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gaylittleguys · 8 months

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#it’s the same both ways also #but with big doggy lover instead #doodles #MGS #Otasune #trust me bro #I’m normal #I’m soooooooo regular about them rn

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vee-lo0 · 6 months

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This happened at Marineford

#one piece #one piece fanart #op doflamingo #crocodile op #dofuwani #trust me bro

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im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime · 6 months

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quick anyone who sees this, where do you live and on a scale of 1 to 10 how strong is the lock on your door

#wizard #wizardblr #wizardposting #I’m not trying to rob you #Trust me bro #also anyone with a credit card read out the full number plus the 3 wacky digits on the back

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barib-yariel · 5 months

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western activists since october 7th: it is so important to educate yourself 😔 here is a tiktok about what's going on and a link to a vox article I never read

#trust me bro #i'm an expert #israel #palestine #ישראבלר

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starofhisheart · 1 year

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Jim stop looking at Spock's lips challenge

Challenge failed

#some of these aren't as clear #but he's looking at spock's lips!!#trust me bro #star trek #star trek tos #star trek the original series #spirk #spock #jim kirk #james t kirk #k/s #space husbands #if not gay then why look at friends lips like that ?

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spacebubblehomebase · 11 days

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Not art this time but...

Headcanon: Lucifer visits Earth every decade or so as a part of his job as the ruler of Hell. He does it to learn about new sins as "subtly" as he could.

Lucifer: What is ray-sings-sims? Raising-sims? Raisins? Rain-Race-sin? R-Racisms? YES! That! Is it the one where people hate on the opposite sex for absolutely no reason even though humans were all made of the same cosmic dust?

Black woman: (Looking amused at the most stereotypical rich white guy she's ever met asking about sexism and racism.)

Lucifer: Yeah. This cocaine thing is doing nothing for me. I don't really get it, but this is a sin too. So marking that off the list! Thanks for letting me have a go at this, uh, Mr. Dealer? That's your last name, right? Oh man. I'm really bad at remembering names, but have this as a token of my appreciation. (Gives him a thousand dollars which is basically worth even more at the time.)

Drug dealer: (Gobsmacked the guy was still able to keep walking after practically inhaling every drug in existence back then.)

Lucifer: So this, um, cult thing? How did it get assigned to our department again? It sounds just like what Heaven does to me. Huh. Ah well. I guess I'll just roll with it like everyone else here. (Shrugs.) Yay, cult! Sooo do I get to keep the robe? It's kinda comfy- Aw wait there's murder? One died a-and another... Oh... OH... Ooooh boy. Oof. Yikes... So this means I can DEFINITELY keep the robe, right?

Lucifer: Ah yes. Burning the witch. Time to list down all the sorry souls who threw their life into the flame by believing in the occult arts. (Lists down everyone in the crowd who burned said "witch.") And as for Ms. Agnes The Witch here... Hmm. Well, that's for Heaven to worry about! Toodles~! Or, uh, Tickety-Boo!

(Needless to say, dear Luci has been an accidental charmer back on Earth. ^v^ Specially to sinners and people who were just unjustly treated during those times. He just had to see what every sin was for himself and try them out from time to time, but he didn't know he's been perceived as acting with the manners and traditions he gathered from the LAST decade he was on Earth so to everyone who's long gone pass those times, he comes off as a polite old-school rich white man. Naive yet surprisingly non-judgemental.)

-Bubbly💙

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cafe-smut · 18 days

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When Azul really starts letting his guard down a bit around Yuu (and/or others) even just a little, I bet the biggest freaking need will come out asking about human biology that isn't really talked about in books.

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Azul: do you mean to tell me that you also have hair everywhere? I would have assumed that was merely a beastman phenomenon.

(F) Yuu: yup, most girls get rid of their hair from places they don't want it to grow, like their legs and armpits. Some of us shave the fine fuzz on our faces too.

Azul: you have hair on your face? I hadn't noticed.

Yuu: I have hair basically everywhere. Men and women all do.

Azul: . . . Do you truly mean- everywhere?

Yuu: yup.

Azul, blushing: you- mean even-?

Yuu, trying not to laugh: yup. Guys and girls have hair there too. I dunno about guys, but for girls it's a layer of protection for you know what.

Azul, blushing, but confused: I do not see why it would help-

Yuu: it's not like head hair, it's coarse and curly.

Azul: and is that too, the um. The same? For men?

Yuu: yup.

Azul, shaking his head: I would never be able to stand such a thing.

Yuu: you're gonna lose your shit when you find out that aside from like, the main places, hair like that only grows during puberty for the first time.

