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I want words with the parent who decided to bring their kid to an intro to skating lesson while Covid positive.
#Seriously what the duck#I know this because they were masked (they a lady and her husband. At least one kid running around not really masked) and started complaini#“As soon as those ten days are up I’m getting this thing off forever haha lol lol“#“You’re lucky I’m wearing it now. Dw though I’m a good person I told all the people I exsposed to Covid when I thought I just had a cough-#As soon as I found out! Anyways now I’m here in this packed tiny room sending my children off to breathe in peoples faces!”#Ma’am seriously#Glad I didn’t have her kid in the group I was assisting holy shit#You have to have your face basically two inches from the kids#And they cling to you like monkeys#Blow snot everywhere scream cry and spit#I’m basically paired up with one struggling kid per lesson so if I kid I’ve got has Covid there’s a decent chance I’ll get it#And the outer rooms are notably not cold. And not big. They’re cramped hot and packed full of people and you’re gonna stand there and chat?#It’s an intro to skate lesson#Please. Please just skip it.#Also the kids in todays lessons were such a mixed bag#I had one great little girl one clingy little boy who just refused to stand#And then some other interactions#Including one with one of those asshole little boys who just like to be mean and violent#Haha yeah you’re funny buddy I’m not playing this game with you#Best thing to do with those kids is just be like “okay” and then ignore them
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PRINCESS TREATMENT
: CL16
genre: stupid fluff, social media (smau)
warnings: translated french
A/N: let’s ignore everything that happened in this gp! this is my first EVER f1 fic so ernmmm bare with me! i’ve had this like whole thing in my head for a while but i was just too lazy LMAO ANYWAYS i’m also deprived of some fics..ENJOY ?!!
synopsis: soft launching a relationship with charles — charles leclerc x streamer fem!reader (fc: tina kitten)
yourusername
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yourusername when he gets the princess treatment instead of me..
user1 my streamer is in a relationship..🫠
user2 this means we can’t be parasocial no more…I HOPE THIS “MAN” CAN FIGHT.
alex_albon okay tell him to stop being clingy so you can play goat simulator with us
yourusername he said, “they suck at the game so they can wait, i like the princess treatment” soo…
user4 as much as i want to theorize and say it’s an F1 driver it’s unlikely…she’s just a twitch streamer.
user8 “just a twitch streamer” my ass..as if she isn’t the biggest streamer and influencer
user4 i mean itd be a downgrade for a professional to date a non professional athlete or like model or idol🤷♀️
charles_leclerc okay little buddy it’s past your bedtime
charles_leclerc aww so cute (HOP ONTO GOAT SIMULATOR LANDO IS BEING ANNOYINGGG)
landonorris okay buddy..don’t make me use THE blackmail.
charles_leclerc
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charles_leclerc my jpg era? nahh
user3 okay so are we going to talk about who took these photos cause i know damn well you didn’t take them..
yourusername whoever styled you should get a raise
charles_leclerc i’ll tell her that, it’ll inflate her ego some more
yourusername she doesn’t deserve you 😐
user5 HOLD ON. HER?? IS HE IN A RELATIONSHIP AS WELL.
user6 this is kinda suspicious..what if.
user2 WHAT IF????
user6 what if yn and charles are 🤞
carlossainz55 charlie finally got a sense of style !!
pierregasly groundbreaking ‼️
user9 okay but why does he actually look good in this outfit..
user10 f1 twt going crazy over this fit
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yourusername stream today!! we’ll be playing among us vr with *drumroll* landonorris and georgerussell63, be sure to tune into it today
user1 WITH THOSE TWO??? it sounds chaotic..
user10 HMMM….
charles_leclerc where is my invite ☹️
yourusername you said no because chat would laugh at you..
charles_leclerc this makes it seem like those two are your favorites…
yourusername they are.
charles_leclerc hand back the paddock passes<3
yourusername IM JOKING HAHA YOURE MY FAVORITE!!
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user5 bye they’re literally flirting.
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user6 THE HEART AFTER PADDOCK..am i seeing this correctly
user2 what if you actually predicted it…
alex_albon i can already hear lando screaming..
landonorris slanderous.
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charles_leclerc désolé mon amour le secret est sorti..😅❤️
user6 YEAH I KNEW IT. everyone who made bets pay up! i do apple pay venmo zelle paypal
user1 bye you’re so unserious 😭
user3 aye they tryna make bank i don’t blame them
user2 it’s like they’re a mastermind..IS CHARLES GOING TO WIN THE NEXT GP?!?
user6 yes. he is going to podium and be at least 2 or 3
yourusername you couldn’t wait just a little longer..not till your next gp? ;;
charles_leclerc my fingers slipped!!
yourusername fat fingers!
charles_leclerc that’s not very nice chéri:(
yourusername yeah no more princess treatment for you.
charles_leclerc HEY NOW…THATS NOT FUNNY.
landonorris are mom and dad fighting..☹️
charles_leclerc i hope you never get imposter when you play amongus again
landonorris HEY MAN TOO FAR.
user11 “mon amour” BYE. I DONT EVEN WANNA KNOW HOW LONG THEYVE BEEN TOGETHER.
user10 the pictures..THE PICTURES. sleeping on a highway tonight 🤞
user4 interesting choice in a s/o…
user7 the floating lantern picture…I JUST WANNA KNOW WHO WAS THE ONE THIRD WHEELING THAT THING.
yourbestie that person would be me 😍
yourbestie took y’all forever, im surpised charlie brown over here didn’t spill the beans earlier
charles_leclerc who are you calling charlie brown? 😒
yourbestie you.
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Mischievous Birthday
[church]
Venti:Oh Aether~
Aether:I don’t like how you said my name.
Venti:What’s wrong? It’s my birthday. I’m a special little birthday boy who wants a special little gift.
Aether:You always want wine. We have a good thing going.
Venti:Yes, but I started thinking, wine is no good without entertainment.
Aether:I want to remind you we’re currently in a place of worship.
Venti:Uh huh, for me!
Aether:….How did I forget that?
The door opens and Amber, Keqing, Yanfei, Kokomi, and Ayaka all walk in and sit on a front row bench. Nervousness hit Aether immediately. Venti snickers as he drags Aether to stand in the front. Things only got worse as Venti pulled out flash cards.
Venti:First question-
Aether:Wait! Is this some twisted game show or something!? You’ve explained nothing!
Amber:Just roll with it, haha.
Venti:First question! What’s the most physically appealing thing to you about all of your partners?
Aether:*blushing* I’m the entertainment!? Can I get a lifeline!?
Keqing:Not how it works!
Aether:Uhh ummm. Okay… *takes a breath*
Yanfei:I feel slightly bad.
Kokomi:No this is great.
Ayaka:Agreed.
Aether:Physically appealing. Well I can’t be too embarrassed about yours Amber. You caught me staring at your butt like two weeks into knowing you.
Amber:And it was hilarious.
Aether:As far as everyone else, Yanfei, we’re crop top buddies. The bond was instant.
Yanfei:Heck yeah!
Aether:Keqing’s eyes are very beautiful.
Keqing:Awww, now say you’re actual answer.
Aether:*red* I mean your leggings look good on you.
Keqing:There it is!
Aether:I want to die… these were supposed to be private thoughts.
Venti:You got two more! Tough it out.
Ayaka:*smiling*
Aether:To be honest, your face is just… so adorable.
Ayaka:What!? *red*
Aether:Yeah. You’re beauty mark, pale skin but intense eyes. Soft cheeks. It’s just cute.
Keqing:I take offense!
Aether:The question was most appealing, not first impressions. If that was the case then I’d say face for all of you. Eyes were legit the first thing I noticed about you. It just so happens I like your legs more.
Keqing:*red*….You live today.
Aether:Kokomi, I’m torn. I want to play with her hair every time I see her. But also….*red* It’s hard not admiring your figure. Your thigh-highs are longer than Amber’s.
Kokomi:*smiles* And just like her, I caught you looking as well. I just never said anything about it.
Aether:Am I free now?
Venti:Question two!!! What thing does each partner do that is your absolutely favorite?
Girls:CHANGE THE QUESTION!
Venti:The birthday boy says no! Aether, I highly recommend you don’t let this question kill you. It would be funny though.
Aether:You all have such little faith. Do you even know my answers?
Kokomi:No matter what they are, it’s embarrassing!
Yanfei:Have sympathy! I thought this was going to far!
Amber:There’s no shame left between us so fire away. Plus it’s no fun if you’re lying.
Venti:I like your spirit!
Aether:Guys, it’s literally not what you think. For Amber, it’s hugs. Since all of you are either busy in your office or have an image to keep up, what always sticks out to me is that the moment I see Amber, she’ll run up and hug me.
Amber:Score one for the land of freedom and being average citizen!
Keqing:It’s not a contest ya know.
Aether:Don’t pout. It’s fine that you’re busy. When you know I’m around, you either stay late so I can conveniently walk you home and have a late dinner with no one else around. That, or there’s a suspicious space in your schedule that I always manage to get.
Keqing:*red*…..
Venti:No defense?
Keqing:I’m no liar. He called it like he saw it. Guess I’m not as sneaky as Ningguang is. I wonder who else noticed?
Yanfei:Ningguang, Ganyu, probably Yelan, me, your major staff must be suspicious-
Keqing:*covers face*
Aether:Fishing has become a big thing between Yanfei and I. Whoever catches the least has to cook them. Still we end up cooking together anyways most times. She always manages to get incredibly long ramblings out of me before I realize it, hours pass. I really like it. *smiles* you’re really good listener.
Yanfei:I am a legal consultant. If I can’t listen to people’s problems and find a way to put them at ease, then I wouldn’t be the best.
Aether:Kokomi and I have nap dates.
Kokomi:Don’t confess to that!
Aether:But it’s literally the best! I’m tired from adventures, you’re tired from your job. Finding a place to run off and go to sleep is comforting. You always get so cuddly.
Kokomi:*flustered*…This stays in the church!
Venti:Why of course! Now then, what about Ms. Kamisato?
Aether:Ayaka will take any new food I cook her and try cooking it herself for the next time I visit. Then there’s the fact she tries “teaching” me tea ceremony etiquette. It’s a great excuse to bring my teapot. I guess you and Keqing have something in common. You do a lot of things to create alone time. It makes me feel special.
Ayaka:You’re the one teaching me so much about the rest of the world. How could I not want to see you? You broaden my horizons in an otherwise practiced life. I’m thankful.
Aether:*smiles*
Venti:Awww, I think she loves you.
Ayaka:H..Hey! Don’t single me out!
Venti:I’m just teasing. Now, third and final question! Aether, what-
The church doors fly open. Barbara stands in the doorway, breathless, and visibly annoyed for once.
Barbara:Venti! Jean wasn’t in danger at all, or at Windrise!
Aether:You sent her on a wild goose chase!?
Venti:Well…duh. This is a church! No one would just allow this to happen.
Barbara briskly approaches the bard. Not wanting to stay, a sudden gust of wind blows in everyone’s face, sending the flash cards flying and giving Venti the perfect opportunity to run by Barbara, but not before twirling the girl first.
Venti:Thanks for the wonderful gift everyone! I’ll be sure to make a song about it!
Barbara:Venti!
Yanfei:Did we…become accomplices?
Amber:It’s fine. Let’s chalk it up to we were in the wrong place at the wrong time, without knowing.
Yanfei:That’s an unknowing accomplice!
Amber:Trust me, it’s fine.
Kokomi:There’s still a question left.
Keqing:Well, it’s not like we need him as long as-
Ayaka turns Keqing’s head to show her the cards that should’ve been on floor, are gone; as well as Aether. Everyone looked around but sure enough, he bolted the moment chaos happened.
Keqing:Oh I am not making time in my schedule next time he visits!
xxxxxx
Sometimes, the best place to hide is in plain sight. Aether and Venti sat in the hands of the statue in front of the church, watching everyone go their separate ways. The only one who bothered to look up was Amber, but all she did was give her salute before going on her way. Figures the glider knew to look towards the sky. Venti waved with the flash card in hand, and a bottle in the other.
Venti:So my fellow escape artist, what made you fall in love with such wonderful and kind people?
Aether:Sorry Venti, some songs can’t be played for just anyone. *smiles*
Venti:And that my dear friend, I couldn’t agree more with. Bonus question, ever wanted to sleep with a wind god?
Aether:Haha! Tempting, but sorry. I’m spoken for.
