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curvykittyyssmutfics · 4 months

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"Slow down, Denji. You're gonna overstimulate her too quick. Slow licks. Yeah.. Just like that. Take your time, she ain't goin nowhere."

Aki speaks from across the room, patiently observing Denji struggle not to devour you. He slips his t-shirt off but leaves his sweats on. Head tilted, one hand resting on his raging dick as he leans back further into his chair. You don't know why he's still clothed; made you and Denji get undressed soon as this started.

"I don't want tooo. She tastes so fuckin sweet. Its like candy, Aki."

Denji's a fuckin brat but slows down anyway, giving you a chance to catch your breath. Even with him replacing his savage ass sucking with fast little kitten licks, you can't dig your toes out the mattress at the feeling.

"Yeah, I know she does. Don't mean you can do whatever you want." Aki tells him, squeezin his dick to the sight of you.

"Not the fuckin boss of me.." Denji mumbles into your pussy, making Aki's brow raise.

"That right? Want me to shut this shit down? Fuck y/n till she can't see straight while we leave you to play by yourself?"

That gets Denji back on track. Doesn't dare talk back. Only whines into your sensitive lil pus before getting back to his task.

"Thought so. Fuckin brat. Did you not promise me to work on followin directions? Gonna have to handle your bad ass later.. And you better make her cum real good too."

Theres no doubt about that. Tip of his tongue is dead on, swiping that spot on your slippery nub with an accuracy you wouldn't have thought a virgin could possess. He's only been between your legs for a couple minutes but apparently a few tips from Aki and suddenly he's a pro.

"Ahh, ahhh- Denji! Can't believe- didn't think- ohmygod!"

Aki chuckles as Denji moans around your clit, gripping around your thighs tight. The vibrations put an arch in your back that make Aki finally pull himself out to stroke; he's way too fuckin hard watchin you so drunk on pleasure.

"See what you're doin to her? She can barely take it. Use your fingers.. Yeah, like that. Bet shes squeezin round you.. Always bear hugs the fuck outta my dick when I first slide in."

"Mmmhmmm.."

A finger swipes at your opening, experimenting with the slip and slide of you. Denjis curious. Slowly lets his digit creep inside, suckin at you a little quicker. He's stares at your glistening lil puss, mesmerized by how you engulf him like his lips do to your clit.

"Good boy, Denji. Thats it.. Isn't he doin so well, sweet heart? Makin your lil puss flutter nice and tight, huh? Well, tell him then. Dont be rude.."

"Yeeees, Aki! Makin me feel so- ah, ah, ah!"

Denji can't take it anymore. Wants you to be a good boy, and to be the one that makes you cum but he so fuckin selfish. Needs something from you first: wants a real taste of your pretty lil chocolate pussy. So he abandons your clit, pulling you even tighter against his mouth so he can dig his tongue inside of you as far as it can go.

"Ohhhhmyyy- uh, uh, uh!"

It's too intense too fuckin quick. Your yank at his hair to pull him back but he doesn't budge, leaning into you body to trap you against the bed. He wiggles it inside of you erratically, no rythym at all. Just trying his damnest to reach your depths.

"Geez, Denji.. Should've known; you never fuckin listen."

But Aki doesn't stop him, quickening his strokes as he gets up to stand closer for a better view. He swipes at the precum streaming from his flushed tip. Reaching down with the same hand to pluck at your stiff nipples, smearing them sticky before rubbin slow teasing circles around your clit.

"Listen to that.. Hear that cute lil pussy singin for us? She's loud.. Even louder than your mouth. You so nasty, baby."

"Mmm mmm mmm."

Denji doesnt even hear Aki anymore, groaning in between your thighs like you just offered him a feast. Which is hella funny cause that's how he eats you. It's so damn sloppy, too messy. Your juices and his spit mixing to slide down your ass to the bed.

"Gonna cum Denji! Dont stop, please. Fuh-uuck.. More, Akiiii!"

Your pleas the prettiest symphony either of em has ever heard.

"Okay, y/n, okay. Let it out- ahhh.. Need to see you wet up his mouth, princess.Ohhh, gonna buss- don't stop Denji. Our girls gonna cum. Huh, y/n? Fuuuuck, you're so damn. beautiful."

He gives your twitchy lil button the attention you need, just not in the way expect. Stops rubbing to land 3 swift smacks against your clit. But your gone by the first, mindlessly squealing and cumming on Denji's mouth. Hips twisting uncontrollably but his hold on your thick thighs keeps you in place by. All the while, the fuckin brat makes multiple attempts to reach that special spot inside you with his devilish tongue.

"Mmmmfankoooohmmmm!"

Denji groans his appreciation when you shower his swollen mouth with your love. His tongue batters your walls, forcing moan after moan from your throat till your voice cracks.

What neither of you expect is for the scene to become to much for Aki. He pushes Denji to the side and bullies his cock between your spasming walls. He relishes how the end of your orgasm pushes him into his own.

"No fair, Aki! Wasn't done yet. Not your turn!" Denji's whining, swiftly standing to take Aki's place.

"Shut it."

He strokes his dick slowly, whimpering when he notices how Aki fucks you so good that when your lips part to cry nothin comes out. No breath in your lungs, mouth open wide in a silent scream as Aki leans over you and humps you quick and hard. You're left to grip at your covers, shapely brown legs wrapping around his waist; having no choice but to take what he gives you.

"Yeeees y/n! Bout to fill up my pussy, baby. You ready? Gonna take it all? Got so much cum for you, princess!"

You shake your head, hoping he takes some pity and pulls out.

"Nooo, Aki. Take it out. Don't want you too."

Your mumbled denial definitely lacks conviction.

"Too fuckin bad, baby- ohhhhshit! Can't stop now. Mmmm.. 'S too amazin y/n. Ahhh.."

Aki fills you and then some, thick streams pushing out everytime he fucks back into you. You're thankful his strokes turn shallow at the end of his nut, energy draining from his limbs as he lays over you heavily.

Denji watches as he jerks, envious of the intimacy between you two as Aki pecks kisses all over your face.

"A-aki, 'm close, so fuckin close.. Can I cum? Please, Aki, please?"

"No. Hands off." Voice commanding, he's back to his stoic demeanor; even though his hips still stutter slowly into yours.

Denji groans in disbelief, droppin his hand reluctantly. He can't believe Aki's bein this way. You came and he clearly just satisfied himself, shivers still running through him as he pulls his dick out of you. So then why can't Denji find some fuckin relief too?

But then Denji's pleasantly surprised when Aki spreads you wide, both watching as his nut pools too your entrance. You cover your eyes with your arm, embarrassed how they stare at his cum slowly oozing out and into the big puddle beneath you.

Aki looks at Denji, smiling brightly; cock still stiff as fuck.

"Kay, Denji. Put it in, your turn.."

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marunalu · 1 year

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You say you're a non-shipper but then why are you out there getting all pissy at people for LITERALLY ONLY SHIPPING BkDk and getting overly preotective of Izuocha??

Don't try take this as me hating on Izuocha/Ochako because OhMyGoD i MuSt Be A bKdK sHiPpEr AnD oChAkO iS gEtTiNg In ThE wAy Of My sHip

Just so you know I don't ship Bkdk really don't and yes I admit I love Izuocha

And I'm not doing this just to be rude/mean and try to be a bitchy ass piss baby I seriously wanna know

You call Bkdks hypocrites but here you are being so obnoxious and toxic over a ship???

Shipping is literally only saying hey wonder how these two would be in a relationship without everyone jumping you and telling you that ThIs ShIp WiLl NeVeR bE cAnOn BeCaUsE so and so

Everyone gets it, no way a shonen manga MC will be explicitly stated as Gay and I also get that you really hate bakugou, to each their own you have your reasons which are just as valid as everyone else's but why be so rude and toxic for no reason to people literally only enjoying their ship??

