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killroadz · 1 year

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𝑨 𝑴𝒖𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝑶𝒇 𝑱𝒆𝒇𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔

"𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚟𝚢, 𝙸 𝚐𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢. 𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚃𝚅? 𝙰𝚖 𝙸 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔?"

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TWs: Parental Abuse, mentioned s/h

Jeff’s full name is Jeffrey Davis Woods. However he usually just calls himself ‘J’. Just J, or “Jay” whatever.

He is 20 years old, he never went to college because he killed his parents and nearly killed Liu when he was 14.

Jeff is transgender FTM. He came out as trans when he was 13, his brother was of course supportive(in his own little way) but his parents just became even more harmful towards him and neglected him even more.

J is African-American. He used to have braids, but he took them out. Now he has his hair in a curly, messy, style. His hair is black and goes down to his shoulders, he’ll tie up his hair if he wants to. Usually doesn’t though, only when he’s cleaning or smth.

He has scars pretty much all over his body. His arms and thighs are littered with scars from over the years. Then are his burns, he has burn scars and marks on his shoulders, chest, and face. Finally, is his smile he cut in his face. It mostly healed, but it’s never gonna entirely heal all the way.

Jeff is half blind, his left eye is gone because Liu once stabbed his eye with a pencil and pulled the eye out the socket. This attacked was unprovoked, little twelve year old Liu was just extremely jealous of Jeff for existing.

Be surprised, but Jeff is actually a chill person.

Leave him alone, he’ll leave you alone. He is much more interested in having a cup of sweet tea and slim jims than get into a fight with you.

Great with animals. Magnetic for animals, J is that guy who will go up to a cassowary and pet it. He laughs at the face of death.

Jeff is protective, very protective. He’ll fight a polar bear for his friends. Nothing more than a polar bear though.

He is extremely blunt, he doesn’t hate you.

At first glance, it’s really hard to tell if he has an actual personality or not. You’d think he’s just some guy. Which he is, Jeff is just some guy that kills people. He’s not interesting in the slightest. Barely speaks, never comes out his room unless he’s out on a hunt or gonna eat, barely interacts with anyone besides Liu, EJ,BEN or one of the Smile Dogs.

HE fucking LOVES musicals. His personal favorites are “Dear Evan Hanson” and “Heathers”. You’ll definitely see him humming “Sincerely, Me” at least ONCE. He’s really fucked up actually.

Years of parental neglect, believing that your own brother hates you until meeting him once again years after you tried to kill him, living inside a insane asylum for four years before (somehow) busting out, and killing everyone you saw…yeah that can fuck up a man.

Someone please wrap him up in a blanket and give him a giant fucking can of coke.

J has MAJOR trust issues, he doesn’t trust people being alone in a room with him.

He carries a weapon with him everywhere he goes, if he’s asleep he’ll have a knife under his pillow. Plus his reflexes are quick as fuck, try to sneak up on him you're getting a knife in your cheek.

He gives good hugs :)

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Yeah no we are not gonna talk about how long this took...

Also the ending is HELLA rushed, because I desperately wanted this posted and done.

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killroadz · 1 year

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I KNOW ITS MAY BUT PLEASE TRUST ME ON THIS

Hey! I’m new to this request thing but i read your intro like 3 times to make sure i don’t send it when requests aren’t open 😭. Can you do hcs for Jeff the Killer? ty for reading this :D

I'm already working on Jef the Killer headcanons, they;ll be here soon ish

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Hey! I’m new to this request thing but i read your intro like 3 times to make sure i don’t send it when requests aren’t open 😭. Can you do hcs for Jeff the Killer? ty for reading this :D

I'm already working on Jef the Killer headcanons, they;ll be here soon ish

#anon #RØADKILL posting

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killroadz · 1 year

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Homicidal liu mpreg real

DRAW LIU GIVING BIRTH

LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#RØADKILL’s reblog

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killroadz · 1 year

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𝘼 𝙎𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙢 𝙤𝙛 𝙀𝙮𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙨

"𝙄 𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙨 𝙢𝙚 𝙄, 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙥 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙨 𝙢𝙚. 𝙎𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙢𝙖𝙡 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙗𝙖𝙡, 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙚."