Venti:Ehe, worth a shot.
He let go of the card, letting it soar to the heavens.
#genshin impact#venti the bard#barbara gunnhildr#gi aether#gi amber#keqing#yanfei#kokomi sangonomiya#ayato kamisato#genshin ships#ayather#aeqing#aether x amber#yanfei x aether#kokomi x aether#open relationship
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Title: you little goof of a man 💜💛
Description: jay teases stephen about liking a girl that he has been talking to and Stephen decides to make some fun out of it from being embarrassed.
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Ler: Stephen
Lee: jay
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Stephen closed the door to the house then sat down on the couch, letting out a content sigh.
“Have fun?” Jay asked, walking around the corner, rubbing his hair with a towel. He had just gotten out of the shower.
“Yeah I’d say so” Stephen sighed again.
“Why so tired there’s no way you did that much with that girl, didn’t you say that all you guys were gonna do was see a movie?” Jay asked again, sitting down on the couch.
“Yeah, but after that she was pumped up so we went to go to an arcade and spent hours there messing around”
Jay raised and eyebrow.
“So she’s a gamer? Then what did you do next you went over to her house and played more games?” Jay teased.
“No not really, we just watched a movie and made coco waffles and I left, but she did seem rather excited to be with me”
Jay smiled.
“Chocolate waffles? Jeez she must be into you for sure!”
“Or she just likes chocolate, she also ate chocolate candy in the theater, don’t over look this” Stephen layed back back on the couch, an arm stretched on the head of the furniture.
“You think I’m over thinking dude?” Jay nudged Stephen’s ribs playfully. “I’m starting to think you’re over thinking! No, over looking the situation! You said she made them right?”
Stephen blinked.
“I said ‘we’ made them, it was my idea since I knew she liked chocolate”
Jay paused for a moment, processing everything before giving a playful smirk and another raised brow.
“Oh i see what’s going on here~” Jay teased.
Stephens eyes darted side to side before looking back at Jay. “What?”
“You like her, right? I remember you saying you guys where just friends”
“Of course I really like her, she’s sweet, kind and compassionate, so I decided that since I knew I liked her, I would man up and be a gentlemen”
Stephen crossed his arms.
“Oh yeah, and I don’t suppose you weren’t just a little nervous doing this date night thing? You know, worried about what you would say? Or the things you would do that was weird?” Jay stated.
Stephen thought about it for a moment.
“Shut up! I know I could do better than you could ever manage!”
Jay scooted closer to Stephen on the couch. “Haha, I’m just trying to have a bit of fun!”
Jay continued. “I have more confidence than you, dork”
“Oh yeah? So if a girl you liked walked up to you and asked you out you wouldn’t run off? Scared?” Stephen batted his eyes mockingly.
Jay pouted. Mildly offended. Stephen laughed.
“Don’t give me that, you know it’s true”
Jay looked away
“Aww cmon buddy, don’t give that face I was just messing with you~” Stephen whined. “You know I’d never actually want to hurt your feelings right?”
“Mmmmmmm” Jay groaned irritatingly, like a 5 year old.
“Come on~ cheer up, don’t be a downer, you know I’m a better charmer then you”
Stephen put his hands on both sides of jay and started wiggling his fingers. Jay jerked at the contact.
“Come on Jay~” Stephen continued.
“N-no!”
“What’s wrong? And here I thought you wanted to have fun!” Stephen worked his fingers deeper and jay was at the giggling stage, trying to keep a straight face.
“N-nohoho! Stop it!” Jay yelped.
“Stop what? I’m not doing anything”
“Stop nohohoho! Quit that!”
“What’s so funny? I don’t see what gave you the giggles all of the sudden” Stephen could the growing smile on jays face that he was trying to hide. “Why are you laughing? Is Jay giggling because he’s…ticklish??”
Jay started to blush at the last word.
“Stehehehephen!”
Stephen ignored him.
“It seems like jay has some sensitive sides~”
“Stohohohohop! Plehehehease!”
Stephen then put a hand on jays ribs, making Jay shift relentlessly in place.
“And it seems that your ribs are asking to get tickled aswell~”
Jay tried to stand up to run hut Stephen pulled him back and onto jays back pinning his arms above his head. Attacking his sides with one hand.
