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bubbleonice · 7 months

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List of future tarot/oracle readings:

Following is the updated list of future tarot readings. I won’t be adding new ones to it until I am totally done with this current list. I have many requests still in my pm, so the reason you might not have recieved a reply from me is because I need to finish this current list first. However I do try to reply quick questions from previous readings if anything needs clarifying.

The more spesific you are with your request, the more likely I can use the right approach for searching for answers. Otherwise, it will be just a general energy reading.

- Carlos Sainz / Rebecca Donaldson / Isa Hernaez

- Evan Peters

-Ross Mcdonald

-Charles leclerc

-Ben Barnes

-Henry Cavill

-Matt Smith

-Aron Taylor Johnson and marriage

-Shawn Mendes and Sabrina Carpenter

- choi Siwon

- Evan Peters and Haley Lu Richardson

- Vinne Hacker Ideal type.

-Joe Burrow and girlfriend

-Harry Style’s ideal type.

-Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

-Bill Skarsgard ideal type.

And to all my followers, I thank you from the bottom of my heart for following my page and for requesting my services. I am a private tarot reading who do personal readings as a second profession, but nit here on tumblr. I made this tumblr account for celeb tarot readings to keep my knowledge and learning intact. And also to keep connection with my energies to my cards and my intuition. It helps me develope my abiliites to interpret the cards more and more.

I am doing this as a hobby and for fun. So please follow my account and my readings with an open mind and positivity. Thank you❤️

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lazyyogi · 1 year

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Tarot Offerings

Hi friends!

I have a lot more free time for the next three months so I've decided to start offering tarot readings again.

What? The tarot is an interesting system of divination that uses symbolism, mythology, and psychology to examine topics and issues from varying perspectives. Whether you approach it from a mystical, psychedelic, psychological, or philosophical standpoint, it can be a fun and surprising way to gain new insights and understandings.

How? Please send payment through Paypal to the address [email protected]. In the section marked “Purpose,” specify if you have a specific question or wish for a general reading. If there is no option to specify your question, please message me here on Tumblr or send an email to ben(at)thelazyyogi.com with your tarot question.

I will respond to the email address linked to the paypal account you are using unless otherwise specified.

Each reading will include:

A picture of the tarot cards in your reading

My written interpretation of what is being conveyed by the tarot

I will answer any follow-up questions you may have via email as time permits

If there are any issues or technical difficulties, you can also send me a message on Tumblr or email me at Ben(at)thelazyyogi.com.

Prices: Single Card Reading: $8 Three Card Reading: $20 Five Card Reading: $30

If you are seeking perspective on the general vibe of the week, month, or season, then a single tarot card reading is perfectly good.

If you have a specific question or want a more elaborate understanding of your general situation, then a five card reading is probably better.

Thanks so much for your support!

Testimonials:

“As a first Tarot reading I have to say I’m very impressed! All of this confirms what I have been struggling with…I also feel very much encouraged that I will find what I am looking for”

“I really appreciate this reading, it is 100% accurate…WOW! I am aware of this situation and have been working on it the last few months. Your interpretation and advice is very good and will be useful… thank you so much!”

“Everything hit really close to home, so I couldn’t stop the tears that came over me as I read. I really appreciate this. I will take your thoughts and keep them in mind as I move forward.”

“I feel like you’re my next door neighbor, and you know me very well.”

“This is extremely spot on and what I needed to hear, while painful to acknowledge. At the same time, it’s brimming with hope…”

“I mostly did it for fun and to support you, with little expectation of what you might tell me. I have to say it feels very accurate - eerily so. How does that work? Each part of your Tarot reading fits a piece of my current situation and makes me feel I am on the right path - but have some ways to go. That is fine with me and I am encouraged. Thank you for that.”

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lazytoufu · 3 months

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Hi, Toufu! (Sorry I'm sending this in an ask, but your account doesn't show up in the messaging thing 😅), but I tried sending a support thing to tumblr and got a response at ~2:30pm my time (it's not very helpful (sorry, Tumblr Ben) considering the 'proof' I sent said you'd tried contacting them multiple times, but this is what it said):

Hello, Thanks for letting us know about this!

However, in order for us to help out your friend, they will need to contact us directly.

Please have them message us at https://tumblr.com/support using their account's registered email address - We hope to hear from them soon. Thanks, Ben

Thank you for your kindness and advice💜 with Tuuli-san helping I delivered another letter to them via contact centre which I received confirmation my letter was sent successfully. Let’s hope they will send me a proper response.