Just because Im a non-shipper I cant talk about my opinion about a ship I hate and its toxic fanbase on MY blog??? 🤨 If I get asks about that topic of course I answer them if Im in the mood or have time! And where am I rude or toxic? Im talking about MY opinion and MY thoughts on MY blog! If a bkdk shipper cant handle my critism of bakugou or their ship thats THEIR problem and not mine! I dont go to bakugou fans or bkdk shippers blogs and posts and attack them, I try to stay away from them as good as I can, unlike all the bkdk shippers who attacked, insultet and told me to kill myself! I never have done something like that and never would! So WHERE am I toxic?? Because I have an opinion I talk about on social media?? Then what are hardcore bkdk shippers of the caliber like dekakchan to you, who openly attack anti bkdk shippers and even other bkdk shippers if their opinion is not the same as theirs on a daily basis, say terrible sexist things about ochako, downplay every other relationship izuku has with his other friends and afterwards play victim when other people call them out for their bullshit?! Why arent you calling out that kind of people instead?!

If I had a problem with the normal part of the bkdk fanbase who just ship for the lolz I wouldnt allow bkdk shippers to follow me and would tell all of them to fuck off! All the bkdk shippers that follow me and I interact with accept that I hate bakugou and bkdk and never attacked me for it nor did I ever attack them! In my posts Im talking about the toxic part of the bkdk shipper fanbase who attack others because their opinion differs from them, because this people are the main reason why bkdk shippers have such a horrible reputation in the rest of the mha fanbase! Thats my right! I can talk and rant on my blog about whatever the hell I want and if people dont like that they can block me for all I care! Or at least blog the anti bkdk and anti bakugou tag, so they dont have to see this kind of posts. If they dont do that thats not my problem, simple as that!

And about the izuocha ship. While I dont ship it, I still think its a cute and wholesome ship like I think iidadeku or tododeku are too and Im supportive of all of them, but I dont look for fanfictions or fanarts of that ships, because Im not interested in shipping. Being a non-shipper doesnt mean, you cant defend a ship or support it though or that you cant like a ship, it just means its not where your main focus is on! Im supportive of izuocha, because ochako gets so much hate from bkdk shippers, simply because they see her as a treat to their ship and because she exists!

And about you saying that everyone knows and accepts that izuku and bakugou arent gay: man you never have read the bkdk posts on twitter, havent you?! 🤣

#bnha #anti bakugou #anti katsuki bakugou #anti bkdk #anti bakudeku #izuocha

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monkiebois · 2 years

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I bet if ever the kids get sick, which I suppose wouldn't happen too often, either Wukong would be the panicking "OMG my poor babey" or the totally chill parent while Macaque panics

oooooh boi i had fun with this one.

Hehe so lets take a look at the parents

one is a seven times over immortal who's only family in EONS has been an immortal god. he might have been a scholar at one time but in modern days she has NO IDE what kind of new diseases or treatments there are, now she could look it all up but that would send her into a 5am spiral down google.

"NEZHA HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT-" "FATHER PLEASE ITS 5AM YOU DONT NEED TO WORRY ABOUT EVERY OBSCURE AND RARE ILLNESS GOOGLE SHOWS YOU"

Meanwhile, there's Macaque, he is immortal yeah, I also hc when he was on Ffm he helped take care of the young ones but those were all either monkey DEMONS or regular monkeys.

Ofc bc of this he knows how to take care of bb Mk best and why he wants to be his babysitter so badly in the beginning. (look he needs something to do other than plotting revenge. he needs a fucking life and someone other than his ex-(turned partner again) in his life)

then again just like wukong he has no idea what new ailments or diseases have sprouted in the time hes been dead and alive again. he's more aware then wukong is but still, he has no clue if what the kids got is either a common cold, a stomach bug, or something that will end up killing the kids (it wont)

Nezha is immortal but not as immortal as wukong

Mei is mortal-but does live longer bc of the whole dragon thing (she might be immortal bc of the samadhi fire but i have no clue)

Mk is also a mortal(?????) no one actually knows bc of the whole "swk's powers" thing. so its like is he????? did he get ur immortalities or wat????

but because of this Macaque and wukong basically have the same reaction.

they freeze up, they panic for a moment. wukong emmedialty fears the worst and macaque just has no fucking clue what to do, even with mk he just doesnt know what to do. Macaque wants to help but what if he does something wrong? what if he makes it worse? what if he hurts them? what if he makes the little one cry? what ifwhatifwhatifwhatif.

ofc nezha is always there to snap those two out of it, even if hes sick. he'll throw a pillow at them and tell them to snap the fuck out of it. then the younger ones start throwing pillows too and suddenly it's a pillow fight and ohmygod their all idiots/ pos.

sooo yea macaque and wukong panic for a moment but once they snap out of it they do the normal sick stuff but one rule nezha has set in place "do not under any circumstances google it unless i tell you and I swear to the gods if you so much as think about using bing instead"

when Mk and mei were young and wukong and macaque were new to this whole thing they would take the kids to the doctor every time despite nezha insisting its nothing serious and that they just need something to eat, some warm blankets and some rest.

after nezha was proven right time and time again they listened to him finnaly and now they only go if nezha deems it necessary.

after the intitial panic though wukong SPOILS THEM. she will give them anything and everything they need and desire. she will faun over them and make sure they want for nothing while sick, sometimes macaque and nezha needs to stop wukong from getting/making something obscure bc one of the kids in there feverish state requested it.

i cannot tell you how many plushies mei has collected because she was sick and wukong jumped on his nimbus and came back with three in hand and a big smile on her face.

Mac is the more calm one after the panic, hes in the kitchen making something for them to eat (because if wukong tries to put candy or random fruit in the chicken noodle soup at mk/meis request again he will be the sick one) hes doing the laundry with the sick kids clothes, he's taking their temperature. (because wukong will not understand how it works) wukong is the emotional support and macaque is the one who gets the kids what they need while nezha guides the two. please he might be the older brother but they're the parents here.

Mk usually needs someone to snuggle with when he's sick, he doesn't like being alone when he's sick so one of them, usually mei. will snuggle up with him and hold him. even when he's older he grabs one of them and drags them to bed.

Mei is actually the one who got sick the most, and its because of the samadhi fire ring inside of her. its not so much sick as it is a form of heat stroke. of course its not as fatal to her but when she was young, even with a seal over the ring that wukong placed after the fire her little and young body couldnt control the heat of the ring and she would heat up much more then the average dragon. she was burning hot to the touch, wukong and nezha were the only ones able to touch her because she would get too hot. this was one of the only times wukong wouldn't panic because he knows the cause and how to treat it. they basically run a bath of cold water and they cast some ice spells. not normal ice that would melt immediately. so instead they keep filling the tub with magic ice, don't give her anything hot to eat and she'll be fine within the day. when mei gets older (24) these heat strokes slow down more and more and now that mei constantly uses her fire to beat up bad guys the excess magic buildup that caused the strokes no longer happen. She's barely gotten another stroke like that in the past seven years, it's only happened like three times.

Nezha....you'd think because he has the braincell he'd take care of himself better "I'm fine" "I'm fine "I have things to do, paperwork to finish" "(some random god) requested a meeting and I have to-"

"go to bed"

If it was up to nezha he would be efficient during his sick time but nooooo, the only way to get him to fuckin relax is to throw his little siblings at him, they pull some puppy dog eyes shit and then hold him and they all fall asleep together.

one thing that happens all the time after a sick day is that everyone crawls into the same bed with the sick one in the middle and they fall asleep in one big cuddle pile.

#anon ask #consequencesau💫#six eared macaque #liu er mihou #monkey king #sun wukong #mei #long xiaojiao #mk #qi xiaotian #nezha #spring gardens #shadowpeaches

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p0is0nvalz · 2 years

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Hii can i get some hcs for stranger things characters (robin, steve, eddie, chrissy, el/jane, mike, and argyle) with a reader who is like mitsuri from demon slayer??

um. YES!??!? HOLY SUCKING SHIT I LOVE THIS GRRRR

Warnings: mitsuri backstory mentioned, injuries, emotional shit, eddie is a perv, reader is kindof oblivious.

Robin:

robin first sees you injured and crying loudly, and when she actually sees your features it takes every fiber in her body not to fall down to her knees and start worshiping you.

