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merlisha · 3 years

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okay so I’ve been thinking about this alot. Tim Drake has a tiktok account. he begins to blow up because him and Jason begin making the ‘impersonating my brother’ videos where they just pretend to be dick. Each video gets like millions of likes and people in the comments begin asking for a brother reveal.

Tim eventually responds with a compilation of dick acting the exact way Jason and Tim did. This includes:

- him at parties shit face drunk taking 2 shots at a time and then screaming “WATCH ME DO A BACK FLIP”

- Tim sitting in the passenger seat secretly filming dick driving pretty much faster than the speed of light with one hand on the steering wheel looking casual as fuck as he subconsciously hums along to Taylor swifts ‘shake it off’ which is playing on the radio, using his fingers to drum along on the steering wheel

- him yelling to Damian about how much he hates his dog and then cut to the next clip which is Tim hiding behind a door secretly filming dick in the kitchen cradling said dog like a baby

After this, the entire internet goes batshit crazy. The video goes viral as everyone’s fallen in love with this hot ass man. DickTok has commenced. Tim’s up to like 5 million followers as everyone’s pretty much gone feral begging for more dick content. This is bigger than draco Tok, couch guy tok, all that shit.

In my mind, the Wayne’s are really famous but like only in Gotham. The rest of the world has no idea about them and so the people of Gotham have just kept this hot ass family as their own little secret.

So people start researching who they actually are and they learn all about billionaire Bruce Wayne and his hot ass sons. Now it’s not just dick, it’s all of them. (In this Damian’s like 14 so people say he’s like cute and good looking but they’re not like ‘omg fuck me’ yk).

People begin making edits from clips of them on the red carpet of gala’s. There would also be like Tik toks of people being like “can we take a minute to appreciate Bruce Wayne’s sons though..” and then it’s clips and pictures of them looking hot until somebody duets one of these videos being like “can we take a minute to appreciate BRUCE WAYNE.” And it’s a bunch of paparazzi pictures of like 90’s bruce wearing sun glasses while carrying like 10 year old dick. And then all you see on your fyp is just people using those audios that are like “I LOVE YOUR DAD” and “I wanna fuck your dad”. AND THE ONE THATS LIKE “just don’t fuck my dad alright.. PLEASE? why not?”

While all this is happening Tim’s just sitting pretty with his 15 million followers. Producing viral video after viral video. I’ve began saving the audios that he would use and thinking of what type of videos he would make with them so here are a few examples:

- you know the trend that’s going on now where people use the slipping through my fingers song to show texts with their siblings well Tim would do that one to show them all just being dumbasses in the gc

- he definitely used the ‘great success’ borat audio and was like ‘this is my brother (he is pain in my assholes)’ with one of them (probably Damian)

- he’s made one where it’s the audio “congratulations you’ve just won our game who’s going to the retirement home” and he’s just saying that to Bruce after he like joked about cutting him out of his will.

- The bill hader SNL one where it’s like “I roll with a crew of problematic bachelors and we call ourselves the squad” and it’s just clips of them being idiots.

- he used the “looking at me now I can see my past damn I look just like my fucking dad” after he like buys a lottery ticket or some shit.

- The list GOES ON but you get the point.

#it’s 2am #batman #gotham #dc universe #bruce wayne #only in gotham #gothamites #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #I’m sorry I didn’t include the others in this I don’t know that much about them #batfam #dc comics

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vivithefolle · 3 years

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Can I join your anti-Hermione club? Is there an application form? (In all seriousness, I'm so glad there's someone on Tumblr who is anti-Hermione for good reasons. It drives me absolutely insane how much the fandom worships her. I respect her intelligence, but there are so many absurdly unethical things she does. The hexing of Marietta Edgecombe - I researched it, it's both against contract law and would almost certainly be considered assault - was crazy, and even crazier was that it's excused.)

Hahaha, no application form needed, just a lot of bitterness and a touch of rage.

Something that really annoys me is how people are trying to tell me I'm doing Hermione-bashing when I give her the what-for. Or try to say "but she was a teenager :(". Really, freaking really? So when Hermione scars people on the face she's being a teenager but when Ron is pissy for a night in fourth year he's a total asshole? No, nope, not gonna let that lie.

My issue is that Ron's mistakes are teenager-sized; making an ass of yourself during a soirée, dating someone you're not really interested in because you're flattered by the attention, getting mad at your friend over silly stuff, saying stupid things without thinking... teenage mistakes. Those are teenage mistakes. (Something could be said of his leaving on the Horcrux Hunt but. Bitches. Voldemort himself (a part of him at least) was there singling him out for torture. Not to mention the heavy blood loss, the fact that his family's in danger, etcetera... But of course nobody is willing to accept those circumstances, nooo, it's only Ron who's the sole responsible for leaving absolutely, right, "Hermione is a teenager :(" and "Harry has PTSD :(((" but Ron isn't allowed to have problems of course. Fucking hypocrites.)

Meanwhile Hermione wakes up everyday and chooses violence and not for good reasons. I mean when your first reflex to distract someone is to set them on fire surely that indicates some issues? (Later on she forgets that she can use magic to light a fire... against a plant. I mean. How. How do you come to the conclusion that you should light a person on fire to "distract" them but cannot apply that reasoning to a goddamn killer plant.) The thing is people just... because we're constantly told that Hermione is intelligent/has good grades/works hard, people are quick to assume that she's obviously the most mature one in the room. But being a hard worker isn't necessarily a "proof" of maturity. It's just that people's expectations are that "a studious kid" is a mature kid, but really what they mean by "mature" is "doesn't annoy me to hell and back by playing noisily".

There’s this huge manipulation that plays on people’s expectations: being coded as “the studious girl” people are told through stereotypes that Hermione is smart, mature and logical… and the text is quick to try to reinforce the idea by having her spout definitions (=”smart”, for a degree of it; it’s mostly good memory), scold others for being rowdy (=mature, except that she’s not above it all either and a big part of maturity also involves REALIZING YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES which, Hermione’s don’t, so oops) and have her solve some puzzles or explain things (=logical… but sometimes her reasoning is based on emotion and she just tries to find evidence to justify why she thinks it’s right, rather than go from one thing to another).

When people try to brush off the fucked-up things Hermione did with "well she was a teenager" or "it was the war effort"... no. Fuck no. She didn't have to wipe her parents' minds and memories, there was the Order, the Dursleys were treated better than Hermione's parents for God's sake. But the only thing that matters about Hermione's parents is that they can be conveniently sacrificed to let us know how brave their daughter is right, it's not like she's in anything called the House of the Brave or something, it's not like she's constantly being thrown in mortal danger and is scared but keeps pushing forward, no we absolutely HAD to have a plot point that involves Hermione destroying two people's identities so we know how brave she is (how was any of it brave? Bravery is risking yourself, not the life of two innocents who barely know what's going on and are in no position to fight back).

And with the Romione fandom trying to push back to "nooo but she was a teenager m'kay she had her reasons for everything"... You want to get back to the Dark Ages where Hermione can do anything to Ron and it's his fault for not being perfect enough for her? Because that's how you go back to the Dark Ages.

In concept I love Romione. In the books I love it till about Book 3 (and even then that's pushing it because Hermione's utter disregard for Ron's pet sits very unwell with me, BUT okay fine she's still a child, it's her first pet, she has no idea how to own a pet and she's not used to being mindful of others' feelings. Then she gets validated by the plot because Scabbers was Pettigrew and somehow that means Hermione wasn't horribly callous to Ron's feelings or anything... meanwhile had it been Ron buying Crookshanks and Scabbers being Hermione's pet everyone would have been like "but who cares that Ron was right in the end, do you see how horribly he hurt poor Hermione's feelings!!!"...

It's just. No more excuses. Hermione is fucked-up. As a person, not just because of the war. She had a vicious, vindictive streak that only got enabled through the books because she never was called out on it. And I mean, I'm all for standing up for yourself, or for slapping Draco Malfoy's bitchy ass ferret face. But fuck. When you're doing the magic equivalent of an acid attack on someone's face, when you're physically abusing someone you're supposed to love AND THREATEN TO DO IT AGAIN AS IF IT WAS SOMETHING CUTE OR QUIRKY, when you're brainwashing your own parents into compliance because you can't be bothered to lie to them or make the Order get them... You know how many fics I've seen that take the "I did actually Confund my examiner" exchange from the Epilogue and run away with it to make it so Ron gets in a horrible car accident or invent entire collapses of the Statute of Secrecy as a result of an investigation connected to this "ha ha look it's funny Ron cheated on his exam" moment? Why don't I ever see a fic talking about how Hermione erasing her parents from existence leads to the destruction of Wizarding society through the legal bullshit that follows? Because Hermione dear, did you think to alter "Wendell" and "Monica"'s birth certificates? Their marriage contract? Their VISAs? Their bank accounts? Otherwise you've just turned your parents into homeless vagrants hopelessly lost in Australia who can't ever find a home anywhere because they simply don't exist in the eyes of any government. But hey nobody ever thinks of that because it's so much easier to nitpick everything Ron does. The only thing folks notice about Hermione nowaday is Emma Watson's boobies.

... I'm sorry, I just... Ugh. People.