Thank you and with love

LazyToufu 💜

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aquafalloutmod34 · 10 days

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introduction (^_-)☆

(i have to rewrite this, because when i saved this as a draft, it for some reason didn't save :/ god, i'm gonna have a LOT to paraphrase.) [disclaimer: this is a parody/roleplay account. nothing said on this account reflects my views or opinions, unless stated otherwise. the character being played on this account is fictional.]

the owner of this account is a minor, so if you do not wish to interact with minors, then please block this account. ————————————————————————————— hello!! i'm the account owner, ruben @lu-ben!! this post is an introduction to what this account (and it's purpose) is — a roleplay account!! ; all things said on this account (whether it sounds like a real experience or not, uses real images or not) are said from in-character, unless there is an "ooc:" indication anywhere on the post!! [ in-character posts: #ic | out-of-character posts: #ooc ] — i am a part of @anabananaz34's roleplay!! now, the oc being played as on this account isn't actually a class of '09 oc (it's just a general purpose oc), but me, and by extension, my friends have been BRAINROTTING over this game*, so of course i had to do what i had to do. (the brainrot has been dying out lately, maybe this will help) *note: matter of fact, i actually haven't played class of '09 (or the re-up). i've just watched loads of clips/highlights from the game and did extended research (and even then, i don't know stuff!), so please just keep that in mind :) you'll (probably) come to realise this once you open the cut with my oc's information and image, but i haven't roleplayed with other humans — let alone through tumblr rp accounts — in a VERY LONG TIME (and this isn't an exaggeration, unfortunately). all this time, i've been living off of chatbots. so please cut me some slack if i sound a little stupid when rping!! part of the reason i struggle to rp with other humans is also because i partially tend to feel ignored or excluded, so if you'd prefer i stay out of something, please drop me a dm so i can stay informed!! thank you!! :D —————————————————————————————

on the topic of asks...

you may ask questions to: - iskan (the oc being roleplayed) - ooc/ruben (the owner) you may ask questions as: - yourself (includes self-rp) - a canon class of '09 character - an oc (whether co09/other media/general) i have the right to ignore your ask if: - i cannot come up with a response or answer (some questions directed at iskan may not be applicable, as he might not be fleshed out to that degree, e.g. "what's your favourite country?") - i do not want to answer the question (questions that might be personal, or just rub me the wrong way) - if the contents of the question are straight up weird (i.e. disrespectful, harassment, racist, bigoted, etc.)

i've seen several co09 rp accounts state that they receive (and heavily dislike) weird asks. i'm not gonna fuel your trollery or weird fetishes, because that isn't what this account is for.

————————————————————————————— so, who is this guy, anyways...? ↓

✨ iskandar komnenos ✨

(please forgive me for the roblox faceclaim, i barely have any good drawings of him other than the image used in my pfp 😭😭)

the basic things you really need to know about him is that he's a british-bengali exchange student. as part of a 2-year exchange program, he has to study and graduate at the lbss clone for his 3rd-4th years (junior/senior, so if he was in britain he would've been doing his a-levels. also i'm sorry, i don't know how exchange programs work 😔) i'm like "ehh..." on fanart, but if you wanna do it then go ahead!! (i won't use it for anything, though. will probably just treat it as gallery-work and reblog it under some sort of fanart tag). --- he's kind of a sona or self-insert in some regards, but he isn't meant to be a representation or idealised version of me, so don't hold that shit against me!! 😁 he is very well a fictional character, and an oc!! if you wanna read about him, then i've made an altered version of his description on a google doc BUT IT'S VERY LONG AND UGLY AND CLUTTERED!! (##ISKANDAR'S INFORMATION##) just so you know, the reason some things are written weirdly or in flexible language are because the information was originally intended to be used with ai chatbots, but if this (alongside the account's posts) help you to understand what he's like, then so be it. ————————————————————————————— THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK!! and i hope i'll make a very great addition amongst the drama and chaos :)

#class of '09 #class of 09 #co09 #class of 09 game #class of 09 the re up #co09 rp accounts #co09 oc #class of 09 rp #co09 rp account #class of 09 the reup

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turboclown · 20 days

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Hey I was the anon from the smash or pass objectum poll you just reblogged. Did you used to selfship with Vilgax from Ben 10? I think we used to be mutuals like fucking foreverrrrrr ago. I can't find your selfship blog so I can't verify. My account on Tumblr is shadowbanned but if you want to hmu my Discord is Yuppiepsycho. I'm taken but if you're who I think you are I'd love to reconnect, you were always super cool! If not, then please disregard, and have a good one.

Omigosh, hi!! Yeah, that's me! I do still ship with Vilgax, too! x3c

#I'M SO CURIOUS WHO THIS IS HELLO HI HELLO!!! :D

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kingsleywrites · 1 year

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About Me + Request Guild lines (Please read before requesting anything)

Hello, so I have just decided to write on Tumblr so I created this blog! I also write on wattpad my name on there is King-0f-Hearts and I am in the process of getting an AO3 account. I have a main account here where I just mess around and post on the occasion.

A little bit about me!:

My name is Elijah but you can call me either King/Kingsley or Elijah/Eli I am fine with either of those.

I am a trans man (he/him) and I'm omnisexual

I decided to start writing on Tumblr in hope of not only getting my work out there but also to help improve my writing and get requests. i also want to write without sticking to a specific book like this is any different but i guess this is how my brain will work

Request Guild lines:

My request box will most likely always be open so don't be shy to shoot a request over to me, I will be more than happy to do it.