“um.. are you okay..?”

You sniffle and look up at her, and literally see this dreamy girl about your age, checking up on you.

‘oh. My. God’ ‘OHMYGOD SGES SO PRETTY IM GONNA SCREAM’ ‘HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH’ ‘GAY GAY HOMO GAY’

From that day on, robin is such a protective bb! Always standing up for you

(them)

ANYWHO. When she sees you in your tiny demon slayer uniform fighting a demon she looked like a cartoon character. Eyes wide and jaw on the floor. Then she noticed iguro with the same expression and litterally bitch slapped him. (Which didnt hurt but he acted like it so that you could patch him up). But yeah, shes super protective and vv sweet. She has some jealousy issues tho (i would too look at her gf, that is a drop dead gorgeous person)

Steve:

steve is such a big sucker for you omg he’d do anything for you.

once he heard about how nobody wanted to marry you he got down on his knees. “Uhhh i dont have a ring but will you marry me?”

which he thought youd laugh it off as a joke but you cried really hard and after 15 minutes of steve calming you down, you said yes

so you guys got married with dollar store rings that left a green-ish imprint on your finger, but you guys never cared about that expensive stuff, all you guys cared about was eachothe-

*slaps myself out of cheesiness* ok.. next…

Eddie:

Grr hes such a tittie man. You’d come back home from slaying demons and he’d be on the couch watching tv and waiting for you to come back in your uniform so he can shmush his face in your boobs.

hes so hooked for you omg. He giggles and kicks his feet giddily whenever you guys are on a call or hanging out.

he loves to give you stuff. If theres something he sees that looks like something you’d want but its too expensive? He makes drug prices higher.

chrissy:

CHRISSY CHRISSY CHRISSY OMG.

IMAGINE YOU BOTH ARE LIKE CHEERLEADERS AAAH

ok so you guys both are cheerleaders (you have the boobie window on your uniform still ofc bcs mitsuris outfit is iconic.) nd everytime you guys are cheering just the two of you, she has to look away bc ur not wearing a bra and she doesnt want to seem like a perv but her body is screaming at her to look again. She braids your hair and does your makeup<3

you guys are in a secret relationship ofcourse, (chrissy is ‘dating’ jason) and she doesnt like it one bit. She wants to show you off as her girlfriend, but you, you think its romantic. You call it “forbidden love” and blush and giggle. Ofcourse, you’re sad too but you dont want to ruin her reputation.

Argyle:

argyle ugh i lov him hes a big teddy bear. hes litterally drooling at the sight of you when he first meets you. you’re giving your order to argyle as he's just spacing out. All he got was ‘6 six large Hawaiian pizzas’ and thats all he needs to know. he almost messes up the pizza from looking at you so much.

when he sees you at the byers house playing with will and ell, he freaks out. While hes jus standing there with wide eyes and an ‘o’ shaped mouth you’re like ‘oh my goodness its that cute boy!!’

yeah, hes more than freaking out

El/jane:

you guys meet through will. Shes always so awestruck when shes with you, always nodding profusely when you’re telling a story. You and her will go out at night and watch the stars, occasionally you guys will wake up tangled in eachother and at a baby park, wondering what the hell happened

mike:

hes freaking obsessed with every inch of you. As a boy going through puberty, this man has never seen titties in his life untill you accidentally flashed him. When you noticed, you appoligized till you almost lost your voice.

He loves playing with your hair. When hes laying between your thighs, he’ll reach up and twirl your hair untill his arms hurt <3

hes a bitch to everyone but you. He’ll be sassing somebody and the second you walk in hes a soft baby, giving you puppy dog eyes and hugging you.

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blueiight · 10 months

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back to wiaw…keeping them home fires burning readthru.

hilde’s graduation<333 i feel like a proud dad omg she was just 7 years old yesterday😢😢😢

Martin and Kircheis, neither of whom had any estates to speak of, remained silent, Kircheis with his placid smile, and Martin looking uncomfortably at Hilde. miss martin shaking up the table.. yang’s current situation im still reeling from how sotp ended. was not in the right frame of mind to fully process & still wont be until hes in the mix once more. hilde saying ‘HANK’ is Good with a capital G. like. u dont even know his name pop!.. hilde would be the perfect lawyer fuck this stone age empire. poor kircheis out of his body here 🤣🤣😢

good friends winkwink. yang noooo😢😢u not leeching off the mariendorfs they love u theyre literally the only good family on this side of the galaxy.

“I think we have more respectability put together than either of us have apart.” hes willing to rep reuenthal at grandpa’s funeral AND be maggie’s mutual beard.. one lazy man, roped into so much shit. its funny cuz in sotp it was maggie who was the high life baroness ‘marrying down’ but now with her 'fall' from grace itll be viewed as yang dragging her ‘back up’ into respectable society .. oh how the wheel keeps turning. or wdf this work is titled

Yang nodded solemnly. “The thing about mothers, young sir, is that everyone has one, whether she’s around or not.” stunning wisdom from our friend ‘HANK’

wiaw fred actually seems more like a haggard worn down slightly paranoid emperor than his enigmatic show counterpart. liking it. sad for yang, but dont worry my dear ‘HANK’ , at least one old man loves you (franz giving him the ring was so heartfelt). and having the emperor now dislike u should be an homage to ur waning proletarian spirit anyways

THE DREAM… ohmygod. something about how dreams neurologically work in that the mind goes into strange places but also knowing this is a fictional narrative so this means a lot. the cars running backwards. please visit my father, yang entering the door alone. wow. yeah. family. marriage. possible political problems. somethings going on here.

SIT flashbacks oh when it was all so much easier😢😢😢even if he was being a CUNT there

poppa r.. when is he ever not drunk. wait. grandpa being only 12 years older than the father.. that man said oskar’s mingling with the foreigners and the queers bc hes barely a noble (aka a ‘ bastard ‘ ) oh this family trifling & dubious AF. i love that his whole family situation is so enigmatic & haunts the narrative bc thats how it rly be in these fucked up family situations.

“He looks just like his mother, you know.” When Yang said nothing in response, Reuenthal’s father continued. “She was proud, too. I wanted her to ask me for forgiveness, but she never did, and then she killed herself rather than apologize.”

“What, exactly, were you waiting for her to apologize for?” Yang hated him.

“You know what.”

It was a testament to the brilliance of Reuenthal’s pride, that he would never apologize for existing, despite how much his father wanted him to. Yang loved him for it.

“I hope you realize someday, Herr von Reuenthal, that your wife and son never apologized to you because they had nothing to apologize for.”

“You don’t know anything,” Reuenthal’s father hissed, and Yang remembered, vividly, the same tone, the same voice, spitting at him from across the booth at Joseph’s bar, a lifetime ago. It was the same unbridled malice, when a Reuenthal was confronted with this truth, the one that they didn’t want to face because facing it would hurt too much. Only this time, it wasn’t Reuenthal-Yang’s-friend— it wasn’t Oskar— it was this living ghost.

“I know Oskar,” Yang said. “And that’s enough.”

Everything about this passage is so…my chest hurts. wiaw yang is so so sweet and loving of wiaw reuenthal in a way thats believable. its like how hes always in the mix of some bullshit in the gaidens+ canonverse wise and he doesnt wanna be there but hes there for his own interest in the topic and/or love for the person involved. and omg For Pride!!!! lotgh ep93 namedrop. it is all In the Name Of pride. but that pride is fundamentally rooted in spite which is a trainwreck we all just waiting for it to happen. this is relatable. the ova canon physical resemblance to his mother, the wiaw canon dispositional resemblance to his father in his (vilest) moments… amazing.

CH2 MITTREUEMITT on ISERLOHN together. i never mentioned it b4 but their flagships being named after 2 halves of the same city omg this is even more egregious than canonverse Brunhilde & Tristan somehow. its giving what needs to be gave

Reuenthal tapped his chin. “Stuck is an interesting word for it.”

