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Jason, finding damian crocheting in the library: hey demon brat. Didn't think I'd ever find you *knitting*
Damian, very affronted: this is not knitting, if you were any more cultured then swine, you would know this is crochet.
Jason: yeah yeah, just didn't think I'd see you pursuing grandma hobbies
Damian: says the man I see reading pride and prejudice at least once a month. You are not one to speak regarding 'grandma hobbies', Todd
Bonus from later:
Damian, later, to duke: as you are the only one who has not been demeaning me by referring to my most recent hobby as a 'grandma hobby' excluding pennyworth, of course, you will be the only one recieving a scarf for christmas.
Duke, who has definitely been calling it a grandma hobby behind damian's back but will now be stopping: wow thanks
Duke, later, to the sibling chat without damian: hey guys damian just told me I'm getting a handmade scarf from him and you all arent
#damian wayne#duke thomas#jason todd#damian wayne crochets#i feel like he deserves to have a normal person hobby#he would be forcibly looped into it(ha)#probably by dick#good for dexterity#fine motor skills#etc#and he can make pet sweaters#and occasionally human clothes#if they deserve it#dick was definitely pouting that he wasn't getting a sweater#even if he didn’t call it a grandma hobby to damian's face he doesn't get one on principle because he indirectly caused the teasing#since he got damian on the hobby
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hello darling🤭i live here now, hope you don’t mind🤭🙏
I was wondering if you would mind writing smth with the batfamily having a danish sibling, or maybe jason or dick having a gf who knits/crochets a lot, and then the gf shows up with personalised gifts for everyone?
this is oddly specific and you don’t have to do either but i’m addicted to your writing😞🙏
love, ur robin <3 !!!
Arts and Crafts
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Note: Hello my lovely! sorry this took a hot minute...I have so much in my inbox right now it's insane, but you guys are awesome. I hope this is okay, I tried my best with the Danish words, there aren't many of them and I also had to use online sources so I hope they're correct. Please tell me if they're wrong. I hope you enjoy!
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“Move out of the way!” Dick barged past his brother who was clearing up the room much too slowly for his liking. He took the pile of books out of Damian’s hands and began placing them back on the shelf, making sure that each of the spines lined up perfectly.
“Tt.” Damian rolled his eyes. “I really don’t think she's going to notice if the spines aren’t matched up, Grayson.”
“You don’t know that.” Dick practically snapped as he darted across the room to adjust the curtains for the fiftieth time that day.
You were coming over for dinner, and Dick felt the need to make sure that everything was perfect. It's not like you hadn’t met his family before. In fact, you often asked after his brothers and had spent countless hours chatting away to them over a good book or a movie. However this was the first time you had been around: you had caught a rather nasty cold and so had decided to stay home. But, being the perfectionist he is, Dick felt the need to make everything perfect for you. It was overkill in Damian’s opinion, but he just shrugged and let him get on with it.
The doorbell rang and was shortly followed by the sound of Dick’s shoes against the wooden floorboards as he raced to beat Alfred to open it. When he did open it he was greeted by the sight of you smiling. You were bundled up in a coat and a scarf that covered the lower half of your face as you sheltered from the biting cold, but as you gazed up at him, he could see the corners of your lips turned up in one of your smiles that he loved dearly.
"Min elskede.” You greeted him as he removed and hung up your coat as you unwound your scarf to hand beside it.
“Hi my lovely.” He placed a kiss on your forehead softly. “What’s all that?” He asked, gesturing to the neatly wrapped gift parcels that were poking out of your bag.
“Gifts.”
Dick turned it head. “You didn’t have to do that.”
You shrugged, picking up the bag with one hand and lacing the fingers on your other with Dicks. “I know, but I wanted to. Besides, I had plenty of time to do it.”
He kissed you again as he led you into the living room. “You’re too good for me.”
“Y/N!” Tim called out from across the room, standing up to hug you. He had grown rather fond of you. “How have you been? It’s so nice to see you again. I was beginning to think that Dick was going to go mad if he had to go another day without constantly seeing your face.”
“Hej, Tim. It’s good to see you too.” You chuckled.
Deciding to take a seat next to Dick after he informed you that dinner would be a little wait, you settled the bag between your legs, propping it up with your feet so that it didn’t fall over. At your arrival, the rest of the Wayne’s slowly made their way to the living room to catch up.
