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remus: but i’m sure he was just being friendly!
lily: 😐
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Y/n running into the living room where everyone is at: NATASHA SAID SHE IS IN LOVE WITH ME!!!
Natasha:I did not.
Y/n: yessss I told you on the phone “don’t say anything if you’re in love with me” and guess what? You didn’t say anything.
Natasha: I literally told you I wouldn’t hear you for a moment because I walked away
Y/n: Lies
Natasha: Really?
Y/n: yup!! You’re just scared that everyone will know that you are total simp for me, but that’s ok because I too, am a simp for you.
Natasha: you’re delusional.
Y/n: You’re in denial.
Natasha: IM THE ONE IN DENIAL???
Y/n: Yes.
Steve: y/n I think you’re the one in denial..
Y/n: oh shut up old man I’m not in denial Nat is.
Wanda: what is she denial about?
Y/n: her love for me.
Natasha: Y/n…
Y/n: I was recording the whole call I have proof
Natasha: so you also recorded the part where I said I was leaving.
Y/n:….
Natasha: Yeah that’s what i thought.
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Teen Wolf characters as unhinged shit me and my friends have said
Lydia: If anyone looks at my underwear they deserve to get kicked in the taint
Jackson: *waving arms in the air* RIMMING!
Scott: Fuck you fucking twat waffle!
Stiles: When I'm on my knees I can't get up
Derek: BONE
Danny: I'm too gay to exist
Allison: Do I look like I'm about to kill someone
Isaac: You look like that all the time
Theo: I miss quarantine because I hate people. I want to get covid so I can go hide in my house for a week
#source: me and my friends#incorrect teen wolf quotes#derek hale#stiles stilinski#jackson whittemore#scott mccall#allison argent#lydia martin#danny mahealani#isaac lahey
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The marauders and co. as things me and the editorial staff at the publication I work at, have said:
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Peter: Are you high? You look the same as always-
Remus, immediately cutting him off: I’m always high.
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Before James met Regulus
Sirius: James. I do NOT want to hear a word about my brother.
James: pft why would I say anything about your brother
As soon as Regulus walks off
James: So…I wasn’t going to say anything but your brother-
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During potions
Snape, looking at James: What did you call me!?
Sirius, standing up: He called you a BITCH!
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Lily: Wow. I am not as straight as I thought I was.
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Barty, pulling out his phone: you guys wanna see a dick?
Regulus: yeah
Pandora: yes
Evan: of course
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Music playing in the common room
Marlene: This doesn’t scream ‘girl boss’ this is more ‘man manipulator’
#source: me and my friends#the list has been going on for over a year now so there’s plenty more#the marauders#marauders headcanon#marauders era#incorrect marauders quotes#remus lupin#regulus black#sirius black#marlene mckinnon#pandora malfoy#evan rosier#barty crouch jr#lily evans#james potter#peter pettigrew#no one asked ash
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Lunar, petting Blood Moon’s head: The thing is, you think you’re a feral street cat when you’re really just a lap cat with hyperactivity.
Blood Moon: *pouting but rubbing against Lunar’s hand to get more pets*
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*Ruth and Richie helping Steph pick out a prom outfit*
Richie: You’re gonna have to take off your flannel so we can see how it fits on your shoulders.
Steph: *playfully offended* But how will people know I’m queer?
Ruth, cuffing the bottom of her trousers: I got you.
#Source: Me and my friends#We were making cloaks and my friend asked me to take off my flannel shirt#My other friend pulled up her rainbow suspenders#Lol#Starkid#Hatchetverse#Nerdy Prudes Must Die#NPMD#Stephanie Lauter#Ruth Fleming#Richie Lipschitz#Own Post#Incorrect quotes#So this isn’t really a spoiler#But let me know if you want me to add spoiler tags
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Tao: Wow Elle, I love your drawings!
Elle: Thanks I drew them
Tao:
Elle:
Tao: tHat'S So nEAt
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oliver: *ranting about some rich male celebrity*
taylor: *side-eyeing him* something tells me your favorite colors are blue, pink, and purple.
#american housewife#oliver otto#taylor otto#oliver and taylor#incorrect american housewife quotes#american housewife incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#source: me and my friends
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Ahsoka: Master, what actually is the Force?