“Who’s more charming now? Goof!”
Jay cackled, and tried to turn his head away but failed.
“Awww, jay is so shy and blushy~ he can’t even look at me~” Stephen teased.
“Fuhuhuhuck you!!” Jay called out.
Stephen smirked, taking in the moment, eventually attacking and teasing jays stomach repeatedly.
“STOHOHOHOP IT! Nohohohot there!”
Stephen raised a brow, eyeing jays navel for a second.
“Oh…not HERE!” Stephen teased, sticking his finger in jays belly button.
Jays legs sprung up and tried to block but failed.
“Ooooh? Did I find your secret spot?”
“NOHOHOHO!”
“It seems like I did 😏” Stephen continued to play with him, eventually sending Jay into tears.
“STOHOHOP I CANT TAKE IT!!” Jay howled.
Stephen stopped and let jay protect his stomach, also letting him breath.
“Heh heh, like I recalled before, you wanted to have fun, you asked for it” Stephen stated casually.
Jay looked up at him and wiped the extra tears from his face, then sat up slowly, breathing heavily. “And I like I said, fuck you, heh heh 😏”
End.
@ghostlee I wrote one anyway lol, hope you like this one! I enjoyed writing it at least 😋
#sfw tickling community#danplan#danplantickling#actually stephen#stephen#oddjayalter#jay#leejay lerstephen
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Situations that end with MC Walking Away Brothers and Datables (-Luke)
This is supposed to be funny, humorous, fluffy, and teasing. Obviously, insinuations are there.
I didn't do Luke because you shouldn't walk away from children or dogs. Haha! No, really, I just didn't want to do one for him so apologies.
Lucifer-
MC walked into the library to see Lucifer. He hadn’t seen them as he turned over several books on random shelves. He also took books from one shelf and placed them on other shelves. MC watched for two minutes before clearing their throat.
“What are you doing?” MC asked.
Lucifer jumped and turned around with an eyebrow raised. “Nothing, and if I were you, I’d keep this to yourself.”
MC shakes their head and leaves. So Satan was right. Lucifer goes out of his way to fuck with him.
Mammon-
MC was walking by the bathroom and stopped at the door after hearing someone wailing.
Wait… that was Mammon singing that song they played for him. Treasure by Bruno Mars. How fucking cute! MC ducks closer to the door and smiles brightly. Damn, he was cute. Was he singing about them?
MC sneakily opens the door to see Mammon in the bathtub. He was holding up Goldie and singing. Ugh.
MC moves to shut the door, but he sees. “MC, wait! It’s not what it looks like!”
Moving down the hallway as fast as they can, Mammon was trying to hold up his towel. “Wait! MC! Come on!”
Leviathan-
Leviathan showed MC his recent picture compilations he was creating for TSL and Rui-chan on his editing software. It was impressive.
Levi gets up to retrieve a figure he modeled one of the frames out of when MC clicks the other project he had minimized. Oh, boy, they shouldn’t have done that.
“MC, I have the,” he stopped dead.
The project was massively just about MC. Quite a few of the shots were of them together. He even had little hearts littering the frames.
“Levi, I love you, but I have to go,” MC murmured with the brightest blush and left the room.
Satan-
MC and Satan decide to go to the cat shelter. They were petting all the cats and feeding them treats. It was all in all a great day.
However, when MC glances over at Satan, where he’s ducked down to a pair of kittens, he was holding up his hand, and their little paws would touch his palm.
“Good, one more time,” Satan said.
“W-what are you doing?” MC asked.
Satan glanced over with wide eyes. “Teaching them to high five…” he trailed off.
MC put their hands on their cheeks and walked out of the room. All of this to hide the incredible blush and giddy laughter they were suppressing.
Asmo-
MC was skipping up to Asmo’s room to tell him about this sale. It was awesome, and he was going to obsess.
However, when they opened the door, they regretted it. Asmo was making out pretty hardcore with Solomon on the bed. Appalled? Shocked? MC didn’t know which.
“There’s always room for my other human!” Asmo giggled when he caught sight of MC.
Solomon covered his face. “Asmodeus, really.”
MC clapped a hand over their mouth and turned in a mechanical fashion before retreating.
