taylor thinking oliver is gay 🤝 oliver thinking taylor is a lesbian

Katie: oh god what happened, why is Cooper crying?

Taylor: i have no idea

[in the background]

Oliver, hugging Cooper: it's okay

Cooper, crying loud: i'm a good person! i don't deserve to be mistaken as a heterosexual!

American Housewife premiered 7 years ago! I miss the Ottos so much! 😭

I watched american housewife and am very sad that there's no season finale, so I want to make up what I think is best for the characters, if there was a season 6.

Katie - I thought the pregnancy was a weird twist, that only made the fact that the show is cancelled sadder. However, with that I would make that there are complications with the pregnancy, but in the end it turns out more or less fine. Just typical baby stress.

Greg - now that he's a politician, he just has some wacky storylines about what he's doing and fighting for nature and history and stuff.

Taylor & Trip - Taylor keeps doing relatively good in college, she and Trip are a great couple, although they for sure go through some troubles in their relationships. They also plan the wedding, but I would say they wait a pretty long time.

Oliver & Cooper - they finally become a couple god damn. Cooper convinces Oliver to at least finish high school, especially so they can go to Prom together. They have a lovely storyline about how they realize they do love each other, maybe this girl comes back and Cooper gets all jealous. Also, Cooper totally lied, his dad was not okay with it, instead he got disowned. Now he actually has to live a normal life and get into college the normal way. Oliver keeps working on that app, but he also finally realizes there's more to life than money, maybe through Coopers help. But also, I think his efforts should pay off (also, I think it was so unfair that he blew the SATs, because he literally worked so hard for it)

Anna-Kat - idk she's just doing kids stuff I guess.

cooper: close your eyes

oliver: no. i never close my eyes when people tell me to.

cooper: what? why not?

oliver: when we were little, taylor used to tell me to close my eyes, and then she’d punch me

cooper: i’m not gonna punch you!

oliver: that’s what taylor would say.

love that fanon taylor is actually smartish and just as schemey as her siblings

the ending to american housewife was Evil and the fact that it got cancelled is worse BECAUSE HELLO

American Housewife, but it’s a season 6 continuation fanfic where it heavily focuses on Oliver and his relationships (His family, Cooper, etc). But it’s a plot line solely based off of images I found on TikTok.

I’d personally enjoy to see Oliver to be one of the people to call Katie out on her bullshit, especially after a scene where Katie makes something that Oliver did about herself. Like how she jumps to conclusions about the other mothers (“it looks like she’s not wearing a bra” and the “Big Katie” shit).

He’s the least favorite child, but also the child that can get away with the most stuff because he isn’t focused on often enough by the parents. It’s always “Taylor this” or “Anna-Kat that” and whenever it’s about Oliver it’s about him borderline trying to leave the family. He’s obsessed with earning money and getting rich so that he isn’t stuck in that house any more.

Cooper seems like he’d serve a supporting role, a middle ground, to Oliver and his relationships with his family. Cooper didn’t have good parents, but the Otto’s are the best family he has—while Oliver literally stated (as a joke for the show, but I love twisting words) he opens all the important mail for his real family. Katie cares about her family, but Oliver, the teenager he is, wouldn’t believe that even if you strapped him down to a chair. Cooper, however, would. Cooper knows what it’s like to have inattentive parents, and the longer he’d live at the Otto’s house the easier he’d be able to come to terms with that.

This feels like it would all be pre-relationship (I love pining, I’m sorry).

Cooper, apart from Taylor, would be the most likely person to understand loving and hating their parents at the same time. Oliver, who very much admitted to Taylor about only calling Cooper about something after he finishes crying about something, would very much be stubborn about admitting anything. So it’d be a lot of pushing and pulling, and probably a terrible situation to get to the point of Oliver talking about anything to anyone, even Cooper.

A heart to heart with Katie and Taylor (and Anna-Kat if needed). Of course, this wouldn’t be very Oliver centric, but I believe Oliver would have been the one to start that conversation in the first place.