Azul: YOU MEAN YOU ARENT BORN WITH THIS HORRIBLENESS?!

Yuu: *laughing her ass off*

#twisted wonderland #twst yuu #twst azul #twst headcanons #trust me bro #this is megs cannon #the tweels are mildly horrified when told this information later #they are thinking much qorse than the reality #lol

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eelzeal · 1 year

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"Xenk is the always busy PC" this "Xenk is the exposition NPC" that. You're all wrong. Xenk is the hot and powerful NPC the DM makes to entice and be cherished by the party that keeps popping back up in the game whenever a tiny bit of railroading or "what a coincidence!" Needs to happen. The greatest tool a DM can have.

#my source is that im mainly a DM #trust me bro #and if the bard gets caught in the crossfire. thats expected damage #dnd #dungeons & dragons #dnd honor among thieves #honor among thieves

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sherbetyy · 6 days

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guys guys becky sloan jus emailed me saying dhmis season 2 will be a 2 hour make out session between tony and colin

#trust me bro #dhmis #☎️

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sad-emo-dip-dye · 7 months

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Anyways the reason aku has a new outfit is cause sskk had insane reunion sex in one of the airport bathrooms and atsushi literally ripped his clothes off

#trust me bro #I know it happened #bsd #bungo stray dogs #sskk #shin soukoku #bsd atsushi #bsd akutagawa

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scary-spaghetti-enjoyer · 2 months

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He is slowly taking over my backpack

#I’m the worlds most sane Frost enjoyer #Trust me bro #once upon a witchlight #ouaw #legends of avantris #LoA #Morning Frost

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half-oz-eddie · 3 months

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Steve always lets Billy lie down first because he loves to watch his booty do that little jiggle when he flops down on the bed.

#trust me bro #harringrove #billy hargrove #steve harrington

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teaableu · 9 months

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The sillies!

#samurai rabbit: the usagi chronicles #yuichi usagi #srtuc chizu #srtuc kitsune #srtuc Gen #I will not apologize for my overattachment to the found family trope #if you have seen s2 ep 1 you will know what I am talking about w the bottom left image #I can confirm I am youngest child #plus the whole thing w hana they r siblings ur honor #trust me bro #teaadoodles

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callmegaith · 3 months

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"I don't know, and you don't know And we both know it's hard to begin, to begin again yeah, I don't know, and you don't know and we both know we'll never win"

Jackalope feels from this song

POV: it's your birthday

happy birthday : )))

#Dale vandermeer #David Eilander #Mr Rabbit #he's nice dont worry #trust me bro #let him in #OPEN THE DOOR DALE #ITS COLD AND SNOWY OUTSIDE DALE #OPEN THE DOOR!!!#ship: Jackalope

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bootleg-cal-weathers · 1 year

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some hc i shared with tiktok that i wanna share here <3

#no i will not explain the thought process of some of these #and yes there all canon #trust me bro #pixar cars #cal weathers #cars fandom #cars #cars 3 #cars 3 (2017)#dinoco #strip weathers #bootleg cal weathers #lightning mcqueen #cruz ramirez #tow mater #tex dinoco #lynda weathers #chick hicks #doc hudson

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lokalblackie · 2 months

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"-In other news, Gothamites rummage to pack their bags because a sudden wave of death has spread through the nocturnal streets of the more crime ridden parts of Gotham. The spontanious deaths of three of Gotham's supervillains has put citizens in a panic. Is this the rise of a new crime lord or... something worse?"

News reporters everywhere scrambled to get a few good words in before this story gets swept under the rug. Before exaggerated headlines like; "NEW GOTHAM CRIME LORD HAS PEOPLE ESCAPING TO CALIFORNIA OF ALL PLACES?!" are forgotten in the matrix. Before this story isn't relevant anymore.

Podcasters and commentary media outlets are getting their few good theories in too. Saying things like; "Y'all, the government is messing with us. Scarecrow ain't dead. It's probably the same fake terrorist attacks Hitler implemented to get the German's under his rule. Don't fall for this trap y'all."

And homeless druggies are getting a few couple bucks out this story too. Charging journalists a big buck for false news. The street scammers are jumping for joy right now. "I was there! I saw it happen! It was one of them Russians. The Soviets are comin' for us."

Bruce was amused. Everywhere he went, this shit was smeared. Popping up in his face as if he hadn't seen the other hundred different pop-ups of this story yet. He thought what any other reasonable citizen thought. "This shit's gonna disappear in a week. Trust me bro"

...

Its been a week.

People are still on this?! Maybe it is serious... Should he take a look into this? Nah it's fine. Give it another week or so. It'll blow away like all other "viral" stories...

...Right?

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