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kandisheek · 2 months

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FIC REC WEEK 13 – MISSION FIC

SERIES: Armed and Dangerous by AlchemyAlice

Pairing: Steve/Bucky/Tony, Pepper/Coulson Rating: M Words: 82,944 Tags: Action/Adventure, Polyamory Negotiations, BAMF Pepper

Summary: Bucky wakes up. Tony takes a liking to him. Steve frowns a lot. Also, there is some Avenging going on. And tech porn.

Reasons why I love it: The Avengers are utterly unhinged, but what else is new. I love how Tony and Bucky are the ones who click instantly, and it's Steve who takes a while to come around. Also, Pepper and Coulson's entire subplot is so much fun! I love them. Definitely go and check this one out!

This series consists of:

Impulse

Pairing: Bucky/Tony Rating: T Words: 3,629 Tags: Canon Divergence, Bucky's Metal Arm, First Kiss

Summary: Bucky is found by SHIELD. Tony wants a project. They meet somewhere in the middle.

Reasons why I love it: Talk about love at first sight. Tony and Bucky's chemistry is off the charts, and I love the first hints of Bucky meddling in Tony and Steve's relationship too. The scene with the holographic hand is one that regularly pops into my head and makes me want to reread this entire series. I love this fic, and all the ones that follow!

Reflexes

Pairing: Steve/Bucky/Tony Rating: M Words: 41,299 Tags: Polamory Negotiations, Action, Threesomes

Summary: Bucky meets the team and manages to survive the experience, Tony is his usual dysfunctional self, and Steve pouts with deadly force.

Reasons why I love it: I love the slow burn in this, Tony and Steve gradually warming up to each other while Bucky is his usual scheming self. The humor is top notch, and the action is so fucking good it almost feels like you're watching a movie. Plus, the way they get together in the end is fantastic, top marks, couldn't have wished for anything better. I love this one so much!

The Art of Order

Pairing: Pepper/Coulson, Steve/Bucky/Tony Rating: G Words: 18,762 Tags: Competency, Corporate Espionage, Drinking

Summary: The alternate title to this story is, ‘How Pepper Got Her Groove Back (Not That She Ever Lost It To Begin With): A Story in Cocktails’: In which Pepper rules Stark Industries with an iron fist in between drink breaks, there is way higher than Level Seven clearance at SHIELD but Phil trusts her with a lot more than that, and the Avengers really have no idea how much work has to be done to keep them afloat when it doesn't directly involve explosions.

Reasons why I love it: Pepper is a boss ass queen, and don't you ever forget it. I really enjoyed getting a look inside her mind here, how she processes not only everything to do with Tony, the Avengers and her professional duties, but also her budding relationship with Coulson. Those two could probably run the world together with the lift of a single finger. Amuly really nailed Pepper's characterization to the point where it feels like she was plucked straight out of canon. This fic is absolutely wonderful and a great companion piece to the first two in this series.

Clint Barton and the Adventures of This, That, and the Whatsit

Pairing: Gen Rating: T Words: 3,125 Tags: Humor, Robot Friends, Fluff

Summary: Clint is totally the John Connor of New York. Until he isn’t.

Reasons why I love it: Clint endearing himself to an army of cleaner bots is the cutest thing ever. Said bots turning into a Clint Barton Defense Squad is even more adorable. I love everything about this fic, and I bet you will too!

Ian White and the Rolodex of Doom

Pairing: OMC/FC Rating: T Words: 16,129 Tags: Office Life, Pepper's PA, Humor

Summary: For the record, Ian does not go to his interview at Stark Industries with any hope of getting the job whatsoever.

Reasons why I love it: Ian is such a fun OC, I'm so happy we get to see more of him here. He's such a sweetheart, and everyone else recognizing that and taking him under their wing is adorable. Plus, his whole thing with Nancy is super cute. In short, Ian must be protected at all costs, and I love this entire series more than I can say. Please go and check it out if you haven't, because it's incredible!

#marvel #stuckony #winteriron #pepper/coulson #fic rec #ficrec #fanfic #a year in fanfic recs #mission fic

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new-berry · 5 months

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Oh my bad this was the picture in the thread I was referring to

https://www.tumblr.com/anchyxsblog/728455292364406784/so-the-boys-are-in-love-love?source=share

Still think that Jude is like… desperately trying not to put a foot wrong and a bit lonely.

I have this (in fic) theory that he is like insanely jealous of the England players who came up through age groups like Phil Foden and MG-W or Palmer and Colwil at Chelsea.

All the “my brother” and “my boys” insta posts and even the girlfriends get along and half of them have kids and these settled lives in England and he doesn’t actually want kids right now. But….

Cause he was right into the England squad and his best friend is like …. Janice in accounting.

I don’t mean Trent. Tent kind of gets it but he’s also wrapped in the bubble of Liverpool and he’s a bit older. and Jude is like not wrapped in anyone’s protection except like his family.

Which is not the same. Anyway so that was a very long winded way of saying hey maybe they are just friends which is good. Friends are good. Jude can absolutely believe that.

#fic rambles

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bonesandthebees · 1 year

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oh wow oh wow oh wow when the pythia said he could never take off his blindfold and be responsible for cursing the deathlings to an early death and tommy replied “but you were okay with being responsible for my death?” it B R O K E ME

there are so many EMOTIONS in the new chapter and i absolutely LOVE IT AHHHHHH!!! though it makes me SO curious as to what is gonna happen next. what are the deathlings going to do with the pythia now? they certainly can’t keep him in there forever, but at the same time, there’s a slim chance that they’ll be forgiving him anytime soon. tommy is clearly one of the most important people in all of their lives, so they’ll clearly want to keep the pythia away from him at all costs, but at the same time they don’t necessarily want to hurt him by keeping him locked up 24/7. there are so many ways the deathlings could react to the escape attempt but it seems like they’re doing neither because they are conflicted between the two most obvious options.

part of me wonders is if tommy’s gonna be the one to break everyone out of the whole what-to-do-with-wilbur impasse. by the end of the latest chapter, he definitely knows that the pythia is far younger than people realize, and based on conversations he had with the pythia (that was also evident in his conversation with techno) that he is to be treated as an object rather than a person. i wonder if tommy is gonna be the one to bring this up to phil and techno and kickstart the wilbur healing arc we’re all waiting for

i’m so glad you’re enjoying writing this!!! it’s such a fun read and it is masterfully written. cant wait to see what happens next!! :D

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aaaa I'm so glad that line hit, I wrote that and was like "oh fuck this hurts"

yeah there's a lot of ways things can go from here, and it's a matter of how the deathlings choose to react. keep in mind, we've only seen a few reactions so far to the pythia's escape attempt. phil, techno, tubbo, and ranboo to be specific. all people who are extremely close to tommy. maybe others in the temple might have a different take on the situation. or maybe everyone there is on the tommy protection squad. you'll have to wait and see.

tommy DOES have a better understanding of the pythia than anyone else in the temple. tommy as a character also has a tendency to give people second chances over and over again. he's compassionate—almost too much for his own good. considering this, it's almost kind of a good thing that tommy was the one of all people the pythia ended up attacking, because he's also the least likely to hold a grudge about it. do with that info what you will :)

aaa thank you I'm so happy you're enjoying this!!

#ask #lightning anon #through a glass divine

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brick-a-doodle-do · 1 year

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Shapeshifter Ranboo!

