Dazai: Why does every woman I ever date end up breaking up with me :(

Atsushi: Sometimes a man hurts every woman who enters his life because his true soulmate is a man, Dazai san.

Dazai: What

Atsushi: What

Anyways the reason aku has a new outfit is cause sskk had insane reunion sex in one of the airport bathrooms and atsushi literally ripped his clothes off

remus: how do you like your steak?

sirius: the same way i like my sex!

remus: very rare then?

*Venetia, playing the piano*

*Felix, twerking to the rhythm*

Consider the following: Jonathan high as hell crying to Argyle about how much he misses Nancy

can anyone tell me what episode Buck wears that red hoodie tucked into his pants because I've been going through epísodes for the past half hour and i cant find it and I'm going crazy over here.

anyone else feel like boueibu having a popular fandom in 2015 was a fever dream

guy who just typed 'breed circa survive' into google like yeah that'll work

zacharious brown can pretend daniel ain't shit all he wants but i'll never forget how zarizzard opened his mouth for daniel to pour champagne into from his boot

are you not embarrazzed zarnelious? is this not embarrazzing?

Me remembering vividly an episode of King of the Hill where Dale tells Hank that he knows about John Redcorn being Joseph’s dad, but not being mad about it because he wins at the end of the day since he will be the one Joseph grows up calling dad and loving and John Redcorn not being a part of any of that, but finding no evidence of this happening on Google and trying to prove to my friends that it happened but not being able to find anything

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

if we get some kind of reunion between these two in btsv i’ll bawl my eyes out

hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse + text posts

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen