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equill · 5 months
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I never seen this man in my life
Extra: (you did this to yourself.)
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opens-up-4-nobody · 7 months
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God. The thing abt the uchiha is that. Yes. It was fucked up that no one trusted them and they got pushed further and further from the village center. However. They were also a clan of ninja cops with fucked up magical eyes that they supercharge by getting horrifically traumatized. So like. I also would not fucking trust them.
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aceyanaheim · 2 years
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it’s baked into my understanding of kakashi hatake that he has absolutely no clue how children work and thats just part of team 7s dysfunction listen.
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Okay I had my daily fill of bullshit from the #Anti Sasuke Fandom tags...a tag I have never ventured to till today and have found a majority of it comes from the general Naruto opinions blog and general Naruto shipping opinions blog (which I couldn't care less for)
I am starting to think this blog doesn't post "general opinions" rather than start drama and misinformed gossip within the fandom. Especially towards stans of characters, particularly Sasuke and Sakura who I interestingly mentioned in a reply to one post that claimed Sasuke stans hate Sarada. I know some that do but I didn't think anything wrong with that. Why? They're fictional characters and 2. When Sakura and Sasuke were the same age, a majority of the fandom hated them too. Hating 12 year old characters is not new and if you're going to wag the finger on one part of the fandom for doing so, which is false (more on that later), then a majority of other parts of the fandom deserves that finger wagging too.
Just because some do hate Sarada, not all do. Labeling an entire group for one some posters do, well what else can we expect from the Naruto fandom, am I right? This fandom justified genocide and complained against a group that talks about it because they're bothered by it. Bitch I will talk about real genocides and fake, the fake ones are just easier to talk about because the real, oh God the real, it breaks my heart and is hard to read but I try at least. And at least the Sasuke fandom can read a book and can compare fiction to reality. If they wanna do that, then let them. And if you're bothered, then what the hell are you doing in their blog? Go dwell on your escapism. No one is stopping. Do we complain about that on a general Naruto opinion blog to start toxic drama? No! We stay in our own turf, you stay in yours.
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birdmenmanga · 9 months
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this naruto shit is crazy lol
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dolliestfairy · 10 months
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𝑂𝑜𝑝𝑠.. 👀 𓏲๋ ⊹ ֢
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jjk, Genshin Impact, Naruto, & Haikyuu Men's react when they got caught in the act while fuck*ng with you ᰔᩚ ‌ིᨴּ ˒˒۪
ೀ𔓘 Tw : Smut, Public S*x, teasing, degradations, mocking. and maybe some misspelled words. lmk if i miss anything! ᰔᩚ Chubby reader fanfictions with no skintone of reader mentioned.
ೀ𔓘 Notes from Author ; tyvm for the long break. my head is like out of an ideas so i have to sort some things out to have an ideas again. and luckily and hopely from now on my heads will be full of these ideas lolol :3 ‌ིᨴּ ˒˒۪
꒰͡⠀Mdni
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They Got Embarrased! This type of mens are a Huuuge shy bean! they got pretty embarrased when they got caught wet in you. wether the ones who peeks within it are his friends, his family, or even a stranger.. he still got sooo embarrased! you have to reassure him that everything is fine or later on he will get pretty embarrased that he want you to stop the deed for a moment 😭 but dont hate him though.. he's just super shy and he doesnt know how to handle it.. espesially if its his first time getting caught in the act.
( jjk ) ᰔᩚ Yuuji, YUUTA, Choso ( genshin impact ) ᰔᩚ AETHER, venti, KAZUHA, al-haitam ( naruto ) ᰔᩚ ROCK LEE, sasori, Yamato Sensei, minato ( Haikyuu ) ᰔᩚ Hinata, SUGAWARA, Akiteru Tsukishima, Akaashi, KOZUME KENMA, YAMAGUCHI.
They got a Little.. embarrased.. but Still continue anyway. these type of men will probably gonna stop for a second. its like when he pound into you and someones coming in but after that person sees you both during those things they immediately go out of the room, he's gonna have to proceed some things. its like he's... out of the server. but not even 1 minutes later he's already back and then he just like immediately grabbing you and then pound you Twice harder than before while saying some real real weird and nasty stuff.
( Jujutsu Kaisen ) ᰔᩚ MEGUMI, Geto, Nanami ( Genshin impact ) ᰔᩚ DILUC, XIAO, Ayato, ALBEDO, Zhongli ( Naruto ) ᰔᩚ Kakashi, NEJI, SHIKAMARU ( Haikyuu ) ᰔᩚ TSUKISHIMA KEI, SEMI EITA, Lev Haiba, MIYA TWINS, Kageyama.
THEY DOESNT GAVE A FUCK! what do you expect? do you think some buds or some strangers walking into the rooms will stop him from pounding your big ass hips? No! aint no fucking way. he'll gave whoever that person is some real fucking performance. wether they like it or not. And when that person wants to walk out of that room, he'll be quick enough to saying things like "hey buds! you dont want to check this out?! come see me tame my woman! i'll gave you some stuff to watch!" and others.. i know he's sound like a real Nuts, but.. thats who he is. you'll probably cant complain to him anyway since his excitedment will sped up the pace of his pounding, that'll make it the end of you. and just hope that he'll be merciful enough to not suffocate you with his teasing later on.
( jjk ) ᰔᩚ Toji, GOJO, SUKUNA, MAHITO ( Genshin impact ) ᰔᩚ Itto, SCARAMOUCHE, CHILDE, Kaeya ( Naruto ) ᰔᩚ Madara, OBITO, Sasuke, Kiba, NARUTO HIMSELF, HIDAN ( Haikyuu ) ᰔᩚ KUROO, Bokuto, KYOUTANI, Oikawa, TENDOU, TERUSHIMA.
DID I FORGET ANYONE? INSERT UR FAV!
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blooming-water-roses · 9 months
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Lines from my Nart ships that made me go “damn, y’all gay asf”
“I considered Madara a gift from the divine” - Hashirama (like damn okay when am I gonna be someone’s gift from the divine? I see u, u poetic Shakespeare ass mf)
“Come on Itachi, this is you and me that we’re talking about. So don’t worry, it’ll be fine” - Shisui (the sweet smile he gives Itachi, good god)
Shisui: *plays with Itachi’s hair*, Itachi, at a later date: *thinks of Shisui and subconsciously plays with hair* (this is so soft oh my god they were in love)
“You were my hero,” Kakashi to Obito (fell to my knees. Obito was his hero?? The person he looked up to, who saved him? On god just like that??)
“It’s okay now, Kakashi. You don’t need to suffer anymore,” - Obito (they were literal enemies here and all Obito wanted to do was offer him comfort, end me now)
“And what of Izuna?” - Tobirama (hear me out: why did he care?? He felt something. Izuna was his perfect match, he knew he crossed a line by actually hurting him fatally, he felt guilt, he was worried)
“So only my wind…can strengthen his fire” - Naruto, about Sasuke (holy fuck this is one of the gayest lines in this entire fucking show be so honest)
“Touch one hair on his body, I dare you,” Hashirama, to his literal brother, protecting Madara (was he gonna hurt Tobirama for Madara? The drama? The suspense??)
Obito: *awakens Sharingan by protecting Kakashi*
Madara: *awakens Sharingan by having to desert Hashirama*
Sasuke: *evolves Sharingan by thinking Naruto literally died*
Itachi: *awakens Mangekyō after witnessing Shisui’s death* (also, there’s something so absolutely personal about the way that Shisui knew his death would give Itachi the Mangekyō? He just knew Itachi deeply loved him? Ow???)