#vivi answers #ask #hermione granger #hermione granger critical #hermione critical #ron weasley #ron weasley defence squad #ron weasley defense squad #harry potter #harry potter series #hp fandom #hp meta

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jungwonlvrr · 4 years

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DEAR DRACO MALFOY

Pairings: Draco x Female Reader

Genre: angst

Warnings: no warnings

Y/n: your name

Y/b/n: your girl best friends name

Y/h/n: your house name

Summary: y/n send letters to Draco but the more letters she sends, the less oblivious she gets of her feelings for him.

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Dear The Slytherin Prince,

Hey! It’s your best friend, Y/n. You told me you really liked y/b/n. I’m sorry I ran away without giving you an answer. I talked with her and she likes you too! That’s crazy isn’t it? She wants you to meet her in the astronomy tower after classes.

Your best friend, Y/n

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Dear My Best Friend,

I heard you two got together. You guys would make a cute couple. I’m quite worried you’re going to leave me for her. But you wouldn’t would you? You promised. Today, I rode buckbeat with the twins, It was quite fun. Bummer you didn’t tag along lol.

Your Favorite y/h/n, Y/n.

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Dear Draco Alfredo,

I see you showed y/b/n our secret hiding spot. That place was only suppose to be between you and I but it’s okay. You two are the couple so I can’t fight and get mad lol. It’s just a bummer because it’s not so secret for you and I anymore. Today, you skipped classes, it’s not out do the ordinary for you to do so but Y/b/n skipped classs also and she never skips. I assume you two met up in our the secret hide out.

Your best wingwoman, Y/n

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Dear Draco,

It’s been two weeks since I last sent you a letter. I was busy. And two weeks since our hiding spot became yours and y/b/n’s hiding spot. That place feels not special anymore so I stopped going there. I’m glad you’re still speaking to me though! I just miss our adventures. We should go on a adventure soon!

Your best friend, Y/n

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Dear The Slytherin Barbie,

Hey! You told me we would go on our adventures, I was really happy until you brought her along. Don’t get it wrong, I’m happy for you both! I just missed the me and you times, it barely happens nowadays. You’re too caught up with Y/b/n to spend time with your best friend. It makes me upset.

Your best friend, Y/n.

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Dear The one and only Draco,

Thanks for getting me soup today, I didn’t feel so well and you realized that. I guess we still have our best friend telepathy hahah. You’re missing out on action though, last night the twins set up fireworks in the forest! I know right, crazy isn’t it. It’s kind of weird experiencing fun things without you around, I’m too use to being around you haha. I also heard you gave Y/b/n the bracelet I made you, I was kind of, maybe really upset. I put a lot of thought into that bracelet.

Your one and only, Y/n.

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Dear Draco Tomato,

It’s been a month since I last sent you a letter, I was busying studying for the exams. I don’t even know why I keep writing to you when I could just talk to you. I guess I don’t have the confidence to talk to you anymore since you seemed to be really busy with your girlfriend. You don’t even reply back so it’s embarrassing sometimes but I know you read them, Goyle told me. He just told me you didn’t have the time to reply which is compeletly fine with me! Your girlfriend must have found that soft side of yours quick, you two are so PDA now , it feels so weird since you’re not normally affectionate.

Your best friend, Y/n.

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Dear Draco,

The more I watch you and your girlfriend do your things, the more I realize I have this heavy feeling in my heart that makes me really sad. Honestly, I think it’s just the anxiety I have stored up for the upcoming exams. A day alone with you could definitely cool it down.

Y/n

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Dear Draco Malfoy,

Why are you ignoring me? Did I do something to upset you? I’m really sorry if I did! What can I do to make it up for you? Oh yeah, I’ll buy you your favorite, chocolate frogs! You better forgive me, I’m paying for this lol.

From you know, Y/n

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Dear The Slytherin,

I hope you enjoyed the chocolate frogs! You talked to today which made me expectionally happy. I get so happy when me and you have a conversation, it could be the smallest and my day will be brightened!how do you do these things?

Your Best friend, Y/n

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Dear Draco Draco Draco,

You’re ignoring me again. That hurts you know. It makes me really upset, giving me a empty feeling in my heart. I miss my best friend. You can’t do this to me.

Your best friend, Y/n

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Dear Draco,

Stop ignoring me. You’re acting as if I don’t exist anymore! What did I do wrong? It’s been 3 weeks of this constant ignoring. It really hurts, Malfoy. You don’t know how many tears are being spent of your stupidness. I’m your best friend! Don’t you remember? Please don’t forget me. I know you’re reading this, Draco. Please reply, I miss you.

Your still best friend, Y/n

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Dear Malfoy,

Today, you told me you didn’t want to be friends with anymore. I’m confused, I didn’t do anything wrong. It was so sudden, I didn’t expect this ending for us, I mean sure you were being an ass and ignoring me but I thought you were just being Draco. I’m too numb to cry right now. I miss you, kiddo.

Your ex best friend, Y/n.

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Dear Malfoy,

I heard Y/b/n was the reason you didn’t want to be friends anymore. I don’t know why I even called her my girl best friend. She stabbed me in the back, she knew how much you meant to me. I guess you were my only real friend and I lost that too. You were a real friend until you started dating her, pathetic isn’t it?.

Your ex best friend, Y/n.

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Dear Draco Malfoy,

I don’t even know why I continue to send you letters as if we are on good terms. I really want to be on good terms but you clearly don’t want that. Today I also found out from Crabbe that you threw away that chocolate frog I have bought for you. That hurt deeply. It feels like actual knives are being carved into my heart, every single day. When I see you, I feel so at home and I just want to hug you and cry while calling you mean.

Your ex best friend, Y/n.

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Dear Draco,

It’s been 2 months, I know I shouldn’t call you by your first name anymore but I miss you. I’m not mad at you anymore, I just want my best friend back. Why did things have to turn out this way? You’re really happy with you girlfriend, I can tell. You never smiled that big with me. I keep holding onto us like we are going to come back to each other.

Your ex best friend, Y/n,

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Dear Malfoy,

I know you’re still reading these. Maybe to make fun of me, I don’t know anymore. But recently I found something out. It’s quite a shock to me. I’m in love with you, Malfoy. The way I feel for you isn’t a normal way to feel for a friend, I’m in love. Only love makes you this crazy, Professer Mcgonnal told me. I think she’s referring to me sending letters almost everyday, expecting a good outcome. I’m too deep in love with you, from the way you talk to the way you move, from the way your blond hair falls into your forehead, from the way your grey eyes wander the rooms, from the way your voice called out my name so naturally, from the way you use to hug me and hum on my bad days, from the way you took me sledding and from the way your lips curved into a perfect smile. I fell in love with you and your personality, ignoring your toxic traits. For I wasn’t enough, what we had wasn’t enough that you chose her over me. Oh what you do for love.

Your secret lover, Y/n.

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Dear Malfoy,

Your girlfriend found my letter and her and her gang beat me up for it. She doesn’t understand. I would never try to sabotage your relationship with her. I just wanted to express my feelings, clearly I can’t even do that. Maybe it was wrong for me to give you a love confession but I wasnt trying to get you to be with me. She wants me to never send letters to you again, but she doesn’t have to know I’m sending this letter. You’re still my best friend in my heart, Draco.

Your ex best friend, Y/n.

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Dear Draco Malfoy,

Hey, it’s been a couple of months. I hope you’re doing well. I finally come to my closure. I’m moving on from this chapter of heartbreak and misery. You were a chapter in my life, a really really big and important one, but I was just a page in yours. I guess all good things come to an end eventually. I’m getting happier and I’m finally moving on from you. Of course I still love you! You’re still my best friend in my heart like I said. But it’s over now. I’m accepting that. You’re still with her, after all this time. I’m really happy for you both, really!

Y/n

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Dear Draco,

You looked awful for the past week. Are you doing okay? I know I said I’ve moved on but I can still send letters to check up on you, you still matter to me. Y/b/n seemed to not care that you looked emotionally tired. She just kept going on about her drama. It makes me sad, you deserve someone who will listen to you like how you listen to her. I can tell you love her a lot.

Y/n

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Dear Draco,

It’s been about a month. I found someone! I’ve officially moved on. Don’t be sad lol, as if you would. His name is Neville Longbottom. I think you know him. He’s really sweet and I don’t deserve him one bit. He bought me my favorite candies yesterday, it made me heart feel so soft and warm inside. He’s adorable. He makes me really happy, I hope you find that soon since Y/b/n isn’t doing a good job at that, lol.

Y/n

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Dear Draco,

I heard what happened, She cheated. Of course she would. I mean I didn’t expect it but it’s not a surprise either. She honestly really did like you at the beginning of your relationship with her, I don’t know what happened. You’re still welcomed to come back to this chapter of my life, I’ll gladly accept my best friend back. Just no more romantic feelings included. Just the old me and you. Oh yeah, about me and Neville, he’s really a sweetheart, i think I’m in love. He makes me feel a way you didn’t. Like I’m loved and special.

Y/n

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Dear Draco,

So we’re friends again. I’m glad. I missed you kiddo. I’m glad I’m getting my best friend back. Let’s make a plan and meet up and catch up. Wouldn’t that sound lovely?

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Dear Draco,

It’s been a week of catching up and our best friend connection came back quickly. Your ex isn’t very happy about you and I becoming friends again but it doesn’t matter.

