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Peter: *sniffs*
Chris: Hale, why are you smelling me?
Peter: No reason *aggressive sniff*
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Cora: Derek just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then he reached down and untied my shoe.
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Lydia: So how’s motherhood treating you?
Stiles: Good. I didn’t expect this much crying, though.
Allison: Don’t worry, it’s normal for babies
Stiles: What? Eli's fine. I was talking about Derek.
Derek, sobbing from the nursery: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
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Nogitsune: Okay, how many of the pack bitches do I have to fight?!
Stiles: I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my son, and now I am going to FUCK YOU!
Derek:...
Scott:...
Peter:...
Allison:...
Jackson:...
Lydia:...
Chris:...
Noah:...
Liam:..
Harris: Well, this just got interesting.
Eli: It's "fuck you up," Dad.
Stiles: Wait, what did I say?
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Scott: Y'know what your problem is Donovan? You've never felt the touch of a human
Donovan: I'd rather touch Stiles' boobies!
Stiles: Oh you can
Lydia: What
Scott: What
Stiles: He can, I just don't recommend it
Donovan: *hesitantly pokes Stiles*
Derek: *tackled him and immediately starts cutting at his face* DON'T. YOU. EVER. TOUCH. MY. FIANCÉ
Stiles: GASP. Fiancé?!?
Derek: Aww he made me ruin the surprise *punches Donovan* I forgot the ring at home so-
Derek: *rips of one of Donovan's fingers and molds it into a ring*
Lydia: That is such a Hale way to propose.
Scott: That's just a Derek way to do anything
#incorrect teen wolf quotes#derek hale#stiles stilinski#sterek#scott mccall#lydia martin#donovan donati
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Stiles: Scott offered to babysit Eli
Derek: Wait why? Does he not know how insane our child is?
Stiles: No, he does not. So he should've learned his lesson by how
Scott: *walks in covered in duct tape, a bike handle sticking out of his hair and fruit taped to him* Your son is evil! I'm going to the bathroom
Derek: Why?
Scott: THERE IS FRUIT WHERE FRUIT SHOULDN'T BE
#incorrect teen wolf quotes#derek hale#stiles stilinski#sterek#scott mccall#eli stilinski hale#eli hale
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Stiles in season seven leaked
#reposted from my main#incorrect teen wolf quotes#derek hale#stiles stilinski#sterek#eli hale#eli stilinski hale
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Stiles: I can't believe after all this time you'd tell me that you don't love me anymore.
Derek: I just asked you to please not bring home any more stuffed animals.
Stiles: It's the same thing!
Derek: You have twenty seven, Stiles.
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Lydia: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit?
Stiles: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move.
Peter: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit.
Peter: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks.
Chris: Are. Are you speaking from experience.
Peter: No!
Peter:
Peter: ....Maybe.
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Eli: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do?
Jackson: Please don’t get arrested, your dads will blame me
Eli: No promises!
Scott: Why not both? Get creative!
Eli: Wonderful suggestion, thank you.
Jackson: Please don’t encourage him, Scott!!!
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Derek: YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Stiles: Ah! Derek!
Derek: What the hell are you doing telling everyone we're a gay couple?!
Stiles: Ah, heard that through the grapevine didja
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Derek: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.
Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.
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Isaac: The first time I ever got upset in front of Allison, she put her arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask her if she was hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.
Allison: I was doing both, for your information.
Jackson: The first time Allison hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.
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This is the best compliment ever
Noah: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Stiles: Mine just says "Stiles no."
Noah: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Aiden: But what about Scott?
Peter: Don't worry about him.
Peter: I once watched him fall down five flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like nothing happened.
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Scott: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?
Isaac: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.
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