Perfect scores, model shinobi Itachi, having just deserted an ANBU mission to save Shisui from Danzo only because “something didn’t feel right” (oh so you have a sixth sense for Shisui. He’s your soulmate, is what you’re saying)
Itachi recognizing Shisui’s “soul” in Naruto, giving him Shisui’s deadliest weapon and his final piece of him, and smiling(!), happy that Sasuke has him to watch over him (translation: I recognize that you love Sasuke the way Shisui loved me and he made me feel safe so I know you’ll protect Sasuke)
(Addition) this shit:
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(Like hello??? Smirking and calling him a fox?? Hashi rly said “damn he’s so deadly it makes me hard”)
There’s probably more but it’s 1am and I feel like this dude writing this so I’ll just post to retain a shred of sanity
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animexts · 2 years
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Comforting a mentally exhausted S/O
Modern AU!
Characters: Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Kiba, Neji and Itachi.
NARUTO MASTERLIST
A/N: Lately I've been fucking tired mentally, and I assume there might be a follower going through it too so...
A/N²: I will probably do this with Tokyo Revengers too.
Naruto Uzumaki
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From the moment you woke up, you've noticed that you've gotten worse from the day before.
"Holy shit, today is going to be a rough day." You thought, closing your eyes tightly.
So yes, you decided you wouldn't go to school today, you don't have the strength for that
You snuggled into bed again to spend your depressing day in bed, when you heard your cell.
You sighed and reached over to answer the phone without reading the name.
"Are you ready yet? I'm coming to get you." Your boyfriend's excited voice came on the other end of the line making you want to cry, he was your ray of sunshine.
"I'm not going to school today."
"Why not? Are you sick?"
"I just... I can't."
With just that sentence, Naruto stops walking on the sidewalk and understands everything.
He had already noticed signs of your a few days ago.
I think she finally closed in on the edge. Naruto thought
"Well then, it looks like we'll be skipping class today."
"What? Naruto no-"
It was too late.
After almost an hour you hear someone knocking on your door and when you open it, you see your boyfriend full of bags and with an affectionate smile on his face.
He drops them on the floor and pulls you into a bear hug.
"My baby won't go through this alone."
Sasuke Uchira
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Sasuke noticed that you weren't well from the moment he picked you up from your house, but decided not to pressure you.
He made it his mission to get you at least one smile.
He sat in the seat behind you during every class, so he could write little letters on his notebook paper, and deliver it to you without the teachers noticing.
"You look beautiful today, even with that tired face"
"Look, I think Naruto is going to drool on the table."
Those were some of the cards.
And Naruto was really about to drool if you ask me lol.
During the break, Sasuke took your hand and intertwined your fingers with his, and winked at you with a soft smile, showing that he was there all along.
As you sat in the cafeteria, Naruto sat between the two of you, making Sasuke put on the funniest disgusted expression you've ever seen.
You smiled slightly, and Sasuke felt like a sun had risen in his head.
"Holy shit, what a beautiful thing" He thought.
"Sooo what are we going to do today?"
"Get out Naruto!"
Yes, seeing these two arguing is something we are all used to.
Skikamaru Nara
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Shikamaru loves silence and everyone knows.
Turns out he doesn't like YOUR silence.
He loves to hear you just talk about his day, or tell him a bad joke, he just wants to hear your voice.
He looks at you sitting on the grass next to him in silence from the moment he arrived.
There was something wrong, and he needs to do something.
"Do you want to talk about that?"
"I'm not sure..."
He approaches you and you lean your head on his shoulder.
He leans his head on top of his and sighs.
"You're too precious for this world, you know?"
So during the afternoon you all sit there in silence, until he starts to feel his shoulder getting wet.
You're crying right now and as much as it hurts him, he knows you need it.
"I'm fine here love, it's okay."
Kiba Inuzuka
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"You're not fine are you?"
It's the first thing he says to you as soon as you open the door.
"I'm here my love" He hugs you tight and you cry into his chest.
He brought Akamaru with him because he knows how much you like each other.
"Want to do something? we can just sleep too if you want"
He sits you on the bed and takes your face with both hands kissing your forehead, cheeks and finally your mouth.
"You're amazing okay? Let's get through this together."
Yeah, this had been a shit week, but you had Kiba Inuzuka with you so that was fine.
Neji Hyuuga
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Neji is a very observant guy, so just from your walk he knew you weren't doing well.
"I get it, you don't have to say anything if you don't want to."
He gives you a kiss on the forehead and a peck on the mouth.
So all day he spoiled you in every way possible, buying you ice cream and carrying you on his back.
"Fuck leave her alone!" He would tell anyone who came close wanting to talk to you.
"I feel useless Neji."
That phrase took him by surprise.
"Hey! Don't you dare say that about yourself never listening again?"
He hugs you tight and lets you cry into his chest.
He doesn't want you to go through this alone because your pain is his pain.
Itachi Uchiha
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"Why didn't you tell me you were at your limit my love?".
"I didn't mean to bother you..."
"You never could, come here let me take care of you"
So all day he made nice things for you to eat, since he knew you preferred his food.
He also combed your hair with all the care and love in the world.
Not to mention he watched all your favorite shows and cartoons with you.
And still listened to all your outburst with attention and affection in the eyes.
"I know things are tough right now, but please don't forget I'm with you."
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sasusakucoded · 5 months
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Sasuke: *sees Sakura staring at him and the baby* Is everything okay, Sakura?
Sakura: Y-Yeah.. *smiles* Why did you ask?
Sasuke: It seems that you're in deep thought.
Sakura: A bit.. I'm just thinking about.. Things.. But nothing to worry about. *giggles nervously*
Sasuke nods while cradling their second-born in his arm. Although she assured him that it was nothing, he knows that something is bothering her.
At bedtime..
Sakura: *lies down beside Sasuke* Finally, he's asleep.
Sasuke: You must be tired.
Sakura: Not really. *smiles*
Sasuke: Sakura, where did you go this morning?
Sakura: W-Why are you asking?
Sasuke: Ah— The food— The food that you brought home was good. So, I thought I can buy from there in another time.
Sakura: Oh.. Yeah.. It's the restaurant across the supermarket's back entrance.
Sasuke: I see.. Well, then. Good night and rest well. *kisses each other*
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The next day, Sasuke decides to go and check the place. He thinks that he'd be able to find out what happened yesterday, which made Sakura upset.
Sasuke: *goes to the counter* Hi! My wife went here yesterday. I wonder if something happened because she was upset when she got home.
Cashier: I— I have no idea and I didn't notice! B-But you see those three? *points at the 3 men* Th-Those are our regulars. You can check with them. They might have seen something.
Sasuke goes directly to their table and asks the three men. They're denying seeing Sakura yesterday but Sasuke doesn't believe them. The restaurant is packed, so he decides to not cause a scene. Instead, he waits outside until any of them goes out.
One of the men leaves the restaurant and Sasuke follows him. When they're in a secluded area, he puts him under genjutsu.
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Sasuke: Sharingan! *views the man's memory*
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Man1: Is that really an Uchiha? *peeks*
Sakura: *overhears the 3 men from the other table*
Man2: Right? He's probably not. Maybe he's a child of adultery. *drinks his tea*
Man3: Or maybe he's Sasuke's karma for all his wrongdoings.
Man1: For sure. A green-eyed Uchiha means it doesn't possess sharingan. Pretty useless.
Man3: Indeed. Imagine being an Uchiha but all you have is the surname. *laughs*
Man2: Fugaku's disdain would be too evident if he's still alive.
Man1: Such a disgrace. That's why if you have kekkei genkai, you shouldn't marry outsiders.
Man2: Well, Sasuke had no choice. Who would he marry? Someone from their clan's grave? *laughs*
Man1: He shouldn't have married at all!! Or at least choose someone with dojutsu.
Man3: I'm sure he'll neglect that baby and will focus on their first-born.
Man2: Their first-born is pretty useless too. Like yes she has sharingan. But she's a girl. A good for nothing—
Sakura: Please stop talking about my family in that manner.
Man3: We're just telling the truth?
Sakura: The truth? Everything that you said was baseless.
Man2: What will you do? Tell on us?
Man1: What will you say to Sasuke? That we're making fun of that half-baked Uchiha?