Y/n

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Dear Y/n,

Yes I’ve read all your letters. They’re really sweet and I’m now realizing how much you cared. It’s been about a year now and I’m rereading your letters. You’re my best friend still, and we’re still like two peas in a pod. I’m happy for you and Neville. Happy late one year to you two though. He seems to the perfect one for you, I can see the love in both of your eyes. Maybe I’m selfish for saying this but I wish I were Neville. I wasted my love on someone who wasn’t worth it when I had someone right in front of me who loved me better and more than Y/b/n ever would. You’re still the same prankster I grew up with. I’m really sorry I broke you badly last year. I really am sorry. I never did want to stop being your friend, I loved you (as a friend ofc) but she made me choose between her and you and my foolishness was too blinded by love to realize what I was throwing away. Also, I did eat the chocolate frog you got me, don’t be sad lol. I fallen in love with you through the year we’ve tried again. Maybe I was always in love with you, maybe I just didn’t know and went for your then best friend. When I found out you were in love with me, I felt these waves of emotions come over me. I was happy but sad but confused. I’m sorry I let y/b/n hands onto that letter, you didn’t deserve what those girls did to you. So to my best friend. I’m in love with you. It’s my turn for this one sided love but it’s unfair that your one sided story with me is worse than mine since I know you wouldn’t leave me for anything. I’m really happy for you and Neville. But I watch your eyes as he walks by, what a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky. he’s got you mesmerized while I die.

#draco imagine #draco x y/n #Draco #draco malfoy #draco Malfoy imagine #harry potter #harry potter x reader #draco x reader #draco malfoy x reader #draco malfoy x hufflepuff!reader #draco malfoy x ravenclaw!reader #draco malfoy x gryffindor #draco malfoy x slytherin

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ashes-and-ashes · 4 years

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Can you write a cute little one shot of married!drarry babysitting Ron and Hermiones toddler and them playing any game and at the end of the game one of them says they want a kid?

You have: 15 new voicemails.

Message One:

“Hey Ron, it’s Harry. Why am I saying that it’s me. You have my number saved, right? I hope so, cause I’m babysitting your fucking kid. Ah, shoot I probably shouldn’t swear so much, right? Not my fault - Draco swears like a Scottish sailor when he gets mad. Anyways, just wanted to let you know it’s all okay and hope you enjoy your date with ‘Mione. Hope you get some. You need it.”

Message Two:

“Hey Ron. So uh, I know Hermione left dinner for Rose but she wouldn’t eat it. Like full on, tantrum, wouldn’t eat it. And I know that I’m the boy who lived and everything, blah blah but seriously mate, I’m panicking? What do I do?”

Message Three:

“Yeah so Draco and I are never having kids. Rose wouldn’t eat, so we asked her what her favourite food was and she said fried eggs? So Draco made her some, and she seemed pretty happy until she started asking for dessert. And - your kid is going to be a pathological liar, I swear cause she said she was allowed ice cream? And we gave her some because what else were we supposed to do? Do babies usually stick to the ceiling? How long until they fall off?”

Message Four:

“Ron, I appreciate that you’ve probably turned your phone off cause you’re in the theatre or some shit but Rose is bouncing off the walls. Literally. And she’s shitting sparks. Is this natural kid behavior? Kid-wizard-baby thing that I conveniently missed out on? Please help me because I have no idea what to do and - oh god, the toaster is sparking. DRACO, WHY IS THE FUCKING TOASTER SPARKING??”

Message Five:

“Ron I am the smartest person I know. Hermione said that her favourite treat was those sugar quills right? We bribed her to get off the roof with those. Now she is happily sucking on one of them whilst Draco changes her nappy and I do the dishes. On an unrelated note you really need to stop buying these graphic mugs because they are horrible. Your “My wand is the largest” one is disgusting and Draco nearly choked when he saw it. And also...if you want to stop by a toaster shop on your way home?”

Message Six:

“Weasley. It’s Draco. I want to assure you I am never having kids because your child is a demon and I hope that the stained glass window in your study wasn’t terribly expensive because Rose just flew out of it. Don’t worry, Harry is going to get her but I’m afraid she may have flown rather far, due to the whole levitating sherbets - What? How was I supposed to know that? Harry you idiot, I didn’t know I wasn’t supposed to mention the sherbet? How do I delete voice mail - Harry? Harry you’re the fucking Muggle here - Harry? Harry??”

Message Seven:

“Hi Ron, it’s Harry. Not to worry, everything is going to plan, Rose and I are just...getting some fresh air?”

“Your acting skills are tremendious, Harry.”

“Fuck off Draco, we’re - don’t worry, Ron, your child isn’t lost, she’s just a bit...High? Physically, not mentally. I mean, we wouldn’t have given her drugs, that’s a big no-no and - DRACO? DRACO IS THAT - I’ll call you back!!”

Message Eight:

“Hey, so it’s Pansy and Harry just wanted me to let you know to not worry, everything is under control. We’re going to find Rose and he promises she’ll be okay - oh sorry? I wasn’t supposed to mention that? Okay you fucking call then asshole!”

Message Nine:

“This is Blaise. I’m not sure if I’ve ever called you before but first time for everything. We have it all under control - Draco just invited Pans and I over because your daughter is a...handful. Anyways, enjoy your date.”

Message Ten:

“Hello, I am the hidden heir to the Black Fortune, and I am currently wrongfully inprisoned in Azkaban. I need you to open up a Gringott’s account so I can transfer thirty million galleons to you. I need an outside source to hold my money while I arrange for my release. If you would just send me the account details, I will allocate a significant reward to you once I am free. Please call me back, or send an Owl.”

Message Eleven:

“It’s Theo. Yep, the whole gang came over because it’s hard work caring for your spawn. Also, it takes a village to raise a child right? Anyways, just wanted to reassure you that your child is definitely at home with us and not halfway up a tree in the middle of the park. I promise I’m not be sarcastic. Potter, stop making that face at me. Potter - “

Message Twelve:

“Harry here - she’s fine, I promise Ron, swear it on my life, she’ll be okay, alright? Just enjoy your date and - you haven’t even answered your phone yet, oh god, all the voicemails BLAISE YOU HALFBLOOD GET YOUR ASS HERE - “

Message Thirteen:

“ - how’d she get into a fucking tree - “

“ - floated?”

“ - fucking helpful you piece of - “

“ - someone get me a ladder or a rope - “

“ - rope? Gonna climb your way to the top Pans?”

“ - make yourself fucking useful - “

“ - god is she spinning? A twirling, psychotic baby?”

“ - best friend’s daughter so shut your face Zabini - “

“ - will never, ever have children - “

“ - with the amount you and Potter bang it’s highly fucking unlikely that you won’t have children - “

“ - THAT’S NOT HOW BIOLOGY WORKS - “

“ - do you have her? I think - “

“ - YOU CAN’T HAVE A CHILD BY STICKING A DICK UP - “

“ - oh my god this was recording the whole time - “

“ - turn it off, turn it off - “

“ - oh god it’s fucking sending HARRY - “

Message Fourteen:

“It’s okay, Ron, we have her. This is Draco by the way. We’re on our way home now and - no. No, Harry, get that grin off your face - “

Message Fifteen:

“Hi Ron, it’s Harry again. Rose is asleep and I was thinking, all this chaos has taught me that I actually operate pretty well under stress. I think...I think I might want to have a kid. What do you think?”

#drarry #drarry fanfic #ronmione #draco malfoy #harry potter #hermione granger #ron weasley #drabbles!!#pansy parkinson #blaise zabini #theodore nott #drarry fluff

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smilexdrarry · 3 years

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If your parents were ✨Drarry✨ Part 2

- Going into your 6th year at Hogwarts Harry had bought a new house. You were so excited about this because the last one was a tad small but this one was huge and you where so excited. You most definitely excited when you found out you would be getting to paint your own room. You had started to paint with Harry's and Draco's help when you couldn't help yourself but flick paint at Draco because you were just in the mood to piss him off. Harry turned around at your giggling and found himself laughing too at Draco's face covered in paint. "It's not funny, Potter." Draco had growled. "Who do you mean? We're all Potters here." Harry had said smiling. "Both of you!" Draco had yelled. You then looked at Harry and just by the look on his face he knew exactly what you were thinking. "Don't you dare." Draco had said but too late Harry had already threw paint in his direction, you laughed and picked up a bucket of paint and threw it a Harry. It was full on war then. About 20 minutes later you all came out of the room dripping with paint. "We'll have to go buy some new paint I guess." You had said sheepishly. "Yes and your paying." Harry had said putting his painted hand onto of your hair getting it more gross. "Ugh stop dad!"

- You loved to cook like Harry, but you were always self-conscious about it, so Harry and Draco never ended up tasting any of your dishes. But one day you decided you wanted to cook with your dad so you asked Harry if he would help you prepare dinner that night. You thought his eyes couldn't go any wider, he hopped off from the couch and ran to the go his keys for the car. "Uh dad what are you doing?" You had asked. He responded: "well to get ingredients to cook, silly." He seemed to excited about this. When you guys got back home you told him you had a new idea about a new dish, he agreed and he helped but he wanted you to do most of the work, letting you do your own thing. That night at dinner Draco had said, "oh my Merlin, this is so good! One of your best dishes Harry!" Harry looked at you across the table and smiled at you, you smiled back then went back to watch Draco eating the food like he was starving.