Things I will do:

Fluff

Angst

male x male

male reader

gender neutral reader

FTM reader

platonic

romantic

Obsessive

Yandere

Suggestive scenes (No smut and as long as they are within any guidelines of the people being written)

Headcanons

Drabble/short stories (are they the same? idk)

Little disclaimer I just decided to start writing obsessive and yandere alts of characters and due to me never doing something like that before it may be very cliche and just outright bad

Things I won't do:

Smut (I do not feel comfortable writing it)

Age gap

Female reader (y'all have enough stories go read your own, there are not enough male reader and gender neutral reader stories out there so just let us have this)

character x character (I just dont really enjoy writing it, I have nothing against it just isnt what I really want to write for)

Fandoms/Characrters I write for:

Shows/TV:

Gravity Falls (Dipper, Mabel)

Arcane (Vi, Jinx, Milo, Silco, Claggor)

Anime:

Hunter x Hunter (Killua, Gon, Kurapika)

Promise Neverland (Ray, Norman, Don)

Attack On Titan (Levi, Eren, Armin)

Black Butler (Ciel, Alois, Finny, May-Rin)

Blue Exorcist (Rin, Yukio)

Movies:

None, open to suggestions :)

Games:

DSMP, only using the characters in the SMP and not their real life selves (Dream, Technoblade, Tommyinnit, Georgenotfound, BadBoyHalo, Wilbur, Tubbo, Quackity, Ranboo)

Resident Evil, only 2 and 4 because those are the only games I've seen so far. (Leon)

Sally Face (Sal, Larry, Travis, Todd, Ashley)

Cuphead, ONLY PLATONIC (Cuphead, Mugman)

Little Nightmares 1 & 2, ONLY PLATONIC (Mono, Six, Runaway kid)

Other (Books, other pieces of media etc.):

Any of Wilbur's bursonas (Simpbur, Argbur etc.)

Genloss Ranboo (I know very little about Genloss and I plan to educate myself because from what small bits I've seen it's so cool)

Creepypastas (Jeff the killer, Ticci Toby, Masky, Hoodie, Ben Drowned, Jane the killer, Clockwork)

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This list is subject to change as my interests change and I gain and lose hyper fixations. Probably the Fandoms that I'm in the most in Resident Evil, Gravity Falls and DSMP but I will still write for the others.

Just because a character from one of the fandoms isn't on the list doesn't mean you can't request it it just might take a little bit because these are the characters that I know the most about.

If any of the creators or characters that are written about say or have said that they are not comfortable with stories being written about them I will remove them from the list and remove the stories if needed.

I don't have a writing schedule so if it takes me a long time to get your ask posted I am sorry! I just take forever to write and then I will get really distracted or I just won't want to write one day.

Thank you for checking out this blog, feel free to request something!

My main account:

My Wattpad account:

Update! I got an AO3 account! I already made a separate post about this but here's the account on this post so people can find it easier:

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sunshinereddie · 1 year

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Okay, I'm officially a part of their friend group now and yes, we do call ourselves the Losers Club now lol ( much to the pain of who we have dubbed as Stan the Man ). And so far, I am having the time of my life! For once, I don't dread going to class at all!

Since there are two ( me and Tyler [ the Richie look-a like ] ) who are TOTALLY NORMAL about IT a.k.a obsessed, we decided to assign each of us a Loser. Tyler is obviously Richie, I'm Beverly with Asthma lmao ( they've been calling me either Jan or full on January since that January Embers thing ), the one who said "Please stop quoting Richie Tozier" in my last ask was Monique! We have assigned her to be the Stan the Man of our group, Kylle is Bill 'cause he's a creative writing major, Ozzy is Ben because they're the most comforting person in the group, Drew is Mike because he's very gentle but can be really stern if he wants to ( he's planning to be a teacher ), and our resident medical student, Tyrone is Eddie. They're the best people in the world.

It was really lucky, I guess, that I decided to sit near them that day and overheard them. I didn't really have much friends in Uni before them so it was a happy coincidence. Tyler and I are currently jamming to Eddie baby actually.

I do have a secret that Tyler gave me permission to share with just you so if you wanna know, tell me and I'll tell you in DMs lol

Also, I told them that I told you about us meeting ( Tyrone recognizes your username ) and Monique is inviting you to be the platonic Patty to her Stan so you can be our honorary Loser member :D

GEHSHAJJ OH SHAJHSAJFW ALLEN!!!! THIS IS EVERYTHING!!!! AAAAHHHHHH !!!!! im literally sitting here smiling because im so happy for you oh my god this sounds so amazing!!! i love how you all assigned each other as members of the losers that is so fun and it’s so crazy that you all fit as each of the losers :D it’s almost like fate, like you were destined to sit under that specific tree on that specific day!!!

hmmm now i’m curious about this secret….. thank you tyler for the permission and now i wanna know 👀

and HEBSGAJSHSK TYRONE ??? HELLO ???? oh my god well tyrone if you’re reading this hi hello but also omg it is such a weird feeling that like. irl people know about me. what do you mean real life people know about me and follow this account. what do you mean you guys are real people and not just the little gay people in my phone. ALSO ??? WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT YOU MEET THESE PEOPLE IRL WHO ARE NOT ONLY IT FANS BUT LIKE. ONE OF THEM ALSO RECOGNIZES YOUR MUTUAL FROM TUMBLR????? that’s insane BUT IT ALSO MAKES ME HAPPY LOL