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Trigger Warnings: Cults. (duh) and kidnapping. Extremely small kink mention that is meant to be there as a joke ish.

Jack's full name is Evan Nicholas Jackson. He just calls himself Jack because he thinks Evan is an ugly name.

Jack is 23 years old. He went to collage and studied to be a doctor.

It uses He/It pronouns, but it wouldn't mind if you used any other pronouns.

Jack is 8'2, he hits his head on every doorframe. He used to play basketball in school so he was already tall then. Then when he became a demon, that made him when taller. He cannot fit in a normal sized bed.

He is rather athletic, he played several sports during Middle School and High School, plus he has 5 little siblings (three were boys two were girls). So he often had to run to make sure they didn't get hurt. This also makes him great with children.

However, he never wanted to be a famous football or basketball player. He wanted to be a doctor or a vet, he wanted to help people. He is extremely skilled with both animals and humans.

Jack is pretty beefy ngl. Not like, extremely muscular, but...beefy ish.

He's African American, but after becoming a demon, his skin became a dark blueish-gray color.

Jack has an equal amount of human and demon features, he isn't all animal-like. He has long serrated claws that can sheathe and unsheathe, long elf-ish ears, and a long tail that has a bit of fur on the end. That's about it. He also has canine-like teeth that can deliver a pretty damn painful bite.

Jack has black locs, they have those small golden bits in his hair.

The tar in his eyes only pours out his eyes when he's sad or angry.

Speaking of the tar in his eyes, it tastes like Coca-Cola and edible, and you can put it in your food, ask EJ for permission though.

He doesn't only eat kidneys, he'll fucking eat all your organs, and your skin until there is bone. (He has done that)

Jack is usually quiet, he sneaks around the manor and despite his size, you can almost never hear him coming.

He is curious! Jack will always get into other people's business if he can.

It runs on pretty much only human organs, mountain dew, and cat meat.

He really enjoys horror games, his favorite is any game made by Puppet Combo, his least being Poppy Playtime. It's because of Jack's overwhelming terror of dolls. (Thank Toy Story for that fear)

Despite it being tall as a motherfucker, it is flexible and can fit in small spaces such as closets, under beds, inside couches etc, and wait for its next victim.

He sleeps like, almost all the time. Hunting for humans takes up a lot of his energy so he usually comes back from his hunts very tired.

Its body temperature can willingly change. When it is cold, Jack's body becomes warm, when it's hot, Jack's body becomes cold. How does this work? Only god knows.

During Jack's entire (stable) life, he basically lived a normal life.

He had a great relationship with his family, had great grades and had friends. (God you that were you huh?)

Y'know, until he got into that weird cult.

He just thought the people in that cult were just some weirdos that obbessed over a character from a book or something, he didn't care much about it, and never thought of it ass a whole ass cult.

Until the leader of said cult kidnapped him and took him out into the middle of the woods with every other person from the cult and tore his eyes out using a dagger, and dumped tar into his eyes. (He can still see somehow)

Worst summer break ever am I right?

Surprisingly Jack wasn't that upset about it. He was like, "Oh. So that happened." He DID however get revenge and killed the cult members like...a year later.

Probablyhasabreedingkink

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Would y'all believe me if I said this took a week to do? No? Good because it isn't true.

Have a great day and stay tuned.

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killroadz · 1 year

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𝑨 𝑪𝒍𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑶𝒇 𝑯𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒅𝒂𝒍 𝑳𝒊𝒖 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑺𝒖𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔

"𝐀 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 ,𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝, 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤. 𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝, 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐈 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐞! 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞!!"

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Trigger Warnings: Mentioned Cults, implied grooming and very brief mentioned child abuse

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Liu's full name is Lucius Vicki Woods, however he heavily prefers to just be called Liu. It's shorter and easier to say.