- Draco and Harry loved you equally, but even tho Draco was more strict and would yell at you more, he loved you the most, and this was because he was the one who suggested to Harry they would adopt you and he always secretly wanted a kid. Harry of course wasn't opposed to the idea, but he never thought about it. And so Draco was more hard on you then Harry was because he wanted the best for your well being, and then lastly he always had this fear, his deepest darkest fear was that you would end of like him, the path that he had taken. That mark still burned into his skin haunted him. You had heard Draco talking to Harry in a room, crying silently, saying that fear. You came around the corner tears streaming down your face saying that you would never end up like him and told him not to worry. You ran to him and flung your arms around his neck, repeatedly saying you loved him.

- When you were little, and even now sometimes, you would always ask your parents for stories about when they were at Hogwarts together. They would tuck you into bed and sit on either side of you and tell you all these stories about how they would sneak around Hogwarts in the middle of the night with Harry cloak rapped around them and how they would prank Snape constantly, soon they would go on forever till you fell asleep. "And then your idiot father-" "Draco." Harry had said quietly, "what?" Harry pointed at you sleeping. "Oh." Draco had said. They both kissed your forehead and turned off the lights. You smiled after they left then actually fell asleep.

- One time when you were at Hogwarts you had to write a paper explaining about what your favorite part of Hogwarts history was, and since you love to be stubborn, you didn't do a actually history thing you learned about but instead you wrote a 10 page essay explaining Hogwarts best love story. You ended up getting the highest grade in the class. And Harry and Draco cried when they read it then hung it up on the wall.

- One day you were sitting with your parents at dinner when Draco had announced that he and Harry wanted to renew their wedding vows, he reached across the table and held Harry's hand, looking at him fondly. Your jaw had dropped and then you screeched getting up and running around the table to go hug them. Every time you would look at parents wedding photos you would always say you wished you were there. So therefore you were the most absolutely thrilled when they had said that. Harry had laughed, "we thought that we would do it again, since it's been years since our wedding, thought that it would be nice to say our vows again and specially now that we have you." You we're already crying, you hugged Harry again and then Draco, who kissed you on the cheek and had said: "we love you." Draco and Harry were crying too, just so happy that you were happy.

- The last day before you had to back to school from Christmas break you were all ready and packed and then you sneezed and coughed, Harry shot up from the couch and ran over to you feeling your head, "are you ok? Do you feel sick? Can you not go back tomorrow? Is your stomach hurting? Is-" Harry had said before you interrupted him, "dad dad dad! I'm fine, gosh!" "Harry, calm down." Draco had said from the kitchen. Harry then had turned his head so fast you sure it snapped, then glared deadly at Draco then Draco's eyes went wide and quickly said, "oh right...um are you ok honey? You look sick?" You looked between them and squinted your eyes, "ok what's going on here?" You had asked. Harry rolled his eyes and said to Draco, "you ruined it dumb ass." "Sorry." Draco mumbled. It turned out that Harry and Draco wanted to have a family road trip. You weren't opposed to it all, you had ran up stairs and packed your bags and was already getting in the car. You definitely living your best life.

- One day you were enjoying a walk with Draco when you had spotted a tiny white puppy on the side of the road. "Father, look! It's a dog! Do you think we could keep it?" "I'm not sure what Harry would think?" Draco had said bending down and petting the tiny dog, which barked cutely. "I think Dad would be fine with it." You said, picking up the dog in your arms, while Draco scratched behind it's ear. "Yeah I think he would too but I'm not letting him name it Severus or Albus or something." You laughed, "I'll think of a name don't worry." Later when you guys went back home you tried to hid the dog as long as you could until it barked and then Harry had walked in and saw the small puppy running around. "What- hold on can I name it?!" Harry had said, "NO!" Draco and you said at the same time.

- Draco had suggested to you that if you wanted to meet his mom you could. Draco was always touchy on the subject of his mother, she lived alone in the manor doing nothing all day. You always was quite curious to meet Draco's mother, so you agreed. He took you to Malfoy manor with Harry of course. Draco had written to his mother in advance before you guys would show up and Narcissa was more then pleased. When the door opened everyone stood there awkwardly not knowing what to say first, but then Narcissa said, “could I- could I hug you my dear?” You didn’t really know how to respond, Draco’s hand gave your shoulder a tight squeeze. You smiled at Narcissa and opened your arms. She hugged you, it was weird but at the same time you could feel and see how much it had meant to her, I mean it was her boy’s child. She hugged Draco and kissed him on the cheek the same with Harry. You guys all hung out that day, it was actually quite fun to here about all the stories Narcissa told about Draco when he was little. When you guys left, you looked forward to the next time you would see your grandmother.

- This time when you were at school, you had got into a fight with this girl because she was calling Draco a death eater and said that he deserved to be in Azkaban, (what a bitch) you had gotten your wand out and pointed it at her, and she mocked you saying you would get in trouble if you used your wand. You thought about it for a minute before putting it away, the girl smirked, but then you punched her in the face.

That’s all for now, hope you like 😭

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ilovefandoms102 · 4 years

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Part 8- Shape of My Heart

Pairing: Rudy Pankow x Plus Size Reader

Summary: Falling in love with someone you can never have is the worst feeling in the world...

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Part 7 Part 9

Note: We hit 450 basically overnight I’m so so grateful for each and every one of you! I can’t wait to put out more content for you all! I’m thinking of starting a series based on the Draco blurb I did last night but I’m also thinking of starting something with my boy Steve Rogers...thoughts?

Again the name for Y/N is what’s in Rudy’s phone💞

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The group chat I shared with the cast was popping off the next day...

Mads💕(MC): Hope everyone has a marvelous day bc Y/n and Rudy made out on our front lawn☺️

Jombie🏄‍♂️(Chase): It was cute and gross all at the same time🤢

My Other Mads💗(MB): FINALLY

Starboy🌟(Drew): Wait I thought you guys were dating this whole time?

JD🤓: Why are you so slow Drewboy?

Austin💩: I side with Drew on this as I also thought they were together😅

Cutie Pie😍💕(Rudy): Let me be in love in peace!

Baby❤️🤤😘🥰😍(Y/n): Excuse me for inconveniencing y’all😂

Mads💕(MC): I’m just glad you guys finally decided to get your heads out of your asses and confess your undying love😒

Baby❤️🤤😘🥰😍(Y/n): You make it sound like we’re in a Shakespeare novel Madelyn🤨

“Our friends are a pain in the ass,” Rudy huffed, throwing his phone back on the towel.

We were currently out in the pool, Maddie and Chase were running a few errands. I was sitting on the side, my legs dangling in, and Rudy was in the pool with his upper half leaning beside me on the edge.

“They are concerned for our well being.” I chuckled, raking my hand through my long hair.

“I’m concerned about how you can sit there and look so hot. Jesus.” he confessed, making a low whistling noise.

“Quit,” I mumbled, blushing as I playfully shoved his shoulder.

Rudy came to stand between my legs, ginning widely. His hands came on either side of me, leaning in close. I looked down, playing with my fingers. I wasn’t used to being complimented, especially by guys. Never has a guy as good looking as Rudy complimented me, it made me a little uneasy.

“What’s going on in that pretty little head of yours?” he asked, wrapping his strong arms around me.

“Nothing I want to bother you with...” I sighed, leaning my head on his.

“You know you can talk to me about anything, I’m here for you. I’ll always listen, no matter what it is.” he murmured, kissing my cheek.

“I’m just not used to getting compliments is all. Honestly, I’m still afraid this is too good to be true. That this is all a dream and I’m going to wake up any minute.” I admitted.

“Baby, why are you so down on yourself? There are some days when I am taken away with your beauty, it makes me wonder how on earth I was graced with such a beautiful creature in my life. I’m real, I’m with you.” he said, his hand coming to brush some hair out of my face.

“It’s a lot to explain,” I said hesitantly, not wanting to seem like I wanted his pity.

“We got time,” he shrugged.

So I told him everything, and he listened. Didn’t interrupt me once, squeezed me when I choked up.

“I can’t believe that all happened to you...I couldn’t imagine going through that.” he remarked, shaking his head in disbelief.

“Yeah, so now you know why I was so hesitant about us.” I revealed, not able to meet his eyes.

“Well, I’m glad that I get to be the one to show you what you deserve. You deserve to be treated like the queen you are. Also, if by chance we are in your home state and I see any of these guys...I’m beating someones ass.” he declared, a laugh leaving my lips.

“Usually if I run into any of them I high tail it on out of wherever I am.” I laughed.

“I need to have words with how they treated my woman,” he grumbled, scrunching his brows.

“My knight and shining armor.” I gushed, pinching his cheeks.

“Will you go on a date with me?” he questioned, kissing my lips quickly.

“Tonight?” I inquired.

“Yeah, I know you’re a movie junkie, so I was hoping we could go see the new Jumanji movie.” he offered.

“Sounds fun, I get to stare at The Rock AND Nick Jonas.” I teased, Rudy pouting immediately.

“You’re so mean.” he sniffed.

“Ru, I’m just kidding. You’re number one on my hot guy list.” I smiled.

“There’s a list?” he said, baffled.

“All girls have one.” I shrugged.

“As long as I’m number one I guess that’s all that matters.” he chuckled.

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I ran away from Rudy while he was waiting in line to buy our tickets, beating him to at least pay for the snacks. I felt bad that the two weeks I had been here, Rudy had basically paid for both of us whenever we did anything. A thought had hit me then...

I only had ten more days until I left, how were Rudy and I going to do long distance?