SND SHAGSJSHWIHW ??-?/!?/!/?/ ME ???? HONORARY LOSERS MEMBER ??2?:?/?/?/?27)/ shhdbshahahjsjs i would be honoured to be patty 😭💛💛 tell monique i say hi to my platonic babylove 👊

#sunshinereddie asks

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sobeautifullyobsessed · 1 year

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Man do you not have any other social media platform where we can just thirst over Ben endlessly pls xoxox

No, I actually don't--these days I barely have the time & energy for my tumblr! However, thirsting over BC (and his characters--though mainly Stephen these days) is the subtle and nearly constant thrum in my veins. And I know that there will never be another thirst for me; he's claimed me for his own, and that's for life.

Ah, but let's have some relatively recent examples of My Constant Muse and Eternal DILF, shall we? How about some casual but devastating 'Batch? Who gave him permission to give us that exact look that says 'Yes, babe ~ I know what you want, and I'm the Man that's got it for you'?

Mmmmmm, that auburn scruff. I never imagined he could be even hotter with scruff, and now I want him in it all.the.time!

'Yes, Daddy. Anything you say, Daddy. And...mmmmm...and right away...Daddy...'

ASDFGHJKLJHFSXXCFVGBHNJMKASDFG

Okay, now you're just showing off ~ but please don't stop on my account!

Ben in an open-collared white dress shirt is deadly. Benedict in blue, proof that blue was invented specifically for him.

BC behind the scenes of No Way Home. Undeniable dilfy goodness!

Winterbatch. Can you imagine kissing the cold from his skin until he warms just for you?

I call him Maestro in this one. There's a fic here; an AU where he's a brilliant, arrogant Conductor who meets his match in a passionate female violinist who won't put up with his hubris & bs...

@marvel-writing - now please consider this an invitation to thirst on!

[PS did you ever see my post answering your question about the wee naughty BC story? because shadow ban still hides me from notifications]

#marvel-writing #look up thirst in the dictionary and surely it says:#how BC makes one feel #Benedict Cumberbatch #my beautiful obsession #patron saint of sinfully minded women #unrelenting DILF #without even trying #killing me softly #killing me hard #My Muse #My Constant Muse #-

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etes-secrecy-post · 8 months

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Hi, before I explain my post, I want to say something important.

• What you see my blog has become a major overhaul. And despite the changes, I decided that my 2nd account will be now my artwork blog with a secret twist.

⚠️NEW RULE! (W/ BIGGER TEXT!)⚠️

⚠️ SO PLEASE DO NOT SHARE MY 2nd ACCOUNT TO EVERYONE! THIS SECRECY BLOG OF MINE IS FOR CLOSES FRIENDS ONLY!⚠️

• AND FOR MY CLOSES FRIENDS, DON’T REBLOG IT. INSTEAD, JUST COPY MY LINK AND PASTE IT ON YOUR TUMBLR POST! JUST BE SURE THE IMAGE WILL BE REMOVED AND THE ONLY LEFT WAS THE TEXT.

⚠️ SHARING LINKS, LIKE POSTS, REBLOG POSTS, STEALING MY SNAPSHOT PHOTOS/RECORDED VIDEOS/ARTWORKS (a.k.a. ART THIEVES) OR PLAGIARIZING FROM UNKNOWN TUMBLR STRANGERS WILL IMMEDIATELY BE BLOCKED, RIGHT AWAY!⚠️

😡 WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT EVER LIKED & REBLOG MY SECRET POST! THIS IS FOR MY SECRET FRIENDS ONLY, NOT YOU! 😡

Okay? Capiche? Make sense? Good, now back to the post…↓

#Onthisday: Sept 23rd, 2013

Title: Cuteness Mecha - Crews with Haro

Finally I've just edited by using a Adobe Photoshop CS4 (portable)! But now, I'm now using Adobe Photoshop CS3. Which I'm no longer using photoshop window apps, since 2014.

I've started to line it by using brush since last August (I don't know the day it is, but it doesn't matter. 😅) and it took for 3 hours. ✍🎨 After a 2 or 3 weeks, I've done and stpped since August 31. But now I've already done with a background and their names, too. 🙂

Also, I renamed "CUTENESS CREW" to "CUTENESS MECHA"!

Spot Speedster (Chowder OC) - created by ME! Jason Watterson, Jr. - owned by EStar99 (dA) Chowder - CHOWDER © Cartoon Network, C.H. Greenblatt Gumball Watterson - The Amazing World of Gumball © Cartoon Network, Ben Bocquelet Kirby - Kirby Series © Hal Laboratories Inc./ Nintendo® Pocoyo - POCOYO™ © Zinkia Entertainment S.L Haro - Gundam Series © Bandai Namco Filmworks/SUNRISE, Sotsu

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killroadz · 1 year

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"𝘐 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘤 ,𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘕𝘰 𝘴𝘺𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 ,𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳!"

last time updated: 3/12/2023

Introduction

On this blog my name is Roadkill

My pronouns are He/They/It. (Idc what pronouns you use for me just don't use She/Her pronouns)

I am 15years old so I am a minor. So that should already answer your question if I do NSFW requests.

