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shironezuninja · 9 months

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One of the telltale signs that a bad mood is rising in me is when I don’t find the things, which I usually do for fun, so invigorating all of a sudden.

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snzluv3r · 1 month

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i love having a snzfucker girlfriend so much she makes me feel so attractive and special in moments that i’ve normally been made to feel gross and embarrassed and small, like i should be ashamed of things i can’t control.

not only does she treat me with kindness and patience when i’m having a horrible allergy attack and can do nothing but sniffle and sneeze, she makes me feel pretty and worth loving and even sexy and it’s so special and i’m never going to get used to it

#idk i’m just soft #our first night together i was falling asleep while still having a fit #and i had been stifling but i started drifting off and before i realized what was happening i had sneezed fully and really harshly #directly into the palm of her hand (which she had cupped and ready in front of my mouth and nose the second i started hitching)#god it was so embarrassing and i immediately sprang up and apologized over and over #but she just cooed and shushed me and told me that i had nothing to be sorry or embarrassed about #and got me back to sleep #and then the next day when i apologized about it again #because it really was like #a very spray-y sneeze directly into her hand #she told me how much it turned her on and how adorable she thought it was #sorry i’m so soft and a little tipsy and decently sick so #i sm feeling very emotional and i just have so much to say about my gf #god

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potatofilly · 1 month

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I got the milk.

And here's a post.

#athf #meatwad #master shake #frylock #sneeze #cute #adultswim #cartoon network #fast food #meatball #cup #milkshake #fries #cartoon

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adorkabletwilightandfriends · 2 years

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Adorkable Twilight & Friends - “The Power Of Flower”

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drbtinglecannon · 14 days

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Pros of letting your cat sniff your food/drink

Makes them feel included

Their reaction might be funny

If it's safe for them to eat it's ok if they have a little lick lick it's fine, here, have some butter, my son. Yes, numnum

Cons of letting your cat sniff your food/drink

They might try it and then become a fiend for that food/drink every time you have it for the rest of forever

They might sneeze on it

#cats #my son chester loves to sniff your food/drink. almost always he just sniffy sniffs then leans back cuz he's not interested #but just now I let him sniff my chocolate milk and he sneezed into my cup then promptly walked away so. thanks chester #also part of why I stopped buying smartfood popcorn was cuz he would NOT leave me alone he was HANKERING for that white cheddar popcorn

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fanfictionroxs · 6 months

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Soya milk chai, my beloved. Greatest thing in the whole world. No other chai can compare. Like sure homemade almond milk is great and all, but soya milk????? In my chai???? Haye rabba khushiiiiii

#it's cold and i'm sneezing and chai is my only comfort #going to make another cup now lmao #i want some pakode with that #maybe gol gappe but that's cause im losing it #weird cravings.. are my periods close by?#noooooooo #crack #vegan #plant based #desiblr #desi tumblr

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glitterrosesnzz · 4 months

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this is a thought that makes no sense whatsoever but what if like you could make vampires sneeze just by lightly tapping/touching their fangs,

#snz #listen they're mythical creatures i can make up whatever bullshit i want #imagine a vampire that only drinks blood out of like. cups and stuff #because their fangs are so like. sensitive that if they bit someone there's a 90% chance itd trigger a sneeze too

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lotuslia · 7 months

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Today I'm once again remembering the moment when my adhd evaluator asked me "how many cups of coffee do you drink per day?" and I got really confused bc

a) my caffeine consumption is mostly through the occasional cups of tea and a LOT of energy drinks,

b) when I do drink coffee it's usually that I brew like 4 cups worth because I don't have a single-cup-brewer thing, pour it into a huge mug and drink it all at once. Like now.

#sheep rambles #my friend's gift of a wawa cup is really getting a lot of use but also i feel like drinking 16+oz of coffee in one sitting isn't healthy #coffee makes my nose itch which is weird bc no other caffeine does that #i feel like i constantly want to sneeze when i drink coffee

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skystardust2027 · 7 months

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Ooowwnn poor shadow🤣🤣😁😁

MLP EQG (FIFA World Cup Quatar 2022).