Sakura: No.. I don't want his hand to get stained with your blood. *gets up as the baby starts crying and leaves*
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Sasuke: So you were mocking the Uchiha. You were making fun of my son, which made my wife very upset. *puts him to the side; still under his genjutsu* Stay there until who knows when. *leaves*
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Sakura: Anata, what took you so long?
Sasuke: Sorry, some work got in the way.. *gets the baby from Sakura* Ahh, my green-eyed baby..
Sakura: Anata.. I'm— I'm sorry..
Sasuke: For what?
Sakura: ...
Sasuke: You don't have control over it, Sakura.
Sakura: Yes.. But.. Our son won't have sharingan..
Sasuke: And?
Sakura: Anata..
Sasuke: Does it matter?
Sakura: He's an Uchiha.
Sasuke: Yes. And not all Uchiha have sharingan. Some had. Some didn't. And that's fine.
Sakura: I'm ruining your bloodline..
Sasuke: Who told you?
Sakura: It's okay, Sasuke-kun..
Sasuke: Remember when you asked me the same thing when you were pregnant with Sarada? What if the baby had green eyes instead?
Sakura: *nods*
Sasuke: And what did I tell you?
Sakura: That it's okay.. And that it's probably better because our child won't suffer.
Sasuke: And you yourself doesn't have kekkei genkai but you're the strongest kunoichi.
Sakura: Yeah..
Sasuke: So what is there to worry about?
Sakura: But the people—
Sasuke: If it doesn't matter to us, then people's opinion shouldn't matter to us as well. Our child is perfect. He'll be strong just like you and me and Sarada. And even if not, we'll be there to protect him.
Sakura: Sasuke-kun! *smiles* Of course.
Sasuke: If the Uchiha is meant to be pink-haired in the future, so be it.
Sakura: *laughs; goes to Sasuke to see their baby*
Sasuke: Thank you, Sakura.. For giving me the most amazing children a father could ask for.
Sakura: They're very lucky to have you as their father, Anata. *smiles*
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madara-fate · 3 months
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The whole discourse of how sasuke and Sakura be after their spouses die is very simple. These people are married and all but you can't really expect a total erratic change in behavior after the death of their spouse. These people have spent maybe 4-5 years together in their entire existence, they've spent more time being away from each than together.
Sakura would be sad and all (sasuke was the love of her life), however, her life would go on, she's supposed to model a real life girl, she has parents, probably has cousins, uncles, aunts etc. Her best friend and her two sensei's are still very much alive and accessible. Her daughter is still alive, and she took care of her without sasuke, so she'll be fine doing so again. Her life would go on, she'll probably not get remarried but still.
For sasuke, his would very much go on too, he's lost his family before and he's still a well functioning human being, he's not going lose himself over Sakura dying let's be real. He'll be sad, but he'll go on. Maybe sarada is a problem he'll have to deal with, but sasuke would still go on his missions. He's a missions first kind of guy, ig.
I think sasuke might only lose himself a bit if Naruto died. Best friend or not, Sasuke understands what Naruto is to the world and what he represents. To sasuke, Naruto is the light that unifies the world, similar but not really to the darkness and hatred sasuke wanted to be. Sasuke knows that his loved ones are safe and secure as long as Naruto lives.
Long story short, they'll be fine. Little rant, my bad.
So you think that Sasuke would be more distraught if Naruto were to die, rather than his own wife and the mother of his child? And your reasoning is that Sasuke apparently views Naruto as the light which unifies the world, and that as long as he's alive, Sasuke's loved once are safe? Yeah I think several things during the new generation have proven that statement to be wrong. Naruto being alive, clearly hasn't meant that Sasuke's loved ones were safe and secure, and Sasuke knows this. Not to mention that Sasuke has also described Sakura as the light in his world, which is a lot more personal.
All I'll say is this - It doesn't need to be a competition, but some people really need to acknowledge the fact that just because Naruto and Sasuke were each other's closest bond during the main story, that doesn't mean that this must still be the case now over 15 years later, especially when they have families and children of their own. These things come with different priorities and responsibilities.
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teawinx · 1 year
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So I drew genin Sakura
I have no self control
Will I draw the others? Probably
Say what you want about genin Sakura, but girl had some style. That dress and trouser combo are instantly recognizable and iconic. And dare I say it, I think her genin look was better than her chunin one.
This genin Sakura is dealing with the frustration of being pretty much the only graduate of her class without an inherited kekai genkai, and then being paired with a teacher who's neglecting and ignoring her in favor of his other students with an op sharingan and a fox demon. Hard to feel exceptional when you're surrounded by all that, huh.
Yes I am calling Kakashi out. I love him, but he did Sakura dirty. And the fandom loves to shit on Sakura and call her useless, but she was literally given NOTHING. She was given nothing and had to actually work for her abilities.
And sure she can still have her little crush on Sasuke, that's fine. But she deserves a struggle/arc that doesn't revolve around that. Maybe her "love" for Sasuke is more about wanting to marry into a powerful clan, so she'd be less alone. Idk And this would result in her actually really relating to Lee, and being inspired by him to train hard so she too can kick people's teeth in.
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hauntedhokage · 1 year
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Third Wheel
summary: Sasuke is a cute third wheel that Itachi only slightly regrets allowing to tag along. ao3 link
word count: 2.6k
note: no uchiha massacre, Itachi and reader are both around 18 and Sasuke is like 12 (but still wants to follow his brother around everywhere)
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“Are you also going to the festival?” 
The question is a silly one, considering Sasuke was watching as he adjusted his obi, but Itachi lets it slide without telling the younger one that he’d asked a question he clearly knew the answer to. As he aged Sasuke had definitely gotten a bit surly, being reminded that he asked stupid questions never helped with the angsty pre-teen mood swings and Itachi had no time to deal with that this evening. 
“Yes, Sasuke, I am going to the festival. Are you going with Mother and Father, or your friends?”
“Yeah; I’m meeting Naruto there, but can I go with you?”
That puts Itachi in a conundrum. He wanted to spend time with his brother, since he very rarely did due to his work with the Anbu Corps, but he was also technically going to the festival with someone else. It was definitely a date, could he really bring his kid brother along on a date? Would you mind? Probably not, so long as Sasuke wasn’t annoying. But he was a kid, kids by nature were always a little annoying. It would be worse if Naruto ended up tagging along as a fourth wheel, since his essentially adopted younger brother had no filter, but they were easy to get rid of if needed. He was an Anbu captain and you were a special jonin, you both were more than capable of ditching a couple genin. 
“Sasuke, your brother is going on a date tonight, you shouldn’t interfere.” At their mother’s intervention, Sasuke perks up considerably. Interest has been piqued, since Itachi had never so much as shown interest in another person before - at least, not like that. But to be on a date, he had to see the person at the very least.
“A date? With who?”
“A girl I know.” Is all Itachi says, smirk on his face at how immediately frustrated Sasuke gets at the lack of information. “If you’d like to go with me to the festival, that’s fine, but don’t plan on hanging out with me all night.”
“Yeah because I totally want to watch you make out with some girl all night.” That has Itachi rolling his eyes, but taking one look at Sasuke and laughing. The younger is confused, until Itachi gently tugged at the yukata the younger is wearing while saying, “You look like a ghost, little brother. I’ll be leaving in five minutes, if you’re not appropriately dressed and ready then I will leave without you.”
And it’s as he’s opening the door that Sasuke appears, quickly pulling his sandals on while letting Itachi know that he still had thirty seconds and the older sibling couldn’t leave yet. He can hear their mother laughing at them, and that has him smiling as he looks down at his younger brother before leaving the house ahead of him. 
“Who is this girl anyway?” Sasuke asks as they walk through the compound, looking up at his brother and very intrigued by the smile on his face. Itachi smiled, but never like that. “Clearly she’s special.”
“She’s a special jonin, I believe you’ve met her before.”
“That doesn’t tell me who she is.”
“You’ll see when we meet up with her before you go on your way.”