I pushed the thought to the back of my mind, wanting to enjoy my night. I paid for our snacks, waiting by the entrance to get our tickets checked. Rudy pouted as he walked up to me, eyeing the food in my hands. I got on my tip toes to kiss his pouting lips, handing him his drink.

“This is a 50/50 relationship Ru, I’m not letting you pay for everything.” I winked.

“You’re lucky you’re cute.” he grumbled.

The movie had already been out for some time, so we were the only ones in the theater. I preferred that so that I could make commentary without having to worry about someone shushing me. Rudy sat down, pulling the middle thing up so that he could cuddle me to him.

I was feeling spontaneous, and since we were alone it was the perfect opportunity. I don’t know what it was that made me have this feeling, but I began to squirm around in my seat. Rudy had me feeling some type of way, I couldn’t stop glancing at him. I had no sexual experience, but I had read enough books and talked to my girl friends that I had the idea.

I moved my hand to his inner thigh, rubbing it lightly. A sharp inhale came from Rudy’s lips, a satisfied smirk coming from me. I moved my hand a little higher, biting down on my lip. His hand shot out just before I could get to his manhood, leaning over to whisper in my ear.

“Are you sure about that baby?” he asked.

I turned to kiss his lips hard, my hands coming to either side of his face. I removed one hand to palm his member, feeling it harden under his pants. He moaned in my mouth, his hand moving to grab a handful of my hair. I pulled away, both of us panting. He sat up slightly to undo his pants, sliding them down a little. My eyes widened at how well endowed he was, and I thought it felt big under his pants.

I leaned down, taking him in my mouth. Rudy gasped, taking a hold of my hair. I held the base of him with one hand, starting to move up and down. I followed my hand with my mouth, meeting them in the middle. It was music to my ears to hear Rudy panting, shaky breaths following. It motivated me to move faster, suck harder.

“Oh my, baby, I’m gonna cum.” he choked out a moan.

I pushed myself faster, taking him deeper in my mouth. He tightened his hold on my hair, bucking his hips. I choked a little, but still kept up my pace. His breathing picked up, stutters of my name leaving his lips. He cursed loudly when he came, shooting all of it into my mouth. I swallowed what he gave me, sitting back up to wipe the spit from the sides of my face.

“Are you sure you’ve never done that before?” he breathed, wiping sweat from his forehead. He fixed himself back in his pants, throwing an arm around me.

“Positive, you took my mouth virginity.” I shrugged, both of us busting out laughing.

“Thank you for letting me be your first sweetheart,” he whispered, kissing my nose.

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iraniq · 4 years

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Birthdays be like...

# Thomas Andrew Felton:

/the scene happens in England/

- you woke up early to prepare breakfast

- barely slept the night from excitement

- half way through someome kissed your ear

- "woke up 2h ago to walk Willow, saw all, but thanks for trying"

- "go away, it's a surprise"

- "let me help in then, love!"

- "you can't help in your birthday surprise"

- "watch me"

- ends up helping in his birthday surprise.

- you singing 'ophelia'song to him, incapable to replace it with Tom and still spunds good

- he made thousand videos and pics of you stumbling with the song

- no pancake hit the floor!

- still officially forbidden of giving Willow secret not dog food

- talking about Willow, she came fast when she heard voices

- ending up making dog friendly pancake

- flipping it right on her face /was already cooled/

- Tom got it all on video

- "look now, oh hi Willow, catch"

- "did you just flipped the pancake to fall on her face?"

- before you can say yes, there was no physical memory of the pancake

- watching cartoons on the couch

- "looks like someone is sleepy"

- "nooooo"

- "well if you hadn't stayed till 2 in the morning last night..."

- "was excited for your birthday"

- "and you said it like thousand times"

- "i am excited for birthdays, and yours is a special one"

- forhead kissed

- he muttes something that endes with 'love', but tight hugs and stroking hair, is one way ticket to dreamland

- bonus: Willow is a warm pillow on your lap

- afternoon long walks

- laughter

- singing on the streets

- silly pics

- pillow fight at home

- Willow stole yet another one

- "Willow's pillow fortress is getying bigger"

- "because you can't say no to your child, and instead taking them from her, you keep on buying new ones"

- fancy, low key filthy sexy looking dress for dinner

- a comedy movie no one watched...

- ... because pillow war revange

- and somewome had to keep an eye on popcorn

- food thief detected

- sloberly kisses and yet another pillow missing

- "just jump in the pool with the dress, love"

- drying hairs in the midle of the night

- matching pajamas

- Willow at board

- "your child just stole my sock"

- "she is your child now too..." - halj asleep deep british voice

- "ok, then, our child, just stole my sock"

- more forhead kissed and love mumbles

- snuggles

- "will meet you im dreamland"

# Erich Blunt:

*Ok we have all seen the tik tok - "take your clothes off" and how the girl spits her drink, and we all reacted like that*

- after midnifgt visit at the big house

- you have a special 'multipass' key card

- wake him up at 12:02 with *coughs* love

- everywhere

- i mean everywhere

- possible

- in the house

- then maybe at 5 o'clock in the company

- the boss chair, that's unfortunately a super normal one, because he refused to have fancy cabibet

- in the virtual relity room

- junk food at the sunrise on a super random place

- naps in the big, too fancy for naps, bed

- mid afternoon flight to a dessert rave party

- yes... plain checked

- matching outfits at the party

- the looks he gives you

- yes... at some random spots in the crowd

- his poker face is out of this world

- stargazing and hand holding

- tents at feativals are not soun proof...

- both umable to human the next day, dozzing off in the plane

# Julian Albert Desmond:

- a workoholic, scientist, perfectionist... with a metahuman bad experience inside his head... He could tell by the air in the room, something was off...

- a surprise was way beyond imaginable

- imagine everybody's faces when you casualy dropped at the station, introducing yourself

- "she is a spy" - Cisco said

- "Julian mentioned he had a girldriend...but i thought it was just for the excuse" - Barry said

- "nope, alive and in the flesh"

- you announced his upcoming birthday in a week and asked for help

- they were all instantly in

- same day, Barry got 'late'

- the captain gave them a case in the far abandoned aide of town, Caitlin was in the car with him, non stop talking, how Ciaco and HR are unbarable. Iris and Barry...

- he wasn't paying attention at this point

- the building looked suapicious

- they entered, only to see the whole Team Flash, including Dr. Wells and Jessie, holding a cake, with this so familiar red sugar you have been buying lately

- he knew your surprise will pop up eventually

- you knew he was late after work, no more metahumans hate, but you nevwr poked the subject

- "no one told her" - Barry reasured

- "she is overworking today, and instructed us, quoting 'get his ass the cake, or i will end you!', she is scary for a librarian" - Iris noted

- "she certanly is"

- all laugh

- "candles blowing in abandoned and possibly dangeroys area, great"

- all laughing again

- *insert Julian's sarcastic remarcs*

- "people skills, Julian"

- A fot Ain't even trying at this point

- afterwork party at the park

- Julian being soft

- Caitlin being low key jealous

- romantic dances under the stars

- you wearing a long mid transparent nightgown and his "explorer hat"

- *insert adult content here*

# Logan Maine:

*AU where they woke up the passangers a week before artiving at Thea, notjing hit the ship*

/haven't yet finished the tv series, so some info might not be true/

- after Mia, Logan didn't plan on having friends, or being close to someone

- not that he planned to befrend Mia...

- aftee several days of you being sweet carring and maybe a bit rude, and an epileptic episode later, he was tolerating you

- maybe more than toleraring, but he wasn't gonna admit it

- he was astonishing cook to start with

- you tried making cake, when you found out

- failed!

- but the unhealthy ammount of chocolate syrop on it, fixed it

- him dipping fries in the chocilate...

- *Logan what?!*

- walking around the 'garden'

- him pushing you towards the spraying water

- trying to name the plants only to end up with: "if it's not weed..." - he laughed

- "you are failing at being horrible"

- "trying to be, but that smile of yours isn't helping"

- marker writing on the station windows, connecting stars in odd shapes

- sneaking on others

- "is Baum a perv, or just a perv"

- "Shun and Lana are totally a thing"

- low key stealing extra pills for his epilepsy

- who'll suspect the cool sweet kid's teacher

- stealing food from your supervisor's cabim, after you went asking her, what Logan liked, so you can make a romantic dinner

- she didn't gave you much info, but the odd plastic half liquid sweets you stole definwtly tasted good

- "the A woman stealing? Your crush on me is ruining your good name"

- "maybe i am tired of a good name"

- "don't tell me you go to another planet to be a criminal"

- "lools like i might have the best teacher"

- "only om small crimes, like stealing a pretty girl's heart"

- his odd winks

- that smirk

- kisses in the dark

- he "found" some extra blankets

- 2 burritos on a way after midnight open space gazing

- Shun may have cought you drawing the odd funny shapes, but told no one - you were holding hands, giggling drawing one ovee another, was way too cute to tell on

# Draco Lucius Malfoy:

/Around 6th-ish year maybe.../

- how you pick a present for someone who has everything, literally everuthing

- bargins with Pansy for info

- Theo gives it all free

- Blaize asked for unknown favor

- no one actually gave you smth to work with

- Draco was bitter

- even the good fight with Potter didn't lift his spirit

- nor the -10 points

- you even owled Narcisaa, but nothing

- difficult problems require simple solution

- his favourire clothes of yours

- your Gucci pefulme on his scarf

- this beyond ordenary way you bite off from his green apple

- the thing with the shy eyes and devil smile you love pulling on him

- touching his hair

- scratching his hands with your long nails gives him the good chills

- changing in that gorgeous emerald green dress he bought you for the Christmas ball