Mittermeyer raised an eyebrow. “Dangerous talk.”

everytime someone in wiaw says 'dangerous' talk i smile like a hideous creature. wait. wait. theyre at iserlohn. and yang’s promise to braunschweig involved iserlohn. ohmygod and they dont even know💔💔

Seeing Reuenthal regularly did something indescribable and potent to his mind, made him feel like a student again, with all thoughts of home distant and unpleasantly vague, and Reuenthal right there, so physical in front of him.

u make me feel like i am young again… omg💔💔💔💔💔

Reuenthal’s hand tangled in Mittermeyer’s hair, almost pulling on it, and Mittermeyer nipped at Reuenthal’s lips in exchange, causing him to make a soft, needy noise, his other hand digging into Mittermeyer’s uniform.

Mittermeyer pulled him back towards the bedroom, and Reuenthal easily followed. They didn’t bother turning on the light, but light spilled in from the living room, plenty to see by, and Mittermeyer gave one glance at his bedside table, confirming that he had remembered to put away in the bottom drawer the photograph of Eva that usually had a place of honor there. It was as much for his sake as it was for Reuenthal’s.

. the mittreuemitt dynamic i sold my soul for at the cost of everything else (the actual rammifications. da rammys, brah.) id pay 6 billion dollars & comm all the rly lovey dovey scenes as RARE AS THEY ARE it just makes it better when we get it (& hurt more laterz.) im still at the reuenthal knight of kapche-lanka scene. but honestly mittermeyer knowing its some fuckshit impending when reuenthal’s voice is ‘light’ ohmygod i love it pillowtalking reassignments+ their ever present disdain for obes … n the association of home with heterosexual love and guilt! ohmygod..

i am amazed. im not a multi shipper like that bc i feel multi ships tend to have a preferred chara + snub others at best i prefer discrete pairings (having multiple ships but theyre discrete relationships at different stages of a character’s lives) but the writing of these relationships moves me.. like i believe they all love eachother in their own ways and thats what makes it hurt even more.

“You want to drive?” she asked.

“No,” he said. “I want to kiss you.”

mitt is the only one of the 479 mafia who learned how to spit game so thats why he has two— not even gone say it.

does wolfgang mittermeyer eat pussy, thread locked after firey debate

YANG😢😢😢that old heffa been workin him to death smh. and omg he rly cant drive.. my boy is useless below da neck frl

“If I was being mistreated at work, wouldn’t you want to know? Even if there was nothing you could do about it but worry?” she asked, cutting to the core of the problem with her hands tight on the wheel. “I love you, Wolf, and I don’t want to be lied to to spare my feelings.”

BABY GRL UON EVEN WANNA KNO THE SHIT YO MAN BEEN UP TO… ohmygod.

Dinner was a pleasant and cheerful affair, but Yang kept yawning, and the dark circles under his eyes made him look almost pitiful, so Mittermeyer’s mother had tucked him up in the guest bedroom immediately after dinner. omg hes so adorable i feel bad for him too FUCK BRAUNSCHWEIG

“Some of them.” He paused, then added, “More of them bring their mistresses.” and you get to work with yours!

The convo w his mom is scaring me .. after sotp we are getting into totally original content not to say nat hasnt been incredibly creative but ygwim here my knowledge of lotgh canon will not carry me thru these next parts like they did b4 and ik canon mitt was the immortal gale wolf but that convo gave so many death flags oh my lawd

DID EVA MISCARRY DURING THE STRESS OF THE FLEGEL SHIT OHMYGOD? My heart legit hurts 😢😢😢😢💔💔💔 WHY IS THIS SO SAD FOR ME???

“I know.” Mittermeyer looked away. “What did they think you were going to do?”

“Oh, I think they thought that you and I had something going on.”

they may have been wrong at the time but ngl i need there to be sum that go down between the two of yall. i have never begged for poly like this before in my 95 years of existence. reuyang still need they top, gurl LIKE u know his real name😢 u mess w the same girl its meant to be.

“No,” Yang said. “A friend of mine— Boris Konev— he made it up as a joke. It just sounds almost like ‘Yang Wen-li’ when you say it fast.” He shook his head. “That was a million years ago, now.”

I FUCKING KNEW IT KONEV UR SUCH A TROLL⚰️⚰️⚰️ Ugh yang hits different bc hes such an honest sort of sentiment i cant describe it hes not just kind hes truly genial& theres just this sense of weariness in wiaw so early here that he doesnt exhibit until the near end of his life in lotgh canon and it makes me so sad.

Yang shook his head. “I have no idea.” The melancholy in his voice was almost painful for Mittermeyer to listen to. He crouched down next to Yang, and handed him back the box with the engagement ring. Yang turned it over in his hands. “I have no idea what he’d think of me now.”

“You don’t think he’d be proud of you?”

Yang rubbed the back of his head. “I don’t even think he’d recognize me.”😢😢😢😢😢😢

chapter 3’s title. Oskar von Reuenthal Was Born Innocent. We gettin into it Na Chile

THAT OLD BITCH DIED WE SMOKING ON THAT PETER PACK…

The thing that made him clench his hands into white knuckled fists was the second part of the message, which said that Reuenthal had inherited everything that there was to inherit.

He didn’t want it. Not the money that was listed there in the message, not the investments that his father had made, not the house, not the land it sat on. He didn’t want any of it, and he had thought— by virtue of his father striking him from the family record almost a decade ago— that he would be free of it. He hadn’t given much thought to what would become of the property if his father failed to assign an heir (though the mental image of it crumbling into dust sometimes flashed through his head, when he remembered it,) and he had taken as much pride as he could in making his way in the world without any hope of an inheritance to fall back on.

As with every other thing his parents had given to him, it was his burden to bear, and he would bear it.

This is so powerful. and evocative. this is also the worst time for him to receive the sort of news about yang& maggie. this is perfect.

He didn’t even know if that was what he truly wanted— he knew he shouldn’t want it— but there was this sensation of pressure behind his eyes, an impulse that said the only way to free himself was to crash into something with great force, full body: a train, his face into a wall, a fist. It didn’t matter what. His body hungered for the pressure, a release valve for whatever thought he couldn’t put a name to.

like… i dont even have words i just love this. he drank instead. but he drank.

im fighting the urge to post every single paragraph of reuenthal in his father’s mansion. but im gnawing at it. just know. and in this. i remember reuenthal is the only living person who calls yang by his first name. and only in select moments. im...

“Come to my place.”

“No.”

“I’d like to see you,” Yang said.

Reuenthal took a long moment to weigh Yang’s tone. If he was offering out of pity, Reuenthal had no interest in seeing him. But if it was a genuine want on Yang’s part…

“Come here, then,” Reuenthal finally said.

“Okay,” Yang said. “I will.”

im horrified at seeing my pathology reflected here but poor yang can barely drive! and mind u its snowing ! ohmygod. OH wait we getting good fucking use of that tag i knew of it from em’s beautiful drawing but the Context makes it so much more meaty.

But Reuenthal didn’t need to keep his mother’s dresses as a reminder of anything. He had better ones. WAIT WHAT. AND WE WILL NEVER GET TO KNOW CUZ YANG IS HERE. AND.

He looked at Yang for a long moment more, the dream frozen. But then Yang stepped forward into the room, crossing the threshold, and the dream fell away, and it was just them once again, Yang coming towards him as he sat on his childhood bed. THE DREAM IS ACTUALLY SHARED AND ITS REUENTHAL’S NIGHTMARE?. WHAT IS IT WITH THESE FUCKING DOORS.

A housewarming party. im sure thisll go well/sarcasm

“Okay, then invite Evangeline too.”

“She won’t come anywhere near me unless Baroness Westpfale is also in attendance.” WHY U SO MEAN TO HER . I KNOW WHY. AND I WILL KILL U WITH ROCKS

Personally, Reuenthal didn’t feel like there was that much tension— Magdalena seemed perfectly willing to give better than she got— but Yang had been tugging at his hair watching their back and forth.

Tears ran down my face from how much i laughed at this. stop ittt ur hurting her (yang seeing two ppl he cares about go blow for blow). this is why i love wiaw cuz ppl love to force cringe ~sappho~ ~mulm~ soldiarity bullshit but maggie being brash and reuenthal being a sexist is so essential. im sure theyll get along even worse (/positively said. i love terrible things.) when he gets the tea abt maggie n yang </3. how can i speedrun to the elfriede reuenthal floor shit that i heard about

blue flowers in a gold and black beer mug. like . get it the fuck together girl.