Sasuke tries for the duration of their walk to figure out who it was. Admittedly, he didn’t know many of the female jonin nor could he think of any that were Itachi’s age so his attempts at guessing were few. Only to be floored when he sees who is standing by the entrance of the festival, dressed in a dark blue yukata that was decorated in red and white flowers. He knew who you were, you’d led one of his missions when Kakashi was otherwise busy, but he couldn’t think of your name. 
“You’re late, Itachi Uchiha,” you scold playfully once they’re close, and Sasuke watches with interest as his brother leans in to kiss your cheek as he greets you simply. He had every ounce of your attention, the younger sibling not even so much as acknowledged yet and that was interesting to Sasuke. Usually he was the sibling who was noticed first, but that was always by Itachi’s design.
“Sorry, I picked up a straggler,”  Itachi comments, and you finally look away from him to the younger brother standing just behind him. “Sasuke, don’t be rude.”
“I wasn’t- ugh. Good evening,” he greets, and you’re giggling at the brothers before you give Sasuke your own greeting. “I haven't seen Naruto yet, he’ll probably be late.” 
“You can hang out with us until he shows,” you offer as you accept Itachi’s outstretched hand, missing the way the older brother glares at the younger to try and intimidate him into declining the offer. But instead Sasuke smirks, knowing exactly what Itachi was trying to achieve and knowing that he was absolutely going to pay for this later when he accepts the offer. But it’d be worth it; seeing his older brother be a human being and not the perfect son or shinobi was more than worth it. 
“You won’t even realize I’m here.”
“I’m going to pretend that you aren’t,” Itachi counters, getting another laugh from you before he starts to lead you through the crowds. “Have you eaten?”
“Not yet, but I’m not hungry,” Sasuke states, only to smile smugly up at his brother when Itachi glares at him. “You asked.”
“Not you. You’re not here, remember?” And then Itachi turns back to you, who watched the exchange with an amused smile. “Are you hungry?”
“I’m with Sasuke on this one. Let’s just walk around for a bit and see where everything is, then we can devise a plan of attack.” Your suggestion is met with a nod from both brothers, and you let Itachi pull you in close before fully entering the crowded walkway. 
Sasuke is already bored after just a few minutes of wandering, listening to the older duo talk about recent missions and plans for later days. They weren’t even twenty yet and they talked like his parents did, which was pretty lame. He thought his brother would be more exciting - especially considering who his date was. He remembered you using a killer fire jutsu and being able to fend off five different attackers using taijutsu alone, but here you were clinging to his brother’s arm as you talked to him about the geographical specifics of the Land of Wind. Riveting content. 
“Oh, Itachi, there’s a photographer! We should get a picture.”
“I think a picture is a great idea,” Sasuke butts in, earning yet another glare from his brother as you lead them to where the photographer was set up. He didn’t want to be in it, but now that Itachi thought he did, he was absolutely going to be in it. Their mother would love it. 
And that’s how he ends up standing on his brother’s right while you lean into Itachi’s left side, posing for the camera like he would a school picture. The photographer requests that they get closer, so Itachi pulls him in with an arm around his shoulder before the flash goes off. 
“I hope your eyes are closed,” Itachi mumbles to his brother, and Sasuke rolls his eyes as he looks around. Still no sign of Naruto or anybody he’d actually want to talk to (since he was also trying to avoid Sakura and Ino who he knew would be looking for him), and that has him bothered. 
But then he sees the game stalls. 
“Think you can beat me at those?” Sasuke challenges, earning a look from his brother as you look between them. Things were officially taking a turn, and you were clearly interested in seeing how this would unfold. 
“A challenge, little brother? What’s your wager?”
“Just pride, for now.”
The “for now” has you letting out a soft “oooh”, which has Itachi giving your hand a squeeze before letting Sasuke know that he wasn’t going to lose to a genin at festival games. The challenge was on, and you find yourself watching from the side as they get set up at a kunai throwing game, the first in a row of different game stalls.
“No sharingan,” you call out before they can really get started, and Itachi looks over at you with a disappointed frown. Did he really need the sharingan to prove to his brother who had better aim? Would the sharingan even help against a solitary target that wasn’t a living being? “At least try to play fair.”
“Just be ready to pick out your prize.” Itachi counters, and you shake your head with a smile as he’s handed his dulled throwing weapons. He was so confident, and deservedly so as he was a once in a generation shinobi (perhaps even more rare), but these were just festival games and not necessarily intended for Anbu captains. Itachi wouldn’t need to try so hard to be successful at this game, but you fear he’ll try too hard and see failure for what was perhaps the first time. 
Six kunai are thrown, but only four targets sound as if they’d been hit, and you’re moving to stand beside Itachi to see who’d missed. Sasuke had hit all three but Itachi, ever the showoff when he felt he needed to be, had thrown all three at one target and all were angled just right so they’d all land in the bullseye. Around you people chatter in awe at his display while Sasuke calls him a cheater, but you can’t help but smile at this side of Itachi coming out to play in public. This was usually reserved for when he was climbing through your window after midnight, for no reason other than the fact that he could and wanted to see you sooner than he would by using your front door. Drawing attention to himself in public was not something he liked to do at all, but you were going to enjoy his spectacles when he put them on. 
“You will be the reason they ban shinobi from these games,” you chide, but Itachi is unfazed as he watches Sasuke pick out a plush frog. That was obviously going to be given to Naruto, but the elder sibling chooses not to comment. 
“Your prize, dear?” That was part of this, and you’re looking at the variety with a thoughtful pout. They were all very cute, but you make your decision after a moment since one of the two you couldn’t get - matching with Sasuke would only add fuel to Itachi’s competitive fire and Sasuke’s desire for antics.
“I want a monkey, please.”
“Bet you can’t scoop more goldfish than me.” Sasuke prompts, and you’re quick to turn to the younger brother to shut that down.
“No goldfish,” you decline, accepting the monkey plush Itachi hands over and holding it to your chest as Sasuke huffs. “Depending on how far you two take this, we will all run out of hands to carry these things with. We don’t need to take fish home too.” 
And so you continue, watching as Sasuke and Itachi go along the row of game stalls to settle the challenge that had been laid out. Itachi wins every time, and you start handing his winnings out to children since you did not need more than the monkey he’d won at the first game. At what you hope is the final game, you gently tug at Itachi’s arm to get his attention and smile when he looks back at you. 
“Could you please let Sasuke win this one?”
“I’m not that kind of brother,” he murmurs, but knows that he’ll melt if you kept looking up at him like that. 
“Be that kind of boyfriend, then? He’s not going to leave us until he beats you.”
A moment of consideration before he nods, and your smile widens when he mutters, “The things I’ll do for you.”
And you watch, clutching the monkey to your chest as they get ready to toss rings onto kunai handles. Naturally both Uchiha stand as if they’re preparing to throw a handful of shuriken at a target, which has you smiling to yourself. Shinobi habits never break easily. 
“Well this is a surprise,” you hear Mikoto behind you, and look over your shoulder to see the approaching parents of your boyfriend and his younger brother. “I thought Sasuke would be off with Naruto by now.”
“We thought so, too,” you start, looking back as the brothers start throwing rings. “But now they’re competing so I’m sure Sasuke forgot about meeting his friends.”
“What’s the score?” Fugaku asks, and you grin when you see Sasuke celebrating his victory as Itachi looks at you. 
“Now it’s officially seven-one. I saved your household from goldfish, too.”
“We appreciate it,” Mikoto laughs, gently squeezing your shoulder as Itachi approaches with your consolation prize: a small weasel stuffed animal. “You took your defeat like a real man, Itachi.” 
“Thank you, mother, I wasn’t going to let him win but someone asked nicely.” His arm is around you now, pulling you into his side and you nod your agreement. Sasuke is telling Naruto about how he beat Itachi, and you feel relieved that now you’d finally be able to have your date without a younger sibling whose primary instinct was to annoy his brother. 
“Aright, later losers.”
“Manners, Sasuke!” Mikoto scolds, now alerting her youngest son to her presence and that has the boy turning bright red. 
