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Genuinely insane how American Housewife had an entire plot line dedicated to Cooper wanting to tell his girlfriend that he loved her and Oliver not wanting him to, only for the resolution to be both Cooper and Oliver losing their girlfriends and saying “I love you” to each other instead and after all that they’re still not canon.
#There’s honestly sm more#So many more instances where it truly seemed like they were setting up cooper and Oliver to be a couple#But this is just the one I lose my mind about the most#Like#wdym after a whole ep abt cooper saying ily to his literal gf it ends with him saying ily to OLIVER instead and I’m just supposed to#Interpret that as friendship#Nope not doing it#THEYRE GAY#so so so gay#oliver otto#cooper bradford#cooliver#american housewife
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 163
Jason: Well, thank you for lunch.
Selina: Wait a minute, I didn't pay. I thought you paid.
Jason: So apparently we just don't pay for food anymore.
Jason: *hugs Tim* What's this? *pulls out baggie of weed* Well, well, well. What do we have here? Timothy, is this marijuana? You're grounded.
Tim: I'm being framed. We both know you planted this on me. I mean, this jacket doesn't even have pockets.
#dc incorrect quotes#friends#american housewife#dc#dc comics#comics#batfam#batfamily#batkids#jason todd#red hood#selina kyle#catwoman#tim drake#red robin#robin#catwoman comics#comic books#character dynamics#funny#funny incorrect quotes#batman characters#batman comics#tini howard#cw drugs#found family#batbros
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Cooper, visibly nervous: Oliver and I don't use pet names.
Katie: I see. Hey, how do you say my love in spanish?
Cooper: Mi amor?
Oliver: Yes, Coop?
Cooper:
Katie: Don't lie to my face ever again.
#american housewife#cooliver#cooper x oliver#oliver x cooper#oliver otto#cooper bradford#incorrect quotes#katie otto
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taylor thinking oliver is gay 🤝 oliver thinking taylor is a lesbian
#that’s it#that’s the whole post#i just think this is so funny#and they’re both right too#cooliver#oliver otto#taylor otto#cooper bradford#Taylor will figure it out eventually#triplor plp forever#American housewife#ahw
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So I saw a bunch of people say that the writers or producer of American housewife said that Cooper was supposed to confess his feelings to Oliver and they were supposed to end up together in the last season, but then the show got canceled
Is that true or just head cannons and some rumors ?
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my favourite thing about the Cooliver dynamic is that Oliver looks at Cooper like he gifted him the moon and Cooper looks at Oliver like he is the only person in the world and I love that for them
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cooliver makes me feel so many things like oh… they met their forever person in middle school. they moved in together when they were 16. they truly get to be in love for their whole lives.
#when is it my turn#american housewife#cooliver#oliver otto#cooper bradford#lil rant#cooper x oliver#thoughts#love
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Ok Ik that I may be out of place here but there should be at least one Oliver otto x reader fanfic or at least headcannons like have you not seen this man he’s so pretty, and if I can actually write something that’s not like texting I would write headcannons or one shorts about him my self but I don’t have the mindset to do that yet. So plz if anyone can plz write for him he needs love too😭😭❤️❤️
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cooper definitely fell first and harder!!
#i just can't see it any differently.#i know literally nobody on tumblr even cares for my little gays but i don't care!!#you will listen!!#like literally from s1 cooper was all over him!!#he took katie's rudeness because yes he liked having a parents but also because of oliver#he basically took him on a date after their gfs dumped them#CAVIAR AND EVERYTHING!!#he was willing to follow oliver anywhere even if it wasn't something he had an intrest in.#JUST BECAUSE IT WAS OLIVER!!#first it was boarding school for DANCE then BUSSINESS SCHOOL IN NEW YORK!!#NEW YORK!!#i can't-#and the way he got so excited just literally sitting there with oliver#even when they were doing nothing#i want a cooper!!#cooliver#american housewife
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I was gonna make a post with every instance of the otto family being gay as hell and say "happy pride" but there were too many of oliver alone so now you just get my two favorites from the first season. happy pride
#american housewife#arguably less gay than whatever cooliver had going on.#god I miss this stupid show so bad <- rewrote the last season and then plotted out two more seasons plus a taylor-centric spinoff
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I need more cooliver fics, it’s so not fair
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𝗗𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗲𝗹 𝗗𝗶𝗠𝗮𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗼
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Okay but like hear me out:
If Oliver and Cooper got together before season 5 then I highly doubt Greg and Katie wouldn’t have let Cooper move in with them but also we would get
Cooliver long distance episodes / Oliver going to Florida to surprise Cooper???
And possibly a mother-son gay cruise episode where we see Katie and Oliver’s relationship change???
I feel like there’s more possible episodes I’m missing if Cooper never moved into the Otto’s house
#american housewife#katie otto#oliver otto#cooliver#theottofamily#daniel dimaggio#cooper bradford#katy mixon#loganpepper#cooper x oliver#oliver x cooper#long distance relationship
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Katie: oh god what happened, why is Cooper crying?
Taylor: i have no idea
[in the background]
Oliver, hugging Cooper: it's okay
Cooper, crying loud: i'm a good person! i don't deserve to be mistaken as a heterosexual!
#american housewife#cooliver#oliver otto#cooper x oliver#oliver x cooper#cooper bradford#incorrect quotes#taylor otto#katie otto
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In American Housewife season 5 I think cooking is a metaphor for being queer.
It's not a perfect 1 to 1 comparison but I feel as though it's a close enough comparison that it's worth getting pointed out.
Cooper is a chef at heart, he loves cooking and he's great at it seemingly effortlessly. It's his identity.
An identity that he feels the need to hide from his parents, who view him cooking as a disgrace. His dad even goes as far as to storm out of the dinner when Cooper reveals that he's the one that cooked it, and try to take him away from the people that influenced his son to this,,, lifestyle, for lack of a better word.
This combined with the fact that (while not being canon) him and Oliver are constantly referred to as a couple (and Cooper is never the one denying it! He even seems a bit offended when Oliver denies it so fast or even a bit disappointed at times) makes me think;
Cooper being a chef is an allegory for the queer experience and homophobia from parents.
#American Housewife#cooliver#cooper bradford#gay people!!#ive been thinking about this for a week straight
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I found these in my files, guess I never posted them oops.
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