After the teddy monkie thing I can't stop thinking about nezha and mei fighting over who's turn it is with MK.
Swk just walks up and plucks him from there grasp: you know the rules if you fight over it I get it~
Mei: that's over food!
Swk: and MK.
Mei and nezha love each other.
But not enough to be civil over “mk nap time”
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entanglement mac belongs to-@ninjasmudge
overshadowed and perfect champion mac belongs to-@lego-sand
consequences mac (the one with the big cloak)- belongs to me :3
woke up today and wanted to draw my favorite au macs with one of my au macaque. im so obsessed with these au's bro these two artists come up with the best au's bro friggen consume them like candy.
anyways
someoneplsaskmeaboutconsequencesauimsoobsessedrnandhavesomuchtosay
i wanted to draw them interacting especially entgl bc hes just so 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
litterally obessed with these au's man
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Erlang visiting for the first time to see the new monkie child: alright wukong so we're is the little hell spawn?
Swk: "oh lemme get him *walks away into the next room*
Mac Erlangs here too see the kiddo." *Crashing noises and angry monkie noises can be heard from the room for the next 3 minute before a very disheveled wukong comes stumbling out holding mk*
Sorry mac's pretty clingy with the kid. Here ya go! *Carefully hands the toddler over to Erlang*
Erlang: huh...surprising calm. *Plays a bit getting the tiny monkie to giggle and coo* heh...very cute
* MK suddenly chomps into Erlang hand*
Aaaand there it is
THAT IS EXACTLY THE DYNAMIC HERE OMG
OHMYGOD THIS IS HILARIOUS
Macaque just kicks down the door all crazed looking, claws bared and growling with glamored nezha (tall and adult looking) trying to pull him back into the room
"Macaque no!"
next thing erlang knows he's being attacked by Mei from behind cause baby bit him, Papa's trying to attack so therefore ENEMY
Its just a whole fifteen minutes of the three tryign to attack erlang and so then nezha traps them in the house and erlang and swk leave the cave to talk somewhere he WONT get attacked.
next time he comes over and the kids are older hes all cautious but this time he brought the dog-
Macaque lowkey hates him
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SLAMS DOOR OPEN
I WAS A FOOL THE CONS FAMILY DOESNT HATE ERLANG ESPECIALLY NOT NEZHA THERE IS TENSION THERE BUT HES MORE LIKE A DISTANT UNCLE THAT SWK TALKS ABOUT PUNCHING BUT THEN HES VISITS AND THEY END UP DRUNK TOGETHOR AND START TALKING SHIT TO EACH OTHER LOVINGLY
"...Is Erlang trying to choke wukong?"
"yeah"
"should we...should we do som-"
*crashing noises*
"i think wukong broke his arm nezha we shou-"
"its fine, their fine"
AND THEN AFTER THEY GO OUTSIDE AND HAVE A DEEP CONVERSATION LIKE THEY WERENT JUST FIGHTING TWO SECONDS AGO AND TALKING SHIT ABOUT SOMEONE TOGETHOR
I WAS BLIND TO THE POSSIBILITES OF THESE BROTHERS
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Macaque has a power that no one else, either on earth or on the celestial realm could ever hope to possess.
He’s the only one who can tell the difference between a real thing and a copy made of Wukong’s hair.
The look on his face when he realizes what he’s holding is always so funny. “Bitch you think I can’t tell when I’m hold a piece of your hair? You think I’m THAT dumb?”
very creative and i love it.
im shoving this into my au anon
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"Wukong, you got the formula i told you to right?" Macaque asked with his hands folded over his chest.
"of course i did!" Wukong chimed, his tail lashing out happily as he held Baby Xiaotian and fed him with a brand new bottle "i mean, i wouldnt be feeding Xiao houzi if i didnt"
"uh-huh"
"whats with that look?" Wukong asked innocently.
Macaque rolled his eyes and approached Wukong, while staring him dead in the eyes he took the baby bottle from his hands and...
threw it out the window.
"hey, Xiaotian was eating that!"
"THAT, was your h a i r"
immediately wukongs expression fell into a guilty one. "whaaaaaaaat, no-no it wasnt" Wukong said trying to save himself. Macaques pressuring expression deepened only furthering the guilt.
"okay, technically its not hair after i transform it!" Wukong finnaly admitted "its atoms and stuff change around and its no longer hair" Wukong smiled awkwardly trying to save himself but Macaque wasnt convinced.
"is it so hard to go to the grocery store, i know you have money!" Macaque argued while Wukong set baby Xiaotian on the couch.
"I got busy!" Wukong defended.
"i think you mean distracted!" Macaque argued back.
"the eastern monkeys needed my help and like i said its not hai rafter i transform it!"
"you stil cant-Wukong just buy the damn formula!"
"i will, i never said i wouldnt!"
"and no more using your hair!"
While Macaque and Wukong were distracted by each other Lil Nezha with Mei by his side walked into the room. Nezha picked up Mk and carried him out of the room
Nezha, Mei and Mk found a nice,shaded and hidden place outside to play while Wukong and Macaque panicked over thier missing baby
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