- pinky hand holding

- getting cold, so he can give you his coat

- him and his long coat

- messy pearl hair

- stolen kissed under his tree

- brushing your nose in his cheek

- teasing each other

- in your own bubble in aftwenoon class

- again -10 points... each

- professor Lupin felt the pain of ceperating the lovely sight you were, so he can continue his lesson

- party at the boy's bedroom

- eating the cake his mom send you, instead of dinner

- whole friends group having pure childish fun, sharing silly stories

- levitating around in pretend swim manner

- cake

- *coughs* wine *cougs*

- late night walk to the astronomy tower

- him showing you the stars

- the Dragon again, because you can never place it right

- him knowing you pretend not to know, so he can have an excuse to give you silly shoulder kisses

- you tip toeing to reach him

- passionate kisses under the stars

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@diyunho @lovermrjokerr @darthjokerisyourfather @littlebeautifly

Whoever enjoys it as well 😛

#birthday story #tom felton #thomas andrew felton #erich blunt #murder in the first #julian albert #julian albert desmond #the flash #logan mine #origin 2018 #draco malfoy #draco lucius malfoy #harry potter

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fredweesleyismyslut · 4 years

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Masterlist

A/N: Hey guys! Here’s a collection of my writings because as I was sifting through everything this made me realize I had a lot more writings than I thought I did. So, this should make it semi easier for you guys to find stuff and I’ll keep it updated for whenever I write more stuff and I’ll put down some fandoms on here that I write for so you guys can send in requests since I’ve decided to finally start writing for other fandoms I love besides Harry Potter. Anyways, love you guys and stay safe! Also, please don’t judge my summaries too much as we can tell I suck ass at it I know, I’ll try to get better...but please be nice because I might actually cry:((

Criminal Minds

Spencer Reid

Really this Weasel? - Spencer meets your two Older brothers Dean and Sam Winchester. How will they react to the genius profiler dating their younger sibling?

Really, that Weasel? pt.2 - Spencer get kidnapped by one of the unsubs that the team was tracking down...little do you know there’s a little supernatural twist.

Supernatural

Dean Winchester

We're What?!- Reader is pregnant and starts to reminiscence on how she met Dean as she ponders how she’ll break the news to the pretty hunter.

Harry Potter

Fred Weasley

George/Fred x mreader(NSFW) - Your two best friends Fred and George Weasley decide to get a little frisky with you in the dorm rooms.

Fred Weasley x muggleborn!reader - The two twins come into the muggle world to get some shopping done and they see you walking about. You help them around with your friend to find their shopping items. Overall, it’s just the usual Weasley twin nonsense with a side of fluff.

Rewards & Punishments (NSFW)- Fred goes along with your plan to help your friend get with George so you tease him in class, causing Fred to give you a punishment...or a reward depending on what you like ya nasties.

First I love you (NSFW)- Fred and his twin play a prank on you, and it makes you a little more than upset. Fred decides to make it up to you...

Falling for you - Fred helps comfort the reader who has an accent after playing a prank on her.

Love Me Not (NSFW)- Fred starts to feel a little jealous about the platonic relationship reader has with Cedric as rumors start to fly around that they’re dating and that they’ve kissed. So, reader does a little something something to show she loves him, and only him, in the classroom.

George & Fred Weasley x Muggle!Kpop fan reader - Just headcanons for what it would be like for the Weasley twins to be dating a muggle kpop fan reader who also happens to introduce the boys to the wonderful world of kpop.

George Weasley

You could do better - George Weasley x reader - Draco Malfoy bullies you a bit about dating one of the Weasley twins. You teach the Malfoy a lesson and have a fluff with George. It’s cute I promise I just suck at writing summaries:)

Confessions (NSFW)- After the battle of Hogwarts and reader gets hurt in the process and George finds a way to make her feel good in the hospital room;).

I'd Still Choose You - Reader is a famous singer in the muggle world and takes George to one of her meet and greets. After seeing all the male fans and other good looking idols she’s surrounded by he feels a little insecure and not good enough for her.

Class Has Started(NSFW) - Weasley twins x reader where she gives them a little surprise at home as celebration for opening up their joke shop. It starts out fluffy and becomes a little more heated after dinner.

Ron Weasley

Not Scared - Ron thought it’d be a good idea to buy amusement park tickets to surprise you and things don’t go the way he planned.

Neville Longbottom

Glad to have you - Neville Longbottom x reader - Neville comes over to spend Christmas at the reader’s house and reader cheers him up because he’s sad about his parents.

Name of the Game - Neville Longbottom x reader - Reader is Bellatrix Lestrange’s daughter and she makes advances on him, even though he rejects her with menace each time. At the end of the war, Neville comforts her to her surprise.

Draco Malfoy

Trash mouth - Draco asks you, a muggleborn, to come over for Christmas to meet his parents for the first time. You’re more than nervous and it doesn’t exactly go the way as planned.

Princess - Draco forgets that he called you to meet him in the hallway and you are less than happy to see him chatting with Pansy as he makes you wait.

Draco Malfoy x reader (Kinda fluff?) - During the Slytherin and Gryffindor quidditch game, you cheer for your boyfriend, Draco, and your friends on the Gryffindor team. Things get a little out of hand and Draco gets beat up so you cuddle with him a bit.

Never Stop Loving You - After Draco gets the dark mark he starts to distance himself from his muggle girlfriend, afraid that she’ll hate him for what the mark represents. Overall, very fluffy would recommend if you want to smile.

Sirius Black

Inappropriate gestures - Sirius is a single dad taking care of Harry Potter after Lily and James die. You come in as his new baby sitter and maybe you’ll be more than a baby sitter?

Inappropriate gestures pt. 2 - You and Sirius get closer as you continue to babysit Harry and Sirius decides to take the 3 of you on a much needed vacation day to the beach.

Sirius Black x reader - Sirius follows you in his animagus form to protect you when you go out to a party.

Remus Lupin

De-stressing (NSFW)- Remus is the DADA teacher and you decide to help him relax a little in the classroom.

My Hero Academia

Supernatural

BTS

Kim Seokjin

Min Yoongi

Jung Hoseok

Drag You Down - Jhope x Curvy!reader where reader starts to doubt herself and thinks she’s dragging Hoseok’s idol image down by being with him because she doesn’t fit the typical beauty standard.

Kim Namjoon

Park Jimin

Kim Taehyung

Jeon Jungkook

Mon Lapin Jungkook x-reader - Jungkook x fem!reader where the reader goes to Malta, where they filmed Bon Voyage, together and just quite some wholesome stuff going on here. (I clearly still suck at summaries this is why I hate writing conclusions for English essays.)

Miscommunications - Jungkook x Noona!reader where Jungkook our little bunny boy, ignores the reader for a bit after they went on their first date and reader starts to think that he didn’t enjoy the date so she goes to confront him. Little does she know Jungkook was just having a little conflict about something...read to find out.

Monsta X

SEVENTEEN

Marvel

Batfam

Tim Drake

No More Secrets - Tim Drake x reader where she starts to become exasperated at the fact that he misses dates all the time. Finally, when he misses their anniversary dinner she calls it quits.

There are more fandoms I write for these are just the ones that I can think of at the top of my head but just so you guys know I basically love most anime and kpop groups so feel free to request it, your wish is my command!!

#masterlist #Harry Potter #harry potter blog #Harry Potter Smut #harry potter fluff #harry potter headcanons #criminal minds #criminal minds blog #BTS jungkook #bts smut #bts reactions #bts x reader #bts namjoon #BTS suga #bts #jeon jungkook #jungkook x reader

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helenaswriting · 4 years

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ships for @why-the-heck-am-i-here!

@why-the-heck-am-i-here: “Okay I really really want a ship thingy for marvel, Harry Potter and stranger things pls!! Imma send it here because I want to tell you as much about myself as possible 👉🏻👈🏻. (Feel free to post it still lol! Okay so my name is Bailey and I’m 5’9 (v tall) I currently have kinda short black wavy hair but I’m always dying it! Imma do pink next ;). I have green eyes and I tend to always do big thick eyeliner and smudged eyeshadow. I dress more on the oversized grunge side of the fashion spectrum, tho I would love to go more alternative. Okay now that that’s out of the waaayyy. I’ve always been described as the cool one kinda. I’m laid back but at the same time always up to do something stupid lol. I’m definitely always up for some fun but also a good ol nap. When I’m not doing anything like that I’m drawing or binging any show/movie I can get my hands on! Anime sign me up! Horror sign me up! Romantic sign me up!! You get the point. Back to drawing tho, that is such a big part of my life. I’ve been drawing since I can remember. Rather it’s just doodling or going out side with a canvas and some watercolor I’m always doing something new with art! I even have a small business. And if I happen to get a cool idea I’ll sketch it out on anything! My pets are also a big part of my life. I have a Pomeranian puppy named kuma and a GIANT Akita named Harlow. Their kinda stupid ngl but that means they take after mom 😣. Oh there’s music! I’m literally always listening to it or wishing I was listening to it, some times if I can’t I’ll start humming a song without realizing. Lastly id say I’m really touchy, I like to hold hands and get hugs 🥺. SNUGGLING IS THE BEST AHHH. Just some little facts; I’m a slytherin 🚨🚨 My favorite marvel character is rocket I’m a sucker for sandwiches My favorite color is black I always imagined myself sneaking my dog into Hogwarts as a pet (probably the Akita because 🙃) I’m a master a video games! Pokémon is my bff That’s all I can think of! THANK YOU SO MUCH! I HOPE IM NOT A BOTHER 👉🏻👈🏻”

hello!! you aren’t a bother at all and thank you for your request! i just did marvel and harry potter, if that’s alright? i’m very sorry, i just had so many considerations for stranger things and couldn’t make up my mind :( i hope you still enjoy reading these headcanons!! <3