“It’s fine, truly. We know who the real loser was tonight anyway,” you assure, and Itachi waves off his brother who is quick to leave to avoid getting into more trouble with his parents.
“Well we’ll let you two go off on your own finally,” Fugaku states, and Itachi nods as he rubs your back while trying to be mindful of your obi. “Have fun, make sure to stop by that photographer.”
“And thank you for letting Sasuke tag along.”
“He was no trouble,” you assure before Itachi excuses you both and pulls you away. “Do you want to beat me at the ring toss to reclaim your pride?”
“I’d let you win,” he declines the offer, and you nod as you hand him your large monkey so you can properly wrap your arms around him. “I didn’t expect Sasuke to be around for so long. I’m sorry that he cut into our time together.”
“Please don’t worry about it,” you request, stopping when he does and looking up at him. He looks worried, and you’re not sure why since you had offered to let Sasuke tag along. “He’s your family, and I know spending time with him means a lot to you too.”
“At some point he’ll be your family, I hope.”
“You’ve gotta get better at the ring toss first,” you tease, laughing when he uses the monkey to mock you. “You’re such a sore loser!”
“I just hope you’ll make it up to me. I lost for you, after all.”
“Did you really want to spend the night with your brother trying to beat you at festival games?”
“No, but I’ve realized that I’ve made quite the error tonight.” 
“I truly mean it when I say that I don’t mind that Sasuke was-” you’re cut off by a kiss, one that was truly unique to Itachi. Tender and sweet, his movements languid as he tries to bring you in closer despite the large stuffed animal in his hand making things a bit more difficult.
“The error wasn’t my brother,” he murmurs against your mouth, and you hum inquisitively. “The error was that I hadn’t properly kissed you yet because I was preoccupied by my brother. I hope that’s been corrected.”
“You’re more than forgiven, but can we go get food now?”
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prowlingz · 10 months
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“WRONG PERSON”
(yandere?)Kakashi Hatake x Fem!Reader
when you accidentally send a raunchy text to your sensei instead of your fling..
-SMUTTTTTTTTTTT- (so 18+ please!)
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After spending the whole day talking with Ino and Sakura about how much dick they get, you thought about the last time you got lucky.
By no means was it difficult to string a guy home from some random bar for you, but it wasn’t something you outright sought after.
“We’ll I’m saving myself for Sasuke!” Sakura says, sticking her tongue out at Ino.
“You’re still waiting on that loser? Give it up billboard brow, if he wants anyone - it’ll be me!” She smiles at Sakura.
“And besides, your names are too similar anyways. If it weren’t for his last name, you two could be siblings. Of course, you’d be the ugly one!” Ino says while holding her stomach laughing.
After some more banter, they look up at you. Curious about your “dickstory”, a play on the word “history”.
You smile and say “Well it’s not hard for me to find anyone, but it’s probably not as many people as you think”.
You knew you were attractive, guys told you almost everyday. You didn’t mind them though, as you aren’t a very lustful person, truly minding to yourself and taking pleasure when you want to.
Ino jumps into action “WHO, WHO? Do I know them!? Are they also ninja? How many? How old? How many at one time?!”.
The bombardment of questions makes you giggle. You never knew someone’s sex history could be such an appealing topic, as in your household you were taught that sex is taboo and only for people you truly love. You didn’t follow that rule for long, albeit.
“A few were from some random missions I went on. Not too ma-“ before you could finish your sentence, Sakura said
“Can we guess?”
“What do you mean, guess?” You were confused.
“She means, can we guess who you’ve slept with?” Ino asked with a huge grin.
You thought for a moment. The list isn’t that long, but the people on it are most definitely known to these two. Would it change how they saw them? You thought maybe it wouldn’t be right, as the people you did sleep with didn’t give their consent to their sexual history being stated.
“I’m not sure that’s the right thing to do” you say frowning a bit.
The two girls looked at each other, perplexed how that was a response anyone would give.
“Okay let us guess just THREE and you HAVE to tell us if you have!” They said almost synchronized.
You thought about it. You doubt they’d get all three wrong, but you weren’t going to be happy if they got all three right either. Fuck it. You’d been drinking a bit and the buzz was starting to hit you.
“Fine. Just three.” You said calmly and confidently.
They made the biggest shit faces grin ever and talked amongst themselves.
After about 3 minutes of whispers, giggles, “OMG”s and “no way!”s.. they finally had their three.
“Okay, our first one” Ino says.
You hold your breath. For some reason this is starting to just now hit you, but you don’t want to seem lame and back out now.
“Shikamaru!” They said in synchro.
You burst out in laughter.
“You-you had three minutes and came up with.. Shik-“ you cannot stop laughing.
“SHIKAMARU??” You said at the top of your lungs.
They looked at each other and smiled.
“We just needed a baseline of your standards. You know the guy has had it for you since that damn Genin exam!” Ino said in a fit of laughter.
“I always thought he was gay” you smiled while saying.
“Pshhh, probably is” Ino mocked.
You held your breath, yet again, knowing that their next guess was coming and would probably be correct.
“Okay our next guess is..”
“IRUKA!”
You thought about it. Did it really count as sex? I mean, you both came. He was the first guy that did make you cum.. You thought a bit more. The silence only making Ino and Sakura want to know.
“I mean..” you say, still in thought.
The girls look at each other with mouth wide open and smiling. An eruption of “OMG” and “I CAN’T BELIEVE IT”s came flooding out.
“I guess. It wasn’t really sex though” you were still lost in thought.
“What happened?? Tell us!!” Sakura said.
There wasn’t much to tell them, honestly. You were talking with him one day, friendly, and he invited you over to see his new set up. You went over and it was beautiful, leather sofa with a stunning cherry tree coffee table.
He wanted to show you his bedroom and kept apologizing on how weird he made the comment seem. But you made a sly comment back, something like “I wouldn’t mind if you led me to your bedroom more often”.
And that was really it. You just start kissing and got to his bed, and started touching one another. You could swear that you heard him say “I love you” under his breath as he came, but you were too focused on your own orgasm to care.
After cleaning up, you left.
You tried to explain this to the girls but they wanted more details.
You told them they were wasting their time and better get on with their third person before you just get up and leave.
They pouted.
“Okay,okay. Our third person is…”
“KAKASHI!” Biting their lip as they said it.
Kakashi? You and Sakura’s old sensei? Oh goodness no. You can’t even remember a time that you even slightly hinted at a flirt with Kakashi. Your relationship was very student-teacher respectively.
Now that you’ve grown into a woman with.. curves and breasts, though.. You do think about the even slight possibility of him using you. How his words would sound in the heat of the moment.. how his skin would feel touching you, gliding himself all around you..
You notice yourself trailing off, and not given the girls an answer.
“Hello? Earth to y/n” they say, waving their hands in front of your face.
“Sorry. No. Me and Kakashi never did anything of the sort, or.. even implied so” you said, shutting the girls down immediately.
“I swear that guy is a virg!! I’ve never seen him take any girls around!” Ino says to the both of you.
“Oh, no way. Kakashi is super attractive under his mask, he’s gotta! Or maybe he’s celibate? Hmm..” the two girls thought on it for a moment.
Thoughtful silence fills the air.
“Hey, I’d say you have a pretty good chance, y/n.” Ino says, breaking the silence.
“Yeah! You’re super pretty and if I’m being honest, I’ve caught him staring at you a few times since you’ve become a Jōnin” Sakura states.
You blush. Staring at you? No. You always recognize when men stare at you, even not out of lust. You’re a great ninja, and you would recognize someone staring. Maybe he was using chakra to hide his gaze? Why would he do that? No. Sakura must be mistaken.
All these thoughts ran through your head and you excused yourself as it was well past 2 am.
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Before you knew it, you were home.
You went into your bathroom, washed your face and brushed your teeth. Spitting out the toothpaste from your mouth, you look over at your phone. It buzzes, signaling someone messaged you.
Hayate.
You got excited for a moment, thinking it said “Hatake”. It’s become some sort of thing for you to put peoples contact as their last name. You remember the time you and Hayate shared together though.