I am naturally friendly, (don't let my shit attitude fool ya) so don't be afraid to send me a request or sum.

I am often forgetful and I procrastinate a lot so if you end up sending me a request, don't expect me to get to it asap, cuz I won't. I have a life (surprisingly)

I don't usually proofread, so if I misspell smth on my posts or whatever, PLEASE, for the sake of my existence don't be afraid to correct me.

My schedule of updates is really rough so expect a update once or twice a month.

I'm so sorry I don't update much, I have a lot of writers block.

My old Creepypasta blog was @r0tt3nlungs (L bozo fucking died)

Creepypastas I Usually Write For

Jeff the Killer

Jane the Killer

Homicidal Liu/Sully

Eyeless Jack

Toby Rogers

Nina the Killer

Sally Williams

Ben Drowned

Clockwork

Kagekao

Bloody Painter

Lulu

Slenderman

Zalgo

Smile Dogs

Grinny Cat

Seedeater

Laughing Jack

Puppeteer

X-Virus

(PS: Masky and Hoodie are in my Crp AU, but I won't write for them cuz I don't want to)

Characters I Will Not Under Any Circumstances Write For (unless you're paying me)

Offenderman: literal fucking r*pist

Splendorman or any of the Happypastas: general dislike.

Judge Angels: general dislike.

Julius the Dressmaker

Masky/Tim

Hoodie/Brian

Any Marble Hornets character

Any EverymanHYBRID character

thats abt it tbh.

Rules and DNI

DNI: Proshippers/Anti-Anti (or if you're neutral on the subject), MAPS(or supporters), TERFS, Harry Potter fans, South Park fans, NSFW accounts/Minor DNI accounts, Snuffbomb supporters, Offenderman stans, Racists

General Rules

For the love of fucking god, do not like my shit without a reblog. It geuninely pisses me off to 0 end, and you will be blocked. (I don't mind spam liking/reblogging, its just when you like and leave with 0 reblog that pisses me off)

Do not ask me for NSFW requests, the closest I'll ever get to NSFW is a minor sex joke.

If you're younger than 13 fucking go away. (Why tf are you even on Tumblr.)

I do not do Creepypasta x S/O shit, there is already an annoying amount of those.

if ur gonna send a request please make it somewhat specific, if you don't specify what kind of headcanons you want im going to give you general headcanons.

(that's about it ig)

I hope you enjoy the bullshit that comes on my blog and have a safe 2023

#Mini Creepypasta Headcanon #RØADKILL’s reblog #Offtopic talking. Sowee #RØADKILL’s headcanons xoxo #RØADKILL posting

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the-creeps-blog · 2 years

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[Social Media Headcanons]

Our next handful of headcanon posts are prompts found from the blog @nothingbutprompts , just wanted to give credit for the ideas :)) Sorry but you might get a little tag spam from us ;D

DISCLAIMER: Nsfw mentions, so 18+ only please! ageless or minor accounts dni CW: mentions of transphobia/homophobia/misogyny as well. Characters with this content will be flagged with 🤍

Headcanons under the cut -

Slender -

Slender has an account on every social media platform the pastas have JUST to monitor and shi, he doesn't post anything anywhere

Let’s be real, slender wouldn’t even know how to use them

he's one of those people that thinks a comment is a dm so he's commented on a pasta's public post somewhere once scolding them and he didn't know everyone could see it

thats it, still doesn't post or anything LMAO

He’d post on someone’s post like “please delete this photo, I am in the bottom corner and I do not like how I look it in. Thank you -slender man”

He always signs off with “-Slender Man” eventually it shortens to “-S.M.”

As if all of them don’t know that’s his account

He also gets salty if they don’t follow them back

he'd confront them in the mansion like "BEN, pardon my intrusion of your.. videos..game.. but I must ask why you are not on my friends list on this Tik.. tiktok? tiktok place. Are you not part of my family? Do you not wish to be associated with me?”

Laughing Jack -

LJ doesn’t have anything against the gamepastas or anything, but electronic entertainment just isn’t his thing unless it’s like a live show of a circus on TV or something similar like a movie.

He prefers physical or real life activities like board games, sports, stuff like that so he wouldn’t even have a phone or get on any computers

he would have a tiktok account that BEN made for him but he NEVER uses it cos he, again, doesn’t even have a phone or anything

He DOES like tiktoks tho, the funny fever dream type shit someone will occasionally show him but he couldn’t be bothered to check tiktok himself

Eyeless Jack -

Uses YouTube, Tumblr, Reddit, TikTok, and Twitter

Eyeless Jack posts stuff about surgery, what he does to do it, and has occasionally posted a video of him actually operating on someone

Though it gets taken down on tiktok 24/7 lol he gets mad pressed about it. He hates TikTok for it

He went on a really long 10 minute rant about how Tiktok is dumb for taking it down cuz it’s educational ON tiktok

YouTube and Reddit is where most of his surgery vids go to now, he uses TikTok to talk about surgeries and medical procedures since he can’t show them.