Anakin: My dad, probably
#so there's this joke that i have#it's basically that i'm jesus#so sometimes i'll say shit like this#my friend once asked “what even is the christian god?”#and i answered with “my dad probably”#so it's a joke now lmao#star wars#anakin skywalker#ahsoka tano#ahsoka and anakin#anakin and ahsoka#the clone wars#snips and skyguy#source: me and my friends#avis talks#avis' post
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The mphfpc gang as things me and my friends have said via text
Enoch: I hope the shark gets u
Emma: I MEAN ANYGAYS CUZ NATURALLY THAT'S HOW UR SUPPOSED TO SPELL IT
Horace: I am personally offended
Bronwyn: they're also disappointments. The boys I mean
Millard: I'm reading and I want to kill one of the characters
Jacob: now we can feel the pain together :)
Claire: eww for what dinosaur?!
Hugh: -and I almost fell down the stairs
Fiona: now I'mma go back for sleep
Olive: omg I slay
#Mphfpc#Source: me and my friends#emma bloom#jacob portman#bronwyn bruntley#enoch o'connor#horace somnusson#olive elephanta#Claire (no clue what her last name is)#fiona frauenfeld#hugh apiston#millard nullings
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remus: HE TOLD ME HE LOVES ME!!!
lily: yesterday you were complaining about how he doesn’t answer your texts
remus: that is a matter of the past
lily: 😐
#part two of the yesterday post#source: me and my friends#me being remus and lily being most if not all of my friends#remus lupin#lily evans#shitposts
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A really bad comic
#incorrect mphfpc quotes#source: me and my friends#tell me i’m wrong#that’s right u can’t#mphfpc#art#comic#horace somnusson#fiona frauenfeld#hugh apiston#ignore my pfp I can’t find my old one
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Victor: You are a domestic terrorist.
Nina: We’ll, I’m not from England, so I’m actually an international terrorist.
#house of anubis#sibuna#incorrect sibuna quotes#source: me and my friends#victor rodenmaar jr#nina martin#incorrect house of anubis quotes#incorrect hoa quotes
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PART 3- The marauders and co. as things me and the editorial staff at the publication I work at, have said:
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Pandora: So how’s everyone’s break been?
Barty: Well, I cried last night.
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Sirius: Like I told Pete, never chase a man unless he’s got a hell of a wanker and a nice smile
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James: Eat well today!
Regulus: Don’t tell me what to do
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Evan, about Barty: This mf toxic. I lowkey hate him.
Dorcas: but good dick? 👀
Evan: …yeah
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Snape: I’ll kill you!
Remus: Sounds exhilarating
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Mary: I don’t know, I just feel like Sirius would bark
Marlene: Yeah, he would
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Peter: I fucking love pirates. I don’t care what anyone says, pirates are hot.
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Remus: Fuck man, if I die, I die. It was fate.
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Marlene: Yeah sex is cool but have you ever fucked the system!
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Peter, to James: Square the fuck up Big Moose J!
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Sirius: Pneumonia ruined my throat :(
Regulus: I’m sure THAT’S what ruined your throat
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Jigsaw Eclipse I’m gonna jump in the ocean.
Moon: During a HURRICANE!?
Jigsaw Eclipse: God can’t even kill me, I live in Tampa!
Lunar: You are a fool and a jester!
Sun, barely awake and stumbling around drunk: He’s a shark, it’s fine. Let him return to his natural habitat.
Moon, sighing as Lunar pulls Jigsaw Eclipse away from the exit doors and Sun fumbling to free Jigsaw Eclipse from Lunar: Why can’t we just drink alcohol and eat snacks like a normal person for one fucking hurricane. Last time it was Blood Moon screaming at the hurricane to fight him, the year before it was Sun floating in the flooded backyard in a floatie, the year before that it was Kill Code laying in the driveway to cry, and now it’s this motherfucker trying to jump into the hurricane.
#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#sun and moon show#sams#fnaf jigsaw eclipse#fnaf solstice#fnaf moon#fnaf lunar#fnaf sun#fnaf bloodmoon#fnaf eclipse#kill code moon#incorrect sun and moon show quotes#incorrect sams quotes#incorrect fnaf quotes#incorrect quotes#source: me and my friends#in which i’m moon#extra post#just to let y’all know i’m good#so are my friends#all safe and chaotic#do not perform these four idiots’ actions#don’t know how they’re not dead yet sometimes#don’t be like my friends kids#tw caps#tw death mention#tw cursing#tw alcohol mention#tw drunk mention
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Albert: ITS TOO BIG AND TOO YELLOW.
Race: Just like a Simpsons dick
#newsies#racetrack higgins#albert dasilva#newsies incorrect quotes#newsies uk#westendsies#west endsies#livesies#92sies#ralbert newsies#ralbert#source: me and my friends
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