The text he sent, though you could only see partial of it through the limited character amount given on the Home Screen, read:
“Hey, was just thinking of you and really think..”. That’s all you could unfortunately read before showing him that you’ve read the message.
After your conversation earlier with the girls, you realize you haven’t had sex in around 7 months.
Damn.
You open the message, now seeing its entirety.
“Hey, was just thinking of you and really think we should see each other again. I know I was just a fling to you but I miss you. Not just your body, but you. Your laugh and face. Everything” the message would’ve been sweet if he didn’t send his dick right after.
It wasn’t a bad dick, but why don’t these men know their dick angles?
It was a photo of himself from his point of view pulling his pants forward to show off his hairy, uncircumcised, hard, veiny cock. He was wearing blue underwear and had black sweat pants on.
Honestly, you probably would’ve ignored the message if you weren’t so horny yourself. “Fuck it. Hayate isn’t a bad looking guy and his dick is pretty satisfying” is all you thought to yourself. You snapped a pic you knew he’d like, it was your hands covering your tits, but still showing most of them off. He loved a bratty tease.
You sent the photo and didn’t think much, waiting for his response.
He responded after about 6 minutes with a video of him.
He was now on his bed, ‘pleasing’ himself. The video was only 32 seconds long, but it was a huge turn on for you.
He started slow, but would buck his hips up for you. His tip was now fully exposed, but his foreskin would still slide up and down it as he went on. His breathing was loud and irregular. He would let out slight groans the faster he went. You could see his dick twitching, just before the video ended.
You took your camera and took a photo of you sitting at the edge of your bed with your thighs touching. Your left hand lay behind you, supporting you up. And your right hand taking the photo. It didn’t show your face in it, only your body. But that was fine. It showed off your tits and beautiful thighs and you knew those were the parts Hayate loved the most.
Before you pressed send, you added a text under it saying “You should come fill me up again”. You bit your lip as you pressed send. You decided to go take a quick shower in preparation for Hayate coming over. You knew he wouldn’t be able to resist the invite.
Only about two minutes into your shower, you hear your doorbell ring. Hayate lived 25 minutes away walking, you doubt he would’ve used all his energy to get to you that quickly. Although you can’t be too sure.
You finish your shower up before heading to the door in just a towel. Hair wet and all, you open the door.
You’re absolutely shocked to see your sensei standing in front of you.
He smiles, “I think you sent this to the wrong person”.
Your mouth agape, you already know what you sent him.
“I.. I um” the only words you can get out of your mouth.
You don’t even know what to say. You just sent an explicit photo to your sensei.
“I’m so sorry” your eyes still plastered to his phone in front of you. You make your way up his phone to his contact name for you, though. Before he pulled his phone away, you read “Future Hatake❤️” you blushed even harder.
You both stand there in silence. You’re mad at yourself for this foolish mistake.
“May I come in?” Kakashi says, breaking the silence.
You’re confused. Does he want to talk about it? Maybe he wants to know who it was for? All these thoughts flood your mind and he makes his way inside your apartment.
“E-excuse me. I should get dressed” you leave and run into your room. You go through your clothes and decide on a white tank top and sleep shorts. It’s your home after all, and it’s well past your regular sleep schedule.
You come back in and find him sitting at the edge of your couch, legs spread and forearms resting on them. As always, he’s unreadable.
You sit at a chair diagonal to him and keep your head down.
“I.. er.. haven’t seen you in a long time” you say, keeping your head down.
“Hmm” he replies.
You can’t tell if he’s lost in thought, upset, sad or whatever it be.
“Who was the message for?” He finally says.
“It.. it really doesn’t matter.. haha..” you say, trying to escort the tension in the room.
He lets out a sigh, stands up and faces you.
“Tell me” he says. His voice deeper than normal.
You’re confused. It’s been months since you and Kakashi have spoken. Why would he care to show up after a text sent to the wrong person? Why does he care??
A question runs your mind.
“How did you get here so fast?” You ask, blankly looking at him.
He looks at you, no emotion in his face.
“I’m always there for you” he stares at you and says. You’ve heard him say this to you many times in the past. You never really held anything to it though, taking it like a friend would say as support.
“Kakashi. What are you doing here?” You say, with a bit of concern in your voice. You know Kakashi is a lot stronger of a ninja compared to you, and could most definitely toss you around if he wanted.
“I’ve had an eye for you since you’ve become a Jōnin. You’ve grown so much” he says, making his way over towards you.
“Be a good girl and lead us to your bedroom, hmm?” he says in the most.. casual tone.
You can’t deny this was a major turn on. But was this right? He’s like, what? 13 years your senior? 14? 15?! Plus, he was your sensei. He raised you when your parents didn’t. You definitely didn’t see him as a father figure, more like an older brother looking out for you.
Were you really going to let this happen? No. No way. You have to tell him no.
“Kakashi, I ca-“ before you can finish your sentence he picks you up like you’re weightless.
He drags you to your bedroom. Did he guess? Has he been to my apartment before? No, never. How does he just..know?
You wiggle, attempting to break free from his grasp. You’re still not all sure if this is what you want, but your core is aching. It wants him to touch you so bad, especially after Hayate’s video got you pent up.
Your heart is racing. Still writhing in his arms, he brings you to your bedroom.
In your squirming from the previous moments, you had lost your loose fitting sleep shorts. Now just in a white tank top and black laced underwear.
You wonder if you’re dreaming. How is this happening? Why? Why to you?!
He places you on your back, and you sit up on your elbows staring at him. His face is a slight pink, and his breathing is a bit erratic.
He puts his knee between your thighs, separating your legs from touching. You make a small noise when he pushes further into you. Staring at his knee, anticipating his next move. He lets out a slight chuckle.
“You’re so adorable”.
“Huh?” You look back up at him. He takes his hands and removes his band, and then his mask. You’ve seen him once without the mask before, so it wasn’t a total shock seeing his face.
He stares at you, and you just stare blankly back.
He then looks down at your breasts, your nipples are hardened by the sexual tension.
You move your head a bit more down, staring at his manhood. Even when clothed, you can tell it’s big.
You both unclothe one another and before you know it, you’re both making out nude.
Whilst kissing you, Kakashi says “I’ve been needing you for so long. That message sent me over the edge”. He puts his hands all on you, seemingly not knowing where to put them.
While on top of you, he spreads your legs and pulls you closer.
His dick sits right on top of your pubic bone, and down to the bottom of your belly button. You’ve been with a fair share of people, none of them as big as him.
You wiggle, demanding his attention to your dripping core.
“Such a needy whore, does Hayate know you chose me over him tonight?” Kakashi breathes out with a smirk.
Your eyes widen. How did he know you were texting Hayate? Did Hayate tell Kakashi? No. They may know each other but most definitely aren’t friends. How long has he been watching you?!
“Well?” He says, finally moving his cock towards your core. His dripping with precum, which mixes with your juices.
Kakashi runs his cock across your clit causes you to wince.
“I know you haven’t been pleased in quite a bit, y/n. You’re so pathetic, I’ve only been here 20 minutes and I already have your clothes off and cock dripping on your needy hole”.
You have no answer to him. He’s right. You’re a needy, pathetic slut that needs him so badly, and he knows it.
You try and give him the most doe eyes you can and say “Kakashi-sensei.. please use me..” you see his shield of cockiness falter for a moment.
“Oh fuck..” he says looking at your eyes.
You open your mouth to say please.. but before you can, he’s shoved his entire length into you.
You moan so loud, and instinctively go to cover your mouth. He grabs your wrist before you’re successful, and puts both your wrists over you head with just one hand. His other one reaches over for your phone. He unlocks it with your passcode, no way he could’ve guessed it. It’s literally just random numbers “18849”. He’s been watching you like he said..
He begins to pump into you rapidly.
“Oh fuck..ah~” you moan freely.
“Which one of these boys should I call? Hmm? Who should I show you’re being such a naughty whore for?” He says between breaths.