MITTERMEYER. I SEE WHY THEY CALL YO ASS THE GALE WOLF. CUZ U MOVE FAST. this is the mittermeyer i love. i love how yang is so easy w/ reuenthal like easy kisses fade to black scenes do u want me to come by? in the snow? & i cant drive? while mittermeyer just jumps him hands on his hips while his ole lady upstairs. teeth clacking in the kiss. insane. insane. the 479 trio gets down hanny

reuenthal @ eva

“Oh, I don’t think that Hank has either the ability or the desire to dictate what I do.”

“Then you would make a poor wife,” Reuenthal said flatly. “And I would not wish you on him.”

There was a moment of awkward silence around the table, then Magdalena laughed, very loudly. “Oh, gods, Oskar, you are hilarious. I hope you come to our wedding and stand up and loudly object when they ask if anyone has a problem with us.”

THE WAY MAGGIE IS THE ONE WHO LAUNCHES THE WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT IN SUUUUUCH A WAY. OMG.

this is the one of the only fanfic to ever exist. “Being married to Mittermeyer might be nice.” like. im cackling. this is one of the worst days in his life

OH. OH AND NOW. WE ALMOST SUCKIN DICK IN WINECELLARS NOW. WOW.

“I’ll let you know.” He would not let her know.

If Magdalena wanted the tour, he would give her the tour.

FUNNIEST thing ever. the trauma congaline is even funnier. ohmygod. pop dont ever get help💜💯DID YOU WANT ANY LEFTOVERS. THERES PLENTY OF CAKE. IM IN TEARS. hes so demented

Yang muttered. He finished his drink in what looked like one gulp, then leaned further on Reuenthal until his head settled, catlike, in Reuenthal’s lap. “I still do feel bad, though.” Yang’s eyes were closed, and Reuenthal stroked his hair. Magdalena watched, sipping her own drink, and Reuenthal silently dared her to say anything.

theyre so cute ohmygod. yang is so cute.. little kitty . im going to cut my fingers off and eat them. this is my most disorganized wiaw read (as if any of this shit was ever put together) im so gone rn. magdalena faking like shed throw the glass.

“I want to try this on,” she said, holding up Yang’s uniform, which he hadn’t noticed her carrying out of the bedroom in the dark.

ANOTHER USE OF THAT ILLUSTRIOUS TAG OMG she literally says in gaiden she would love to wear a uniform. oh my god this story is perfect

“Come on,” Magdalena said. “Call me sir. Just once.”

“Yes, sir,” Reuenthal said. It alarmed him how easy it was to indulge her.

Guys is this.

is this what.

“I don’t think this even belongs to him. I think you’re trying to trick me, for some joke.” He pulled the ring off his finger. He held it up to the light, then moved to toss it into the fire. She let out a yelp of surprise and grabbed his hand before he could let go of it, gripping tight with wide eyes and fingernails that dug into his skin. It was the first genuine reaction he thought he had ever gotten out of her, and he was smugly satisfied by it.

U wont be able to come back down 3-1 …

This simulacrum was close enough to be disturbing and fascinating, in a way that he couldn’t refuse outright.

OH WE SHOLL IS GOING THERE OHMYGOD. maggie wearing hank’s clothes in this simulacrum. her desire to take on these roles. ‘Hank’. he never got a chance to kiss ‘Hank’. theres this thing u did here w how reuenthal randomly has these moments of being in his head in the ova& getting caught up in his own illusions / head (“but im not a poet im just a vulgar warrior!” girl u was just waxing poetics about history wanting its blood n spacing out at the commander’s chair thinking about the police taking pics of ur mom’s death.) at times that. in wiaw its handled in such a tantalizing way is just. so so. wow. some ppl may find it tangential or slightly ooc but ur working magic out of scraps here n ppl dont see it. ppl dont see it. and it hurts my soul

And the morning after. i feel like something was fucked here thatll never go back the same. this and sotp is like. a complete fuckening. if thats even a word mane. omg. i done died

#wiaw #wiaw read #i think a part of me died tonight. not least cuz of what happened but this. this killed me.#and reinhard is coming back to me?? im not ready.#I wanted the whole weekend to this but i read this over 2 nights cuz iwtv s2 took my soul away then i got drunk and had a time

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asterssunzephyr · 10 months

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Any fluffy stories of the Coffee Shop AU? uwu

Now that I finished my first semester uwu

WOOOOO WELCOME BACK<3!! Glas you finished your semester!

The day Kat & Shelby get together is filled with SOO many mess ups. First the coffee machine wouldnt work, then some flowers had to be reordered, then Katherine wasnt off in time to go see Shelby before the flower shop closed, then Gem pulled Shelby to a party(XorXor pulled Kat to the same party its fine).

So many little things that stacked ontop of each other, neither of them were sure they'd be able to see each other before Katherine left for a month(Shes going to see her brothers over in hermit city for the month!); when Shelby sees Kat at the party she knows she has to take the chance before she loses it(and she doesnt know if she'll ever get it back).

Kat is bored at this party. She doesn't want to be there, and Scott isnt making it any better while talking about his boy issues('Jimmys with Tango but Im in love with Jimmy! What do I do?!').. Katherine doesnt know how to help!

When she sees Shelby walking over and almost falling she has to stifle a laugh to go and help her stand on her own feet rather than leaning on a wall.

"Having fun, tripping over your own feet and all?" "Ha ha, very funny Kat." "You know Im messing with you. Cmon, lets go dance!" "Kat I just got done dancing with Pearl please-" "Well I havent had the chance to dance with you!"

The only reply she got was a sigh and the shake of a head from Shelby, yet they still danced together. Shelby wasnt about to pass the moment up(especially since "the moment" is dancing to a slow song with Katherine. even if the song is country, its good!)

Xor & Gem are watching across the room(theyre also dancing but no ones paying attention to them) & are lowkey fangirling over this moment.

"Ohmygod." "They're actually dancing together." "and so we succeed??" "Not yet, they havent talked since they started dancing" "ughhh"

When Kat & Shelby do start talking they fuck up & talk over each other

"So, I have-" "Can we-" Cue Kat giggling over this. "Go on, Shelby." "Ah uh.. I wanna tell you something, before you leave." "Mhm?" "...I like you. Like a lot, and Ive wanted to tell you for weeks now and I havent had the chance to."

Shelby braces for rejection but is instead greeted by a kiss, a chaste kiss but nonetheless!

"Wh huh wha-" "I like you too, Shelby." "You do?" "Would I have kissed you if I didnt?" "Good point."

A few days later, Katherine texts her brothers and tells them she has someone thats coming with her for the month.

Cub, Impulse & Scar get along great with Shelby.

(I am on mobile btw so colours are limited</3)

#zephs aus #asks and replies

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7k9sinthee · 7 days

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Yyeerrrpp thats it!!!!!! Oc drop

Ignore unrenderes versions. i dont have room for all rendered pngs and didnt make a templates thing like the imagine below (again)

Lore drop when????

In order from (top>middle>bottom)left to (top>middle>bottom)right,,,,

Ella; PoTO oc whos ,,x Meg Giry,, GAY!!!!!!! Violinist,,,!!! HAS A FATHER???? AND A MOTHER???? AND A HAPPY ENDING????? (yeah,,,),, heterosexual eyes even though shes GAY!!!!!!!! Despised men a bit

Zombee; cutie oc whos a bit of an artist but gave up in the end,,, DEAD(and gay)!!!!!!! Friends with; Odalis !! Betrayal 💔💔💔

Marie; basically self-insert fod 1990 poto because,,, x Cherik ofc,,,, singer yum!!!!! In the same universe as Ella but they dont know eachother too much so they dont interact much,,, both end up happy :33333

Odalis; DEAD!!!! gem body 😯!!!!! Crystal hair,, no it is not soft and silky,,, it is hard and unmoving 💔,,,,, a bit gay but doesnt even know who they are,,, tragic......more betrayal💔💔💔

Elysia; TWST OC!!!!! First oc like ever drawn,,, is a literal star,,,, one of the youngest ocs (2nd),,, too many scars to count (is too clumsy for the Earth world amd often forgets how to move)

Charles: !!!!THE BABY!!!!!! is dead unfortunately 💔💔 (no one gets to live happy) baby of Oli (not rlly but whatever) actually the calmest of all my ocs,,, everyone else is either GAY, on that zaza or tweaking a bit,,

Angel; SWEET CHILD💔💔💔 Betrayal is a common theme,,,, family betrayal,,, chefs kisss,,,, family issues EVERYWHERE,,, poor baby only called an angel after dying brutally💔 burned eyes she cannot see properly,,, loves Verona with all her soul,,, religious trauma (same)

Oli; OHMYGOD!!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!!! literally THE father,,, if all ocs(mine or others if??) met him,,, hes so sweet pls, actually died peacefully at a nice, old age,, a bit of poor vision from old age,,, actually looks hes in his like early 20s but hes in his 40s,, no specific age because age is nothing when its in the thousands (4000=40,, 2000=20, etc.) Same universe as; Charles, Angel, Verona

Verona; oh poor baby,, literally towers EVERYONE. (7'1),,, absolutely in love with Angel but tries to avoid her,,, why? Because Angel is a literal angel (not yet) and doesnt want to mess up her goal,,, isnt aware Angel is willing to lose everything for him,,, Scary horns and teeth,, hides everytime he can 💔💔

Milo(below); WOLVES!!!!!!!! i love wolves sm,, i was wantinf to make this oc for so long but didnt know the style,, this is just raw like headshot and theres no fit yet,,, literally messiest hair ever,, LIVES IN THE WOODS????? universe hopping moron (has gotten stuck in ulternate universes before (actually was there because it mean she got a family fot once)) wants the golden locs fairytail life (find family and be happy with them, even if they arent wolves as well),,, she wont get it but still wants it, WOLF NOSE BECAUSE YES!!!!!!! Honestly couldnt give a fuck but does because she feels bad 💔 (no one gives a fuck about her)

I had another oc that was like maned wolf oc who was trans (ftm) but i lost it so ill draw him soon 💔 (if i remember to do so)

^^^^ These are wanted crimials,,, be on look out,,,,,, they might steal ur forks and spoons....... and socks if u arent carful................

Ask for full lore and i will so absolutely drop everything to explain 🙌🙌🙌🙌

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blackvail22 · 4 months

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going to watch a movie and have dinner w a friend but for some reason my brain is thinking its a date so my brain is in like panic mode and like i just want to flirt but i cant but my mind and body wants to and it doesnt help because i had a small crush on said friend during the time i wasnt with my boyfriend and when my friend had a girlfriend still but now he is single and im not and oh my god im going to freak tf out

WHY DOES MY MIND THINK ITS A DATE WERE JUST HANGING OUT BE CHILL OH MY GOD

is this my mind saying i am deprived of affection

damn? ohmygod thank god i have counseling before our hangout or else id combust

she can calm me down fs!!!! she still doesnt know im dating my bf and i dont plan on telling her. i know shes supposed to know "everything" abt me but i cannot tell anyone about it because its highkey embarrassing of me!

update: i never told my counselor lol! ill tell her this upcoming week

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vammppyre · 6 months

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LOKI S2 FINALE REACTION

cuz ik this is gonna be Bat Shit Insane

I am SO EXCITEDDDD

ok here we go

THE INTRO IS EPIC

OMG THE TIMING AHHH

WHYD HE STILL LET TIMELY SPAGHETTIFY???????

is that like the furthest back he can go or something????

nvm hes just struggling (fair, hes watching someone spaghettify over and over again)

DUDE JUST TELL THEM YOU FIGURED OUT HOW TO TIME TRAVEL

the model scene again is sending me omg

AGAIN. TELL THEM THE TIME SLIPPING WAS TIME TRAVEL

tell them tell them tell them you're driving me insane loki, GIVE THEM AN EXPLANATION PLEASE BBY

omg he knows all the weak spots on the suit omg

HE SMARTTTTTT

mobius confusedddd

HE SO SMART NOW

YAYYYYY TIMELY

she's so brave! she's well-behaved! she is not afraidddddd!!!

CMONNNN TIMELYYY YOU GOT THISSSS

HOOF IT HOOF IT HOOF IT

centuriessss omg hes been going through it im gonna cry thinking about it holy shit. all for his friends. I love him so much

WIZARDDDD

NOOO THE READINGS WHATS HAPPENING

shittt no the pruning has to happen doesn't it....

oh god

is he gonna have to go back to before the end of s1?

HE IS WHO REMAINS NOW ISNT HEEEEEEEEEE

HE WHO REMAINS (rip) WAS RIGHT ITS GOTTA BE LOKI

hug mobius hug mobius hug mobius before they all die again please please please

I WAS RIGHT HES BACKKKKKKKK BOIIII

AHHAHAHAHHA THIS MEANS NO MORE CANON SYLKI KISS AHHAHAHAHAH

tell her u time traveled tell her you time traveled tell her you time traveled tell her you've time traveled tell her you've time traveled tell her you've time traveled TELL HER YOUVE TIME TRAVLED

HOLYSHIT THIS IS HOW HE WHO REMAINED REMAINED IN THE FIRST PLACE ITS GOTTA BEEEEE

HAHAHH BOTH OF THEM STOPPING HER IN THE ELEVATOR THIS IS GOLDEN

no way is he actually going to have to kill her?

FROZEN IN TIMEEE HELL YEAH

omg YESSSSS HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT

IM GOING INSANE

WHERE DID HE PUT HER LMFAOOOO

omg this actually means he doesnt kiss Sylvie ever again lmfaooo. gay ass (affectionate)

"this is a lot for you" lmfaoooo "lmk when you're ready to have a conversation"

OOOOOH BACK ATTEM

omg the first "idk what happens after this" was a SETUPPPPPP HOLYSHITTTTT IM SCREAMINGGGGGG

is he EVER gonna tell mobius/the gang. I feel like if he would've told them in one of his retries they would've showed us

it just occurred to me none of season two happened to ANYONE but loki holyshit

the actual concept of the end of time is still crazyyy to me like my little peabrain can't comprehend

NOOOO IS HE ACTUALLY GONNA KILL HER

OMG HES GOING BACK FURTHER!!!!!!

omg omg omg pre all of his relationships hes barely gonna have his friends hes gonna have to reform all the relationships

HES BLOWING MOBIUS'S MINDDDDD HES GONNA HAVE TO BREAK HIS MINDSET AGAIN PLEASE LET THEM HAVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP BACK

I just know hes so happy to talk to mobius again hes spent probably weeks months years at the citadel at the end of time

more burden than glory omgomgomg

MOBIUS WAS THE ONE WHO HESITATED sobbing

no nO WHY WHY WHY WHAT WHAT WHAT

HES BACK IN THE PRESENT???

WHATTTT

OMG HE STOPPED IT FULLY

HE PULLED SYLVIE OUTSIDE TIME!!!

at least hes finally telling somebody

NOOO HES GONNA HAVE TO KILL HER :(

don't fucking make them kiss AGAIN istg

babes hes spent CENTURIES reliving shit please gurl

okokokokokokok!!!

hes just chilling with them (in slow-mo? can't tell)

NOOOOOOOOO DONT DO IT

boy if you die everything does dont do it

slutty hair flip here we go

IWHATWHATWHAT

OMGOMGOMG COSTUMINGGG COSTUMINGGGGG YEAHHH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

ok that's creepy looking asf

WHOAAAAAAAAA

OHMYGOD OHMYGOD

im gonna start sobbing

YESSS SIT ON THAT THRONE

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMGOMGOMG

YGDRASSIL OH MY GOD OH M Y GOD

THE TREE OF FUCKING TIME!!!

mobius :(

im actually sobbing right now :(((

lmfao they pruned Ravenna

GET GOT LOL

DON :(

MOBIUS AND SYLVIEEEE

LOKIIIIIIIII

glorious purpose. sobbing. sobbing.

its rly good this just means its really over.

#loki spoilers #loki finale #mcu loki #losing my shit #screaming #crying #throwing up

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hi... it's me.... OHMYGOD??????????????????? ARE U FR??????? the latest chapter of arcane is so good :( although i am a tad bit sad about the taglist not working lol tumblr pls fix this. ANYWAYS as i was saying,, i thought that the one who sent the dreamies was mc's mother lmao.. kinda weird BUT it was in d back of my mind but it was revealed that mc's father killed her so like i was??? huh??? AND THEN! i'm betting that renjun erased mc's memory and that she was the mastermind of it all,, and that she had already met them before(?) it's just a guess but like.... it's eerily sus too heh IM GONNA BE SO SAD ITS FINISHED but at the same time, i'm so excited for the new fic that you'll be creating after! (i hope this doesnt pressure you <//3 im just truly in love with your works and you bet i can wait as long as i have to witness another fic from you <3 )

Hi darling! Ahh I sometimes don't know what really is up with tumblr. I swear i am always fighting with its tags. 😤 i'm glad you still see my updates though even if the notifs don't work. Also, thank you for always taking the time to let me know your thoughts in every chapter. I always love seeing your tags and reading your messages. 🥺

You have a theory too though, i see. That is very interesting. 😏 seriously though at this point, i think everything i write is sus lmao.

As for a new story, I'm not sure how soon it will come tbh since I'm still throwing ideas here and there but it's so sweet to know that you will be waiting for it, thank you. 💕 i honestly don't know yet if I'm going to make another Dream-centered story or should focus on another unit 🤔

#smolpeyy #neona!answers #fic: arcane #also thinking what genre i should try since arcane is kinda sci-fi-ish already haha

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nextstopparis · 2 years

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fic idea after s4 where arthur loses his memory or whatever while he’s alone n morgana finds him knocked out in the woods. she ofc is very giddy abt this until he regains consciousness and she finds out that he literally doesnt know who he is. then shes like. ohmygod. i can USE THIS!!!! so idk she starts trying to mind control him or whatever like she did with shade!lancelot

except during that time arthur, despite hving no memory, is so so so much like the brother she used to love. at some point she realizes that him losing his memory also means losing all the bigotry uther instilled in him since he was a boy and, bc of the resurfacing affection, decides that instead of trying to CONTROL him or whatever….she can just? change his mind? so she tells him shes his sister and has magic and shows him all these cool tricks and things and how useful and good magic can be.

and like. idk. weeks or months or whatever pass. and arthurs so familiar with magic now and yet still so much like he was before, until he starts slowly remembering stuff (and keeping it from her? idk). until eventually he remembers enough about their past and is so scared/angry/whatever that they get into a fight and he storms out and its WEIRD. its weird bc morgana used to HATE HIM but. but she just got her brother back yknow. like she knows what its like to have arthur as her brother n hve him accept her and respect her and be awed by her magic so. losing that is a bit. harrowing.

but then a few minutes later arthur comes back. still angry and afraid but also like. refusing to go back. being okay. okay. youre my sister and i may remember all that distrust of magic but i ALSO remember you showing me how good/harmless/whatever it can be so. can we like work this out.

n then the end pendragon siblings make up n magic gets legalized again thx for coming 2 my ted talk

#bbc merlin #pendragon siblings #hving ideas beyond my skill level or whatever #ignore me

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variousincorrectxreader · 2 years

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Multiple Kakegurui incorrect quotes

Y/N: *slams door open* What the FUCK is wrong with you?!? Kirari: *sips tea* Not even a good morning? Y/N: Good morning, now. What the fuck is wrong with you?!?

Midari: Y/N do you love me? Y/N: Normally I would say yes, but this is going somewhere and I don’t think I’ll like it.

Mary: I had a crush on someone once, and I didn’t know how to handle it so I wrote a note that said “Get out of my school.” Y/N: *walking past* THAT WAS YOU?

Yumeko: Why are you naked? Ryota and Mary want to meet up for a gamble later. Y/N: ... I have no clothes. Yumeko: What are you talking about? Look, theres this nice dress, or this suit, hi Ririka. Oooo, how about this one?

Y/N: I hate everyone here. *points at Kaede* ew. Kaede: I- Y/N: *points at Rin* Rip off Kokichi. Rin: Fair enough. Y/N: *points at Ibara* I have nothing against you, you’re hot. Ibara: Hell yeah I am. Runa: *throws crumpled paper behind her back* Boom, it’s gone. Drunk! Y/N: Ohmygod do it again! Sayaka: *doesnt know whether to be disappointed or happy.*

Gremlin! Y/N: whispering Itsuki, I just want you to know I love and appreciate you. You’re probably my best friend. Itsuki: whispering thanks, but why are we whispering? Gremlin! Y/N: still whispering and looking at Yumemi I want Yumemi to think we’re conspiring against her. Itsuki: whispering and also looking over at her Oh yeah, fair enough. That’ll be funny. Yumemi, sweating in fear: What are they talking about? Yuriko, having heard everything walking in: Murder.

Y/N: Isn’t she just the cutest! Mary: Who? Y/N: Yumeko! Mary: You concern me, get some help.

#yuriko x reader #kakegurui x reader #midari x reader #kirari x reader #mary x reader #kakegurui #yumemi x reader #source: tumblr #source: unknown #ririka x reader #runa x reader #sayaka x reader #kakegurui incorrect quotes #funny #incorrect quotes #anime #rin #ibara

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mbti-enemies · 2 years

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INTJ HAVING A SECRET SLOW BURN CRUSH ON ENTP AND ENTP FULLY KNOWING ABOUT IT DECIDES TO BE TWICE THE PAIN IN THE ASS THEY ALREADY ARE, ALL IN ORDER TO AGGRAVATE INTJ TO CONFESS

GIVE ME ALL THE ENTP X INTJ GOODIES PLS

*laughs a lil* ohmygod this would be intjs idea of hell. literal h e l l (and entps idea of heaven ) - okay lets be real entp would totally do those annoying things like- *intentionally lowering their voice to talk to intj* , doing that oh so terrible *flits eyes from eyes to mouth back to eyes again* thing, *biting their lip in a nonchalant way (as i f they dont know what they're doing), doing that *intense eye contact* that intj tries to ignore but j ends up getting all flustered and angry BeCaUsE they've got all flustered and 'oh entp j said i look cute when they're mad - wait no thats bad how dare he call me cute ..but tbh he's kinda cute himself WAIT NO INTJ GET IT TOGETHER' (oh btw entps never gonna admit it (cause the last time he did intj threw a stapler at them) but they kinda love it when intj gets mad- this doesnt help intjs situation at a l l ) - entp keeps getting all into intjs face while intjs trying to work so intj suddenly loses it completely and just bursts "GODDAMN IT DAMN YOU I HATE YOU AND YOUR DUMB VOICE AND YOUR STUPIDLY GOOD LOOKING FACE" *cue entp being all shocked for one sec , before yelling HA I WIN and intj just there banging their head on the table* - entp running past intj while yelling 'HEY EVERYONE GUESS WHO HAS A CRUSH ON ME' *cue intj chasing after them and yelling random words even louder* - entp won't ever use this knowledge as blackmail but def wouldn't hesitate to use it just to torment intj "hey intj can you pass me the remote" "its a metre away - get it yourself" "okay but as im your crush yo"--- "ShUt Up hErE tAkE it" INTJ :*ranting to esfj* i rlly hate them , theyre so annoying like why would anyone acc want to spend time with them or e v e n talk to them ESFJ : *nodding along sarcastically* mmhmm yh even i spend half my time talking and obsessing over someone who annoys me yep - ENTP constantly bombarding intj with flirty punchlines and catchphrases and intj j contemplating murder (while also dealing with those butterflies in their stomach) and telling entp to flip off and suddenly entp laughs and throws an arm around intj and intj shuts up and tenses as words catch in their throat and they forget how to breath --------------------------