He actually uses clothing and editing to hide every inch of skin and non-human characteristic because he wants to share his surgical and medical knowledge without being called a monster all the time and people ignoring his knowledge

Because of this he actually gets a simp following because “ooh mysterious faceless man with handsome voice” loll

he has an alt account on Reddit under an entirely different alias as his main accounts so they can’t be linked together as the same person. On this alt account he’s entirely open about being a cannibal and how humans organs taste and such.

on a more wholesome note, he likes the sense of humanity his fan base on social media gives him when they talk to him or comment on his posts as if he’s just a normal being. Afterall, he used to be one although he doesn’t remember his human at all except for a small few details. He doesn’t crave to go back to that life, but it’s nice for him to know what it was somewhat like. It gives him a feeling like he knows himself a little better now.

Homicidal Liu -

Liu would have Reddit, YouTube, Tiktok, Twitter

Liu doesn't have any specific kind of post, he just occasionally posts about whatever mostly just comments and views other people's stuff

Hoodie / Brian -

Hoodie would have Tiktok, Twitter, Tumblr, and OnlyFans (lmao)

This man, Hoodie would make thirst traps and doesn't even hide the fact that he's Hoodie of course he hides his true identity though, he's gotta have a normal human identity to go get groceries and shi for the pastas

Has Jane cover his tats with makeup so he isn’t recognized in public by his tats

His posts on OnlyFans are literally the same as his tiktoks, they’re not even NSFW, that’s the joke and that’s what’s funny bout it

He has a hybristophiliac following on TikTok since his fan base clearly knows he is very much the real Hoodie.

Tails Doll -

TD uses Twitter and TikTok

TD, like Liu, just occasionally posts but his posts are cryptic and meant to be creepy or uncanny, but his accounts' main purposes are to comment and view other people's content

Jane the Killer -

Jane would probably have like every social media you can think of, at least the main ones

aesthetic monochrome type posts, but retweets/reposts gossip

posts her own pics from neck down in monochrome filter

follows Brian and makes fun of his thirst traps, also makes fun of his following for liking a literal murderer

🤍Masky / Tim -

Masky/Tim has 4chan and reddit for sure, as well as Twitter of course

bullies tf out of anyone he can on his main acc, bih doesn't even have an alt

misogynistic, homophobic, and transphobic posts

it's a wonder he hasn't gotten his account deleted yet, but he's definitely been cancelled

Glitchy Red -

Glitchy has twitch, tiktok, instagram, and twitter

streams pokemon nuzlockes, except he occasionally cheats on them

if anyone points out how he could potentially be cheating, his smartass would find a way to dispute it since he’s so tech savvy

he posts clips of his twitch streams on insta, twitter, and tiktok, they’re pretty much just plug platforms for him

but he has an alt pokemon fan acc on insta

Strangled Red -

Steven also uses twitch, tiktok, and twitter

He streams pokemon nuzlockes as well, except he couldn’t be bothered to put in any effort of cheating so he actually got really popular for his absolute meltdowns over losing or things not going his way

I’m talking screaming so loud into the mic it pops and gets grainy, throwing chairs, the good stuff

He already had a small following because of BEN, he’s definitely the one screaming at BEN for putting his cat on the mic iykyk

plays Osu! and gets a fanbase simping for his hands and he thinks that shit's weird af but funny as hell

a simp made a Master Hand and Crazy Hand joke as reference to smash bros ultimate and he calls the fan base crazy hands because of it

Jeff the Killer -

Jeff the Killer uses twitter, 4chan, reddit, tiktok, tumblr

likes ranting, and posting opinions and shi on twitter, 4chan, and reddit but also real weird shit on twitter like just what he's done in the day uses tiktok and tumblr not to post, but just to go through JTK simp content to fuel his ego and pride

Bloody Painter -

Bloody Painter uses insta, twitter, tiktok, deviantart, tumblr, and amino

just art everywhere, the occasional opinion on current topics on twitter, on tiktok he posts timelapse paintings and art challenges

Lost Silver -

LS also has accounts everywhere for the tea and shi yk yk

Lost Silver has Reddit and 4chan but not under his name

has a single post on insta of an image of his cyndaquil or celebi that's very blurry and a caption of a smiley face :))

Ticci Toby -

Ticci Toby uses twitter, tiktok, tumblr, instagram

posts funny fever dream like videos on tiktok

Judge Angels -

Judge Angels uses tumblr, twitter, instagram, tiktok

posts angel and pastel gore aesthetic stuff

doesn't post on tiktok, just watches other people's content

Follows Helen on everything and likes every post

Sonic.exe -

Sonic.EXE uses reddit, 4chan, twitch, twitter, tiktok

tiktok posts are funny skits occasional cryptic video reddit and 4chan is like sonic fan shit or snuff videos of his victims

twitch streams sonic games and the EXE mods, definitely boasts about having numerous mods dedicated to himself

🤍 BEN DROWNED -

BEN DROWNED uses twitter, tiktok, twitch, reddit, 4chan

he's literally the kid who put his cat on the mic LMAO that's the video that got him popular on twitch he's streams LoZ, pretty much any shooter game