This would most likely take place near the ending chapters.

Currently on my American Housewife be after I kept seeing those tiktoks with snippets of the show over videos of slime (I love Cooliver and am pissed they don't get together)

Loved

Fandom: American Housewife

Pairing(s): Katie-centric story

Words: 984

Rating: E

Warnings: none

Summary: a reflection on Katie Otto's love

Requested by: @americanhousewifeottofamily

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Katie Otto was a lot of things: a mom, wife, party planner, chief, chauffeur, and so much more but most importantly she was a lover.

Taylor was in her rebellious teen years where she wanted to hide away from the world because no one understood her but that was far from the truth; Katie understood her. Katie understood why Taylor pushed her away, why Taylor cried randomly over seemingly nothing, why Taylor NEEDED the newest shirt from some popular store that she would wear for a week then end up on the floor, why Taylor was joining every club, sport, activity, Katie understood. No matter how hard Taylor pushed Katie away, Katie would always be there. So when Taylor came home hiding tears while running to her room, Katie opened up the cabinet and grabbed the secret stash full of Taylor’s favorite candy. She knocked on the door and slid the candy underneath the door with a little sticky note that said, ‘I am here for you, I love you’ and Taylor felt loved.

Oliver thought he was some emotionless boy who was too tough for the world, but Katie knew what was hiding underneath the tough boy persona, fear. She saw the fear of failure when Oliver would stay up all night studying mumbling how he has to get an A. She saw the fear of the future when he would create plan followed by backup plan after backup plan after backup plan. She saw the fear of not being good enough when he would join every after-school club and student government, volunteer, job and Katie would be there for everyone. Too many times has she could Oliver passed out at the dinner table late at night while everyone slept surrounded by bake sale flyers. So Katie would gently wake an exhausted Oliver and help him to bed then get to work on dozens and dozens of cookies. Oliver would wake up in a panic and start to plan how he would run to the market and buy cookies, but he would soon realize that he wouldn’t have to. On the counter was a huge tray of cookies with a note that says, ‘get some sleep, I love you.” And Oliver felt loved.

Cooper was put on this earth to teach Katie something, she didn’t know what it was yet, but she was sure it was patience. When Cooper would come over, Katie would notice he would intently watch her cook and prepare food. Katie started to notice pretty early but didn’t say anything, instead she would act like she needed help with cutting the onions or sautéing the mushrooms. Soon enough, she was giving him cooking lessons almost every other night. Katie found a free cooking course at the local culinary school and surprised Cooper with them, he asked her if she would go with him to the first couple. When she agreed, Cooper gave her a rib-crushing hug and let out a heavy sigh he didn’t know he was holding in. She hugged back and said a ‘love you kiddo’ and Cooper felt loved.  

Anna-Kat was an open book for Katie, sometimes too open. When Katie asked how her day went, Anna-kat would tell Katie how the teacher talked like a robot then how Jeremy put glue on his lips then Celia threw up on her desk then how she was on the swing all recess and she was SO close to swinging the whole way around then what pizza she ate for lunch. And this would go on until Anna-Kat had told Katie every single second of her day and Katie would just listen. When Anna-Kat came up with a new game or new pretend world and assigned Katie her role, Katie would play along with great theatrics. The way Anna-Kat’s face would light up as Katie got into her role made wearing a fake mustache worth it. Katie would play pretend until Anna-Kat started to yawn, and her eyes grew heavy then Katie would pick her up and carry her to her room. They would pick out the perfect pajamas for whatever character Anna-Kat was still playing and tuck her in. Katie would lean down and give a gentle kiss to her forehead and whisper, ‘had so much fun today, Officer Sprinkles, we will catch the guy tomorrow, I love you’ and Anna-Kat would fall asleep with a smile on her face because she felt loved.

As she changed and cleaned the room up for bed, Greg would go on and on about what piece of history he got inspiration from to write a new book and what chapter 15 would be called and who would be a special feature in the book and Katie was starting to realize who Anna-Kat got her rambling from. He would tell Katie everything and Katie would just listen till he wore both down and they would share a kiss and a ‘good night’. Katie would be the one to say ‘I love you’ first and Greg would feel loved as he drifted asleep.