You pulled out the first gift from the pile. It was oddly shaped, wrapped in brown paper and adorned with a silk ribbon tied into a large bow. The gifts caught the boy’s eyes and they leaned closer as you handed them out: First to Damian, then Jason, Dick and Tim. You even had one for Bruce and Alfred, who were both out of the room for the moment, so you made a mental note to make sure you gave them theirs later.
Damian tore into his first, peeling away the paper to reveal a black scarf, neatly stitched together with rows of red and green in interlocking loops. He unravelled it to reveal its full length and grinned at the delicate handiwork.
“You made this?!” Damian exclaimed, turning it over in his hands.
“Yep.” You hummed “I hope you like it.”
“I love it!” He ran over to embrace you in a hug.
Then came Jason who pulled out a red beanie you had crocheted, and Tim who you had crocheted a pair of fingerless gloves and a sleeve for his coffee cup to keep it warm. They were also both very appreciative and their smiles warmed your heart.
Finally, Dick took time and care to untie the ribbon and peel open the wrapping paper. Inside was a black jumper that you had crocheted for him, on the top was his nightwing logo which you had surface crochet on the top of it. Along the sleeves, you had also added a strip of blue to add a pop of colour. You had been working on it for a little while now and had had a hard job trying to hide it from him whenever he came over.
“You made this for me?” He asked.
“Of course.” You nodded. “I hope it fits-”
“It’s perfect.” he told you, slipping it on. It fit like a glove. “You didn’t need to do this, Y/n/n… you’ve outdone yourself.” he tugged you to his side tightly.
“I’m so glad you like them.”
“We love anything you make. They’re amazing.”
“Tak.” You smiled, settling into his side, savouring the feeling of the soft wool against your cheek. He held you close, not quite believing how he had come so lucky to have a girlfriend quite like you.
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Tim: *horrified gasp*
Tim: Oh no.
Kon: What?
Tim: Damian. He's Crocheting.
Kon: Huh... I didn't know he could crochet. That's cool.
Tim: No. This is bad. Damian only crochet when he's feeling especially murderous.
Jon: I thought he knit when he's feeling murderous?
Tim: No, he knits when he's angry. This is very different.
Kon: Oh, look. Now he's sewing.
Tim: *terrified screams*
#im rage crocheting at work#so now damian murder crochets#batfamily#batfam#damian wayne#jon kent#tim drake#kon el kent#alfred pennyworth style anger management
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Daminette December 2022: 11-Art (PART 2)
PART 2 OF AMBUSH
Damian had been holed up in his painting room for the last 2 weeks. He went to school, but returned back to the room once he got back. Alfred had taken to bringing tea and snacks to the room.
Bruce knocked on the door.
"A classmate is here, Damian." Bruce announced.
Damian sighed.
'Father is going to make me act civil and go downstairs. This is going to be bothersome and a waste of my time. I would prefer to stay in here and paint.'
"Alfred has her in the kitchen." Bruce called out.
'Her? What annoyance decided to act like she knew me, this time?'
"Who?" Damian sighed.
"Marinette?" Bruce answered.
Damian thought of how she helped him get away from the harpies in the library. Marinette was quick and smart. She made him appear to be in a relationship, without placing herself in the line of fire. He recalled how she lit up when she talked about art and fashion. She didn't brag about her own accomplishments or tried to show off to him. She kept her focus on the assignment, the whole time, and barely looked at him. It had been simple to talk with her. It had been, as if, she completely forgot that she had been close enough for him to smell the mint off her breath, the jasmine scent wafting off her clothes, and the shine on her lips.
"Very well." he spoke.
Damian washed off his paintbrushes and made sure to grab his key. He walked out and immediatley saw the disapproval on his father's face. He looked down. Damian saw he was in black sweats a muscle shirt, revealing his scars. He looked at paint on himself and his clothes, but he locked the door, anyways.
"You should clean up." Bruce insisted.
"It's fine." he commented and made his way down.
Marinette easily spotted Damian walking towards her, with paint on his face and clothes.
"Oh my god." she gasped, "I'm so sorry! Am I distracting you from your painting?"
"I'll return to it later." Damian replied.
"No! I can come back tomorrow!" Marinette declared, grabbing her things, "I know I get lost when I design. I barely come out of my room. People have to remind me to eat and sleep."