· so, let’s start of with marvel! · as i was reading your description, i was considering many ngl, but i just have to go with bucky, because y’all would really be a power couple. · so the two of you meet very randomly, and a little cliché, at a blockbuster. (rip blockbuster btw). · you’re browsing shelves of movies, just taking a good look when you spot this tall guy, with shoulder-length brown hair, eyes on you, flustered when you spot him and you just kind of smile to yourself. · you spot the metal hand he’s hiding in his sleeve, (knowing who he was, though it wasn’t something you minded,) as you strike up a conversation with him, about the movie he’d quickly picked up when he saw you heading his way. · “the 40-year-old virgin, huh?” · “what- uhh, sorry?” · you nod to the dvd in his hand, realising that was the movie he’d randomly picked when panicking, though he wouldn’t admit he was, even later when you become a couple. · bucky and you end up leaving with each others numbers on your phones, and though he has a hard time admitting it, he’s very giggly and happy. · i mean he just got a really cute girls number, what was there not be ecstatic about? · anywho, so fastforward to after a little too many dates where he asks if you want to make it official. · it’s actually a really sweet moment. · you two are sitting at a fountain, no one around, your head on his shoulder as you just listen to the sound of the water behind you, a comfortable silence between you two. · he then kisses your lips, and you’re both feeling over the moon. · so this guy loves everything about you. · you both kind of have the same energy in a way, both laid back and though he might not have the same amount of coolness as you, you two just click and fit perfectly. · there’s never awkward silences between y’all, you’re practically soulmates, and that’s what steve and sam say too when they meet you and see you together. · if bucky has to go shopping for new clothes he always brings you along for advice, ‘cause he really likes your style and the vibe you have. · and you love styling him, since he goes along with almost everything. · for only you, of course. · bucky always hypes you up and admires your art, kissing your temples as you draw or paint, looking at your art. though he thinks your the art. · btw he absolutely LOVES your pets, and he spoils them by giving them too many treats sometimes, but he can’t help it. · yes, he is a big dog lover. · is it just because they are your dogs and seem to have some of your personality? · maybe. · he’s a soft boy with you, always there for you, holding you close whenever he can. · and this guy is also very touchy. · there’s nothing he loves more than laying on the couch with you, snuggling and cuddling as you watch a movie together or playing video games. · you almost always end up talking through movies, not being able to focus, but y’all don’t really mind. · and you always kick buckys ass in video games, and when he get’s sad about losing you make up for it with kisses and loads of love <3. · he loves listening to music with you too and you showing him songs you like, since he’s not all that up to date with modern music and what’s popular nowadays. · bucky LOVES holding hands with you btw. · he only really uses lots of pda if he’s jealous of some guy checking you out, but he always holds your hand, proud to have you by his side as his lover. · he just appreciates you so much, and is so thankful that you support him and are there for him, especially when he’s going through dark episodes of trauma and PTSD. · all in all, you’re a real power couple, always strong together and you both rely a lot on each other. the trust and bond the two of you is so deep and stunning, and you’re a real dreamy, grunge couple.

· now to the world of harry potter! · okay, so honestly how can i not ship you with the obvious person who came to my mind first- draco malfoy. · so the two of you are childhood friends and meet in your first year at hogwarts, befriending the boy. �� we all know that draco is quite the dramatic person sometimes, and you two are quite different in that sense. · sure you have the same slytherin qualities, but since you’re waaay more laid back, sure up for a little trouble, but nothing with major drama, draco is the opposite. · he’s meddling himself into things that are unbelievable sometimes, getting into trouble for the most dramatic things. · but you’re always there to help him. · you grow to be best friends, and many from the other houses judge you for that due to his reputation. · but the thing was that they didn’t actually know him the way you knew him, as a best friend, though you wanted to be more, and let’s be honest draco has had a crush on you since your third year at hogwarts. · he asks if you want to go to the yule ball with him, and that’s when you both crack at the same time to tell each other you want something more than to just be friends. · might i add draco is very enchanted by your dress, which i personally imagine to be this black or grey, puffy gown. · no matter what you would be wearing, he’d love it and think you look gorgeous. · “draco, i-” · “i have to tell you-” · “oh,” you both say at the same time. · “you go first!” · “no, you, you.” · “i insist you speak first, i-” · but he interrupts you by placing his lips on yours and god are there loads of butterflies in your stomach. · from that night, you’re a couple, but it’s not something you disclose to many people in the beginning, despite draco being so fond of pda. · fond of pda doesn’t even begin to describe it honestly. · once you’re a couple he can’t stop showering you with kisses, hugs, gifts, chocaltes- everything. · infront of anyone, anywhere. · btw he loves shopping with you and for you, and simply must give you really extra clothes worth god knows how many galleons, but he doesn’t mind at all. · whenever you gift him something it’s usual small, but very personal, and god this boy may seem tough and ready to square up, but he becomes so emotional when you give him a present- no matter what it is. · also he loves giving you art supplies, insisting on buying your watercolour paintings so he can have them on display both in his dorm but also at home, though his parents may not be to fond of it. · he’s your number one supporter and inspiration. · draco is very proud to have you, and WILL show you off whenever he can. · he thinks and knows you deserve it, for everything you put up with. · aka him. · draco is the sort of person who has a facade for most people, you being one of the only ones, if not the only one, to be able to break down that facade. · he knows that he can be difficult sometimes, since being emotional is something he’s bad at showing just because it’s something he hides a lot, but he knows he can trust you and be himself around you. · and he knows that you’re always there for him. · and draco is always there for you. · you two have a lot of fun and are always pulling pranks or getting into trouble. · on a date you two went to explore the dark forest, luckily not getting hurt, but even if it was scary, it was funny as well. · afterwards you retreated to your dorms, sitting in the common room, having movie marathons, which annoyed the other slytherins since you two hog the tv quite a bit. · he also loves sneaking up to your dorm and taking you out on midnight walks. · sometimes you take your dog along, and it’s all just very cute. · all in all, you are such a great pair, strong, fun and troublesome, yet sweet and tender.

#ship #ships #draco malfoy #bucky barnes

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thehuntersretreat · 5 years

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Ornaments

((Ornaments are Kanda Yu's tattoo, Allen Walker's facial marking, a Godzilla eye for my son, a Tiki butterfly, and a simple No. 6 title ornament.)

So a while back I promised I was going to put up some photos of the christmas ornaments that I made for my tree this year. These are horrible pictures and I'm not actually that crafty, so excuse my mess of share.. but I am actually very proud of them! Sorry! Long story short, three years ago I decided I wanted a really geeky, fandomy christmas tree to express my family's real personalities :P So everything on my tree is handmade.

Every year I add on ornaments if I feel like there is something new to add (or I see some really cool geeky ornaments I just have to try!). Now.. I am not crafy in general, but this is how my ornaments looked this year :P

A shrine to Yato, from Noragami. I didn't put it away when Christmas was up because I wanted Yato to have a shrine year round, so it's on my bookcase. Made of simple craft foam and fine sharpies. I used a craft knife to cut the roof tiles and darkened them a little with paint that I rubbed off. This is one of my favorites I've made so far! Hope Yato likes it too!

Horrible, horrible first attempt at sculpting anything. Ever. I wanted to make Grell from Black Butler for my daughter (We both love the anime but she loves Grell far more than I do :P). I thought I had some airdry clay, but I was wrong... so I decided to see what I could do with the huge amount of playdoh people keep buying my son (that he no longer plays with).

L from DeathNote. Again, playdoh. :P His hair kept breaking off and it was a pain in the ass to make his eyes so I ended up painting part of it instead of using playdoh like I wanted, but it was enough for me :P Remember how I said I am not that crafty??? :P

And the Deathnote itself! So I made a little notebook by cutting and glueing some paper together and then making the black cover. Handpainted the words on the front with a toothpick.

On the subject of notebooks.. have a couple Grimoires! These are from Black Clover. Same process as the Deathnote, though I used black, red, white, and brown to sponge paint some color onto Asta's grimoire, and I used white paint on green scrapbook paper (the rougher textured handmade paper kind), then used a highlighter to add some slightly darker color to the edges. It blended into the paper pretty well, I thought.

Horrible pics, I know, but these were my D-Grayman ornaments. The tattoo and face markings of Kanda Yu and Allen Walker. Cheap metallic ornaments I had lying around that I just colored with a sharpie last minute :P

Another D-Greyman ornament. This one is for Tiki! You can see the butterfly much better in person, and on the other side are the markings across his forehead. The second one is for the anime No. 6 (which I loved!). I couldn't figure out what to do for that one, so I had this plain green glass bulb and I painted the No. 6 title on it. Later I decided I wanted to try my hand at making the bumblee bee stained glass window from the show but that will have to be a project for next year's tree :P

This is for my son who is obsessed with Godzilla. Old plain green ornament sitting around without nothing better to do, so I handpainted the eye on it. :P He loved it!