“I’m never opposed to a humane threesome!” Asmo called after them.
Beel-
MC was working out with Beel. Well, more that he was working out, and they were putting chips in his mouth. It was a very gratifying experience. Both would laugh and enjoy this ridiculous routine.
It was all going like a well-oiled machine. Well… until Beel bit MC’s finger. Now it wasn’t that hard, but hard enough to make them jerk backward.
“Oh, MC, I’m sorry!” Beel puffed as he stopped his pushups.
MC took their finger to their mouth and grumbled. “That hurt, but I’m okay. You won't hurt me again, Beel.”
“Did Beel try to eat you like in your dream? I was hoping for screams and not whimpers,” Belphie murmured with a smirk as he turned over on his bed.
MC turned beyond what was considered red on the color spectrum. “I gotta go,” they rushed out and climbed off the floor.
“Wait, MC, I promise I won’t eat you!” Beel shouted as he rushed after them.
“Or he’ll try lower!” Belphie snickered.
Belphie-
MC was relaxing with Belphie in the sitting room. He was resting against their shoulder, and MC’s legs were over his lap. It was a typical evening of lazy bones being lazy cuddle buddies.
Asmo scrunched his nose while walking into the room. “It’s really unfair,” he started.
MC glanced over. “What?”
“Why is Belphie always getting to sleep with you! You never sleep with me!” He cried while crossing his arms.
“Because I do it better, Asmo. MC likes to be on top,” Belphie murmured through sleep.
MC’s eyes grew as Asmo rolled his. “Yeah, sure, like anyone would believe you fuck better than me.”
“What do you think the pillow is for? Muffled cries,” Belphie smiled over at Asmo.
MC puffed and stood up, nearly toppling over the table. Their hands landed on it for balance.
“Thank you for assuming the position, MC,” Belphie chuckled.
Needless to say, MC bolted from the room with bright mortification.
Solomon-
Magic. Always magic and human experiences. Today was no exception while they were practicing in the sitting room at Purgatory Hall.
They were working on transformative magic. Advanced and complicated.
“Now, watch, the strings will change to bracelets,” Solomon declared as he performed the spell.
MC bobbed their head as the white string did change into silver bracelets. “Cool.”
Simeon glanced over from his book. “Always talented, Solomon.”
Luke looked up from his phone and seemed wholly unamused by the situation.
“Now, it’s your turn.”
MC made the gesture and sputtered on the words. Instead of the string on their wrists turning into bracelets, they coiled around their hands and connected in a binding. MC gasped and struggled as they tried to climb off the ground.
“I didn’t realize you liked being tied up. I would have offered in private,” Solomon teased.
MC’s cheeks filled with blood and tripped as they moved toward the exit of the room.
“Solomon!” Simeon groaned.
Solomon was laughing. “I didn’t mean it. Well, maybe just a little, MC.”
They didn’t give him the chance to tease them anymore. MC struggled with the front door and began to march down the path.
“MC, you look like a demon meal like that! Come back,” Solomon called out, trying to catch them scurrying off. He laughed while following them all the way back to House of Lamentation.
Barbatos-
They were cooking together because he offered lessons. MC was always happy to help and learn to perfect a skill.
“Very good,” Barbatos nodded at MC finishing the sauce.
“Thanks, Barbatos. You’re going to get me cooking well enough to put any human to shame,” MC laughed.
“Maybe, but you were a proficient cook beforehand,” Barbatos said.
“I’ll have to cook for you sometime. Just tell me what you’d like to eat,” MC smiled.
Barbatos blushed and cleared his throat. “Anything you would like to make, MC. It isn’t often someone would like to return the favor for me.”
MC glanced over to see Barbatos had turned to the large pot on the stove. “I mean it. Whatever you want, Barbatos. I’d like to do something nice for you.”
“Why don’t you go see if we have any fresh greens?” He murmured.
MC scowled at the demon but agreed. They walked to the other side of the kitchen and went into the fridge. Glancing at the side, MC could see Barbatos subtly wiping his eyes through the reflection.
“Hey, Barbatos, I’m going to run to the restroom. I’ll be right back,” MC said and left the kitchen.
“Thank you,” Barbatos murmured as they left.