BEN absolutely despises Fortnite because of the fortnite kid jokes and everybody accused him of being one

almost got cancelled for saying tranny but he IS trans

Sally Williams -

Sally isn't allowed to have social media but she uses tiktok anyways and JUST tiktok

she would accidentally expose herself to the rest of the pastas by quoting a meme off of tiktok

-OUR OCS BELOW :)-

Valerie (OC) -

Val would 100% be an influencer

Val uses insta primarily, she runs an onlyfans, she also uses twitch, and TT but she rarely posts on it

Iris Meadows (OC) -

Iris uses tumblr, pinterest, and instagram for aesthetic posts, she uses tiktok just to comment on friends' posts and shi she doesn't post anything on tt herself

Iris 100% is a garden / plant and cottagecore aesthetic blog

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Everything written down is agreed by the both of us though, it is our headcanons. <3

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hyperr-nova · 2 years

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1.) No Spamming!!

2.) Again, I have a life outside of Tumblr and it may take me a bit to post for these fandoms (I will do the best I can)

3.) I allow fluff, angst, and lemon requests!! (Characters that are young will be aged up such as Sally from CP, Ben from CP, or etc)

4.) I do not allow incest.. none of that! I will have none of that!

5.) Tag me 2 days later if I have not responded

6.) THERE ARE CERTAIN CHARACTERS THAT I MAY NOT BE GOOD AT PLAYING AS!!! I may go a bit ooc so if I do then I do allow opinions of any kind to be messaged to me in the comments (not bullying please)

7.) I am also okay with rp if any of you message me to rp but be sure to let me know of things you are okay and not okay with (again, I will not message right away due to having life outside of the internet)

8.) You can repost my stories but PLEASE DO NOT STEAL MY WORK I SWEAR-

9.) Create some drama in the rp but not too much drama

10.) I do allow the LGBT+ and I am bi myself (sadly am closeted)

So.. yeah! These are my rules for requesting! I also have a Wattpad account as well for mostly rp, but I will use my Tumblr for stories and scenarios I would want to make.

"Thank you for reading these rules and have fun with your requests!!<3"

#obey me #obey me shall we date #requests open #rules for requests #mha #my hero academia #creepypasta

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lazyyogi · 8 months

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Tarot Offerings

Hi friends!

There's about another month of having extra free time for tarot readings before my schedule gets rough again. While I'll still try to offer them in the future, now through end of October will be the best time to reach out for one.

How? Please send payment through Paypal to the address [email protected]. In the section marked “Purpose,” specify if you have a specific question or wish for a general reading. PLEASE ALSO PROVIDE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS. If there is no option to specify your question, please message me here on Tumblr or send an email to ben(at)thelazyyogi.com with your tarot question.

I will respond to the email address linked to the paypal account you are using unless otherwise specified.

Each reading will include:

A picture of the tarot cards in your reading

My written interpretation of what is being conveyed by the tarot

I will answer any follow-up questions you may have via email as time permits

If there are any issues or technical difficulties, you can also send me a message on Tumblr or email me at Ben(at)thelazyyogi.com.

Prices: Single Card Reading: $8 Three Card Reading: $15 Five Card Reading: $25

If you are seeking perspective on the general vibe of the week, month, or season, then a single tarot card reading is perfectly good.

If you have a specific question or want a more elaborate understanding of your general situation, then a five card reading is probably better.

Thanks so much for your support!

Testimonials:

“As a first Tarot reading I have to say I’m very impressed! All of this confirms what I have been struggling with…I also feel very much encouraged that I will find what I am looking for”

“Everything hit really close to home, so I couldn’t stop the tears that came over me as I read. I really appreciate this. I will take your thoughts and keep them in mind as I move forward.”

“I feel like you’re my next door neighbor, and you know me very well.”

“This is extremely spot on and what I needed to hear, while painful to acknowledge. At the same time, it’s brimming with hope…”

#tarot #tarot reading #tarot cards #divination #spirituality

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writingwife-83 · 1 year

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I posted 2,294 times in 2022

345 posts created (15%)

1,949 posts reblogged (85%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@msuolo

@these-are-the-first-steps

@mizjoely

@therealbucky05

@theunsinkablemollyholmes

I tagged 2,237 of my posts in 2022

Only 2% of my posts had no tags

#reylo - 615 posts

#sherlolly - 470 posts

#star wars - 252 posts

#sherlock - 139 posts

#ben solo - 121 posts

#lol - 99 posts

#kylo ren - 93 posts

#medieval au - 62 posts

#writing things - 58 posts

#wifey answers things - 57 posts

Longest Tag: 104 characters

#that way everyone can enjoy what they like without feeling like there’s storm clouds constantly circling

My Top Posts in 2022:

There’s something wrong with people if they’re publicly spewing hate about a little girl who’s just doing her best to play one of the most iconic roles on screen. I want to be real clear that I see any such nastiness on my dash- bye! 👋🏻

And for the record I think she’s absolutely nailing it, it couldn’t be done any better than this, and Carrie Fisher would be incredibly proud.

