Shitty DND Character Idea

David Tennant as a bard trying to deal with his corrupt Goliath Landlord, whose name is Goliath Landdlord.

Dnd idea: you are a Druid, and your animal companion is your girlfriend, who has been turned into a worm.

Of course I get the bird race as a DND character. I looked up what it is and I may have to think of a design after some commission progress.

The warlock's patron is the same deity as the paladin's worshipped god

And they have vastly different relationships with said deity

Dnd idea- aroace bard who fundamentally Does Not Understand the concept of sexual attraction. They still do the stereotypical bard thing of like, sleeping around and stuff, but just because they think it's a fun activity for two (or more) consenting adults; there's no attraction involved on their part whatsoever. They don't really understand flirting but they're pretty good at it through sheer trial and error. They're still friends with like 99% of their former partners, which they seem to have an endless number of.

A warlock patron that makes you watch an ad before casting a leveled spell

Shit dnd character idea: oathbreaker paladin who didn’t expect to be a hero but recently got a divorce and just happened to get powers from that

Character Idea

Warlock

Story: Warlock with a pact with a Deity to kill the paladins who break the oath with them

Functionality: Gives disadvantage to hit when the opponent uses an attack dealing radiant damage, additional bonuses to hit are not counted if the opponent is a paladin of the Deity

Inspiration: I don't know but I told this Idea to my older cousin and he said "cool" so I'm feeling POWERFUL

I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A DND CHARACTER Okay so I've never played DND but I really want to. My idea is that the characters a rogue but they have two loving parents. Their dad's a locksmith so when their cat died and they got really depressed they picked up the hobby of taking apart then putting back together locks. They got super good at it and when the party came into town and they made friends their parents encouraged them to go with the party!! Then maybe there could be a subplot of them bringing their cat back to life.

Slightly less (?) stupid D&D character idea!

A small child whose parent(s) worked in a funeral home. As a result? Said child is a little *too* keen on emphasizing how "death is just an extension of life!", and knows just a little too much about the process of embalming fallen friends or foes

Bonus points if the child just assumes everyone thinks this way and has had these experiences, so they never find it interesting enough to bring up, so the party has no idea why they are the way they are

dnd character idea, orc raised by half elves in a majority human elf society, unfortunately his parents want him to fit in so they get his tusks removed, he doesn’t realize how messed up it is and how much it messed him up until he meets other orcs

this anything?

A hippie wizard turned druid that found an abandoned book mobile in the 70s and has been living out of it ever since, enchanting the inside to be much larger than it appears to be and filling his mobile grand library with ancient magical tomes. He still uses it as a book mobile and visits disenfranchised rural communities once a week.

Can’t sleep so here

DnD character idea, a character stated like a war forged but is actually a fire genasi who has been magically bound to the heart of the wizard who saved him. He resides inside a fire place in the stomach of the war forged. If you can get the dm to agree even get your base of operations to be powered by him. Final give that base which preferably a castle the ability to ambulate.

I think it’s obvious at this point but leave a guess if you know

If not one more hint, the character should love eating egg shells

DND character idea for my next campaign

A slime taking the shape of a human but using big wizard robes, a large hat and a fake beard beard to disguise itself as a human

They can either be really good at disguising themselves or is just real good at convincing people that it's cool and to not worry about the slime thing

Might even be Non-binary or agender because what are gender norms when you're a slime

Description: Tiktok from user littlevictorianboy. He switches between two different characters, one being silent and just reacting in mild confusion to what he says. "Gen Z doesn't know how to lay siege. They don't! You give a Gen Z a battering ram, they'll say 'this isn't my phone!' Ha, you know, because they're always on their phones? And my legion is mostly 20-somethings and they're the worst, right? I bought them all gym memberships so that they could get big and strong, I show up, they're not lifting weights! They're in the saunas! Kissing! And sure is kissing a big part of being in a legion? Absolutely, it's one of the main parts, but it's not the only part! You know what pays for those gym memberships, for that sauna privilege? It's plunder. And if you're all dehydrated from kissing in the saunas all day, you're not gonna be able to lift heavy plunder out of a keep! Get real! Some days I think I should have never become a divine conqueror. It sounded good at first, lead a legion of men through the bog lands of Harthoon, striking my axe into the throne of false kings, but to be completely honest... I haven't sacked a keep in over a year. It's mostly just managing personalities and setting up fun activities for the legion to do on the weekends. Maybe I would've been happier in another industry, plastics or... cartoons, I don't know what people do. But Peulsupub, the blood god of the ancient stone, chose me. So here I am, tethered to my fate... Anyway, the legion's going roller skating this weekend so you should come!"

Here’s some joke DnD characters:

The wizard with high strength, constitution, and a very strong jawline. His name is Chadwick.

The totem of the bear barbarian who just so happens to be a twink.

The aro/ace bard who is *extremely* physically attractive and has to roll charisma saves to *NOT* seduce anything and everything.