShadowClan, and then came back, no consequence again because his family missed him.
Left AGAIN with a StarClan Permission Slip to help Frostpaw, came back, no consequence for vanishing. Even Sunbeam doesn't resent this.
He does get away with shit because he's a descendant of Firestar, he's part of the family that leads ThunderClan. This all would have been treated much more harshly, and he wouldn't have gotten so many opportunities, if these people WEREN'T his family.
And now he's gotten an apprentice before Shell and Honey for it!
This ISN'T "building his own legacy." It IS nepotism.
Even the next handful of cats who get apprentices-- Bayshine, his best friend who he was basically raised with and aids him constantly, just this morning lying to cover Sunbeam, AND Finchlight, sister. Molewhisker is a random senior mentor so they're not ALL completely brand new.
TERRIBLE conclusion to Nightheart's character arc, this execution has earned a fierce, flaming F + See Me After Class
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