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Women need to get out of this child like mentality. That is not real life. If all you want to do is take vacations and go places, then you need to fund that yourself. Most people are average, and average people work. Average people contribute to society. Mostly, average men contribute greatly to this society because without them, the electricity, water, food, shelter, and clothing would not be supplied and/or transported for accessibility. Average people have bills they have to pay. Mostly, average people have children regardless of what they do professionally sometimes and raise those children the best they can. Women of the day don't want the white picket fence and the house. They want the lavish life and that "Love & Hip Hop" type of lifestyle. The fast life with fast money. Buying gold, sliver, and diamonds every 5 seconds. Hard work used to turn women on. A guy pumping and sweating used to turn women on. Money turns them on that's why guys show up with money and try to trick off on a chick. Money turns these modern women on. Most guys strategy is money status and on looks. Not time. Women in general have made it very clear that they don't like us like that as a group or gender. They rather be with other women whether consciously or subconsciously they have those lesbian thoughts. You spend time with family, not some whole you're smash and buying all these things for cuz that's how you got her in the first place. You can't have it all. Women need to realize this. That man in particular is going to either sacrifice time for his money or money for his time with his family. You can't have it all.

So, I'm dating this guy, and he was telling me about a prank he pulled on his brother, which involved his phobia. And I was like "That was a dick move to use your brothers phobia in the prank".

His response?

"You're right. I was careless with that prank. And I definitely owe him an apology."

And like?? A guy being able to admit he made a mistake and decides on his own to apologize for that mistake?? Fucking hot my dudes 🔥

watching the emi episode makes me kick and giggle my feet

I want those hands around my throat I mean WHAT who said that

Nanami ver of bsf upstaging bf?? ❤️

listen… i meant what i said when nanami is just as bad, if not worse when it comes to driving your boyfriend away/upstaging him... maybe his tact makes him a better man than satoru, but you could also argue that it doesn’t; you could argue that kento is is only as respectful as necessary and consciously pushes boundaries, whereas satoru just does!! he just IS!! satoru IS overbearing and knows no consequence, but kento is not and he is very aware that evert action has a consequence, but he weighs it, determines it’s worth it, or—arguably worse—determines that the threat of your boyfriend getting mad or figuring him out isn’t high enough. kento is premeditated murder, he is going to drive your boyfriend so insane, to a place where he fully believes he cannot compete where he cannot compares, and kento will not feel bad about it. so, i rest my case, vice president of the not shit club, and their children are NO better!! 

also, having been friends with kento sets a bar that your past and/or current boyfriend must quickly learn to meet, and more often than not, they don’t even come close. why go on random dating-app dates when kento sends food to your house just because he had an inkling you were sad (you texted him in a certain way that tipped him off). dates meeting you halfway at a restaurant/bar isn’t nearly as flattering when kento drives an hour in heavy rain and traffic after work to pick you up, just to make good on seeing a movie you told him you were excited about. expensive dinner dates and bar hopping becomes mundane when that’s the normal for you and kento, when he regularly takes you out to dinner, if not weekly, then at least bi-weekly, because he’s intentional about your friendship and having time to spend and catch-up with each other in between busy work days. it’s hard to be impressed with a boyfriend when your best-friend takes you on his twice-yearly vacations and pays for everything, citing that even though getting a proper vacation is hard, he loves the time spent with you, so it’s all worth it. kento doesn’t even have to wait for some guy to become your boyfriend, he puts any potential partners out of the running by the standards he’s already set for you. 

In case anyone is like me and hasn't played BG1 or BG2, Mortismal Gaming has an excellent story supercut for both games that I cannot recommend highly enough.

Baldur's Gate 1

Baldur's Gate 2

Thin privilege is having a normal partner.

No fat person in a healthy relationship has a normal partner. Our partners have to have reflected upon and grappled with the cultural stigma against fatness, particularly in beauty standards, and somehow overcome it.

Our partners have to have rejected the constant messaging that fat people are physically and emotionally and mentally less-than everyone else, or have some kind of giant personality flaw, or have some dark hidden trauma that "caused" us to become fat.

Our partners have to have rejected the constant messaging that fat people make worse partners and parents, that we are socially contagious, that we unwittingly/uncaringly contribute to climate change, that we exemplify excessive materialism.

Our partners have to have rejected the media that has equated people with our body types as pathetic, as jokes, as villains.

The partners of fat people are exceptional.

Thin privilege is having a huge dating pool because you don't need an exceptional partner to be treated with basic respect and dignity, as you already have it by default.

Your emotions should not solely depend on others. It's important to cultivate emotional resilience and a sense of self-worth that isn't solely reliant on external factors. When you have a strong sense of self-love, your relationships become a choice rather than a means to fill an emotional void.

my version of flirting is inviting someone to infodump

Thinking about the reactions Ace and Sabo would have to finding out Luffy’s in love with Sanji;; Honestly Ace being the overprotective one is probably more in character but it would be so fucking funny if Ace just catches Luffy staring at Sanji for a little too long and decides he’s going to be his little brother’s ultimate wingman. He’s COMMITTED and he’s going to sneakily create SO many romantic moments for Luffy to take advantage of. But Sabo,, Sabo turns out to be the overprotective one LMAO he sees Sanji smile softly at Luffy one (1) time and he’s like oh HELL no, not MY little brother. Ace tries to set them up, Sabo tries to…SABOtage them ;)))))

Even more hilarious is if this is happening at the same time. Luffy is oblivious but Sanji’s inwardly questioning what the hell is going on bc every time he THINKS there’s a romantic situation blossoming between them, absolute disaster strikes right after. Meanwhile in the background Ace and Sabo are arguing (“Stop fucking everything up you’re ruining all my plans!!” “Luffy’s far too young to have a boyfriend, are you kidding me right now?” “He’s NINETEEN Sabo get over it!!” “Not until that cook wins my approval and right now it’s not looking good for him” “ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS. Sabs do you HEAR yourself rn”)

They are silly and I love them

I love my girl Miwa but as soon as I read that this image immediately popped up in my head:

i need ppl to be so fr w me right now is it possible to date a man without ever feeling unsafe/frustrated bc of the biases they have been socialised to have against women, etc etc. like is it possible to date a man who is Good and u never once think of the fact that there is a rift between u two bc they're a guy

Simeon.. much like humans, has the overwhelming urge to pet any creature smaller than himself

Don't be surprised if you're sitting down and suddenly this guy just walks up to you and starts petting you with the same genuine affection you'd pet a dog or cat with..

It's the natural order.

(He use to do this with Luke but the little bastard bit him, amen)

them <3

My problem is that you got us all horny with the idea of having a blow up November where you outgrow every single thing you own and it’s November 4th already. Why aren’t you on a 15,000 calorie a day eating fest?

ask my hypothetical feeder who should be here installing these stupid custom curtain rods while i suck down gainer shakes!