“S-sensei ple..ahh.. please d-don’t!” You can even speak with how rough he’s treating your core.
“I’m calling Hayate”.
“N-nO.. pl-pleasee sensei. I’m-I’m yours and… mmmfffggh.. only yours.. ahh..” you plead with him.
He decides not to call him, instead taking multiple photos and videos of you getting pumped by him.
He cums inside your pussy, letting out multiple groans throughout. You’re a bit disappointed it ended so quickly.. or so you thought. He continues to pump into you even after cumming.
“K-kashi… did.. did you..mmgfff~”
“Y-yeah.. I’ll stop using you when I want. You’re mine” he says with complete lust in his eyes.
He starts going through your phone.
You’re scared. You have texts on there, pretty nasty, to other guys. How will he treat you seeing them?
He shames you by reading them aloud.
“‘I’ll be so good for you master’ you love calling people titles huh? You like calling me sensei, huh?”
“P-pleaseeee…~~” you don’t even know what you were saying please to.
All you can think about is how unfair this all is. Yeah you’ve slept around and sexted men, but you’re sure Kakashi has texted his fair share of women.
“Hmmm… these photos you send them. Never thought your sensei would want to see you like this? All weak and pathetic over his cock”
It didn’t matter what he said. You didn’t know if he was saying it to be mean or horny but it was the truth nonetheless.
“I..ah~.. I don’t know..” you told him.
You came around his length.
“Ah..heh~” he says as he finishes pumping the last of his seed into you.
With the last remaining strength you have, you sit up and watch the sperm drip out of you.
You and Kakashi take a shower together, and you immediately pass out in bed, totally satisfied with your dick appointment.
You wake up to no Kakashi and a barrage of messages from Hayate saying shit like “you totally blue balled me but that’s okay I went out with one of your girls”. You just laughed so hard, you knew Ino would have no interest in Hayate, her standards are way too high. And Sakura was telling the truth most definitely about saving herself for Sasuke.
You went through your camera roll and sent him a video of Kakashi fucking you til your brain was mush and sent it to him.
Kakashi is all you want.
No.
Kakashi is all you need.
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animeomegas · 11 months
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What would the omegas do if they had a sick alpha?
Like say they were on a mission and somehow got a fever who do you think would go full on mom mode? Probably Neji-
Hmm, let's see~ I just did the first boys to come to mind, hope that's okay :D
The relief at seeing your front door come into view after a month long mission was the only positive emotion swimming in a sea of misery. You were soaking wet, cold, filthy, injured, hungry, and tired. A terrible combination, if you did so say yourself.
Despite feeling freezing, you knew your skin was hot to the touch. You nose wouldn't stop running either, and the back of your throat burned unpleasantly no matter how much you tried to swallow against it. You ached in places you didn't think your should, and the water in your eyes wasn't just dripping in their from your hair.
You were sick. Add that onto the already horrible list.
Wet, cold, filthy, injured, hungry, tired and sick. But at least you were home.
"I'm home," you croaked out, stepping into a wall of warmth and struggling to kick off your muddy shoes. Your mission pack fell to the ground with a thump but you didn't have enough energy to bother picking it back up.
"Welcome home," came the voice you were most anxious to hear. You watched through bleary eyes as your omega came to a stop in front of you. The last bit of mission anxiety melted away as it finally sank in that you were home, safe, with your partner.
Naruto
The grin that Naruto had shot you slowly started to dim as he stared at you.
"Are you okay?!" he demanded, running up to you and running his hands over you in search of an injury. The soaking wet and grimy clothes didn't even make him hesitate.
"I'm fine," you said in a stuffy voice, halting the movement of his hands with your own. "I'm just a bit sick."
Naruto's worry melted into determination. You remembered how much he flailed the first time you'd been sick while you'd been together, unsure of what to do to help, but he had since improved a lot.
Watching ten shadow clones pop into existence through your foggy vision made you feel a little dizzy, but that evolved into full on nausea as they all started running around as Naruto commanded them to complete various tasks.
"You! Start cooking dinner, sick people need soup! You, prepare the bed with blankets and pillows and lay out comfy pyjamas! You, go and clear out the pharmacy! You, unpack the missions bag!"
The orders kept on coming until there was only the real Naruto left.
"What are you going to do?" you asked, hoping the answer would involve some sort of cuddling after you'd spent a month with only the torrential rain of Amegakure for company.
"I'm going to help you shower," Naruto said confidently, his grin back on his face. "You'll be better in no time, believe it!"
"I believe you and I missed you," you said, already feeling better because of Naruto's blinding confidence that you'd be fine before long.
"I missed you, too! I've got so much to tell you! Do you know what Sasuke said to me last week-"
You let the chatter soothe your frenzied brain. It was nice to be home.
Neji
"You're sick," was the second thing out of Neji's mouth.
"Probably," you admitted, knowing that doing so was likely going to end with you on enforced bedrest for an entire week. Sure enough, the look in Neji's eyes was a familiar one... He was going to try and mother hen you better with every ounce of his being.
"Are you well enough to shower, or do you need to use the bath?" he asked you. You knew the option was a fake one; you would be doing whatever he decided you were up for, regardless of what you said, but you decided to answer anyway.
"I can shower, I want to get into bed as soon as possible and a bath will take too long."
Neji scrutinised you, pressing a hand to your forehead and cheeks in turn, weighing up how sick you were.
"Okay, shower it is," he eventually said, looping his arm through yours and leading you to the downstairs bathroom for a shower. "But I don't want to leave you alone in case you fall."
"That's fine," you said, feeling fuzzy. You knew his mothering would eventually become a little stifling, but right now it sounded like heaven. "I'm pretty sure some of my clothes have merged into my body at this point, so I'll probably need help getting them off."
"Of course, let me handle everything, you just try to relax."
Maybe it was because you were sick, or because you'd been without him for a month, but his earnest desire to make you healthy and happy brought some tears to your eyes.
"I missed you," you said, leaning on him as the tears made it even harder to see.
"I missed you, too," he said back. The moment lasted a few seconds longer before Neji returned to his mothering. "What sort of tea will you need after your shower? I have peppermint for sickness, chamomile for troubles sleeping, or echinacea for-"
You tuned him out, but that didn't mean you weren't happy to be home.
Shikamaru
It took all of about 0.2 seconds for Shikamaru to clock that you weren't well, and you knew things were going to get more intense before you could relax.
"You're sick," Shikamaru said, eyebrows furrowed as he came right up into your personal space and cupped your face in his hands.
"I'm fine, Shika, I promise, I just need a shower and some sleep," you tried to keep your voice steady but your hoarse voice only made matters worse.
"You're sick," he repeated again.
"Shika, I- whoa!" he cut you off as he lifted you bridal style, grimy, soaking clothes and all. "Put me down!"
He didn't answer and you knew you'd lost him for the time being. He would be in stressy caretaking mode for at least thirty minutes before his senses started to return and he was capable of meaningful human speech once more.
He carried you straight into your bedroom, placing you down on one of the arm chairs and immediately removing all your hidden weapons, supplies and clothes. He was working methodically, but his breathing was faster than it should have been and his pupils were far too dilated.
"It's alright, Shika, I'm home," you said softly, brushing your thumb over his cheek.
"You're sick," he said again, sounding upset and frustrated. "You shouldn't- you're not allowed to be sick."
You smiled, despite knowing he was being completely serious.
"With you looking after me, I'm already feeling better. I missed you."
"I missed you, too," he mumbled, before pulling off your shirt and scanning your skin for any injuries.
You felt a little guilty that your sickness was causing him such distress but you also felt safe knowing he was so attentive. He would help you clean off, tuck you into bed, and hopefully regain some of his clarity back when you looked less rough.
It was your turn to be the little spoon and you were already looking forward to it.
Kankuro
"You just walked through the desert, how are you still wet?" he asked, sounding amused.
"You're not allowed to bully me when I'm sick, Kankuro," you said, stumbling over to him and burying your face into his neck. You didn't care if you got him dirty, he deserved it.