He's 27 years old(7 years older than Jeff) and he managed to graduate College before he started serial killing.

Liu uses He/Him pronouns. However he doesn’t care what pronouns you give him. If you were to use She/her pronouns for him, he won’t correct you, cuz he low key does not care.

Liu is 6'4 and really likes teasing anybody and everybody shorter than him.

He's kinda skinny. Like, he isn't unhealthy skinny or nothing, just...Skinny ish. He’s fine. He eats.

His hair is not brown, it’s actually a really dark shade of red, he never brushes it either. He’s dirty and he stinks. He takes one shower every few weeks.

Liu’s White-Asian, however he takes more after his dad (a privileged white man) than his mother (An Asian woman who Liu quite disliked) he got his height from his mother though.

Many people say Liu acts like his father, and he curses out anyone who dares compare to that bastard.

Liu tries to act like he cares about people, he’ll give you presents, love, his credit card and he’ll still won’t give a fuck about you. He only really cares about Jeff and Sully. Those are his little brothers and he’ll get crucified for them.

Speaking of crucified…that actually almost happened to Liu when he was around twelve. What he thought were adult aged people who cared about him were only cult members who wanted Liu to be their sacrifice.

He got away though, but those same cult members found EJ a couple years later.

Throughout Liu’s teenage years he often hung around the wrong group of people. People who told him that they cared about and loved him, people who used Liu to get what they wanted and forget about him for a month, only contacting him when they need him. (It was nothing sexual)

Liu also was extremely distant to his younger brother, so distant that the two brothers kinda hated each other. (Until Liu’s aunt forced Liu to use his first paycheck to buy ten-year-old Jeff chicken nuggets and a day in the park)

During Liu’s life his parents expected a lot from him, he was so busy trying to please his parents with good grades that he never noticed the abuse his parents put Jeff through. He suspected it but the thought of that never stuck around for along.

Current Liu feels like a piece of shit for not helping his brother when he was having a hard time, and he’ll help Jeff even when he doesn’t want his help.

He’s clingy and he knows too much about people. He knows everyone’s schedule, routine and etc. He knows your phone password, credit card number and IP address.

Protect your wives, husbands and spouses. Liu’s coming for all of them.

S U L L Y

Sully’s full name is Sully Harper Lauren’s. His name is not Sullivan, it’s just Sully.

Sully is seven years old, however he acts much older than his age. Sully uses He/Him pronouns. If you were to ask him what his pronouns were he’d tilt his head and shrug. He doesn’t know the answer to that question either.

He’s african american but his skin is very cold and uncomfortable to touch. He just needs lotion and a bath dw.

He has really fucking long purplish-black hair, if he is slouching, his hair will drag on the ground, which makes it really fucking dirty, similar to Liu, he never brushes it. Some of his hair covers the right part of his entire face. Sully literally cannot cut his hair, it grows back within several seconds, the only thing he can do it just tie it up.

Like said before, Sully does not act his age at all.

He acts more like adult-humored high schoolers that you’d see bullying a kid on the side of the road.

Sully is spiteful, arrogant, cruel and hard-headed. He’s a naturally very angry person, and hates everyone that tries to get close to him. Dispite that, Sully is actually pretty shy.

He prefers to be alone most the time, and when you are disrupting his alone time (which is all the time) he will curse and scream at you.

Leave Sully alone, that’s basically the only way to become his friend. Just leave him the fuck alone.

Even though Sully doesn’t act his age, he’s still a child. He watches kid shows that’ll easily keep him entertained and oh my god please push him on the swings and say “Woooosh” while doing it.

He really enjoys things like Transformers and Warrior Cats.

Compares every orange cat to Firestar. Every brown tabby cat is Tigerclaw, every fluffy white cat is Cloudtail. Oh? A brown tabby cat who hangs around plants a lot? Yeah that’s Leafpool. A very mean Calico cat? Mapleshade.