Damian chuckled in response. Bruce thought Damian hadn't cared about his appearance because he was going to refuse them, but that didin't seem to be the case here. Bruce was shocked by the moment; He had never seen Damian act this way. Damian actually seemed to have a familiar sense with this girl and she didn't seem to mind his attitude.
"You....Your words inspired me, last time." the Wayne heir admitted.
"Oh?" Mari spoke.
"I was painting my mother." he stated.
'Talia?'
"Then, that is definetly more important than a class assignment that isn't due for two more weeks." Marinette declared.
"No." Damian replied, "This may help with the memories. As you stated, I must spend time away to refocus. We'll go to my room."
"I'm sure you don't want me to see it. I know I like my stuff private until I decide to share." Mari responded.
Damian smirked, "It's in different room."
Marinette smiled, "If we ever go to my place, we're staying in the living room. We might sit on a pin or needle in mine. I keep losing my pins and end up finding them later."
As they walked away, Bruce turned to Alfred.
"The boys can never meet her, unless he proposes." Bruce declared.
Alfred just smiled. It seemed the young Wayne was finally growing up.
A couple months later was Valentine's Day. Everyone in Gotham Academy was excited. Many of them had chocolates and cards to give to their friends or loved ones. For some of them, it was 'Confession Day'. Many students were shocked to see Damian Wayne hand Marinette Dupain-Cheng a box.
"Why is he giving her chocolate?"
"How long have they been dating?"
"They're dating?"
"Are you sure?"
"Some girls were crying last year about him making out in the library."
"Did they see Marinette?"
"I don't know?"
"I thought she was single!"
"Yeah, I asked her about her plans for today. She said she had none."
"Is Damian Wayne confessing to her?"
Marinette smiled as she took the box.
"May I open it?" she asked.
Damian nodded. Once she had gotten the wrapping off, she laughed and hugged him.
"These are so cute!" Mari chimed, "I've never seen these before."
"I made them." Damian admitted.
"He made her chocolate?"
"I thought he couldn't cook."
Marinette pulled out what looked like a giant round ball.
"That's not chocolate."
"What is that?"
"It looks like a hacky sack."
"Maybe he really can't cook."
"You made these pin cushions for me?" she questioned, looking at the hand made assortment of macarons, chocolates, and a giant loaf of bread.
"It seemed fitting." he answered, "You informed me you grew up in a bakery and that you kept losing your pins and sewing needles."
"I love them. This is better than any chocolate or card I could have gotten." Mari smiled, before kissing his cheek, "I-I do have some macarons for you."
Marinette pulled a small box out of her bag.
"You told me that you weren't fond of sweets so these are tea flavored. I have chai, matcha, salted caramel, and earl grey." she stated.
"I will try them at lunch today." Damian spoke, "Perhaps, with you?"
"I'd love to." Marinette smiled.
Word quickly spread throughout the school that the Ice Prince was after the Fashion Princess.
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Batboys x reader receiving crocheted gifts please
Hope you enjoy this! I was excited to see this request! I actually know how to crochet; my grandmother taught me years ago. This wasn't to terribly long.
Dick
Dick would love to receive any kind of gift from you
Is the embodiment of its the thought that counts
Doesn’t matter what it is, blanket, sweater, beanie, anything
Every new gift would be met with lots of cuddles
Cuddles under the new blacket with the Nightwing emblem on it, yes please
Would be loud and proud
There would not be a single person he knew that hasn’t heard about it
Would brag non stop about how talented you are
Everyone would know who made it
Jason
I see Jason as more of a sweaters and beanie type
You things that he could use everyday
Maybe crochet bookmarks(?)
But also wouldn’t care what you made, he would appreciate it
Having watched you, he would understand how much time and effort went into whatever piece you made him.
