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teruel-a-witch · 6 months
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If Steve didn't want his co-workers to assume he was taking a vacation to 'reconnect' with his partner perhaps he shouldn't have looked at Danny like that and touched him in a way that indicated that this decision to take days off is directly related to him. Subtlety, thy name is not McDanno.
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nadunacreates · 1 year
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new Wednesday headcanon unlocked: she's a total troll and probably has a secret cell phone & twitter account squirreled away somewhere. 
How else would you explain that the same Wednesday who “refuses to be a slave to technology” and “doesn't have a phone” also knows, within hours of meeting, about the bad punctuation and grammar of Enid’s vlog, other than having watched it herself? Also, she says that Enid’s followers are “clearly imbeciles” who respond to Enid’s stories with “insipid little pictures” — which you would only find out about by stalking the comments. 
And how else could Wednesday look at Enid and immediately have “the following emojis come to mind: rope, shovel, hole”? Wednesday has to know that these are options in the emoji-catalog, which even I wouldn't have been able to tell you off the top of my head. 
TLDR: Wednesday's got us all fooled. Prove me wrong :D
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Bonus: “if you're going to gossip about me, at least spell my name correctly.” Are these professional gossiping-standards you want to uphold there, Wednesday? Hm?
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ghostdata · 2 years
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ignify-caligo · 1 year
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Price: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Ghost: You left me, Soap, Gaz and Roach in a Tesco parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Price: I did that on purpose, try again.
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quackkaz · 7 months
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Janus to Thomas : Today's debate: should you be allowed to murder?
Patton : Well, no, obviously not, because erm, people die.
Remus : You should, because it gives you that tingly feeling. :3
Janus : Well, two excellent points there.
BONUS!!
Thomas : WHAT DO YOU MEAN, EXCELLENT POINTS???
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yallemagne · 7 months
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Mina: *leans back in her chair, just taking a moment to process Jack's diary* "Phew. Wow. That was a lot."
Jack: *turns to look at her* "OH GOD THE FRAGILE WOMAN!! SHE'S DYING FROM ALL THE HORROR!! QUICK GET HER BRANDY!!!"
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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year
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Peter: I discovered the best power move
Tony: Oh yeah? What is it?
Peter: just look someone in the eyes and tell them "I talked to my therapist about you" then never elaborate
Tony: that's pretty good actually
Peter: I know right! You have to wait for the perfect timing though, you don't want it to seem like you want them to know that, you know?
Tony: Oh yeah, I completely agree.
Tony: *3 minutes later* HEY STEVE! GUESS WHAT! I TALKED TO MY THERAPIST ABOUT YOU!
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aboveweirdest · 15 days
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For real tho once i finish trimax i DESPERATELY need someone to scream about it with. Cause my current trigun friends have either only watched stampede or the 98 anime. I will absolutely go insane if i have no one to cry with me over this hellscape of a manga that i love so much
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Bucky: This is about to get tricky. Don’t worry; I’ve still got a few knives up my sleeves.
Sam: You mean cards?
Steve: He does not.
Bucky, pulling out so many knives: I do not.
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teruel-a-witch · 1 year
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steve: this is my partner, detective danny williams, now, does that mean i have a boyfriend who happens to be a detective or we are cops or maybe, perhaps, both? yes.
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today in steve's lessons™: when introducing your boyfriend partner to an old friend of your father's it's important to stroke his shoulder and back and then hold him closer in case a hawk swoops in and steals him, while you look away, i guess?
bonus you ain't fooling no one:
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 10 months
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Sun: *picks up Monty*
Monty: WHY!?
Sun: Therapy isn’t working, I need to use you like a fucking weight.
Monty: Alright, have your fun.
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mayfriend · 11 months
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incorrect avatar quotes (6/?)
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brickwall1yrics · 1 month
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Be Your Boy - Medium Build
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ventiswampwater · 4 months
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going insane. where's that one post. it's a picture of a (japanese? maybe?) liquor bottle w/a graph of the drinking experience that goes from eh to tastes like strawberry soda (or juice??) to I need him bouncing and moaning on it. to like. fugue state. or smthn
I cannot. find It. but I know. it exists
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quackkaz · 8 months
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Patton, barging through the door : SIX MONTHS!
Logan : What is he talking about? Roman, awkwardly : Uh... Probably nothing..
Patton : FOR SIX MONTHS, YOU LET ME WATER A PLASTIC PLANT!
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earlywintermourning · 2 years
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the thing that gets me about everything everywhere all at once is that it’s about kindness. like, it’s so easy to say that love conquers all, and yes, eeaao is about evelyn’s love for her family and life, BUT! she doesn’t win with love, she wins with kindness. those people on the staircase? she doesn’t really know them, and yes, she could love them, but that’s not the point; the point is that even though she doesn’t know them that well, she shows them kindness and gentleness and that is what lets her win. and thats what makes the message so impactful.
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