This Animation is made by ibis paint x.

Just only it :D.

#shadow the hedgehog #sneezing #sick #world cup 2022 #mlp fan art #equestria girls #gif meme

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shironezuninja · 10 months

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I guess you could say my closet fixation does often make me think how my desire for a voice to make a repetitive sound slams into the conundrum how AI might fulfill that Said Desire.

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kiilonova · 1 year

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im so dilfcore

#cro zone #this is a joke #but i cant wait until im of proper girldad age so i stop being questioned when i carry too much stuff at once #or watch an entire movie standing up holding something. or sneeze really fuckoff loud. or pack a cooler to the brim for a small trip.#or pull out a multitool for situations that definitely dont need it. or spend all day messing with something in a garage.#or take up the back of a group of people. or take charge of cups that are at risk of spilling. or put my arm over the backs of seats.#despite my commitment to never having kids i really only connect to masculinity in a very dad-like way #im very lucky to have had a good dad (relatively) to model masculinity for me without making me into a macho freak

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chaosintheavenue · 1 year

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PSA for certain individuals I keep encountering at work/on public transport:

Sneezing into your elbow is great and all, but the thing is, your elbow has to actually cover your mouth and nose. If you just sort of half raise your arm and sneeze with an elbow hovering inches from your face, then congratulations, you've just sneezed directly in my face, and I will absolutely treat you accordingly.

#hhhhh #customers :)#I would much *much* rather people sneeze into their hands again than this become standard #how hard can it be to realise that you still have to cover your face holes up just like you would with your hands back in the day #the thing is they seem to genuinely believe they're covering their sneezes when they're not #or 99% seem to. it's possible a few might have been mocking me for wearing a mask because I've had that at work before too #sigh #stuff #vent #slight context in case other places are different: where I live the elbow sneeze was all but unheard of pre-covid #people used to either carry tissues or cup both hands over their face then immediately need to go wash their hands after the fact #and it was understood that you need to fully cover your face tightly or you will sneeze on people #apparently that concept has gone out the window

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th0tcrates · 2 years

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I place my tea cup

On the floor gently

I’m about to sneeze

#haiku #tea #What like you’ve never sneezed with a full cup of hot beverage in your hand and spilled all over yourself #short story #non fiction #i can’t sleep #shut up th0t #shut up #just shut up

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rninies · 4 months

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✮ pampering a giant baby - gojo satoru

synopsis: gojo satoru rarely gets sick, but when he does, he acts like a child (you don't mind that because when will you ever get the chance of taking care of gojo?)

warnings: sick gojo, fluff, gn!reader, gojo is stubborn (hates being taken care of) — wc: 528

notes: IM BACK YEAHHHHHHH im almost finished with my finals so here we are :3

“y/n, please leave.” satoru blocks the door with his tall figure, leaving you unable to enter his apartment. “i’m begging you.”

you huff, standing your ground. “i am not leaving until you let me take care of you. you’re sick, toru! your body is heating up as we speak.”

“i’m fine-” satoru lets out a cough. “seriously, just go home! i can take care of myself.” as soon as he says that, he sneezes, knees feeling weak. you quickly catch him before he falls.

“‘i’m fine’ my ass. come on, let me take care of you for once.” you mumble, helping satoru inside. you gently lay him on the couch, to which he instantly rests his head on the pillows. “i’ll go make you some porridge, yeah?”

satoru nods, too weak to speak. you instantly got to work, cooking up a porridge as quietly as possible to not disturb his rest. as soon as you finished making the porridge, you brought it over to satoru, gently waking him up. “toru, wake up. you need to eat.”

satoru reluctantly opens his eyes. “can i eat later? i feel sick.”