I think Jason would just as much of a sap as Dick is over getting handmade gifts
He just wouldn’t show it as much as Dick would
Gift him anything and he’ll recite your favorite poetry or book to you
Overall, cute in his own way
Tim
Tim would love sweaters
The poor baby never sleeps, make him a blanket
He needs to keep warm, especially in the winter
Make him amigurumi figures
Would love it if you made one that looks like him
He’d absolutely adore them if they looked like his friends or teammates
He would display them all over
Everywhere in his, even on his computer desk
Damian
Damian would probably pretend to not like the gifts at first
But would get totally jealous if you’d make anything for someone else
He would be so proud of anything you’d make
It doesn’t matter if it’s something that he genuinely liked it or not
I think Damian would, in general, appreciate handmade gifts more than anything else
He’ll make drawings or play music for you in return for the gifts
Would also love amigurumi, make one of each of his pets
I think he would appreciate or at least find voodoo dolls of his brothers or enemies funny
#batboys x reader#dick grayson x reader#jason todd x reader#tim drake x reader#damian wayne x reader#dc x reader#fun fact i do know how to crochet#despite knowing how to crochet i wasn't really able to put it into words#i take forever to make one thing#it took me months to make a single scarf once#story time over
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This person is selling a Damian Wayne amigurumi! The price is really good, remember that crochet items need to be patterned and made by hand. I was able to get one with darker skin made for a dollar extra. The shipping takes a while so I thought I'd share it here so if one of you wants it you can get it as soon as possible by ordering now. They're also selling other amigurumi batfam members, and Superman.
Here's the one they made for me. I'm beyond excited! I'm thinking about trying to embroider a mouth and eyebrows onto mine when he arrives. If I had more money I'd commission a superboy one. I normally like bigger plushes but a small one like this is perfect to go in my pocket on a day I don't want to bring a bag with me going out.
#damian wayne#not my art#damian al ghul wayne#dc robin#dc comics#crochet#plush toy#etsy#etsy finds#batfam#batfamily#amigurumi
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In the process of making the themed sweater! Don't know what the theme is yet, but I'll keep you updated.
This piece will not be for sale, but I'm having fun learning how to make clothes.
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Did I spend the last 6 hours making these? Yes.
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Hi! I've been following your writing for a bit now, and I really like your style of writing. There's a sort of flow to it. Anyways, I was wondering if you could write a Bruce Wayne x Batmom! Reader. Where Damian clings to Batmom a lot and it's so obvious he loves her more than he loves Bruce. So Batmom overhears Bruce paying Damian like a large amount of money to not interrupt their date? I think this would be really cute, and it's okay if you can't write it. And thank you so much in advance! <3
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Pairing: Bruce Wayne x Reader, Damian Wayne x Batmom! Reader
Genre: Fluff (?)
Warnings: Characters may be out of character, reader is shorter than Bruce Wayne, jealousy
Synopsis: Will Bruce ever get a moment with you?
It happens a lot, almost too often. Every moment Bruce thinks he has alone with you , he doesn't.
The first time was when Damian started getting comfortable with you.
You and Bruce were in your bedroom, limbs entangled, just enjoying each other's presence in the dark, cold room. The only warmth was your bodies and the blankets.
Bruce was enjoying this, he was enjoying you. You guys had all boys, and oh lord were they mama's boys who needed you for all simple. Thank god he didn't have to worry about Damian turning into one like his brothers. At least Bruce thought.
There was a knock on the door.
"Go away." Bruce's voice booms.
You move from the position you and Bruce were in and you sit up.
"You can come in, Damian." You say.
It was quite obvious it was Damian, your boys all knocked on the door differently. Damians seemed more hesitant.
Damian walked in coming to your side of the bed. Bruce stares blankly , and confused on how the hell you knew it was Damian.
"Y/N , I had a nightmare can I sleep here?"
"N—" Bruce started.
"I was asking Y/N. Not you." Damian cuts him off. He sure was Bruces child.
"Of course, love." You smiled as the boy climbed in between you and a grumpy Bruce.
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Another time it happened was when you and Bruce had a Gala to go to but the boys were gonna stay home.
However, he couldn't find you anywhere in sight to be found. Until he walked into the living room to find you and Damian cuddled under a blanket.
Damian leaned back on you with you rubbing his hair until he spots his father and he immediately jumps up acting like his mother wasn't just giving him affection he craved.
"Y/N, why aren't you dressed. We have that Gala tonight." Bruce raised a brow at you as he stood in front of you in his tuxedo that he looked EXTREMELY handsome in.
You give him a nervous smile, "Well about that," You raised up a thermometer, "Damian is feeling a bit under the weather so I will stay here with him while you attend."
Damian did a fake cough while smirking at his father. His face out of your vision you couldn't see the smirk.
Bruce squinted at Damian. He wasn't going to rat out his son to you because at least Damian warmed up to you and even then you wouldn't believe Bruce.
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The last straw was when Bruce found Damian taking his favorite thing to do with you.