How could I have a geeky tree without Yuri on Ice ornaments??? These were just something I threw together. Not the greatest but just fun little crafts. Felt with some pipecleaner and little embellishments I had on hand. But not nearly as cute as ...

Makkochin! Some felt I had at home. A little white paint for the eyes, and I used a brown sharpie to color around the edges to give it a bit of definition.

And of course, Ouran High School Host Club! Again, just some felt I had at home and a lot of patience trying to cut it out right.

I also tried to make a gun and sword ornament with a blue string trying them together for Blue Exorcist, and two rings attached by a gold thread for Spirit Pact, but both were too awful for me to picture here :P I'll try to redo something for them next year. Oh, I was also going to make a Volleyball for Haikyyu but I never got around to painting it so it just looks like a white circle at this point.

Next year I plan on making something for Code: Breaker, Run With the Wind, Voltron, Tsurune, and something fabulously FMA (last year I had a tree skirt that had a transmutation circle on it but the dog ate it. I was too tired to remake it this year so that will definitely be on the list... along with anything else I can think of.) Also, I think a school jacket collection might get started for Free!, Haikyyu, Run With the Wind, and Tsurune athletic jackets!

Also, a couple pics of my tree from last year with my older handmade ornaments on it...

Ornaments in the picture: Happy Cocoa out of felt, 221B Baker Street front door, Star Trek Ugly Sweater, 60's Batman BIFF, Gandalf's hat made of felt, Blue Star Trek Insignia, Silver Supernatural Idjits ornament. (Captain America's shield was a cheat. I stole the shield from an old toy and just made it into an ornament :P)

Sailor Jupiter hand painted ornament, Green and Red Star Trek Insignias, Baymax handpainted ornament, Yellow Worf Star Trek Ornament, and felt Draco Malfoy (that we learned was a lot harder to make than we thought).

Ornaments are: Weeping Angel made with a barbie, some spray paint and left over fabric. Oh, and craft foam glued on for wings, Harry Potter broom made from twigs from my honseysuckle bush and a little gold floral wire, Quidditch Snitch from a tine gold ornament and some leftover craft feathers painted gold, hand painted Castiel's handprint, handpainted mockingjay (that looked much better before I tried to spraypaint a protective clear coat over it), an angry snowman from Dr. Who, and a stampunk top hat made out of random things I had at hand.

Stranger things handpainted ornament, Harry Potter trunk made from a tictac container and some hot glue, a Teen Wolf ornament (just a red ornament and a sharpie), and a Superwholock ornament. (And yes that is a Lord of the Rings Barbie collection on top of my bookcase. Don't judge me.)

A few close ups: Star Gate Earth Chevron, Dr. Who Weeping Angel, 60's Batman BIFF, and 221 B Baker Street Door .

Also: Dr. Who Angry Snowman, Harry Potter Sorting Hat (Made from felt and a used fabric dryer sheet), and my felt Ugly Sweater Fandom collection... featuring Lord of the Rings, Supernatural, Star Wars, Star Trek, and Teen Wolf. I will be adding more onto that collection next year but I ran out of time this year :P

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foularcadebanana · 7 years

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Drarry go out for a movie

So like I’ve said before, I’ve wanted to get into writing Drarry for a while now and I found this post by @drarryparadise. It’s basically a list of muggle activities that Draco and Harry could do together. I figured I could start off with something as simple as this and then advance onto more difficult, multi-chapter fics. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy this. It’s a cute, fluffy piece.

“But, I just don’t get why we have to go out to watch it when we could just watch it on our television.” Draco complained.

“Because it’ll be fun,” Harry tried to persuade his boyfriend. “It’ll be on a huge screen and they’ll have speakers everywhere, so it’ll be amazing, and have I told you about all of the visual effects and 3D effects that they have? I mean I’ve never even heard of anything like this before.”

Draco continued staring at Harry, unimpressed. “Do you have any idea how unhygienic and crowded that place is going to be? We’re going for the first day first show of this movie.”

“Come on, Draco, I’ve always wanted to watch a movie in the movie theatre. I never got to watch in while I was at Hogwarts and certainly not before that and you know how hard it was for me after the war, I wouldn’t even get out of my bed.” Harry explained.

“Alright then, just for you,” Draco said softly, biting on his lip. Then as an afterthought, he added with a scowl, “but it better be worth it, Potter.”

Harry practically lit up as soon as Draco agreed and nodded his head repeatedly. “I promise you’ll love it. You won’t regret this.” Looking at the pure joy on Harry’s face and the enthusiasm with which he started preparing to go out, Draco didn’t think he could ever feel any hint of regret for agreeing to go to a movie with him.

Harry decided to wear casual muggle clothing and wasn’t the slightest bit surprised at Draco’s insistence of donning a more formal outfit. They apparated a safe distance away from the movie theatre and then walked the rest of the distance to it. Even though they were holding hands, fingers entwined into each other’s, Draco had to walk fast to keep up with Harry, who had almost broken into a jog from the moment that they had landed in that isolated alleyway a couple of blocks away.

“Harry, I think you should slow down, love,” Draco said finally, when he felt Harry pulling him along with him. “The movie isn’t going to start for another twenty minutes. We’ll have plenty of time after buying the tickets-”

“And popcorn!” Harry exclaimed

“-And popcorn-” Draco reluctantly added, “-to roam around inside the place and find our seats, alright?”

“Alright,” Harry eased up on his walking speed and walked alongside Draco.

When they finally reached the theatre, Harry was in awe of the place and even Draco had to admit that he was actually extremely excited to watch this movie. In fact it had been him who had first shown Harry the trailer and insisted that they watch the movie. Harry had simply suggested that they go watch it in a movie theatre and then the idea had stayed stuck in his brain, making him ask Draco to actually go there with him.

Both the boys ((A/N: YES I WILL ALWAYS CALL THEM BOYS EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE PROBABLY GROWN ASS MEN!!!)) took their seats a few minutes before the movie was supposed to start, a large bucket of popcorn propped up in between their legs.

“Whoa!” Draco said, letting out a gasp as movie trailers started showing on the screen. He fiddled with his 3D glasses absent-mindedly as he realised that Harry had been right. This experience was definitely a lot more different than when they were at home watching movies on their television.

His attention was caught by the raven-haired boy sitting next to him as he felt Harry’s hand sliding into his own. He looked at Draco, wide eyed and with an expression full of amazement. Draco’s own expressions were full of wonder.

“It’s really big isn’t it?” Harry whispered, leaning in and speaking in Draco’s ear.

“It is,” Draco agreed and unable to help it, caught Harry’s lips in a soft kiss.

Harry felt his cheeks heating up, his lips tugging upward in a smile, but before he had a chance to deepen the kiss, Draco pulled away and his focus shifted back to the big screen. Harry’s smile widened slightly and his gaze lingered on Draco for a few seconds before shifting to the screen in front of them.

They both watched the movie with a fascination only those who’ve never watched it before can muster, tightening and loosening their grips on each other during certain scenes, some scenes even eliciting noises from them like tiny gasps and shocked inhales of breath, exhales of relief and even a few unexpected laughs.

The movie was an action-packed thriller, a genre which both the boys loved, and there were times when Harry found himself closing his eyes to look away from the screen in slight fear, hiding in Draco’s shoulder or sliding down in his seat until he could no longer see the screen. He even hid behind the bucket of popcorn that he was holding once.

Draco, on the other hand, made it through the movie, relatively unscathed, and remained unaffected if you ignored the couple of flinches that he gave throughout the movie, and the amused looks he passed when his boyfriend got scared or a bit emotional. He knew that he would remind Harry about it later but at that moment, he was content to hold his boyfriend close to him and let him feel and express his emotions. After the movie ended, both Harry and Draco ranted happily, playing out and analyzing certain scenes from the movie, wondering and discussing about how different the scenes would have been if they had just used magic, and arguing about their favourite characters and how they had both loved the movie for a variety of reasons as they walked out of the theatre.

“So, was it worth it?” Harry asked when they finally apparated back to their home. He got a questioning glance from Draco in return and decided to elaborate on what he meant. “The movie,” he said, “Did you enjoy it?”

“Of course,” Draco said, without a hint of hesitation. “I loved it.” What he had loved even more though, was Harry’s reaction to, not just the movie but everything; the whole evening had been a success.

“I love you,” Harry replied simply, and before Draco could register his response, pulled him in for a deep, passionate kiss, the one he had wanted to give him and continue with back at the theatre. “You stupid prat,” he spoke pulling away, “don’t think you’ll get away without an ‘I told you so.’”

“I hate you Potter,” Draco groaned as Harry went up the whiteboard they’d attached to the side of the wall and added a point to his side of the board. It was where they kept score of all of their ‘I told you so’s. They hadn’t decided on what they would do with the points yet as they’d just started with the system, but Draco was sure that his creative Slytherin mind could come up with quite a few things that the winner and loser could do. “But I love you too, you sappy, sentimental git,” Draco said with an exasperated sigh.

Harry couldn’t help kissing him yet again.

#foularcadebanana #drarry #harry x draco #draco malfoy #harry potter #oneshot #harry and draco #cute #fluffy #fluff #going to the movies #for the first time

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