ToH's reaction to Martin's Scorsese timeless masterpiece Goncharov(1973)
Hooty (in tears): A-AND THEN HE SAID "IF YOU REALLY WE'RE IN LOVE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED", AND THAT WAS THE LAST TIME THEY SPOKE TO EACHOTHER AAGAHAGAT_T
Lilly: oh, my little dear Hootsifer, it's just a movie, it's gonna be fine-
(they hug and HootHoot cries untill Lilith gets sunken in his waterfall of tears, embracing a forever warm hug between them)
Gus: (with awing sparks in his eyes) aww man, i will never look at clocks the same way ever again>o<
Hunter: man, Mario really is just like me fr-
Willow (friendly pokes him): oh yes, the unbreakable duo, even harder to break than boat in a Katya scene - Hunter and his little sad boys:3
Hunter (drowning in blushes): DON'T CALL ME A SADBOYWAWAWAA-
Willow: okayyy, scrunklo^^
Hunter: (dies inside)
(Luz and Amity laugh on the couchfaifsif)
(while Willow continues to magnificently tease Hunter, Eda discusses the true sigma women that is Katya with King-)
Eda: ohhh King, that movie broke me-
(drinks apple juice)
Katya's girlbossery reminded me so much of my younger years, when i didn't have the owl house, i wasn't married to Raine, i didn't have you... I was so lost.
I feel like that merciful day i found you laying defenseless on the island... That was the day *you* found me-
King: oh, Eda, it's fine, now you've got us, you don't have to belong to any coven no more, you're not bound by time like Katya!
(inhales):
You may have been a lost girlboss, but now you're a found slaya-mommy-versacci-charlixcx-gwurl, and i doubt that's ever gonna change
Raine: guys, that movie was so beautiful, let's cry together-
(King and Eda nod, crawl up into a pile of found-family- misery and suffer *together*)
Luz: that movie was so beautiful amor:> let's write flufft Gonchandrey fics together, where Ice Pick Joe survives, Goncharov and Andrey runaway from the seemingly never-ending cycle of violence, to live a peaceful domestic life on the vain of mother's nature Bieszczady<3
Amity: (with a face swelled with a redder shade than Sofia's cocktail dress in *that one scene*) YEAH OF COURSE, CRUMBLE CARROT
Luz:AHAAGAHAH CRUMBLECARROT, CRICKETSSS, I LOVE YOU SWEET POTATO:D
Amity: I love you too, Shwibblegum-
Luz: okay, that was weird-
Amity: yeah, it was-
Luz: It's fine, Broccolisprinkle
Amity: ohhhh no, Leafygwabble, reminding me of the hair was too much
Luz: Oh? I'm sorry, my lovely honey-cornflake-buttet-morning-toast in Rome7w7
(the name banter didn't stop, until they both fall asleep in eachother arms<3)
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