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crim50n-r8er-reblogs · 4 months
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So uh anyone remember those metal boxes of cookies we always know as kids but find out they’re just a container for sewing kits?
Well I just found one with actual cookies in it. AND IT HASN’T EVEN HAD ITS SEAL OPENED!
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hawkayeayecaptain · 5 months
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what is it called when you give internet friends a nickname to protect your identity and not give out your actual name, but then the nickname is used more than your actual name and now you got a letter in the mail saying your name change was approved and the nickname is your legal name from now on? asking for a friend
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swapadoodle · 23 days
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Drew my gf and I as soul eater meister/weapon duo lol
@whatisitguys
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missclaresmagic · 4 months
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Having a January birthday is the worst. A snow storm and -0 degree weather doesn’t make people want to go out to celebrate. On top of that I have a friend and and aunt within the same couple weeks so I’m always lumped into a group birthday. Guess I’ll just hang up streamers and eat my mini cake by myself again 🎉
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urpessimist · 2 years
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The lyrics:
"I've been big and small,
and big and small,
and big and small again,
and still no body wants me,
still nobody wants me"
literally speaks to me, i relate to the whole song (nobody-mitski)
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mizantroplimist · 2 years
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Cutie 😍🤩
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coffeehyp · 2 years
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7 pounds away from losing 60 pounds altogether 🤞🎉🍾
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crimsn1te · 2 years
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Y’all get ready for art fightttt
Here’s my oc based on the omnisexual flaggg
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poison-bimbo · 2 years
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The most common toxic trait amongst humans.  Is CSOOS, Continuously Shitting On Others Syndrome.
An unqualified doctor 
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orchidbreezefc · 7 months
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i made a variant of [link: two cakes] to illustrate a related principle
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mikayesha · 2 months
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I like to think i'm funny:,)
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hawkayeayecaptain · 1 month
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me: I'm pretty low maintenance
also me: for me to have even a decent night of sleep, i need a room to myself, preferably my own bed that is 120 cm wide, my 5 specific pillows, a weighted blanket, absolute silence, complete darkness (= black out curtains), sometimes even a sleeping mask on top of that and also maybe ear plugs (but i have small ears so the plugs have to be really specific too) oh and melatonin
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pitrsattabhaadmeinjao · 2 months
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annabeth chase i hate that people forget you’re funny as fuck
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peliculadiverss · 6 months
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🌽Harvest Day🌽
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californiatowhee · 2 months
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old fashioneds and tipsy daydreaming
bonus: the subsequent drunk texting
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extra bonus, if you made it this far: what happens next, in fic form (spoiler: Phoenix and Miles kiss)
Behavioral Phenomenon | Phoenix/Edgeworth | 2.5k
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joyfulness03 · 1 year
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You ever think about how Farigiraf is the same height as Arceus?
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