Who's all in with the protection squad?

Do they get any adults involved maybe once the hunters start increasing in numbers and severity, maybe they broke his arms or something while he was sneaking around as a tiny before Tommy and Tubbo could chase them away?

Does the school start getting suspicious with the hunters presence? I can imagine it being the latest gossip😬

hello hellooo!!

mm yes thank you i rather enjoy this au :D

okay soo, at first, it’s just tommy and tubbo. it dates back to when they first found ranboo,,, they both reassured him that they’d take their friend’s secret to the grave if they had to. and so they both made sure ranboo was off the hook when he was caught entering the school from a weird area, or when someone questions him because he’s literally shrunk or grown a bit because of stress.

and then, still pre-dream-drama (pfft i love the sound of that), when ranboo goes over to tommy’s place to spend the night with him and tubbo, wilbur stumbles upon ranboo cramped in tommy’s room, holding tubbo and his fucking brother in this giant’s fucking hands.

he’s more than jarred at this point, but he forces himself to stay quiet about this all, even to ranboo. but we all know that wilbur is not the best at staying quiet (okay not really but i’ve been reading so much guided evolution lately) and he confronts all three of them the next morning. long story short, boom, wilbur is now in on everything, including but not limited to: their first meeting, their promise to keep ran hidden, and their frequent visits with him.

and he eventually agrees to stay quiet about it all, making sure that ranboo’s secret isn’t revealed by him. like i said, though, wilbur’s pretty shit at keeping secrets (most of the time) and accidentally let’s it slip to techno. and at first techno doesn’t believe him, thank god, but when wilbur says he was just joking, techno comes to terms with the fact that, despite it being such a rare occurance to be a shifter, wilbur was lying about lying.

and so he maybe uses ranboo’s abilities to try and get some personal benefit. he first thinks that he should just sneak into the school after hours and get his work done, but cameras are a thing and there’s an easier way to do this. he’s not terribly old, he can certainly blend in with the student crowd at school long enough to find his way to ranboo. and he does. as far as clingy is aware, wilbur still has his lips sealed. so when tubbo and tommy walk into the restroom looking to ditch for a bit and see his brother with ranboo randomly shifting a few inches taller and a few inches shorter at a strangely quick pace, they know that they were in fact very stupid to trust wil.

anyway, after ranboo reluctantly shrinks something of dream’s, techno makes sure to let the shifter know that he has no bad intentions towards him and will actually keep his mouth shut, unlike wilbur did. and they’re much smarter to trust wilbur because he actually does keep quiet and moves on with life.

until of course he requires ranboo’s help again. and again. and then a few other times. and then it at that point just becomes a normal thing for techno to sneak off to track down ranboo so he can fuck with dream more.

so in the end, tommy, tubbo, techno, and wilbur (kind of) are in charge of keeping ran’s secret safe.

as far as real adults (wilbur does not count. techno kind of does) go, phil comes in a tiny bit later, (specifically after dream is out for ranboo), and then niki (maths teacher. again, guided evolution has taken over everything,) is aware ranboo might be in danger, but she doesn’t exactly know why. she still lets him stay after hours so dream can’t really get to him cuz yk he’s a random adult who’s barging into a high-school classroom--that doesn’t look the best.

soooo it’s wilbur, tommy, techno, tubbo, techno, niki, and phil who’re constantly making sure he’s alive and not captured.

the school definitely get’s suspicious of techno first, who almost had to confess he was lowkey breaking into the school (he didn’t actually almost have to, he was flawless at talking himself out of the situation) but when dream is constantly coming around, sometimes with a few other guys, some armed with fucking knives (looking at you sap), things start to get pretty bad

#brickquiries #graci brickling #school floors au #i honestly didn't think i'd develop a whole au plan i thought it'd just be a crack fic #thank you sm this has helped a tooon i think i can eventually end up writing this >:D

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greenbeany · 2 years

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Bean.

BEAN.

I had a crazy idea.

Dream SMP Alex Rider AU. (mainly SBI cuz SBI my beloved)

Phil is John Rider(except maybe not dead??)

Technoblade is Yassen

MissTrixtin is Ian except she's Wilbur(Jack) and Tommy(Alex)'s mom(also maybe not dead)

Wilbur and Tommy are Jack(Starbright. Not Manifold of course) and Alex respectively, but they're siblings(biological or adoptive, idc)

Dream is a younger, greener Blunt

Maybe George is Mrs. Jones??? Or Captain Puffy if we want to go down the Jones-is-nice route. (I personally support the Jones-is-nice opinion, but ik some ppl don't, which is valid)

If Captain Puffy is Jones then George could be Crawley I guess

Either Awesamdude or Foolish Gamers is Smithers

Tubbo and Ranboo both serve as Tom

Niki Nihachu as Ben because Niki deserves to kick butt and be one of the only trustworthy ppl

Idk who any of the rest should be but Purpled and Punz should definitely be Scorpia operatives (or Purpled could be Julius??? If Julius even exists in this AU????)

...As you can see, I have been having brainrot.

I AM HAVING BRAINROT WITH YOU I AM HAVING BRAINROT WITH YOU YOUR BRAIN IS SO BIG HELLO???

Casting Techno as Yassen is GENIUS and is a sure fire way to make me sob. Him doing everything in his power to protect Tommy from Dream and MI6 and it just Does Not Work.

I'm also thinking of all of the book nine angst with Wilbur as Jack oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god.

I do love Phil, I do, but having him and Mumza both be dead is a really good set up for Wilbur having to take care of Tommy because of absent parents and MMMMMMMMMM ANGST I WANNA FUCKING WRITE THIS NOW MMM

Hear me out on this one, Jack Manifold as Wolf.

Bullies Tommy and Tommy bullies him back

He has the right accent and haircut for it (I'm so sorry he just does)

STILL has older brother vibes somehow

On the same squad as Niki and their dynamic is immaculate

Ok SOMEONE has to write or draw this because I am going feral and I have no new Alex Rider or Dream SMP content rn to get me through

#alex rider #dsmp #dream smp #mcyt #hold up I'm going to start a tag for this #AR!Tommy #catch me drawing out a comic for this by next week

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quercussp · 5 years

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this is probably an unpopular opinion but i Don't think phil didn't want a big splashy moment. i think he was willing to sacrifice his moment so dan could have his but i certainly dont think he didn't actually want some splash too (i could write an entire essay about how deeply unfair i think that whole shake up was to phil but i'll spare you) just look at his twitter likes. he liked like every single article written about his vid and dan didn't even like his major bbc interview til yesterday

i mean we’ll never know.

but i feel that phil’s coming out was VERY intentional. he prefaced it with a tweet, he specifically said that he wants his coming out to be low key, he made a very casual video which didn’t even include the word gay in the title. he said specifically that he just wanted to post a 5 second video of him being out of the closet.

and even the titles. think about it. “basically i’m gay” is an announcement. it’s dan announcing to the world that he’s gay. “coming out to you” is an offering. he’s doing it for us, and he’s including us in this part of his life. i feel the videos have very very different tones.

we can speculate all we want, but i honestly don’t believe that phil sacrificed anything. it might have been a compromise and he might have waited for dan to be done to do it, but if there’s anything i believe in it’s that these two have negotiated the crap out of that moment and were both very deliberate about how they want to do it. and as for likes, this is dan we’re talking about. i would not expect him to like every article about himself at all. while phil endlessly likes photos of people wearing his merch. they’re just different people. if phil wanted more splash, he could have gotten it. that man knows how to make a youtube video be successful. also measuring the love people gave phil by numbers on dan’s video is… they’re different people. being appropriately recieved doesn’t mean having the same number of views as dan. they aren’t meant to always have the same everything.

i would rather take phil’s actual words as fact rather than speculate on his feelings based on twitter likes. but again, none of us will actually ever know.

#phan #anon ask #i'm all in the phil protection squad #you know i love that man an irrational amount #but truly and honestly i feel like he got exactly what he wanted with this video #i don't think it was underestimated #i don't think he wasn't showered in love enough #i think he feels very supported #by his family and his friends #and his partner #and his audience #and he deserves to feel that way

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poisoned-peppermint · 3 years

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Part 4 of incorrect quotes because i feel obligated to make more due to the sheer number of people who liked it

Dream: My dearest beloved fuckos, is a fun, gender-neutral way to begin a speech

George: See also, esteemed bastards

Bad: Gentlefolk, Ferals, and Domesticated cryptids.

Sapnap: My fellow yees and haws

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Techno:Hey I know skyrim is revered as a classic but are we just going to ignore the fact that the entire game only had like 3 voice actors

Wilbur:Stop right there criminal cum

Techno:My ancestors are smiling at me, bastard, can you say the same

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Foolish:When's your bedtime :)

Purpled: Whenever I next collapse in purely up to the gods

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Ranboo:Human skin is a fursuit for skeletons

Tubbo: i’m going to debone you like a fucking trout

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Bad:You’re enough

Bad: love yourself!!!!!!! or suffer my wrath!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dream:And by wrath I mean love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bad:no I mean wrath!!!!! You reading this, if you don't love yourself I’ll beat you with a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bad:I hope everyone is today well! And tomorrow!!!! After that you’re on your own.

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Bad:what am I supposed to do all day while you’re at work

Skeppy:I don’t know, what do you normally do while I’m gone

Bad: wait for you to get back

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Velvet:For my next stunt, I’ll wake up at 5am on the day I can sleep in

Ant:Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

Velvet:Early to bed and early to rise makes me a massive bitch

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Tubbo: 3:23 AM make a wish

Ranboo: I wish that you would go to sleep

Tuddo: Yeah well I wish I grew an inch taller every day as you get an inch shorter until you’re as flat as as a piece of paper and I’m 11 feet tall

Ranboo: You’re going to die of a mixture of skeletal instability and heart disease.

Tubbo: Yeah but I’ll look good while doing it.

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Bad:Disrespect me again and I’ll determine your bodies resonant frequency and play a jaunty horn solo that boils your miserable organs inside out

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Quackity: If I were dating you? Well, heh. Let’s just say horses wouldn't be called horses anymore

Karl: hey what the honk does this mean…..I’m shaking what does this mean!

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Skeppy: Are you ok?

Bad wrapped in a burrito blanket drinking his 6th cup of coffee: Yes, this is exactly what mental stability looks like

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Sam: My hands are cold

Ponk: *holds their hands*

Ponk: better?

Sam: My lips are cold too

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George at dream’s funeral: can I have a moment alone with them?

Sapnap: of course *leaves*

George leaning over dream’s casket: Now listen, I know you’re not dead.

Dream: yeah no shit

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Skeppy, jokingly: I should have Bad kill you for that.

Bad, peering around the corner: Who do I need to kill?

Skeppy: Wh- no, I was just kidding around.

Bad, pulling out a switchblade: No, who’s bothering you

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Bad *watching the news*: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Skeppy *covered in ink*: Maybe the squirt was being a dick.

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Peacock: *spreads feathers at Bad*

Skeppy: It’s trying to attract a mate

Bad, extremely confused: *shyly lifts top*

Skeppy: No!

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Sapnap: Karl, do you eat olives? My dad wants to know

Karl: No, I hate olives. Olives are the spawn of satan. I hate olives so much my mom forced me to live in Mount olive for the rest of my childhood as a curse from the olive gods. Do you understand how much olives have ruined my life? I'm so offended that you asked me that have some consideration for people who have been abused by olives please!

Sapnap: K A R L ……….they’re just olives!!?

Karl: JUST OLIVES EXCUSE!

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Tommy: If you’re bored you can simply close your eyes and rotate a cow in your mind. It’s free and the cops can’t stop you

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Wilbur: is there anyone even named sheldon irl?

Tubbo: my class turtle from 6th grade :)

Wilbur: that’s a turtle

Tubbo: When god sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?

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Ranboo: No bcuz why do ppl like salad?? What’s so good about it

Tubbo: chew leaf like god intended

Ranboo: No

Tubbo: Abandon god and see what he does next time you lift your hands in prayer

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Tommy: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Wilbur, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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Quackity: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a lawyer if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box’.

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Puffy: If you had too, what would you give up food or sex?

Bad: Sex.

Skeppy: Seriously, answer faster.

Bad: I’m sorry honey, when they said sex I wasn’t thinking about sex with you.

Skeppy: It’s like a giant hug.

Puffy: Ant, what about you? What would you give up sex or food?

Ant: Food.

Puffy: Okay, how about sex or dinosaurs?

Ant: ……...Oh my God it’s like the movie Sophie’s Choice.

Gumi: What about you Velvet? What would you give up sex or food?

Velvet: Oh… um… I don’t know, it’s too hard.

Gumi: No, you gotta pick one.

Velvet: Um, food… no, sex… no, food…sex… food. Ugh! I don’t know! I want both! I- I want Antfrost on bread!

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Tommy, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.

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Bad: Why are you guys acting like this?

Boomer: Oh, we’re not acting. We really are like this.

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Techno: Dream has only knocked me out three times this week. Our friendship is really developing.

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Tommy: You’re pathetic!

Wilbur: You’re pathetic-er!

Techno: You’re both losers.

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Bad: I wish I could help you, but I shorn’t.

Skeppy: Bad, please!

Bad: What part of shorn’t don’t you understand?

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Tubbo: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for Michal?

Ranboo: They need to learn how to protect us.

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Antfrost: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

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Bad: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.

Skeppy: Go the fuck to sleep Bad!

Bad: LANGUAGE!!

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Ranboo: Tubbo, please calm down.

Tubbo: I asked for two large fries!

Tubbo: *dumps fries onto table*

Tubbo: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!

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Bad: That was the worst throw ever. Of all time.

Skeppy: Not my fault. Somebody put a wall in the way.

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Wilbur: When you’ve been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.

Tommy: Navy blue isn’t your color.

Wilbur: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after Tommy*

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Bad: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*

Puffy: Where did you get that?.

Bad: My pocket.

Puffy: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?

Bad: Skills.