“you have to eat now so then you can drink some medicine. after that i promise you i’ll let you sleep as much as you want.” you softly say, helping satoru sit up. “just eat a few bites and i’ll be happy.” you hold the spoon full of warm porridge in front of him and he opens his mouth, just wide enough to eat.

after a few bites, satoru mumbles about how full he feels and you stop, quickly grabbing medicine from the drawer and a cup of water. “here. drink this and you’ll feel better.” satoru drank the medicine and you smiled. “there.”

instead of laying back down on the pillow, he lays his head on your lap. “sorry.”

you tilt your head in confusion. “hm? what are you sorry for?”

“don’t know… just feels annoying being sick.” satoru mumbles, hiding his face in your shirt. “i hate feeling like this.”

“mm, i know, baby. everyone has their sick days. you know how it is.” you say, gently caressing his head. “i don’t mind taking care of you for once, though. it’s a good change. i like it.”

“i should be taking care of you, not the other way around.” satoru complains, finally meeting your eyes. “it’s like- i don’t know. it feels weird.”

“hey, don’t feel bad. i like taking care of you, don’t worry.” you leaned down and gave satoru a quick kiss on the lips, to which he immediately covered his lips. “what?”

“i’m sick! you can’t just kiss me! what if you get sick too?” satoru’s voice is muffled behind his hands. “i don’t want you to get sick too.”

you smiled. “i won’t. trust me. now you go back to sleep and you’ll feel better in the morning because my porridge has magical healing powers.”

satoru laughs and closes his eyes, quickly falling back to sleep.

(the next day, you were woken up by a scratchy throat and blocked nose — to which satoru was delighted because he can finally take care of you).

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incorrectbatfam · 6 days

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We have Bruce doing Good Dad™ things but what about Neutral Dad™ things

Mowing the lawn while drinking a cup of coffee

Standing outside and staring at an oncoming storm

Sneezes that get louder with each kid he adopts

"Hold this light while I fix this"

"Do NOT touch the thermostat"

Falling asleep on the recliner while watching a show that he'll pretend to hate when the kids ask about it

Matching cargo shorts, socks, and sandals with Clark every time they're in Smallville

#bruce wayne #batman #batdad #batfamily #batfam #batman family #clark kent #superman #justice league #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #dc comics #headcanon #batposting #shitpost

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goldenhypen · 1 month

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. ⊹ just like this ˚ ͎ ｡

syn. taking care of jake when he gets sick, all because you refused to bring a jacket.

pair. jake x reader · wc. 1k · contains. fluff, catching a cold, mentions of food/drink

a/n. ^^ jake has the prettiest smile- nearly forgot this was just sitting in my drafts waiting to see the light of day- so now hopefully at least someone can enjoy it :’>

“damn, as much as i love to kiss you, your lips are freezing,” jake explained after he pulled away with hints of worry in his voice. “oh my, your hands are cold too. i told you you should’ve brought a jacket. you’re freezing.”

it had only been a few seconds but somehow, your lips were already missing the warmth of his own on yours.

“n-no”—stupid stutter—you denied through chattering teeth as the rest of your body began to shiver.

“really,” he said in more of a challenging tone through a chuckle, rather than a question, as he perked up a brow.

he already shrugged off most of his own jacket before you could even think of protesting, and within approximately three seconds, his coat was already hung over your shoulders, sheltering you from the chilling breeze, immediately feeling warmth shoot throughout your body.

“better?” he smirked.

“yes,” you half-guiltily admitted. “you’re going to get sick though.”

the frown on your face didn’t leave even as his next words left his throat, “well, better me than you.”

“no, jake,” you said as your pout grew longer.

“you know why?”

“hm?”

he paused as a smirk travelled to his lips before answering, “because then i’ll get to have you as my caretaker.”

“pfft—please. no, you're not. i’m telling you to take your jacket back, but you’re not letting me give it back to you. so that would be your fault.”