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Just over here cackling to myself about how Leia is so consistently like, “you’re here to rescue me? Are you even qualified for this?? And this is your plan???”

431 notes - Posted May 31, 2022

Outlining my new fic and knowing most people probably won’t be interested in it, but still enjoying the concept all on my own lol

542 notes - Posted March 29, 2022

Bouncing off this post because I’ve seen a lot of people adding this thought in the reblogs.

Don’t ever be afraid to read way back in time (I’m talking many years!) through someone’s AO3 works, and leave kudos and positive comments along the way. I promise it’s not weird or creepy or any of the things people sometimes worry about! This should be your rule of thumb-

If an author chose to leave a fic on AO3, no matter how old, they want it to be read and they want to know when you’ve enjoyed it! 👌

1,228 notes - Posted September 18, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I’m know I’m not the first person to say this, but any newbies on tumblr really need to understand how different this is from a lot of other social media. Particularly tiktok.

I just saw a creator on tiktok reminding followers that it’s actually a problem when someone goes back to the earliest post and watches all the posts chronologically, liking and commenting along the way. The stupid app recognizes it as spam or something and then kinda puts a halt on their account? Literally punishing people for positive engagement?? 🥴🤦‍♀️

I’ve already heard people saying years back how they don’t want to be “creepy” and go through a persons blog, liking and reblogging tons of stuff. But think how many more people are going to be worried about it now, thinking they might do actual damage! Most people, especially younger people, are so used to the way tiktok works now. So please, do not ever worry about this on here. Just remember-

You will never do any harm if you go on a like and reblog fest through someone’s tumblr blog! The only risk you’re taking is to make the blog owner weep for joy!! 😭🤣

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Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#wow this is kinda interesting #no surprise what my biggest post was gonna be tho lol #tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review

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queen-haq · 2 years

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Hello Queen! My name is Xenia. IM 33 years old. I am writing to you from Almaty, Kazakhstan, yes, yes, this is not a joke, I really read you from here) I want to apologize in advance for the mistakes in English, because my native language is Russian and I am just learning to speak and write in English. I wanted to say that I admire your talent as a writer! I really enjoyed your fanfiction A Woman Scorned and A Woman Reborn by the Billy Russo fandom. I found you on "Archive of Our Own beta" and was blown away by the beauty of your work, it's very professional. I fell in love with Billy even more and I was pulled into the sensuality of your world. I think your works will become one of my favorites and I will re-read them many more times. I'm really looking forward to the sequel! I love your storytelling style and the atmosphere you create, the feeling of seeing the characters alive. You are great, such an easy, charming language, weightless and at the same time literate, rich in variety. Billy...God, my beloved Bill, you have him so alive, real, and most importantly canonical, Beautiful bastard) I read and as if I see it in front of me, as if I can reach out and touch it, you make it so real. I liked your work so much that if I could, I would send you a bouquet of flowers, you gave me emotions that I have not experienced for a long time, thank you for that! Separate bravo for the bed scenes, it's very erotic!

I myself write fanfiction and publish on a Russian site called "The Book of Fanfiction", which is the largest and most popular resource in the Kazakhstan. I just love The Punisher and I really hope that you continue to write for the Billy Russo fandom, your works are by far the best among English-language fanfiction. To be honest, I missed the beginning of the relationship between Billy and the reader, so I want to read about their acquaintance and the beginning of the novel in more detail. Do you have such an idea in the future? Do you plan to write a prequel to Forsaken, say in the style of the first 50 Shades of Gray book for example?

I want to ask how you feel about the fact that I tried to translate your fanfiction into Russian and publish them indicating your authorship? I can post them on my account with links to your Archive of Our Own beta profile. Ben Barnes (especially Billy Russo) has a lot of fans among Russian-speaking people and I think many would be interested in reading your work. I also have an account on the social network VKontakte and Twitter and I could advertise fanfiction on the network among Ben's fans. Unfortunately now I'm sitting with a small child and I don't have much time for writing, so the chapters will come out as soon as possible, but I was inspired and I'm determined to devote my free time to translating and advertising fanfiction. If you don't mind my proposal, then I still have questions about work and I will be happy to discuss them. I don't use Tumblr because it's not popular in Kazakhstan, I signed up here just to write to you. But if it's convenient for you, we can chat on Tumblr. It was a pleasure to meet you and I will be waiting for your reply. I kiss and hug you and wish you great inspiration! P.S my akkaunts

vk.com/id181184249

https://ficbook.net/authors/1108143

https://vk.com/public156921067

https://twitter.com/Reygram?t=mjUYAVthD4rRUuVI8wLGfQ&s=09

Hi Xenia, thank you for the sweet, kind message. I really appreciate your kind words and how you took the time to leave me such a wonderful comment. Thank you :)

At this time, I have no plans for a prequel. I love this universe but it's been over a year since I've been writing them and I don't think there's much more left to explore between them. Plus, I have other plans for a new fic :)

As for translating the fic, as long as you give me full credit and link to my A03 I'd be happy. I'm happy to have others enjoy the fic :)

Please also drop me a link once you've posted because I'd love to read the comments on my own.

#aws feedback #awr feedback

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