Stiles: Derek, can you get Peter off my back? He keeps bugging me about that stupid solvent.
Derek: Oh, there is no solvent. He was being such a pain that I told him water wouldn't wash it out. But it really will.
Stiles: So you had Peter running all around town in gold paint? That is so wrong. Why didn't you tell me so I could enjoy it?
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He laid in a bed comatose for years, slowly healing and in an immense amount of pain from being burned and almost dying, saw and heard his family die, and lost everything. What kept him going was thinking about killing everyone who played a part in the Hale fire. When he was finally able to shift and be free, I'm not surprised his rage is what drove him. Also wouldn't surprise me if he still hadn't been fully healed and his mind wasn't processing everything it should be. I know Peter lies, but he also loves his pack/family. I don't think he lied when he said he didn't know it was Laura.
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Derek 🫶🫰💚
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Ever since I found out that Gina Holden was supposed to be casted as Claudia Stilinski in season 3B of Teen Wolf all I could think of was how much fun Coreen and Stiles would have being the researchers always on the fringe coming up with the bright ideas. Pretty much saving the day. They would be so much fun together.
Stiles would break into places and Coreen would be the getaway driver lol.
The Sheriff and Derek are always there dealing with the eventual mess.
But they would still do what they gotta do, even if it means a road trip.
Oh boy...
But no worries. Henry and Peter would be their protectors and partners in crime.
Original Coreen Fennel Introduction
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Stiles (angrily reorganising the cabinets in the kitchen) :
Derek (being grumpy Derek on the couch) :
Scott : What's wrong with Stiles? Why is he so angry?
Erica : Derek and him had a fight...
Scott (extremely confused) : But Derek is acting normally???
wrote this cause im extremely pissed off rn.
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Do you ever read a fic, enjoy it greatly and once finished, you press the kudos button, only to find out that you have already left them before but you have no memory of ever reading the fic before?
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Stiles: Derek I lost the thing!
Derek: What thing?
Stiles: Y'know the thing!
Derek: *turns around holding Eli*
Stiles: *relieved* Oh there he is!
Derek: Wha-YOU MEANT OUR CHILD?!!?!
Peter: Boy you better run
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Derek: I come in peace.
Stiles: I'm peace.
Peter:
The Hale Pack:
The Alpha Pack:
The Pack who owns the territory:
Every other creature in the vicinity:
source
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messy
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Stiles: What time is it?
Derek: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Derek: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Peter: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Derek: It’s 2 am
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Stiles: How can I be accused of murder!? Things like this usually happen to someone in the pack.
Peter: Hey! I take offense to that. No one in my pack ever, ever left a body to be found.
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Stiles&Lydia
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[TW/Sterek] Expression
Stiles: That's ridiculous, Derek doesn't have a crush on me.
Lydia: Yes he definitely does.
Stiles: Really?
Lydia: How can you be so dumb to see that?
Stiles: I don't know, maybe it's because he kept shoving me against the wall and giving me those intense stares like he's ready to rip my throat out!
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Now correct me if I’m wrong, but as someone who’s thinking of watching Teen Wolf, from what I’ve seen it seems to be:
(Group of outcast teenagers have gotten themselves involved in deadly supernatural shenanigans)
Scott: WE NEED AN ADULT!!
Derek, standing there silently, unhelpfully:…
Stiles:…we don’t need an adult but if we did we would need an adultier adult
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