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#I’m back from the dead with this
pastasmynood · 2 years
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The bruins fired bruce??? After costing him all his hair?? Absolutely disrespectful.
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ratcaveart · 1 year
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Why are you not appeased ? That is how meat loves meat.
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super-nova5045 · 19 days
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sylvia plath, todd anderson and virginia woolf (aka ACTUAL tortured poets) watching taylor “im breaking up with my boyfriend for his intense depression and blaming it on him, im dating a racist who enjoys watching woc being brutalized and harasses young woc artists, i sent my fans out on a hate train to attack a young woc actress for a line she had to say as part of her job to show how mentally ill her character was, im dating a maga supporter, i refuse to say anything about a current genocide despite being the most influential person in the world right now, i am a billionaire, i fly 13 minute flights and have the highest carbon emission of any celebrity, i am a known white feminist who only speaks about issues when it affects me and has constantly let my fans get away with extreme racism and even encouraged it by associating myself with known racists” swift call herself a tortured poet (her writing sounds like a bunch of thesaurus words slapped over gabba hanna and rupi kaur-esque poetry that was created purely as a trinket for an edgy pinterest board)
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emi-fanarts · 2 years
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swampthingking · 30 days
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andrew’s definitely gotten in trouble with his pr manager for tweeting things along the lines of:
“no mania inducing medication will compare to the euphoria i will feel the day donald trump drops dead”
#pr manager is like: andrew… this is the last time i’m gonna tell you#andrew: whats the point of democracy if i can’t exercise freedom of speech#pr manager: andrew it’s no longer about your image#at this point we are concerned the fbi is going to show up#andrew: neil has connections. i’m fine#they thought marketing andrew on social media would be good#they were sooooo wrong#because now andrew has a place to share every insane thing he’s ever thought#for instance—a tweet that just says ‘an alien googling: human clothes’#he’s on there advocating for lgbtq+ youth you KNOW HE IS#he’s cursing and mildly threatening members of congress for imposing these disgusting bills#one day he tweeted ‘does mitch mcconnell know he’s dead yet’#when mitch mcconnell stepped down from senate andrew tweeted ‘hopefully next he steps down from life’#unsurprisingly: this endears him to some people and makes others fucking hate him#and he’s such a shit. he does not care either way#he’s kind of just like: pr manager. you gave me a twitter and told me to tweet. i’m just doing what you asked me#they’ve threatened to change his password so many times#they actually did once but andrew reported the account so many times for defamation and fraud that it got suspended#and he made a new account out of pure spite#his pr manager is like: andrew nobody is going to want to sign you because of your public image#and andrew is like: ?? ok. they can lose every game then#(he knows he’s the best goalie)#ok i think that’s enough for now. however i will probably be back#andrew minyard#aftg#tfc#trk#tkm#the foxhole court#all for the game
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swaying--daisies · 6 months
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Sooo how are we feeling beatles people? 👀 are we feeling good, are we feeling normal, not even just a tiny bit insane right now? 🫠
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tigrrliily · 6 months
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They are my roman empire
Someone asked me for the details in this one…so here you go enjoy the pain🥲
I wish I had the time to draw more again but university is forcing me to actually work…so here you go, enjoy our tragic love bugs
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riyo-soka · 29 days
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When Tech finds out how Phee defines “stealth entrance” he’s going to be so simultaneously smitten, confused, and outraged that it’s going to short-circuit his brain
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manitapaleta · 8 months
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Hey what’s up, I’m still crying over this
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http-byler · 9 months
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☆ NOT STRONG ENOUGH ☆
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speed-do-be-forcing · 8 months
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Jason Is stuck watching over Dick while said older brother is on bedrest. He rather do a million other things right now but JL Dark said he was “marked by a Infinite Realms entity” whatever the hell that meant.
Of all things that could have possibly been, he didn’t expect Dick to have secretly adopted a small ghostly girl and had been keeping it from the rest of the family for months.
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ttwistedtransistorr · 2 months
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justgleekout · 2 months
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thebookworm0001 · 1 year
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Highlights of Glass Onion
1-Daniel Craig’s terrible southern accent
2-Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc playing Among Us in his bathtub again Angela Lansbury and Stephen Sondheim
3-“it’s so dumb”“It’s so dumb it’s brilliant”“No! It’s just dumb”
4-literally the whole movie is about how dumb Elon Musk is. Also Zuckerberg. And whoever the fuck the other billionaire is. But also definitely Elon Musk.
4-Benoit Blanc is so clearly gay in such a casual way I love it
5-Janelle Monáe
6-The very clear messaging of ‘you will never take down a person like this through the legal ways so just beat the shit out of them until something gives’
7- everyone is clearly having the time of their lives making this movie
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shoutmon1v1 · 5 days
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I kinda wanna see someone make an edit of instead of Gummygoo just out right disappearing after the poof he gets turned into a marketable plushie
And yes there is already a plushie and a keychain of him
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Already bothered my mom to get me this for my birthday lmao
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