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Tubbo: I will come to your house after work and knock on your window at 11 AM. You will not open the curtains, knowing full well what awaits you, but the knocking only grows louder, more demanding. Finally it stops, your ears ringing. You nervously let out a breath you didn't know you were holding. You're safe now. Minutes pass by and you start to relax. And then you hear a knock at the front door. Like before, you stay still and clutch the blankets around you. You try to tell your self that it's just your imagination. Maybe the milk man? But why would he come so late? Everyone else was asleep, save for Naomi who was playing video games down stairs. To your relief, the knocking stops after a few. Minutes and you breath easy once more. Until you hear a knock on your bedroom door. You don't move. It's just your imagination. She isn't here. She can't be here. You tell yourself, shutting your eyes and willing yourself to sleep. The knock comes again, but with horror you realize that it came from the closet inside your room. You know that you have no choice. You get up, climbing out of bed with shaking limbs. You walk to the closest, trembling, and holding back the tears threatening to spill over your porcelain cheeks. You hesitate with your hand over the closet handle. Maybe it's just your imagination? She's not really there. You can go to sleep and laugh it off in the morning. Your naive thoughts are cut off by another, more demanding knock on the closet door, inches from your face. You know what you have to do. You open the closet door, and there she stands. Chuck e cheese, the mouse looms over you in the dim light. It's soulless eyes boor into you. It raises its arms, and you flinch as it begins to floss at lightning speed. Tears spill over your cheeks. This is the last thing you'll ever see.

Ranboo: Wait, Chuck e cheese’s pronouns are she/her? Trans Chuck e cheese? Good for her.

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Bad: Would you like something to drink? *They opened the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-

Quackity: Spiders?

Bad: Spiders it is then.

Quackity: No, that wasn’t-

*But they were already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders…

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Puffy : Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Velvet : Make his dick hard not his life.

Punz : Break her bed not her heart.

Skeppy : Play with his boobs not his feelings.

Ant : Get on his dick not his nerves.

Bad : Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

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Wilbur: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!

Tommy: Bet you I can!

Phil: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

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Ant: We need a way to lure in new customers?

Ponk: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!

Skeppy: Badboyhalo bath water.

Bad: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

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Fundy: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK!

Wilbur: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!

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Bad: Mint is just cold spicy.

Pummel party Squad: …

Gumi: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.

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Quackity: Isn’t it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

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Tommy: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?

Phil:

Phil: Why are you eating dirt?

Tommy: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

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Tubbo: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.

Quackity: You’re too young to have enemies.

Tubbo: You don’t even know.

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Skeppy: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Puffy: What’s up your ass this morning!

Bad: *walks in* …Hi!!

Puffy: Hmm… nevermind.

Skeppy: WAIT NO!

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Skeppy: Ha! Don’t you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper?

Skeppy: I must be losing it, I’m quoting Bad.

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Skeppy: Bad, I sense hostility.

Bad: Good, because I hate you

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Bad: Are you a painting?

Skeppy: What-?

Bad: Because I want to pin you to a wall.

Skeppy: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG ME OR SOMETHING-

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Tommy: You’re giving me a sticker?

Phil: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”

Tommy: I’m not a preschooler.

Phil: Fine, I’ll take it back-

Tommy: I earned this, back off!

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Dream, sweating: George, there’s something I need to ask you-

George: Finally! You’re proposing!

Dream: How’d you know?

George: Dream, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

George: I even picked it up once

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*Bad and Skeppy looking at a locked gate into a park*

Bad: Aw. :(

Skeppy: You know what they say.

Bad: Please don’t-

Skeppy: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*

Bad: Frick-

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let me know if ya’ll want more <3

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skystarchild123 · 3 years

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Michael in the Syndicate headcanons!

He comes along to meetings whenever they’re on. At first he would stick very close to Ranboo and would only really sit with him, but over time he started to explore and sit with the others. Despite grumbling about it at first, Phil eventually got used to having Michael sit with him.

Techno at first was very indifferent about Michael. The initial reveal that Ranboo was married and had a son created more of a “Phil where did I go wrong?!” reaction from Techno but after that he basically ignored the kid. The more Michael attended meetings though, the more Techno warmed up to the adorable little zombie piglin and eventually he started playing with him during breaks, giving him little gifts of weapons and armour (which Ranboo promptly took away) and he would even tell Michael stories about anarchy and how amazing it is. He becomes sort of a role model to Michael as time goes on.

On top of this, Techno teaches Michael how to speak piglin. Michael already knew the basics from his time in the nether but it was mostly baby-talk and very basic words. Thanks to Techno though, he’s able to learn piglin fluently and the two end up communicating in it often. Techno also gives Michael gold nuggets, gold swords, gold armour, basically anything gold because it reminds Michael of the nether and makes him happy.

Niki is very wary of Michael for the longest time but even she cannot help but eventually crack and admit he’s cute. Learning that he eats cakes, she starts baking again and brings snacks to the meetings (which sidenote everyone loves because their girl is a baking goddess). For the first time in ages, she’s having fun while baking and it becomes a stress relief for her outside of just giving Michael snacks. She also makes him some new clothes to help with the cold because he isn’t very used to it and he refuses to take them off even after going home to Snowchester.

Phil becomes a kind of uncle-figure to little Michael. The guy pretends not to care about him at first, calling him “lil shit” every time he waddles over or insists on sitting with him. It’s very clear however that this Phil showing love in his own way, as seen when he bounces Michael on his leg to make him laugh, crouches down to play-fight with him, and knows when the slightly more violent antics are going to far and hands him back to Ranboo. Phil can’t actually parent Michael like Ranboo does and takes a more ‘experience-based’ approach to teaching life lessons (ie throw him to the sharks and see what happens) but there’s no doubt he has a soft spot in his heart for the “lil shit” that he lets sit with him during meetings.

Oh god Ranboo is a helicopter parent. Michael is absolutely not allowed to come on missions (no Phil it does not “build character”!) and he is constantly monitoring how many snacks his son eats, what gifts Techno is giving him, if he’s tired, hungry, what have you. Luckily, the others are there to tone down the overprotective side of things and over time Ranboo becomes comfortable letting Michael pick up a toy sword and “duel” Phil, explore around not only the syndicate but Techno’s house, do baking with Niki and even go out to play in the snow (which admittedly Michael doesn’t really like because it’s cold but it’s still fascinating to the little guy).

Techno is still very suspicious of Tubbo so Tubbo isn’t allowed into the syndicate yet. As a result, Michael still technically lives in Snowchester. However, Ranboo starts to drop him off at Techno’s house every now and again if him and Tubbo have plans. The first time this happened Techno just did his signature “HA?” while holding little Michael and Phil laughed his ass off in the background. By the time Ranboo came to pick Michael up though, he found his son and Techno sleeping in front of the fire, Phil quietly picking Michael out of Techno’s arms and handing him back over.

It’s a gradual process, but the syndicate slowly become a sort of ‘Michael Protection Squad’. Techno tries to hide it but will actively fight any mob that comes near Michael. Phil is less ‘gotta protect’ and more ‘gotta make sure Ranboo doesn’t have a panic attack’ — he’s also very aware of Michael’s boundaries and will get Michael out of situations that make the baby uncomfortable. Niki goes rage-mode if she hears about something bad happening to Michael, bonus points if it’s another person (especially a person she hates). And, well, Ranboo would start a full ass villain arc for Michael so we know how much he protects his son.

This is a further in the future headcanon (basically a fanfic at this point), but Techno eventually starts to give Michael fighting lessons (under intense supervision from Ranboo, of course) and Michael learns the way of The Blade. Techno gifts him his old Netherite armour a piece at a time, one for every new milestone the boy hits. The final rite of passage is defeating his first wither, which is set up by Phil and Techno and Ranboo isn’t allowed to help with.

(Am I aware that most likely Michael will die soon? Yes. Am I aware that Techno is probably gonna react very badly to the whole marriage and child thing? Yes. Am I ignoring it to have a wholesome found family out in the snowy tundra that just wants anarchy, snacks and the best for the baby? Yes.)

