don't worry about it

What In The Hell

Woke up this morning with a bone

I had approximately 739 and 1/2 in my collection and this is NOT one of mine, believe me, I know. Whose bone is this.

but I don't wanna...

went to the wizards' convention and everyone there trembled in visceral fear and pulled out their wands when i mentioned your name

oh I just stored it there. Don't worry about whose bone it is

What In The Hell

Woke up this morning with a bone

I had approximately 739 and 1/2 in my collection and this is NOT one of mine, believe me, I know. Whose bone is this.

multiple times. I'm to lazy to put a fire retardant on everything

went to the wizards' convention and everyone there trembled in visceral fear and pulled out their wands when i mentioned your name

oh no my library. I just figured you were the one to burn it. But I stole all the interesting books from that before it burned down

went to the wizards' convention and everyone there trembled in visceral fear and pulled out their wands when i mentioned your name

I have perfect memory and read all of those books. I could rewrite the entire library in an hour and I have on multiple occasions.

went to the wizards' convention and everyone there trembled in visceral fear and pulled out their wands when i mentioned your name

I have 8 types of immortality none of which are undead in nature. Including being a minor diety (in fact you're the one who made me one)

went to the wizards' convention and everyone there trembled in visceral fear and pulled out their wands when i mentioned your name

Yeah but you don't know all of them. And I know a decent wizard keeps track who do you think has all the records of those magics existence?

went to the wizards' convention and everyone there trembled in visceral fear and pulled out their wands when i mentioned your name

nah he just uses demon magic and the power of someone who would be on a sex offender registry irl to keep the chainsaw running

Chainsaw Man isn’t very believable. Not because of the devils or whatever, but I used a chainsaw for a hour yesterday and the chain popped off twice and Dennis can go 3 days straight without so much as needing to top off his chain oil

do you know how many spells have been forgotten in the last 1000 years alone? I highly doubt you know every single forgotten spell since you started your lichdom. So telling me won't tell me your spell list. Because there's just too many spells to guess

went to the wizards' convention and everyone there trembled in visceral fear and pulled out their wands when i mentioned your name

it can but it doesn't mean it does

went to the wizards' convention and everyone there trembled in visceral fear and pulled out their wands when i mentioned your name

tf am I going to use how old you are against you? I'm not a chronomancer

went to the wizards' convention and everyone there trembled in visceral fear and pulled out their wands when i mentioned your name

sorry I already have 2 lawyers I don't need another one

*boop*

I'm not planning on dying anytime soon but I'm also not a lich so I don't think I count for this discussion. How long have you been around anyway?

went to the wizards' convention and everyone there trembled in visceral fear and pulled out their wands when i mentioned your name

Americans will just deep fry everything these days

i have been working on my america magic lately i think its really underrated yes it a bit weird and controversial but the last person that insulted me for using it ended up as deep fried soul mass with a side of frys so cant say its without benefits

@the-gnomish-bastard

do you have anything to say to this?

went to the wizards' convention and everyone there trembled in visceral fear and pulled out their wands when i mentioned your name

the rules that don't work 50% of the time thing was about English in general. Not phonics. Most phonic rules are always true and people just overcomplicate the others

learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day