Every evening you would sit in the garden. It was labeled your bench because the boys always saw you out there on it no matter the weather.
One of your quiet places, you just sit out and read, crochet or some other peaceful activity until Bruce comes out. You two watch the sunsets every evening together and it was just a romantic, wholesome moment.
That is why when Bruce came outside to the garden to see Damian in his mother's arms he almost lost it.
Bruce wanted to be in your arms and Damian should not be there at all.
"Room for one more?" Bruce speaks.
This time Damian doesn't move out of your arms for his father has seen him like this multiple times and he just doesn't want his brothers to spot him being babied in his mother's arms.
"Sorry dear, there is only enough room for two people on this bench. You can come tomorrow." You look back and smile almost guilty.
Unfortunately tomorrow never came, because everyday Damian would beat Bruce to your arms on the bench.
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All those events lead up to now. Bruce sitting Damian down to have a talk before you and Bruce went out for a date that Bruce has been looking forward to.
"I've noticed you spend a lot of time with Y/N." Bruce spoke to Damian.
"Ummi and I are just having normal mother-son time." Damian speaks.
Bruce furrows his eyebrows, "Yeah..whatever."
"Great! Conversation ended." Damian was about to get up till Bruce stopped him.
"You are not to sabotage this date." Bruce says.
"I'm not going to sabotage it but I am starting to feel a little sick." Damian smirked.
"Do not fake sick, I will pay you a million dolla—" Bruce was about to give Damian a bribe until he heard your laughter from the doorway and his face dropped.
"You two are really something." You place your hands on your hips after you stop laughing.
The two just stare at you waiting for you go finish what you are going to say.
"Damian, if your sick Dick will be here to take care of you in a little but until then you have Alfred." She walks towards him and brings her hand to his cheek, cupping it, "I spend a lot of time with you Dami, it is time I give your father some attention."
Damian melts into your touch, nodding. You were right, he had been spending a lot of time with you.
You then turn to Bruce, "As for you, you shouldn't have to bribe your son to not "sabotage" , our dates." You roll your eyes.
"I know, but we haven't had much time together lately." Bruce comes towards you.
When he's in-front of you, you look up while grabbing his forearms.
"I know, that's why tonight it will only just be us. I promise." Your eyes glimmer as you speak those words to him.
He was about to lean down to kiss you till Damian gets up and runs out the room yelling, "GET A ROOM!!"
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Batfamily Kiddos And My Hc's Even though nobody asked for them
New series asshats! "-- hcs even though nobody asked for them will be a returning series you little shitfucks.
Dick Grayson
He has a really good music taste, loves a good jazz, funk, or jersey club song
Collects certain hand sanitizers because he likes the smell
He hoards magazines about himself so that once he becomes a parent, he can show them to his kids.
Has a soft spot for birds.
Night owl
Always wanted a parakeet but Alfie and Dad said no.
Really likes travelling to hot places
Cant swim, almost drowned the last time he was in a pool
Barbara Gordon
Really allergic to cats (Red eyes, hives, all the works)
She was a total nightcore kid back in middle school
Has multiple sets of joint problems that have been left untreated for actual years
Big fanfiction person
Collects plushies of bats because she likes them
Graphic novel addict
Dyes the tips of her hair different shades of red
Absolutely fucking hates tight jeans
Jason Todd
Been book buddies with Alfred since he was really young
Absolutely terrible at driving
Started greying prematurely, he dyes all of it but the white piece.
He takes melatonin before bed because of him having anxiety
Can't hold a girlfriend for shit, too promiscuous to stay single tho.
He had lots of pet fish growing up
He has a rose garden and is very proud of it
Wants to retire one day to be an old guy with a nice garden and literally a. single. child, that's it. All he needs.
Damian Wayne
Listens to way inappropriate music for his age
Thinks he's grown but he always has homework due
The bitchiest little sibling you will ever meet, he is a huge snitch too.
Always having an identity crisis.
Had really traditionally girly interests growing up (Ex: Fables, Flowers, Balet, and Barbies <3, what a sweet child)
Isn't allowed to have a girlfriend ever according to Bruce.
Laughs at inappropriate times a lot
Chronically wears vests because he thinks that it flatters his figure. (It doesn't, Alfred knows this but wants Dames to feel his best even if it makes him look short.)
Tim Drake
Was obsessed with wolves when he was young
Loves a funky-print suit
Really likes painting with gouache or watercolour
Big-ol Adhd brain
Wears the same coat without washing it for at least six months
Plays really funky indie games
Really likes feeling pretty, paints his nails, curls his hair, or even gets himself some new jewelry
Got his ears pierced when he was young, and has tons more ear piercings and plans to get his nose bridge pierced even though Bruce said he would kill him.
Stephanie Brown
Started coding at an early age
Collects old metal stuff
Special interest is welding and glass blowing
Very fond of bears, especially pandas.
A cheese connoisseur
Designs all the suits for the batfam
HTML is the love of her life
Aro ace and only Bruce knows, he's chill about it tho.
Cassandra Cain
Hearing problems GALORE
Uses some forms of AAC because of hearing problems and speech impediment (Lisp and Stutter)
More brooding than most of the boys
Really likes scrapbooking
Watches kids shows for fun because she had a really fucked up childhood
Absolutely never cries in front of the other siblings
Bruce is her shoulder to cry on because he gives such good advice
Crochets Before bed because it's a good stress reliever.
Duke Thomas
Haircut always stays fresh asf
Dissociates a lot
Always was a math person, didn't like reading growing up because of vision problems
Really loves chickens and has names for all of the chickens they own
Collects action figures of farm animals
A very faithful partner, he doesn't get into relationships with people he doesn't see a future with
Has a very fun textured closet but sticks with the yellow.
Collects cool pens and gives them to Alfred so he can have something cute to write with when he writes down groceries.
OK BYE CHAMOY PICKLES !!
ILY, DRINK WATER, SHOWER, GET UP, STRETCH, AND KEEP BEING AWESOME!!!
#gage won't stop yapping#gage's poet rambles#batfamily#dc#dcu#dick grayson#barbra gordon#damian wayne#tim drake#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#duke thomas#headcanon
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Misc Alfred Headcanons... again
One of his terms of endearments for Bruce and the children is "beast", Especially when they've been in the cave too long
Though he definitely softened with age, as a younger man Alfred was not very hospitable. All sarcasm and very little charm, extremely stressed, and prone to pushing people away. Definitely more aggressively uppit, kind of a stick in the mud. He had such a deep connection with Thomas because he was one of the few people to give him time to open up.
Thomas Wayne hated smoking. It was one of his biggest pet peeves, he rallied against it even while everyone refused to believe they were dangerous. Both Alfred and Martha did it behind his back - it was one of the first things they commiserated on. It's not that they didn't believe him, he just didn't understand how hard it was to quit. And perhaps they carried on the habit longer than they should've, because it was their way of getting to know each other, their own secret to share.
After the Waynes passed, Alfred started experiencing stress induced hallucinations, usually at night. He'd hear their hurried voices in the next room, and check to see if they were okay, only to find no one there. He'd hear them call his name a lot. He still does.
On that note, both him and Bruce have trouble with the 'in between' of sleeping and being awake; their nightmares bleed into sleep walking a lot. The robins are often concerned the first time they see him in a rush at night, still in his pajamas, searching for something - when they ask what's going on, he's confused for a moment, but then tells them not to worry and head back to bed. Bruce has to explain, no, he's not going senile, Alfred has done this since Bruce was a kid.
Sometimes Alfred falls asleep standing up. Old army trick.
Alfred craves physical affection but finds it uncomfortable. He doesn't like hugging much, but he'll definitely do it for the grandkids. His favorite form of physical affection is somone laying their head in his lap or on his chest - its the most comfortable for him.
He plays Words with Friends every day. He plays against certain kids (Damian, Tim, Duke) and friends (Martha Kent, Diana Prince, J'onn J'onzz) often. He's very good at word puzzles, the kids give him one they were stumped on for like an hour and he'll solve it at a glance.
He's very good at sewing, he sews a lot of the family's suits and clothes, but cannot seem to get the hang of knitting/crochet. He tries like once a year, but they never turn out the way he wants. Martha Kent makes fun of him for it.