'i hate you so much' mutters intj under her breath, entp shakes his head and smiles. "We both know you don't rlly mean that darling - we both know you love me" - and all intj wishes to do at that moment is to laugh in his face and prove him wrong.. show that he hasn't figured her out at all and that he isn't the one who knows her the best -- prove all these things just so she can finally wipe that smug look of his face. but she doesn't...she can't...cause deep down she knows he's right , she knows theres smth that ignites within her ever time he's around, maybe it was the way he looked at her , the way he made her blood burn (perhaps to love is to burn). He was something that caused the world around her to blur and fade, someone who she wouldn't mind being with when she just wanted to be left alone. It was like a dragon unfurling within her, threatening to overtake her rationality and consume her thoughts with this unknown feeling. and intj knew she wouldn't let this happen , she c o u l d n t , she had to fight it down, for life was a game and love just another part of it (or at least thats what she tried to convince herself with) - and she'd rather die that lose to him she thinks, glaring at entp.. (whose still smiling that stupidstupid smile that she loves- no wait hates so much)

entp catching sight of intj in a conversation with someone and its *devil mode activated* as they saunter up to intj , saying nothing but grinning as intj narrows their eyes ever so slightly at them while still talking ..so entp just stands there, right t h e r e. mere centimeters away from intj - so intj can feel the heat radiating off them and can feel t h e m and their gaze and its getting progressively harder and harder to concentrate as words seem to fly away cause for some weird reason they cant seem to stop messing up their sentences whenever entp is around .

[ entp taking advantage of this fact whenever they're in an argument with intj or when they do that face off and just stand there glaring daggers at each other so now entp j comes near and dares intj to look away *cue intj being torn between looking away and dying cause they lost or stand their ground and dying cause flip its entp (so they settle for just kneeing entp in the rib)

entp finding lame excuses to casually establish some physical contact with intj - like reading from behind intjs back and coming unnecessarily close so intj can see their face from the corner of their eye and cant help but stare a lil..noticing things (its all for the nature of curiousity ofc)- noticing how his eyes looked like a kaleidoscope of colours (she cant help but want to dive right in and see what colour she would find herself in), they were eyes that told stories ..pages of dangerous beginnings and the promise of adventure , and oh his mouth is right there next to hers (she wonders what he would taste like ..perhaps a mix of honey and melancholy , cherries and pomegranates, the sea and soft sunshine, dreams and passion ,stars dipped in silver ink writing her name in the sky ,blood pacts and whispered promises). She wonders what it would feel like to kiss him - (like meeting a thunderstorms and being left breathless- lighting fill the sky and her veins , like dancing with shadows in a waltz of eons, like being thrust from the world of the living into a world of l i f e ...and life may be suffering but it's magical and spectacular and its worth it cause you're alive. Thats what it would feel like she decides..it would feel like life .. *cue intj realising she's spent five minutes j staring at entp and entps j there like *raises eyebrow and knowing look*

(he was winter - with the biting sharpness of his tongue and the way he would melt a little if you waited long enough..like snow. he was summer - with the burning heat of his gaze and brightness of the eyes , spring- with warmth in his touch and his familiar scent of rain and moss and blackberries on the hedgerow, and fall ....cause thats what she was doing right now - falling (but flying))

#entp #intj #*i mightve digressed a lot but..#i shall blame the night #tbh you didn't digress that much #(the last paragraph though- it's pretty beautiful)

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hey, could i request fred imagine with a sociopath fem reader that likes him but still behaves like a sociopath like pretending and manipulating and exploiting others, she has this image of perfect prodigy witch and is kind of fascinated with fred because he is the only one she found that doesnt fall for it and they eventually hit off because she genuinly likes him and fred is like "yeah she is crazy but i like her" and then fred is like "oh she is like that because of that shit babe come here" because, well, family issues.

i hope i understood your request correctly rip enjoy. idrk how to write sociopaths so uh idk ab this one.

sociopath.

Fred Weasley x SlytherinFem!Reader

Summary : request (btw you're a sociopath in this)

Warnings : a bit angsty but not much; unedited

Word Count : 814

A/N : i've been so inactive ohmygod

the masterlist.

request here.

"Hannah, can you finish this?" You stare at your unfinished potions cauldron. You had been paired up with Hannah Abbott and were about to slap her out of frustration.

"But-"

"You said you'd help right? I don't care if it turns out well or not just get it done. This is just a completion grade," you grumble, crossing your arms holding a stern glare. "If you're not going to do it, forget it. I'll just do it then."

You push Hannah aside, beginning to hastily chop up ingredients and throw things in the cauldron.

"I'll do it," Hannah mumbles, looking down at her feet.

"Will you?" Your tone much more innocent than before, and you smile biting your tongue between your front teeth.

"...yeah..." Hannah slowly steps up to the cauldron and begins finishing of the potion.

"You're the best, Hannah," you grab your books and place them gently in your bag, not wanting to scratch them. "Make sure to write my name on the essay paper."

With that you leave the potions room and head down to the Slytherin Dungeons. As you walk the corridors you hear a loud bang around the corner, and you sneak up to see what's happened.

As you peek to see, you spot Fred and George lighting up mini fireworks. Fred immediately catches you and winks. Your cheeks heat up and you turn back around hiding from him.

"Hi, Y/L/N," Fred pops up next to you and you almost smack him, not expecting his appearance so quickly.

"What do you want?" You groan, swallowing to try and drain out the red tint in your cheeks.

"To ask you out," he smirks, moving his hands to your chest to tighten your just-barely loose tie. Your instant reaction is slapping him away. "You're not interested, Y/L/N?"

You'd be a liar if you said you weren't. Lucky for you, you were a liar.

"Why would I be?" You put on your smart smirk, imitating Fred's look. "Last I checked you were a blood traitor."

"I know you don't mean that," he scoffs, a dangerous flicker crossing his eyes as you stare into his gaze, trying to size him up. You hated how easily he was able to vex you.

"You don't know anything," you snap, looking him up and down before whirling around and speed-walking in the other direction.

*****

You wipe your tears with your sleeve in the stall of the bathroom. You swallow your pain, biting your cheek as you do so. Taking a deep breath you leave the restroom, only to find Fred holding your things, which had been inside the girl's room, waiting by the entrance.

"Hey, are you okay?" Fred asks with a worrisome expression.

"I'm fine," you retort, snatching your things from Fred's hands.

"You promised we were going to work on this," Fred pushes, grabbing your hand and squeezing it. You wanted to toss him aside, but for both your sakes you let him hold onto you.

"I am," you snap, your eyes flickering as you speak. "Is this not good enough for you?"

"Y/N..." Fred says carefully, letting go of your hand. When he lets go you wished terribly that he hadn't.

"I'm sorry," you say with an exhale, trying to find your center just like Fred had practiced with you.

The two of you continue wandering the corridors until you've lost track of time. Every time you reach for his hand, it's not there.

"I've got class," Fred says reluctantly, halting the strolling and stopping in a hall that leads to a busy one.

"Ok, I'll see you later though, right?" You ask rushingly, instantly hating how the words sounded when they left your lips.

"I will," he smirks his stupid Fred smirk before kissing your head and walking off.

When he's out of sight you wander aimlessly all over again, trying to let the fury fuse its way out.

As you turn the corner you hear Ron's voice from afar. The volume is low, but it's loud enough for you to make out what he says.

"I can't believe you're dating Y/L/N," you hear Ron say with offensive sneer.

You feel your stomach turn.

Is it strange to date me?

"She's mad," Ron scoffs. You can only guess that he's talking to Fred, but you can't be sure. However, the longer you listen to this conversation the more your kind-heartedness dwindles.

"So what if she's mad. I like her, Ronniekins" Fred replies snarkily with a certain sternness that you very much appreciate, making your confidence sky-rocket. "She's only like that because, well, my dear Ronniekins, family issues."

You turn around not interested in listening to the rest of their conversation, not wanting to invade Fred's privacy by your eavesdropping. However the whole walk down to Slytherin Dungeons you couldn't help but let your heart flutter.

**********

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