Katie’s friends would tell her that she does too much for her family and they give nothing in return. Katie doesn’t blame them for thinking that because she does tell them how Taylor will slowly open her door after the candy is slipped under the door and tell Katie everything and ask for her advice. How Oliver will race home and excitably tell Katie how he is the first SGA president to raise over $1,000 and how much he loves her. How Cooper will notice when she is tired and would offer to cook what new recipe he learned. How Anna-Kat would let Katie win at the games that were originally rigged for Anna-Kat. Or how Greg would ask about her day and be the first one to say ‘I love you’ in the morning. Katie Otto is loved.

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i don't know if this is a hot take or not but like season 5 was like the worst but best season at the same time:

-we got to see a lot of character development from cooper

-franklin also made more of an appearance so thats nice

-a TON of cooliver moments

-cooper dad reveal

BUT ALSO

-anna kat recast :( (do NOT get me wrong the new actor is such a great actor, just not fit enough for anna kat)

-different second breakfast people (i feel like its doris and angela , but swapped in a way i don't know how to describe it, and also doris and angela were so iconic so having angela leave in this season and doris's appearances less present was kinda sad)

-left us at the BIGGEST cliffhanger (katie having another kid when she didn't want more kids, taylor+trip and anna kat+franklin engagement, and oliver going back on his lifelong plan of going to harvard)

there's probably more that i'm forgetting to add to this list but im STILL UPSET ABOUT THIS EVEN THO ITS BEEN TWO YEARS

Cooper: Okay, I've come up with a three step plan to get Oliver to marry me.

Katie: ..I'm listening.

Cooper: Step one, get him to play truth or dare

Katie: Stop.

Cooper: Step two, wait until he picks dare.

Katie: No.

Cooper: Step three, dare him to marry me.

Taylor, yelling from the other room: It could work!

Should I make a special one-shot of all the Otto’s futures since the season 5 premiered for the first time ever 10 days from now, three years ago

saw your fav episodes list and now i’m curious… what are your least favorite american housewife episodes?

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Any of the episodes where Greg or Katie’s parents came lol. They almost always come on a holiday and they were annoying every time. I thought as the seasons went on Katie’s mom would have more growth as a character but she didn’t. She kinda fixed it by the end of the episode she was in then the next time we see her it’s like she learned nothing.

Also any episode with Oliver with a one of his girlfriends since I didn’t like any of them beside Brie since she seemed super nice and actually had a semi lasting relationship with Oliver.

But the worst girlfriend by far is Gina. She was forcing her morals and ways of living onto him. Guilt tripping him if he ever had a different opinion than hers. And judging more wealthier people (especially Cooper) just off general public perception and not on how they actually are as people. It made me so mad how she was being so rude to Coop when cooper was nothing but nice to her. And it hurt even more when Oliver took her side and Cooper made amends with Gina just for her to betray Oliver and leave him for the scholarship. (That they promised each other they wouldn’t take if they both didn’t get in🙄)

To summarize I hate Katie and Greg’s parents and I hate Gina over every one else 😂.

oliver: *ranting about some rich male celebrity*

taylor: *side-eyeing him* something tells me your favorite colors are blue, pink, and purple.

I don't wanna hate season 5 of American Housewife, but it is undeniabely very different from the first 4. I mean, there are the obvious changes, with Anna-Kat having a new actress and Doris and Angela being removed completely. But there's also a lack of so many other characters, Chloe Brown Mueller, Tara, Suzanne and Viv.

It just felt empty, you know? It was probably just that the contracts were binding for only 4 season and of course it happens that actors leave, but it still felt sad.

The storylines were also a bit weak, and I get that coming up with new stuff after several seasons can be hard.

I think it was just a very noticeable budget cut tbh, that made it very different.

However was Cooliver a highlight, should've been canon.