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akyrin · 3 years

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SBI Fic Rec pt.2

Tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains by bonesandthebees

Ongoing/80k/ 12/? chapters

Summary: “W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out. Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.” “Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?” “I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?” “Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”

or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).

So good. Cannot praise this fic enough. Healer!Tommy with his endless amount of kindness and empathy starts healing villains and unintentionally creates Tommy Protection Squad made up of the worst villains in the city (with Wilbur/Siren as the president of the fanclub)

To Decay Gracefully by SilverWing15

Completed/12k/8/8 chapters

Summary: Wilbur’s eyes burn with tears. Here is this kid, this fucking sixteen year old kid, who died. Alone and scared and helpless, and now he’s a fucking ghost. He’s trapped in the house of the man who killed him, ceaselessly hiding in the closet, waiting for the monster to come and get him. Its been ten fucking years and Tommy is worried about Tubbo. “He got away,” Wilbur says. ‘You didn’t he thinks, ‘you didn’t and its such a goddamned tragedy because you could have been great. You would have been great. If only someone had given you the chance. If only that chance wasn’t taken away from you.’OR: Phil and his sons are reapers, called to a quaint little house in the countryside. It is their duty to help the lost soul move on, but they find more things far more haunting than a ghost locked in this house

It's Silver. I can literally recommend any fic from their series and I can guarantee it will be good. But this fic specifically made me actually sob. So yes, gets pretty angsty but has a happy ending (as much as there can be considering Tommy is already dead you know). So beautifully written.

a saint bernard sits (satanic and chained up) by anxielin

Ongoing/15k/10/? chapters

Summary: Tommy is being sold on the black market as a direwolf, and someone takes interest. The problem? He isn't a direwolf, or even a standard wolf— he's a wolf-shifter, stuck in his animal form to keep his deadly secret from being exposed.

Werewolf!Tommy having to pretend to be a dog because he is scared if the SBI find out they will kill him before finding out that the SBI just want to Help Him. Copious amounts of hurt/comfort. Tommy slowly learning to be a part of the family in wolf form and now as a human.

Mischief and Mayhem by SilverWing15

Completed/7k/1/1 chapters

Summary: He is shaking now, but he isn’t cold. He fastens shackles around his wrists, his fingers fumble with the key. This is a stupid idea, this is his only idea. His only hope of surviving. The weight of the shackles is familiar, like an old friend. The creak of the cage door, like a song he knows by heart. He tosses the key into one of the nearby fires, hoping that it will be lost in the ashes. He looks enough like a prisoner, like a human, that it could work. It could save his life. Or he’s cornered and chained himself, but it isn’t as though Tommy would stand a chance against demon hunters anyway

Half!Demon Tommy is rescued by demon hunters SBI and has to pretend to be a human as he believes they will kill him if they find out. Tommy's fear and how its eventually soothed is written so well. Once again. The hurt/comfort on this one is exquisite. I love how Tommy's and Wilbur's relationship is written in this and it also feeds my need for possessive Wilbur.

Blood and Thunder by Anonymous

Ongoing/36k/10/? chapters

Summary: "Please," Tommy whispers. His knees give out beneath him and he crumples at the feet of the most powerful group of ghouls in all of L'manberg. "Please let me go. I- I don't want to die." "Oh, mate." The tone is soft, breathed through barely parted lips. Hands cup Tommy's face and it's tipped back, forced to meet red, hungry eyes. "We're not going to hurt you. We're here to save you." Tokyo Ghoul Inspired au

For those that don't know what Tokyo Ghoul is: this fic gets really gory about eating human body parts. But I love how the world-building is done and how Tommy's character development is written. It's Dark!SBI and by that I mean that they murder people for fun and are not hang-up about it. But they would also kill and die for Tommy and I'm soft for that so they can have a little cannibalism and murder, as a treat.

Its Free Son by SilverWing15

Completed/3.5k/1/1 chapters

Summary: He comes from the realm of the dead. Through the doorway that stands alone on the far off hill. He walks across the Soul Sand desert as though it does not tug at the essence of himself. He wears sacred gold and carries weapons of precious netherite. He is a god, and they have been his favored people for as long as anyone can remember. He comes to their village and trades sacred gold for their potions and eyes of ender. The Blood God walks among them, and they are honored. They have always traded fairly with the Blood God. Sacred gold for offerings of pearls potions and other difficult to acquire things. But this time the Blood God granted them his favor, this time he turned aside their enemies with his open hand and took nothing in return. It is not done to simply take from the gods. The debt must always be repaid. He has saved their lives, they must offer him a life in return. And their eyes fall on him. Technoblade is not a coward. He has faced the enemy in battle, he has seen the Blood God in all his wrathful glory. But he doesn’t want to die.

Immortal!Phil being worshipped as a deity by the piglins and being offered Techno as a human sacrifice. All he wanted was some ender pearls for some gold What the Fuck. Part of a series where Techno also gets Free Brothers and Free Best Friend.

#pretty much all of these are heavy hurt/comfort #just because I love that shit #mcyt #dsmp #dream smp #sbi #sleepy bois inc #sbi fic rec #dsmp fic rec #crimeboys

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dreamsmp-au-ideas · 3 years

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Platonic Wall-E au kinda based off the origins mod because god damn, that movie is beautiful and I love the mod so much. You have the last functioning Terra Uncontaminating Bot (version 80) aka TUB80 who's been alone on earth for decades. The TUB's were very strong and crushed down metal with their hands as well as having a storage compartment to keep tolls in to fix other bots. TUB80 finds a plant and a few days later, a pod containing the Terra Observation Machine mark XIII or TOMM13 arrives on Earth. They bond, it plays out like the movie, TUB80 reads TOMM13 as "Tommy" so Tommy jokingly calls him "Tubbo" but Tubbo loves it. Tubbo follows him back up into space to the Pandora. The humans aren't blobs though because that's the one thing in Wall-E that annoys me as that's not how evolution works.

Some other roles: Phil (human, creator of the TOM system, has brittle bone syndrome and uses cybernetic wings to get around, ends up basically adopting Tommy and Tubbo after he realises they're more sentient then programmed)

Wilbur (Phil's bio son, has an autoimmune disease, does what he can to help the clingy duo protect the plant from the side lines)

Dream (Bot, works like the wheel in the movie, trying to stop Tommy from completing his directive)

Sam (Captain of the Pandora, also basically adopts the clingy duo)

Jack, Ranboo and basically everyone else (Bots in the bot hospital with various malfunctions e.g. Jack keeps overheating, Ranboo is on the fritz after getting splashed with water)

Bonus cute concept: Tommy and Tubbo have a limited amount of words they can learn/say and they both have each others names as one of those words.

Me, gently holding this ask: Pixar’s Wall-E au my beloved.

This is beautiful. This is beautiful. I love this movie with all my heart. And now you’re combining it with the Dream SMP and now I’m crying. Oh my god.

We can have robots just being friends and stuff. Oh my god. And then we have Wilbur being a good brother and Phil and Sam just adopting the kids. G o d.

And then this could be a limited amount of words au and we can make so much cute concepts with this. We can have Tommy only being able to say Wilbur’s name as Wilby and god.

Other ideas for the robot characters, Sapnap was only supposed to light a few fires but now he lights them all the time. George, a painting bot that’s somehow colorblind, and Bad, a baker bot who just makes a lot of muffins, are the only ones who can reel him in. I would put Quackity and Karl in there but they probably would just encourage Sapnap.

