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*learns basic social skills well into my 20s that most people know by the time theyre like 11*
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they're sibs
beta lumity doodles
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I'm sentimental about them. & about camcorders.
[twt + insta + ptrn on bio]
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*Married life playing in the background
This idea was probably funnier in my head
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"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi
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The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going
"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."
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they're my favorite lesbians <3
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