“ouch, someone is really eager to not take care of their boyfriend. okay, i see how it is,” he said with a dramatic frown.

you looked at him as you shook your head and rolled your eyes, “jake, no, i—”

“it’s fine! still better me than you though,” he said —if it was even possible—with more drama in his tone than before as he began to walk away.

you ran to catch up with him and took his still warm hand in both of yours as you looked into his eyes, but being the petty boy he was, who liked playing these silly games, he only continued walking, gaze straight ahead, refusing to look in your direction.

the rest of your date went on, with him eventually forgetting how he had planned on staying dramatic for as long as he could, and he made sure his jacket wasn’t let off your shoulders until you both got home, an immediate rush of warm air filling your bodies. momentarily, you took in the relaxing sensation, closing your eyes.

“want some hot cocoa?” jake asked, whipping you back to reality.

you gave him a small smile, followed by a satisfied nod at the idea. you could already feel the hot beverage flowing down your throat, warming up your insides.

you followed jake to the kitchen. and that was when you heard a sneeze just a few feet ahead.

“jake…”

he cleared his throat. “what? it was just a sneeze.”

“if you’re sick—”

“i’m alright. don’t worry.”

sceptical, you nodded.

later as you two cuddled up on the couch under a fluffy blanket, hands wrapped around a nice cup of hot cocoa, jake furrowed his brows. “why is it so cold in here?”

you turned your head to face him with a questioning look. “i’m not cold.”

“it’s so cold.”

“jake, love, i think it’s just you.”

he shivered, putting his mug down before drowning himself under the covers. “cold.”

you hugged him under the ocean of blanket before he said, “i think i’ve got chills.”

you sighed sadly, “and who said they weren’t sick, hm?”

he huffed out a long puff of air from his cheeks. “i don’t feel good, y/n.”

you sighed again softly, feeling bad for the boy. “okay, stay here and rest. i’ll go make you some soup.”

you let go of his already weak and exhausted form before standing up, beginning to make your way toward the kitchen as you heard a “thanks, i love you!”

⎯ ❤︎ ⎯

“okay, i’m back with soup.” you placed it on the table in front of him. “it’s hot, be careful.”

“thanks, love.”

you watched as he took his first few spoonfuls, your hand reached behind his head as you ran it up and down his back soothingly.

after a moment of silence as he drank his soup, a sudden eruption of giggles filled the room.

“what’s wrong?” you asked, subconsciously beginning to laugh with him.

“i love being sick,” he said, turning to you with a cheeky grin.

“i’m sorry, you what?” you laughed, imagining you must’ve heard it wrong.

“i like being sick.”

“what? why?” you asked at his ridiculous statement.

“because i always get to have you take care of me,” he smirked, not so cheeky this time but more happy than anything.

“i—” was all you managed to push out, speechless.

“told you you’d take care of me,” he then said proudly victorious, chin held high. “i know you well enough to know how down bad you are for me, y/n.”

you scoffed in disbelief, “oh, please. you are unbelievable.”

“i might be unbelievable, but i’m not wrong,” he continued playfully.

“okay, mr. smarty pants. you win. i do love you, and what about it?”

he giggled, coming closer and wrapping his arms around your waist, tucking his head into the crook of your neck.

no matter how long you two had been together, him doing this exact form of physical touch never failed to make everything in your body go weak, except your heart, its pace beating so fast, you were almost afraid it would leap out of your chest any minute.

“i love you more,” he breathed into your neck with a smile.

you wrapped your arms around him before starting, “okay, you big baby,” you tapped your hand in a repeating motion on his back, “i think you should get some sleep now. your body needs it.”

you felt as he nodded into your neck. “mhm. just like this.” he said, referring to the way you were tangled in each others arms, bodies sharing warmth, and breaths moving in sync. he closed his eyes. “this is exactly what i need to feel better.”

a/n. ahhh yall pls lmk if you liked this cuz idk if it’s me just second guessing myself but im feeling quite unsure about this one 🫠 and as always, thanks for reading <33

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