Quackity is a casino bot who keeps on cheating at card games despite being the fucking dealer and Karl has memory issues. Not good for someone who’s supposed to keep records for the ship.

Another idea! We can have it so that Jack and Tommy have banter and Jack goes and does actions that makes it look like he hates Ranboo, Tommy, and Tubbo but then like 10 seconds later he’s patting their heads and being affectionate.

Please just give me the Hotel Squad in this au. Screw canon. I want to go and have hotel squad. Please.

Anyways. God. We can make this au so god damn fluffy here.

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irishlads-quotes · 4 years

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Sleepy Bois Inc Batman au

okay hear me out

Phil is Batman. he’s got the dad vibes and a chronic addiction to adopting chaotic children and their friends. he seems like he should be the most responsible one, but this dude runs around in a fursuit fighting crime every night, he’s not as mature as he paints himself. always trying to give his kids advice but they never listen to him, so the poor man’s just struggling to contain the chaos.

Kristen is Catwoman. she’s a mischievous queen, always causing trouble for Phil when she gets the chance. logically she seems like she should be the mum, and the kids love her, but she’s ascended beyond the need for children and leaves Phil to clean up their messes.

Wilbur is Dick Grayson, the first Robin and current Nightwing. he’s the oldest and has been with Phil for the longest, got best friend vibes with Techno and accidental mentor vibes with Tommy. he takes pride in his appearance and his fashion, and has called himself a pretty boy. he’s stereotyped as the nice one on the surface but is highkey unstable. got the most friends among the rest of the caped community

Techno is Tim Drake, the third Robin n current Red Robin. he’s a fuckin neeerrrrrrd. socially awkward dude who accidentally made friends with a ton of extroverts and has been suffering the consequences ever since. smart and dedicated when he cares, but he often doesn’t. the least chaotic, but mostly just because he’s completely dead inside at this point. would beat up TommyInnit without hesitation.

Tommy is Damian Wayne, the current Robin. his literal nickname is demon brat, need i explain more? also, gets way too attached to animals (cough cough Henry)

and then Niki is Cassandra Cain, the second Batgirl and Batman’s only legal daughter. she’s essentially part of the family, but is a competent enough adult to not need parental figures and so doesn’t often get involved with the petty drama. quiet and sweet, but can and will destroy you if need be. any moral ambiguity can be eliminated by just fighting for whatever side she fights for. she is always in the moral right.

like, it all makes sense. Tubbo is Jon Kent, the current Superboy. he’s Tommy’s best friend and spends half his time with SBI; he’s the only metahuman they’ll let in Gotham. he’s super sweet but powerful af (hacks irl), and will play up the innocent persona to get away with chaos. and then Superman would be Sparklez; a veteran in the field and Tubbo’s father. fond of but also eternally done with SBI’s bullshit. stays the hell away from Gotham.

Then you could round out the Batgirls with Minx as Barbara Gordon (scary, always angry and usually with good reason, good leader but bad taste in men) and SophieTexas as Stephanie Brown (chaotic, strong moral code but willing to get her hands more dirty than SBI is, good friends with Techno n Niki). the girls on the gamer girl smp are the Birds of Prey. Poki is Wonder Woman.

the first Teen Titans were Soothouse, and Tim’s Young Justice group is Techno’s 2017- friend group: Hanna as Cassie’s Wonder Girl cause she’s an ascended fangirl, Skeppy as Impulse because duh, Calvin as Kon Kent’s Superboy cause he’s cocky but for bloody good reason, and Tapl as Slobo because it’d be funny. also, black nail polish rights. BBH is Arrowette but with a gun. he made the mistake of becoming friends with Skeppy and has been struggling ever since, but at least he’s close with the new Green Lanterns. people usually underestimate him, but he has a fucking gun so

Tommy’s new Teen Titans group includes Tubbo, Wisp, Deo, and Drista. Wisp is Maya Ducard’s Nobody; great at combat and with strong oldest-friend vibes. Deo is Emiko Queen’s Red Arrow, cause whenever he shows up the violence escalates significantly and rapidly. and then Drista is like that new Teen Lantern girl, the kid who wasn’t actually chosen but hacked into the Green Lantern rings’ power source cause she’s a gremlin child.

Squid Kid was just a big brain Gotham dude who thought it would be cool to challenge Techno’s title of ‘World’s Greatest Detective’. Techno took this personally, and the two took turns trying to outdo each other by solving the biggest cases the fastest. Squid, though, was a student, and so to fund this feud he accidentally became head of Gotham’s biggest drug empire, in charge of the city’s supply of a new chemical colloquially called ‘potatoes’. it’s non-addictive but does give you temporary super strength, which is inconvenient in a city that pumps out a new supervillain every week. the rivalry still continues, though, and - despite Squid turning from wannabe vigilante to criminal mastermind - the two have almost struck up a friendship, or at least an mutual admiration for each other

Schlatt runs the Suicide Squad, alongside Minx’s Oracle. they broke Quackity, Fundy, and Eret outta jail and got bombs in them, to force them to pull off the most dangerous missions. Quackity was there in the first place because of Schlatt, but is now having second thoughts. i kinda want him to be Harley Quinn, cause he has a similar vibe with the SBI boys that she has with the Bats. Eret was there because he betrayed some heroes a while ago for personal gain, and hasn’t had the chance to atone yet. Fundy was there because he used to be close with Wilbur, to the point that he was often mistaken as his sidekick. he got sick of Wilbur always needing to be the leader and turned to the villains’ side. the two haven’t spoken since

finally, the Dream Team are Earth’s Green Lanterns; super powerful and with a lot of galactic clout. they’re pretty new to the scene, though, and so initially clashed with SBI, cause they kept trying to get involved in Gotham’s business. powers are strictly prohibited in Gotham. eventually, this beef culminated in a duel between Dream and Techno: if Dream won they could actually uphold their oath and protect everyone on Earth, if Techno won then they had to stay the hell outta SBI’s city. Dream still hasn’t recovered from the fact that he was beat by a guy with no powers, but it was close enough for Techno to enjoy teaming up with the masked man every now and then since

i’ve been thinking about this all night, man. i knew all this obscure comics knowledge would be useful one day, to make...an au...about minecraft youtubers...maybe useful was a strong word, actually

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jezy · 3 years

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Ben 10 Reboot Headcannons :D

After the Screamcatcher events and so on, Hex gets nightmares every now and then. This caused him to be an insomniac, and getting flashbacks from what happened to him. Poor him.

If Polar & Solar Twain have a lover, they would just fight over to who gets to have (Y/N). They would be interested in both of them, so (Y/N) would suggest to become a threesome. Which surprisingly, was a good idea cause Polar & Solar love (Y/N) so much they would do anything. Even if it means they would begrudgingly share (Y/N) just for the sake they won't get upset and break up.

Steam Smythe's real name is Harold, from the infamous Smythe Family Lineage, who were famous for their machinery and tools. That's why he's so good with making steam robots and other steam-related machinery.

His full name is Harold James Smythe.

Harold met Hex when he was 9 years old. He met child!Max when he's 40+ years old.

And now, he's around 80-90+ years old. So really, he's not that old. Don't be ageist people.

Dr. Animo is a trans man (Idk why, but I like to think he wants to be a woman for some time but didn't exactly became true).

