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#barbatos supremacy
cooler-ian · 2 months
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The fact that in Obey Me the food always has some sort of "demonic twist" to the name (Hellfire Mushrooms, ext ext) but Pickles are just normal ass pickles is so funny to like,
either pickles originated in the Devildom OR some bastard brought them over from the human world and they just spread like an infection
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luxthestrange · 2 years
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Incorrect quotes #472 Malewife Barb
Mc: Barbie, here me out, okay?... The Kids(Luke and LilD's...Diavolo too for Barbs) are at school...Hear me out Barb: Hmmm?*Smiles at their spouse as their head pops from under the counter kitchen* Mc: A 3-hour makeout session...*Gremlin grin* Barb:… Mc: Wait, I haven’t gotten to the best part! Plus, inappropriate vertical "Devil's Tango" on the counter Barb*sighs and undoes his apron knot* Mc: …or not…*Pouts sadly* Barb: I never said no, My dear~* cracks his tail on the counter like a whip*
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You guys can thank @generalofchaosandsimpery for this!
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gh0stcakez · 1 year
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Obey me sketches
Some messy sketches of some obey me characters with a few hcs
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bumblingblog-1 · 2 years
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When I think of if, the realization that Barbatos is the strongest individual in all three realms combined is a scary yet intriguing thought.
The three realms should consider themselves lucky that Barbatos is as cool, collected and conscientious as he is. He could crush the entire universe with his pinky finger if he wants to.
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sockie2sock · 2 years
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When I said "Venti is my favorite Archon" I meant the drunk bard on the floor with Diluc kicking him out.
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When my mom saw the WIP, she thought he was a girl.
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idioticberry · 2 years
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Venti: I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass.
Zhongli, simply having dinner: Excuse me?
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friend-of-wizards · 2 years
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I am so right
there WILL be more
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cosmicstarlatte · 1 year
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pt.13
[Dinner at the castle]
Diavolo: Thank you everyone for coming!
Lucifer: Thank you for having us
Diavolo: Barbatos has prepared a special meal for us
Lucifer (coughs): Ahem, yes, well, thank you Barbatos and sorry about yesterday
Barbatos: No need to worry, we bury the hatchet tonight yes?
Barbatos (placing a plate in front of MC): I added extra of your favorite
MC: Thanks Barb!
Beel: (squints at his plate & MCs)
Barbatos: Is something the matter?
Beel: ...No.
Beel: Excuse me I have to use the restroom first.
Barbatos: (squints)
Lucifer: Excuse him, he must clearly not be feeling well...Please don't mind him Lord Diavolo.
Diavolo: Yes well, let's eat before the food gets cold!
[Everyone takes a bite and start choking and gasping for air except MC]
Barbatos: I may have had help from Solomon for tonight's dinner!
Barbatos: I do believe we are even now!
MC: REALLY BARB!?
[Everyone crying and begging for help before losing consciousness]
Beel (popping out): I KNEW IT!
MC: AND YOU LET THIS HAPPEN!?
Beel (petting a Cat-Satan plushie): I wanted to be the last one standing
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devildom-doll · 1 year
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he can see the past and the future, y’know
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ventisslut · 2 years
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Cw: breasts, nipple play, lactation venti being obsessed with your chest
Venti is 100% a boobs man. He's the fucker who'll come up behind you to put his cold hands under your shirt to squeeze your breasts. Big or small, he doesn't care, he loves 'em all. he'll hold and play with your titties anytime and that's a threat. More utc
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He loooveees how soft and jiggly they are, sometimes giving them little pats to see them jiggle while giggling childishly about it. He knows how sensitive your nipples are, and it's a curse, he'll sometimes quickly brush over them "accidentally" when you're out together, just to see you squirm and get all shy. He'll sometimes even blow colder winds to your direction to see your nipples harden and perk up under your shirt.
You can't tell me Venti's fingers don't have calluses, and he definitely uses that to his advantage, teasing your nipples by rubbing his finger tips on them, he loves it when you jump a little at the sudden stimulation. Sometimes even pinching your buds a little indelicately to make you behave, if you disobey him or piss him off, making you cry out..
Don't even forget about him sucking on your breasts, he'll suck on them like he wants something to come out. Hopefully maybe someday you'll leak milk from your cute breasts for him to drink up until you're crying from overstimulation <3 he might even prefer your sweet milk over dandelion wine, pinning you down on your shared bed, exposing your chest to him, you'll be a good girl and let him drink your milk right? Don't want it to go to waste now be still, it's leaking enough already.. he might even quit going to the tavern, instead opting to get drunk on your milk and your cute cries until morning and until you have nothing left to give him <3
Since you have no milk at the moment, he might as well just pour wine on your breasts and drink that off of you until he does manage to make you lactate. Taking you to the back of the tavern upstairs, ripping your shirt open, he'll pour the cold alcohol on your sensitive bosom as you whine his name as quietly as you can manage while he runs his tongue all over them, digging his fingers into your soft flesh.
You'll probably have his hand prints on your breasts (or on most parts of your body) throught your relationship with him.
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cooler-ian · 7 months
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Dom Mc is underappreciated, Its like ppl forgot that these demons are supposed to be obeying us.
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tokyomiu · 1 year
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Gonna draw them please reply what they shall do
The adventures of the homos
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barbatos-muse · 2 years
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Come slither my way snakey yokai demon man! 😏💜
!!!💜💜💜💜BARB SUPREMACY���💜💜💜!!!
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bumblingblog-1 · 2 years
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Barbatos’ song “Crazy About You” is the perfect darkhorse song for a darkhorse character.
Good for him! It’s a whole ass vibe too!
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the-angst-trio · 2 years
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How did the harem react to mammon's addiction to spicy food
Solomon: *forces some poor soul to cook spicy food*
Meph: *hires a 5 star chef*
Barbatos and Diavolo: *aggressivly cooking*
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idioticberry · 2 years
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Barbara: Jesus saves
Venti: Passes to Moses, SCOOOOORE!
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