Derek is alive.

Sterek is real and canon.

Eli is Stiles and Derek's son.

Boyd and Erica are safe and sound and are a couple.

Sheriff Stilinski's name is John.

Scott is either with Allison / Kira / Isaac or with Allison AND Isaac.

Stydia is just an old nightmare: Stiles and Lydia are best friends and nothing more.

Petopher is also canon.

Laura is dead or alive but either way she's a badass, beautiful woman who calls (/called) Derek Dear-Bear.

Malia is bi and possibly polyamorous.

If Talia Hale is alive and has a job, then she's a lawyer (or similar).

Derek speaks with his eyebrows.

Scott has puppies eyes.

Stiles and Peter get along very well or at least are similar in personality.

Your turn: write your favorite (head)canon fact

Chris: How long are you supposed to be here?

Peter: I don't know. A year, maybe a couple months if I don’t do anything stupid.

Chris: Like what?

Peter: Like stab that fucking bitch who keeps trying to steal my jello!

Malia: Who me?

Peter: Yeah!

Malia: FUCK YOU

Anyone else feel like they love a fandom more than they love a show/movie/etc. ? Teen Wolf, for example, loved the show growing up and then discovered Tumblr and AO3 side of the TW and loved the connon on fics more than the show itself 🤣 I'm a huge fan of Stiles/Derek, Stiles/Peter, and Peter/Chris, Stiles/Peter/Chris. Used to love Scott in the show but enjoy reading bad-friend/alpha-scott better. I stopped watching the show after Derek left, so at the point, Peter was more villain than anything but in fics? Favorite character. Love the trope of Good-Peter, Peter deserves nice things, hell I even love the trope of murder husband's Peter and Stiles. Never cared for Chris in the show until I started reading fics about him and Peter. Didn't really care for Malia but gimme Dad Peter and I'll read that shit everytime. Hated Allison in the show but Chris mourning his daughter and Stiles saving the day by getting her back all the while Peter holds them all together as pack alpha? YESSS.

When the movie came out obviously did not like it but the fix it fics that followed? I'll read Stiles saving his husband and son all day everyday.

However, it is important to note that I love all the actors and actresses - they are all amazing. The show was beautiful and even the movie (if it had better material anyways and obviously Derek didn't die).

But the fanfics in the Teen Wolf fandom are top-tier. I will smile, I will laugh, I will throw my phone across the room, and I will cry. It also helps that Tyler Hoechlin supports Sterek fanfics which makes it so much better. And the friendship between Ian and Tyler? Ian ans Jr? I love them.

Okay, that ends my rant for the day ✌🏻 thanks for coming to my Ted talk. I'll see yall during my next batch of pain meds that make me emotional 🤣

"dude" but like romantically STEREK

"babe" but like platonically SCILES

"sweetheart" but like rivalry STACKSON

"bastard" but like partner STETER

"darling" but i can't stand you PETOPHER

no but listen...

This is thiam

This is sterek

This is Petopher

And yes covid might have given me neurological damage but more importantly I'm right

Chris: You know, in another lifetime, you and I would have made a hot ass couple. Peter: agreed.

*Derek kissing Stiles*

*Peter kissing Chris*

I don't like shipping real people.

Expect for these two.

These two are the exception.

Me: *watching Peter stab Chris* that's not what I meant by nailing him Peter!

Gerard: For your crimes Peter Hale, I sentence you to be hung

Chris: *from the back* He's already hung!

Peter: Argent, uncuff me so I can high five my husband

Anything can be gay if you try hard enough

Theo, over the phone: We've got a problem. Derek: What happened? Theo: Liam just told me that he's gonna "hang out" with Stiles and Peter Derek & Chris: ... Chris, already grabbing his gun: Alright, let's save our idiots.

AU | if sheriff stilinski has to even look at one of peter and chris’ children again, he’s going to start demanding child support payments. because he doesn’t get paid enough for how often he has to arrest them, clothe them, and deal with their never-ending drama.

(but also, he’s emotionally adopted them all and everyone knows it, no matter how much he feigns annoyance)