Has read every Warrior Cats book. Definitely Sparkpelt’s biggest fan. /j

Oh, by the way. Sully isn’t an alter or anything related with DID. He’s a vengeful ghost child who used to work for Zalgo. He can willingly possess Liu’s body when he pleases and he does most his murdering with Liu. Because Sully’s seven year old body cannot hold a knife. He can pick up things 60x his weight, he just cannot hold a knife with his own body for some reason.

He’s like- a really sad person and he expects too much of himself.

Don’t touch his bare skin!!! He’ll have a panic attack and start attacking you!

Poor baby just needs a hug, a blanket and a brother who actually likes him and cares about him.

Brotherly issues am I right?

On a wholesome note, he has a stuffed crocodile toy that he calls Snoodle. Plus a Iguana named Godzilla

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All right I’m done now. This really shouldn’t have take 2 months to finish. But whatever. Stay tuned for some more headcanons to come!

Have a great day

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killroadz · 1 year

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"𝘐 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘤 ,𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘕𝘰 𝘴𝘺𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 ,𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳!"

last time updated: 3/12/2023

Introduction

On this blog my name is Roadkill

My pronouns are He/They/It. (Idc what pronouns you use for me just don't use She/Her pronouns)

I am 15years old so I am a minor. So that should already answer your question if I do NSFW requests.

I am naturally friendly, (don't let my shit attitude fool ya) so don't be afraid to send me a request or sum.

I am often forgetful and I procrastinate a lot so if you end up sending me a request, don't expect me to get to it asap, cuz I won't. I have a life (surprisingly)

I don't usually proofread, so if I misspell smth on my posts or whatever, PLEASE, for the sake of my existence don't be afraid to correct me.

My schedule of updates is really rough so expect a update once or twice a month.

I'm so sorry I don't update much, I have a lot of writers block.

My old Creepypasta blog was @r0tt3nlungs (L bozo fucking died)

Creepypastas I Usually Write For

Jeff the Killer

Jane the Killer

Homicidal Liu/Sully

Eyeless Jack

Toby Rogers

Nina the Killer

Sally Williams

Ben Drowned

Clockwork

Kagekao

Bloody Painter

Lulu

Slenderman

Zalgo

Smile Dogs

Grinny Cat

Seedeater

Laughing Jack

Puppeteer

X-Virus

(PS: Masky and Hoodie are in my Crp AU, but I won't write for them cuz I don't want to)

Characters I Will Not Under Any Circumstances Write For (unless you're paying me)

Offenderman: literal fucking r*pist

Splendorman or any of the Happypastas: general dislike.

Judge Angels: general dislike.

Julius the Dressmaker

Masky/Tim

Hoodie/Brian

Any Marble Hornets character

Any EverymanHYBRID character

thats abt it tbh.

Rules and DNI

DNI: Proshippers/Anti-Anti (or if you're neutral on the subject), MAPS(or supporters), TERFS, Harry Potter fans, South Park fans, NSFW accounts/Minor DNI accounts, Snuffbomb supporters, Offenderman stans, Racists

General Rules

For the love of fucking god, do not like my shit without a reblog. It geuninely pisses me off to 0 end, and you will be blocked. (I don't mind spam liking/reblogging, its just when you like and leave with 0 reblog that pisses me off)

Do not ask me for NSFW requests, the closest I'll ever get to NSFW is a minor sex joke.

If you're younger than 13 fucking go away. (Why tf are you even on Tumblr.)

I do not do Creepypasta x S/O shit, there is already an annoying amount of those.

if ur gonna send a request please make it somewhat specific, if you don't specify what kind of headcanons you want im going to give you general headcanons.

(that's about it ig)

I hope you enjoy the bullshit that comes on my blog and have a safe 2023

#Mini Creepypasta Headcanon #RØADKILL’s reblog #Offtopic talking. Sowee #RØADKILL’s headcanons xoxo #RØADKILL posting

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