He has a wife but they got divorced. (sad)

He also has daughter that works as a scientist in Las Nevada. Though, he hasn't gotten a call from her since then.

Gwen made a group named "Kevin Protection Squad" with a few people who liked the emo boy.

Phil still has Forever Knight in a glass bowl and is still trying to find out how he got stuck in his own helmet. It really annoys FK.

Forever Knight is an AI made by someone named "George Galahad" who had recently died from an accident. It is unknown when he was made but it is rumored he was made years ago, and the Roundabout was his actual birthday.

Simon Sez just guessed it correctly when he was talking with him. That's why Simon decided to do that while they were setting up the time machine.

Iron Kyle is frenemies with Ben and would sometimes play Sumo Slammers with him. He always lose though....

Queen Bee may have feelings for Sydney.

Somehow Lord Decibel gets to keep his equipment much to the annoyance to the older villains because he makes them suffer by blasting music randomly in the night.

In retaliation, someone in the prison would destroy it from being sleep deprived.

Timbuktu (kind of) regrets manipulating Ben using voodoo magic. And its totally not because Hex threatened him not to use it again or else he would torture him for an indefinite amount of time.

#ben 10 reboot #ben 10 fandom #ben 10 #ben 10 2016 #gwen tennyson #hex ben 10 #dr animo #ben 10 hex #queen bee #sydney and maurice #forever knight #ben 10 forever knight #steam smythe #phil billings #timbuktu #ben 10 lord decibel #lord decibel

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memryse · 3 years

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hello tumblr i present my canon-compliant "DSMP But... Everybody Discovered Large-Scale Organised Religion" mianite au which took a few hours to write up oops. basically here is a list of which god everybody would follow and why, based on canon events (i have therefore left out a couple of the members who don't really do lore or be on the server much because i definitely don't know about them enough to be accurate!)

dream: mianite. obsessed with control, you get it. went too far though and developed his own obsession with controlling the server so he is now godless and in jail

tommy: dianite. tommy is a favourite of dianite's - he's idealistic with a penchant for chaos, and like i said in my other post dianite probably sees himself in tommy a little. they're both misunderstood as Bad People

tubbo: ianite -> dianite, he converts post-doomsday. grew up as a follower of ianite and trying to follow her path put added pressure on him during his presidency. embraces being a dianitee with the start of the nuke program, but he keeps all his ianitee family heirlooms. ianite still holds a soft spot for him because of his family and occasionally gives him minor blessings. that being said she's of course a little disappointed he chose to change gods, but respects his decision

ranboo: no god, but enderwalk ranboo is an acolyte of ianite; awakeboo eventually converts to ianite when he reads awakeboo's note and decides to become more active in conflict resolution. he realises ianite actually aligns with his newfound ideals, and is of course more in touch with his ender side. however prior to this he wasn't really very keen on worshipping any gods, seeing as all he saw from them was wars waged in their names.

wilbur: also an atheist. probably prayed to dianite during pogtopia ("dream, i want to be your vassal" type beat) but other than that he's the type to criticise organised religion and be an independent leader, no need for gods. wilbur and ranboo narrative foils my beloveds!!!

techno: ianite. the thing about c!techno is he has one goal and he will stick to that no matter what - it's not total order, but it's not chaos either because there is motivation and reasoning behind it. also, a core tenet of ianitee ideology is not involving yourself in conflict until somebody personally wrongs you. much like butcher army era techno where he retreats to a peaceful (more godly, in this case) life until he's hunted down, at which point he Fucks Shit Up. in general techno holds grudges and takes even slight betrayals very seriously.

phil: ianite. i can see antarctic duo as former warriors of ianite! idk i don't have much to say phil is just.. a chill old warrior. probably jaded and tired of fighting wars for his goddess, but he still prays to her. specifically he prayed every night that wilbur could finally find balance in the afterlife. :)

niki: also ianite. definitely. niki values her own beliefs and morals, she's her own independent self. maybe she was a mianitee pre-nov 16th, but not since then. this makes the syndicate pretty much just a secret squad of ianitees (+ ranboo who everyone kind of just assumes is an ianitee given that, yknow, enderman). this is extra fun with the syndicate table being an end portal

sam: mianite 10000000%. he puts his commitment to duty above all else. not really much more to say he is just fully committed to keeping the server safe by carrying out mianite's will and imprisoning dream.

foolish: he's a god himself, so he doesn't follow any of the main three. however in the past he did work with mianite, enforcing his control over the land. from what we know about his totem of death period it wasn't like.. wanton destruction, it was him seeking control through violence, so i'm not inclined to say he worked with dianite back then.

george: man just wants to sleep and farm wheat, he's mianite. ez.

sapnap: also mianite. dream team as mianite's strongest and most revered knights!!!!!!

puffy: she's a pirate lady i don't know what to tell you other than she was part of capsize's crew. ianitee pirate ladies i care you. plus i feel like puffy centres mostly on people and not allying herself with specific nations or causes, she believes in balance above all.

eret: i view the greater dsmp as a mianitee nation, so as king of it they obviously have to follow mianite. eret has always strove to be a good king and help their nation prosper. plus, who knows what went on in the past with foolish. former mianite warriors eternal duo? i think so! (i think it would be cool if a literal reincarnation of herobrine was a mianitee purely because it fucks with everybody's expectations)

quackity: dianite. not just because he's chaos incarnate at times but like his entire current arc is so reminiscent of the fact that s2 dianite was literally a businessman. rip ghost dianite you would've loved c!quackity

fundy: oh boy here's a complex one. fundy switches gods frequently - look how much he craves acceptance from authority figures, from a substitute parental figure. i think right now his prophetic dreams could be interpreted as him being chosen by a certain god who sees potential in him, but i can't say who bc we don't really know too much about them or even why he's suddenly having them. that being said his chaotic scamming foxboy side definitely embodies dianite and he should have stuck with dianite the entire time but nah he needs Validation

jack manifold: follows dianite, but dianite isn't really pleased with him trying to kill tommy so often (seeing as he likes tommy). this is why he has such comically bad luck. his god is continually fucking with him.

karl: ianite, specifically chosen by her to become the historian of the server. the purple theme.. the duty to write down history as it truly happened (as opposed to censoring history like a certain mianite did). the existence of both the in between and the other side. karl Is balance. thank you. (also this makes karlnapity's marriage one mianitee, one ianitee and one dianitee. diversity win!)

schlatt: mianite (derogatory)

the eggpire is pretty much just the darkness isn't it. mianite was the blueprint actually.

bbh: dianite at first, judging by the badlands' ideology. corrupted by the darkness though.

antfrost: also dianite, but probably really lowkey about it and only ever prayed when the badlands needed his blessings. again, corrupted now

hannah: mianite - her connection to nature is by extension also a connection to mianite, the god of the overworld. plus she cared about maintaining harmony on the server and went to lengths to ensure it like the whole "killing her own dogs to protect them" thing. currently on her corrupted girlboss arc though

punz: dianite, he likes money and killing people idk what more you expect from me. even after joining the eggpire this has not changed at all. he'll work for other gods' followers for the right price but he's not changing his core beliefs

ponk: i don't know very much about him i'm ngl, especially not pre-eggpire. prior to his corruption though i do kinda like the idea of a mianitee doctor doing fucked up little experiments idk he just has mianitee vibes to me in the same way tucker was a mianitee.

skeppy: he and bbh are obviously both dianite together prior to the egg. it simply would not be right of me to put him anywhere else.

purpled: ianite. the colour purple... the tendency to stay so far out of conflict that he doesn't even log onto the server... mans was born to be an ianitee actually

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jaxxsoxxn · 3 years

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Protect Philza Squad

//We all got some Philza protecting his children, but what about him being protected one. TW: Light trauma refrenc at the end, one of the characters is shot two times. Philza is also really hurt and even if it's not really graphic, still. Also he is "hiding" his pain and he's almost unconscious because of it.