Diavolo-
Diavolo and MC were walking together through RAD as Barbatos trailed. They were on the way to a meeting, and MC was headed to lunch. This was usual, rare, but something not out of the norm. He would get his human questions in during these moments.
“MC, I heard the oddest thing from Asmodeus the other day,” Diavolo declared.
“What did he say now?” MC questioned with suspicion.
“There’s this game that you and he play. It has to do with figures of some sort,” Diavolo hummed.
“Figures?” MC asked.
Diavolo tapped his chin and glanced back. “Barbatos, what was it called again?”
“Daddy or Uncle energy, I believe, my lord,” Barbatos said while stifling a smile.
“Ah, yes, that one. Is this one of those parental human games?” Diavolo inquired while staring at MC.
Ded. one hundred percent. “No, um, Lord Diavolo, I gotta go,” MC puffed and tried to gesture toward the cafeteria.
“Wait, but he said you saw me as a father type? That’s very sweet,” Diavolo beamed with the smallest hint of mischief.
“Bye, Lord Diavolo! Bye, Barbatos!” MC rushed out and sprinted toward the cafeteria.
“I just wanted to say thank you,” Diavolo called after them with a bout of laughter.
Asmo was killed later that night. (Not really, but it could happen…)
Simeon-
Simeon and MC were in the kitchen of Purgatory Hall, baking. They had just finished the batter for the fingerprint cookies with a celestial recipe. Simeon was his usual serene self.
“Simeon, how long are these going to take?” MC questioned with the timer in hand.
“Put the timer on for fifteen minutes, and we’ll check then. I still am not confident that Solomon doesn’t tinker with the oven for experiments,” Simeon laughed.
MC set the timer and grinned. “I wouldn’t put it past him.”
“He is a very unique human,” Simeon noted with a smile.
MC laughed while picking up the towel on the counter. “Here, let me help you clean up. You have some flour on your face.”
Simeon bent enough so that MC could clear his features of the flour, all the while beaming. It was a very cozy experience to bake with the angel. He took the towel from MC’s hand and nodded.
“Let me assist. You have some as well,” he noted and wiped their cheeks with soft swipes.
Simeon’s eyes were focused on the task.
“Simeon! Solomon took my hat for a spell again!” Luke yelled as he walked into the room.
MC jumped and accidentally pressed their lips to the space just next to Simeon’s mouth. “Oh, my God!” MC puffed and bounced back.
That just made it even worse. MC clapped a hand over their mouth and rushed from the room. Fire was cooler than their face. How were they ever going to explain that?
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“wife”
pairing: corpse husband x reader (female)
words: 1,714
requested?: no (send some in tho pls :) )
plot/summary: felix invites his friend, y/n, to play among us when they need an extra player. her and corpse get along well
authors note: so this isnt that good and i know a lot of corpse fics use a similar plot. i just wanted to try to write for corpse. hopefully things i write for him in the future are better. let me know what you think tho! also i really wanted reader to be best friends with karl bc i love him sm. uh every swiggly line is like a small time skip. this was written late at night btw and i didnt take much time to go over it
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You sat up from laying down when you heard your phone ring. You looked at the caller ID.
Felix.
"What's up Felix?" You ask with a small yawn.
"Aww, how sweet," You hear in the background.
You giggle and ask, "Is that Sean? Hi Sean!"
"Yeah, we're playing Among Us and need an extra player. You down?" Felix explained.
"Sure, just give me a few minutes. See you soon, whore"
"Bitc-" You hang up before he can finish.
You got up and turned off your TV, going to get ready.
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You quickly tweet out that you're going live and say something on your insta story as well. You start your stream and slowly watch people flood in.
"Hey everyone! How are you guys doing?" You wave and smile, reading the chat.
"Everyone doing good, awesome! And i'm sorry to anyone having a bad day. I hope i can brighten it a bit!"
"Okay, sorry i didn't give you a further notice. I didn't even know i was gonna stream. Felix invited me to play Among Us so... here we are!"
You quickly join the discord and pull up the game, putting a cover over where the code goes.
"Hello?" You ask as you join the call. A chorus of greetings came your way.
"(Y/n)?"
"Karl!" You smile brightly.