"You're sick? I couldn't tell."
"Shut up."
He continued to tease you while he gently led you to the kitchen. He cleaned up your hands and face, and removed the outer layer of clothing which had received the most abuse from the elements. When he was done, he parked you on a kitchen chair and whipped up a sandwich for you.
"You'll feel a bit better when you've had something to eat," he said, putting the plate in front of you. He scooped up all the dirty clothes and put them in the kitchen sink for the time being.
You bit into the sandwich and couldn't keep back the moan. After a month of ration bars, Kankuro's god tier sandwiches were like heaven.
"Did you miss my sandwiches?" he snorted.
"Yes, but not as much as I missed you."
"Sap."
"You love it."
"Yeah, yeah, finish your sandwich then it's shower and bed time."
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I want to confess how awful my taste in husbandos is. here is my top 10.
(I try to add only 1 of each anime in there to make it fair but there is one anime that has at least 2 chars in my top 10. I do like alot more chars from the respectiv show but this is just the ones I like the most within each show.)
1. Bonten/Manila manjiro sano from Tokyo revengers.
(Jesus can't help me anymore. this man would kill me)
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2. Enji Todoroki/ Endeavor from MHA
(I know he is an abuser. I don't know what my body was thinking but dang.....he so hot.)
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3. Toji Fushiguro from JJK
(.....I might just have a thing for dads)
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4. wakasa imaushi from Tokyo revengers
(listen.....this is low key just because of Fanfictions and Head canons but I can't help it )
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5. sasuke from boruto (yes specifically from boruto)
(again....dad......uff...HE FINE)
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6. haise sasaki from Tokyo ghoul re
(again. not kaneki. only haise.....he is just fucking perfection.)
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(Clifford had to ruin everything (also probably the only greenflag here))
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7. Portgas D. Ace from one piece.
(I take it back, we have another greenflag here.....again.....someone ruined it for us....(I LOVE MY SUNNY OWL BOY))
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8. Kyōjurō Rengoku from Demon Slayer
(now he is still a red flag BUT......he did help the good guys and he is one of my oldest anime crushes)
9. Mello from Death Note
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(the next one is obscure but bear with me)
10. Kaede Hanagata from Kemono Jihen (read the manga!)
(HE IS A PUPPER FR! SO CUTE!)
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Hello, hello...What do you think are KakaSaku and DraMione’s each greatest personality strengths and weaknesses? Why? What do you love about their dynamic each?
(Hope you don't mind, that I copy the same questions from that same ask of that anon about SukuIta).
P.s Also can I ask your top 5 fav fics of those 2 ships? Please and thank you.....
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Greetings!✨ Minding? Are you kidding me? I get to talk about my favourite characters and ships soooo let’s get down to it, shall we?
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Kakashi is a genius in all ways that matter to become the perfect shinobi: he’s intelligent, capable of cold logic, perceptive, talented and has the will to perfect his skills. To me his greatest quality is to think fast and outside of the box. Not only does he analyse situations quickly but he also knows how to adapt his plans according to the changing variables.
Greatest weakness? Hmm…younger Kakashi certainly had more than one but older Kakashi? I think, since Naruto and Sasuke were the troublemakers with the greatest potential he focused — naturally — too much on them and forgot all about Sakura’s training. He knew she had the best chakra control among them and still abandoned her. Maybe he thought she would be fine without too much guidance but I think he underestimated her potential because she acted a typical teenaged girl.
Sakura is intelligent. She might not be a tactical genius like Kakashi but she definitely matches his analytical talent. It takes her till Shippuden to not only be good at analysing situations but to also come up with good plans. That and her chakra control make her formidable.
Her greatest weakness? I have to go with simping for Sasuke. On the one hand focusing on getting Sasuke back and not wanting to stand in his or Naruto’s shadow helped with her training, on the other hand it limited her options of what she wanted to do/achieve in life. We never find out. She had the obligation to do something with her talent apart from “stopping” and “loving” Sasuke and it was waaaaaasted.
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To me it made sense that in another universe or time or under different circumstances those two characters could have been close friends or more. They are both intelligent and nerds in their respective fields, which are traits Sakura — even when she was a Sasuke fangirl — appreciated. They are both kind and empathic characters with similiar values. I always had the impression that Sakura definitely would go for a partner, who matches her intellect and competence. Canon-wise Kakashi never invalidated Sakura’s feelings or made her feel bad about herself for not being or acting like the perfect shinobi. Instead he looked out for her, saved her or comforted her. I think the moment Shippuden rolled around he also respected her as a fully fledged shinobi. He acknowledged her skills but never stopped looking out for her in dangerous situations. Kakashi showed her the level of care and kindness her love interest should have given her. But since Sasuke couldn’t allow himself to have such bonds, the contrast between his behaviour towards Sakura and Kakashi’s was even more apparent. Not even Naruto was so soft with her:
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The softness of that gesture... During the Kaguya fight we get more than one scene where they are both so soft with each other. Not to mention every time Sasuke acts like a dickhead we get a reaction shot like this from Kakashi:
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Kakashi was always good a reading her. It looked like as if they had some sort of understanding of one another that didn't require a lot of words, probably because they are both very perceptive. Apart from that I think the difference in their temperament is the best combination for a power couple. They remind me of Minato and Kushina in that regard. He, the quiet, logical and kind one. She, the explosive emotional and intelligent one with too much doofus energy. Take that and their shared history and you have so many interessting arcs and story building elements you can explore.
Favourite Fanfictions:
I Found You Missing by Wolfy Tales
Unbroken by princezsupastar
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine
Will of Fire by Cynchick
Christmas Confessions by Cynchick
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Draco always had a lot of potential. His intelligence and creativity as well as his love and commitment to his family are his greatest strength. I think during his attempt to kill Dumbledore all of these attributes are combined and show what Draco is able to accomplish if he sets his mind to it. He is a problem solver and is able to make connections that aren't obvious to other people.
His insecurity and need for recognition is what is holding him back. It's also what fosters his cowardness. For some reason he is the Malfoy heir and still feels the need to compensate for not living up to his father’s (?) expectations. He is also more tilted towards the easy way instead of working hard or taking responsibility.
Hermione is brilliant and very persistent. A deadly combination. When she has a clear goal in mind she is working rentlessly towards it. Sometimes even with no regard towards others. Her ambition, studies and her talent to think logical saved Harry and Ron more than once.
Greatest weakness has to be her disregard of other opinions. She can be close-minded and has a hard time accepting other views about the world, especially about topics she has already thought through. Everything she doesn't understand or isn't able to dissect with logic, is dismissed or questioned by her.
Dramione is an intriguing idea because on the one hand they are opposites of each other: the Malfoy heir and the girl next door, the pureblood and the muggle born, Slytherin and Gryffindor, Death Eater and Golden Girl. And yet they also mirror each other in various aspects: Draco makes fun of her blood status showing he his set in his view of the world but so is Hermione. Accepting other views is hard for her. Draco can be analytical and hellbent on achieving his goal. Similar to Hermione. He can be cruel but so is she. He knows exactly what to say to trigger people but so does she. They are both impulsive. He is insecure ablout himself as is she. He wants to be recognized as does she. You can ask so many story building questions with these setups alone — even when you don't count in both the canon and headcanon moments and the shared history of those two. The clashes of their personalities and ideals makes for pure entertainment and drama, but their similiarities and the conflict of them being on different sides of the war is what great love stories are made of. They play well off each other in every situation you throw them in. I always thought that Hermione needed someone who is as smart and ambitious as her, but who is also able to question her world views and who isn't afraid to push her limits. Also he would charm her with his ingenuity. As for Draco (and that's purly speculation on my part), I think he would've reacted well towards somebody, who values something other than the Malfoy name in him.
Favourite Fanfictions:
Inverse by Elesrea
Osculum Annuum by MyDelphi
The Green Girl by Colubrina
The Right Thing To Do by LovesBitca8
Dragon’s Heartstrings by pinkinku
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