//RP, Roleplay

Tubbo shot him two times and he acts all strong, but he's really hurt. His arms are in pain, he got lit up on fire, and he can't die. His skin hurts when he's walking and doing normal stuff. And because of house arrest, nobody is here to notice it.

Until Ranboo is so worried, that he just visits him and he sees this strong, almost immortal being, being so low.

Because he can't leave to take his things he left, they broke his ender chest and he has no healing, so he had to do it old-fashioned way. By waiting.

And Ranboo is heartbroken. This person, who helped him so many times, was hurt and he didn't knew.

And he was pissed, because not only Philza suffered for such a long time, he also was hurt without a reason.

Half-Enderman was going to stab someone, and if that person was going to be Tubbo, than be it.

He quickly looked through his inventory and took out his one and only golden apple. He left it on crafting table and Philza didn't even had energy to say no. He blinked slowly and stared at the door. He was alone again.

When Ranboo left, he went to Ghostbur.

"I know that Tommy asked me to never show up again, but Philza..."

And that's all he has to say. Because Ghostbur will always think of Phil like he's someone better.

Because Phil deserves the best, and if something happened, he ain't taking it.

He and Ranboo travel, but when they got there, taller man is surprised by Techno and Tommy being ready for a fight. Because Ghostbur messaged them, that something happened to Phil.

Because they are worried.

So they gather and Ran explains. He explained what happened, what he saw and how he was worried, but he only has food. He's too poor to help his friend.

Techno is mad, like mad mad. Because L' Manberg can hurt him, but his best friend is not on the list. He helped everyone, he made a fuckin' Blaze Farm and that's what Tubbo does?

The voices are louder with every second. They all are sadder than usual. He can hear them cry. And he understands.

Voices know Phil like he knows him. They love him like he loves him.

So they hurt when he hurts. And they have no mercy.

Blade agrees.

Tommy also agrees. He hates to, but he has to. His father just laughed. He had every right to do so.

He worked on this house.

And they robbed him, destroyed everything and shot him.

There was no mercy.

Tubbo says sorry or one of four will take his last life. He had no right, and if he suddenly wants to be true to the law, he will also get punished.

Because that's logical thing to do.

And if Ghostbur helped Techno make some fireworks for his weapon, Tommy will act like he didn't see it.

Because it's simply not his problem.

And if Ranboo suddenly had way too much tnt on him, he also did not see that.

And maybe, just maybe, he also took some fireworks. But who knows...

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Hi clara!😁 i’m new to hockeyblr and have been following you for a bit but i’m trying to branch out a bit more and wanted to know if you have any blog recommendations? and why? (mostly asking you for islanders blogs but if you know any avalanche blogs too that’d be great hehe) thank you xo

heyyy well first of all welcome!! here we cry a little, laugh a little, we bully them sometimes other times praise them, its a mess but it's fun.

i dont know if youre more into live blogging the games, edits, gifs, fics, stats or what, so here are some of my favorite blogs here that post isles stuff and we so happen to be mutuals lol

its gonna be long so buckle up

@sorokaaa - ali is so fun love everything she posts during games amazing content just overall she posts great clips and memes and also she's super talented her drawings are amazing, also she's the president of the ilya sorokin protection squad

@2manytabsopen - kesh is a literal sunshine her blog inst exactly like 100% hockey themed but she's the best so nice you won't regret following her and im not saying this just because were the same person in different countries ;)

@hotgirlhockey - we love mel, she does it all: live blogs games, gifs, writes, gives hockey facts in case you dont understand something, plus super nice so the whole package

@barbienoturbby - b is super nice and fun i can't count the amount of times her lb made me laugh and her gifs and edits are just *chef's kiss* so worth following her

@heybarzy - amaaaaazing writing really everything abby writes i love so if youre into reading focs go follow her plus she writes for so many different players

@mondieumat - this woman is constatky introducing me to new hot hockey players if i simp too much its 100% her fault and she enables my dilf obsession thats a good friend, plus super nice and fun, also im 99% sure shes also into avs

@hockstuff - if you ever dont understand something about hockey c has the answer, her knowledge its just infinite surprises me every day, plus also super nice and funny and friendly and i think she also likes the avs

@fallinallincurls - amazing writing wonderful incredible seriously so talented (she actually just posted a barzy fic ive been saving to read for when i have free time because i really wanna pay attention to every single word, that level of amazing writing)

@matbarzls - another amazing writer plus she live blogs isles games and its just so fun go follow caitee also she just hit 550 so let's get her to 600 now like she deserves

@calgarycanuck - im not sure if Claudia live blogs games for the isles buuuut she does write so amazing pieces for some isles players so if that's what you're looking for 100% go follow her

@ollywahlygator - looove their olly pieces since not many people write for him plus super fun during games and im almost sure they also likes the avs

@matwith1t - ok ok ok the way I fangirl whenever she posts a new barzy pieces is embarrassing buuuut I do because they are just really that amazing alli is the Shakespeare of barzy fics

@cherrylita - beautiful mood boards for like every player i know seriously dont know how luna finds so many amazing pics queen of the mood boards also super nice and friendly

@grubauerr - I think we started following each other recently but let me tell you gabbie is so fun her post during games just hilarious and she's making me an avs fan

@sorokns - also recently started following each other but she's so friendly and fun just hilarious really during games, we share our love for dilfs and ilya sorokin thats says it all and she's also making me an avs fan

@cherrymaybank - if you've been following me you probably know her we freak out over the isles together almost every single day so she's really fun and nice and also she writes what else could you need???

@rosesvioletshardy - another amazing writer (seeing a pattern here?) but apart from that super nice and friendly and also an avs fan

@iwantahockeyhimbo - just overall super nice friendly, live blogs for the isles, one of the first blogs I started following here and haven't regretted it ever since

@broadstflyers - more amazing writes, her piece gold rush its serious incredible so worth reading, go read it right now

@honeybearbarzal - and even more amazing writers that I follow, kali has some incredible pieces some of my fav barzy fics ever

(edit) I almost forgot @tysonsjosty because I still associate her with her old crosby name lol - ok taylor also another amazing writer from hockeyblr plus she writes from some players that don't get the hype they deserve here *cough* nico hischier, Phil myers and Alex lyon *cough* so go follow her for incredible fics!!

ok I probably forgot a lot of people and this basically turned into a love letter to some of my mutuals but whatever, you asked I deliver, those are some of my fav blogs here that post isles (and some avs) related stuff

I've met some other amazing people here but they dont post about the isles, however they are super nice if you want just ask and I'll give you more great people to follow

also side note: sorry if I got anything wrong like pronouns or what you actually post or your team im doing all of this from memory so big chance I forgot or wrote something wrong

#c rambles #c's mutuals #long ass post #the amount of times i used the word amazing nice fun funny #grab a dictionary clara learn some new adjectives lol

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