He's honestly very close to the Kents. He still has trouble making new friends because he's honeslty used to people not liking him, but with some encouragement from Clark and Bruce they became besties. Sometimes when the manor is empty he'll stay at Kent farm. Also, he really tries not to dwell on it - but there are a lot of ways the Kents remind him of Thomas and Martha
#u know what. NOT sorry for the long post. its alfieposting time#narsposting#dc comics#batman#alfred pennyworth#batfam#batfamily#pennywaynes#<fuck yeah thomarfred nation#also fun fact most of this is projecting lol
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I’m learning to crochet rn and you cannot tell me Bruce Thomas Wayne would not adore getting silly little homemade gifts. From anyone. The kids bring home art projects? They get professionally framed and hung up. Probably had a whole new cabinet installed when baby Jason took a pottery class. Renovated one of the bedrooms to be a gallery to hang all of Tim’s photos and Damian’s drawings. When they make plates and crafts? Straight into daily use. Make my man a hat? He’d go out in his Versace hand tailored suit, with a loopy hat to top it off. He’s constantly internally struggling between wearing/using things daily bc he wants to, and wanting to never touch them so they don’t wear down.
He would use it til it fell apart and ask for a new one... the best of both worlds. He gets to show off his presents AND get new ones
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Hi!! for the matchups:
i am quiet at first but once you get to know me i am playful and like deadpan humor. I like to read, draw, crochet, and bake. I love animals, nature, and listening to music. People say i am very kind and nurturing. I’m sorta tall, dye my hair a lot, and change styles often.
thank you!! :)
DAMIAN WAYNE
no doubts in my head, you are such a good match for damian. it's just animals for me. lots of pets
you'd have cats and dogs and birds and rabbits and god knows what. the animals are just gorgeous and they take up most of. your house
and good god damian needs someone kind and nurturing. have you met him? he's a young menace. he needs someone to gently grab him and say "calm down".
and with your nurturing behavior comes his own benefit, for through your vulnerability, his will rise as well
he likes to help you choose what color to dye your hair next
he likes hiking as a date. he searches up vantage points. inthe. area(and honestly it's new jersey - there shouldn't be too little) and then that's where your next date is
crochet!! why are you literally so aesthetic op? but yeah, he'd LOVE your creations (and who wouldn't?) and would encourage you to do even more. he'd give your creations as christmas presents to people
in magazines or whatever, there won't be a lot of physical touch, but if the casual eye peers closely, they can probably see damian's pinky entwined with yours
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if i was better at crochet i would make the worlds most fucked up damian wayne plushie
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I Will Love You Without Any Strings Attached
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/9NK7Yra
by AnIrishRose
Helena has picked up a new skill, but it's not the kind that's usually in a Robin's repertoire.
Aka Helena discovers arts and crafts, and the Batfam is blessed by it.
Words: 554, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Series: Part 10 of And Suddenly I See You
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Barbara Gordon, Jason Todd, Cassandra Cain, Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown, Damian Wayne, Titus | Damian Wayne's Dog, Alfred Pennyworth, Alfred the Cat (DCU), Clark Kent, Lois Lane, Martha Kent
Additional Tags: no beta we die like jason todd, Let Bruce be a good dad you cowards, Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent, Brother-Sister Relationships, Sister-Sister Relationship, Father-Daughter Relationship, Father Figures, Crochet, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Found Family, Batfamily (DCU), Domestic Batfamily (DCU), everyone has blue eyes, except Cass
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/9NK7Yra
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Wow since my last batboy headcanons post did well here’s some more including the rest of the family
Bruce and dick both have an unholy amount of protein powder in every flavour imaginable.
Alfred collects little scrapbooks and has a box for each of the kids with things like awards in schools, artwork, photos and things like that, he often finds himself looking through them when he’s alone in the manor whilst everyone is on missions or busy.
When dick was robin Bruce took him to those trampoline park things often and it was there little thing.
Tim and Damian have an unspoken agreement despite their history and their dislike of each other not snitch on the other.
When Jason was upset during his times as Robin he would go into the woods near Wayne Manor and would either run or sit and just listen to the sounds of the forest, he sometimes goes back there although he makes sure he’s never seen.
Cass tries to checkup on everyone in the family if they’re in the area, throughout the week every week just a quick glance in their window to make sure they’re okay.
Babs knits or crochets when stressed as the repetition is calming.
Tim definitely does those sudoku and word puzzle things in the back of magazines with Alfred.
#batboys headcanons#batfamily headcanons#batfamily#nightwing#batfam#red hood#red robin#batman#dc comics#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#cassandra cain#barbara gordon#bruce wayne#damian wayne#batboys#batfam prompts#batfamily prompts#batboys prompt#batfam headcanons
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