have you ever known someone so used to your crap that they don't even bat an eye when you walk into a room an loudly exclaim
"Everything in here could kill you, but I can do it most effectively"
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Going to break into your house with pots and pans and yell at you until you reframe your thinking of productivity to include more than just schoolwork or a salary or chores and the like.
Did you do a thing? Was there a positive result for you or someone else?
Congratulations, you did a Productivity!!!
You aren’t ALWAYS going to be able to have the energy to do what we consider traditionally productive. You won’t always have the motivation.
Yeah, maybe you could have spent two hours studying for that test instead of 15 minutes. Maybe you could have cleaned the kitchen instead of the dishes. And? That’s still something!
Productivity is doing things!! Did you eat food and drink water? You did something that helped your body work! Doodled in class? You made art! Even just posting theories and memes on tumblr dot com is a thing! You thought out the post, figured out how to organize it (even if you don’t realize you did that) and you made it! And now other people can see and you DID something and you should be proud!!!
Be proud of yourself or I am going to show up outside your window tonight and scream positive affirmations louder than a cat who has just discovered her food bowl is empty.
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there's a few things i'd like to go and fix on this, but that takes time and who has that?
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Surprised to See Me?
I like to think that Jason sees Talia and Damian as ohana. But at the same time, Talia's like one of those Asian moms. So, Jason's also mildly intimidated by Talia.
Talia: Ya qalby! I'm so glad to see you! :D
Jason: *Violent flashbacks to the Talia's missile-aiming sandals*
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Billy: Stop being a fucking pussy and lift it!
Eddie: I can’t! It’s too heavy, man!
Billy: *stomping towards Steve and lifting him up easily while Steve was washing the dishes*
Steve: Billy, what—
Billy: You wanna be able to hold him like this? Right?Then lift the fucking barbell, bitch!
Eddie: Shit, OKAY! *bench presses 50lbs*
Billy: YES!!
Steve: *still carried around by Billy*
Steve: I hate you guys
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Light comes up with a brilliant plan to avoid their "bad ending" during the rain scene (inspired by/stolen from the Steven Universe episode "Fusion Cuisine": scene link). Light's final quote is also from "Giant Woman~".
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Wei Qian is the cactus
Wei qian is not a fluffy person. He has a spiky exterior shaped by hardships. He has lived without anyone to care for him.
Xiao bao opens the door for Wei zhiyuan, for yuan to walk into Wei qian's life. Xiao bao gifts yuan the cactus.
With Yuan gone, wei qian does not take care of himself. The cactus withers.
Wei qian slowly adjusts his mindset. He takes care of the cactus; he takes care of himself (lollipop to replace cigarette)
By the time yuan comes back, the cactus is thriving again. It does, in fact, need care and love. Wei qian knows it, and so does yuan.
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i genuinely do love everyone’s commitment to ianthe’s high-waisted leather pants but i feel like the batshit outfits she was assembling out of valancy’s wardrobe in htn also deserve acknowledgement
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