Karl Jacobs was a good friend of yours. You would play on the Dream SMP sometimes. When you would, it would mostly be you being stupid with Karl and Alex, also known as Quackity. You were even a well know citizen of El Rapids.
"LET'S GOOOOO!" He yelled, making you laugh.
"Hey (Y/n), do you know everyone here?" Sean asks you.
"Um," You quickly scan through the names, "no, i don't think so."
You recognized names but you only personally knew Felix, Sean, Karl, and Ethan.
"Oh my god! Your voice is so cute!" Pokimane exclaims.
You giggle softly, "Thank you Poki!"
You're voice wasn't high pitched or anything like that, you just always spoke very softly and calmly. You were also a bit quiet.
Felix introduces you to those that you didn't know.
"There's one more person we're waiting for," He says.
While everyone waits, you and Karl run around each other's little characters and make jokes between yourselves. You mute yourself to read donations every once in a while.
You hear the discord chime, signaling that someone joined the call.
"WAIT CORPSE! DON'T SPEAK YET!" Felix yelled. "We have a new player. This is my friend (Y/n), say hi to her"
"Hello (Y/n)," Corpse said. You were taken aback by how deep his voice was but you didn't show it.
"Hi Corpse! Nice to meet you!" You said happily.
"Okay, how is she not freaking out?" Bretman said, making everyone laugh.
"Uh, (Y/n), do you mind letting me have black? It's cool if not.." Corpse asked gently.
"O-oh sure, no problem." You were usually black with the pink flamingo hat, but you ran over to the little computer and changed your color.
"Simp," Ethan mumbled, knowing you never switch from black.
"Thank you," He said, then the game started.
The word “Imposter” appeared on your screen in red, yours and Corpse's characters underneath.
As the game started, you thought no one could hear you so you spoke to your chat. "His voice was so deep, what the fuck? Holy shit that was hot, i'm gonna-"
"(Y/n)," Rae laughed, "You know we're playing proximity chat, right."
You blushed as you realized and said "Ha, anyways..." and ran to start faking tasks.
You ended up in electrical with Karl. "(Y/n)! My good friend, my buddy, you would never kill me right? Haha..." He said.
"Of course not, Karl! My good friend, my buddy. Why, I'm not even imposter," I said as i quickly dipped into the vent and back out, making him laugh.
I decided to show him because I knew Karl wouldn't say anything, and it's funny.
"Oh that's good then. Are you sure you're not imposter?"
"Mhm, pretty sure," You said, going back in. As you came out, Sykkuno walked in and froze.
"Uh, (Y/n)?"
"Fuck... Karl run! Go!" You said, Karl starting to leave. You walked closer and quickly killed Sykkuno then vented to security.
"That was close..." You told your chat.
You saw Corpse as you made your way around the map and walked into navigation.
"Hey, Corpse, how ya doing?"
"Ah you know, good. Just being crewmate and all."
You stifled a laugh, "Oh yeah I feel that, buddy."
"Yeah because there's no way that i'm imposter. No way i could be faking tasks and there's no possible way you could be the other imposter" He said quickly.
"For sure. Hypothetically speaking, though, if you were imposter, how many people would you have killed by now?"
"I would say probably around two."
"Interesting," You said right before a body was reported. It was Sykkuno's. Felix and Rae were also dead.
"WHAT!" Corpse yelled.
"Where was the body at?" Sean laughed.
"Uh I found it in electrical," Bretman said.
"I'm pretty sure Karl was in there earlier."
You calmly said, "It's not Karl, I was with him for most of the round."
"How do we know the two of you aren't imposters?" Sean asked.
"I was alone with him, he would have taken the chance to kill me."
"No, he's your best friend."
"He's also ruthless,"
"TRUE! SO TRUE!" Karl yelled.
"So skip?" Corpse asked.
Everyone agreed and the voting was skipped.
The next round, I spent with Ethan. He was pretending to be mad at me because Sean said Karl was my best friend.
"What happened to Blue Boi Buddies, huh?!" He exclaimed.
"Neither of our hair is even blue anymore!" You argued back.
You were in reactor with him when Corpse and Poki walked in. He hit the lights and you took it as a sign to double kill. He killed Poki, you killed Ethan, and the two of you made your way to electrical to help fix lights.
You and Corpse went the opposite direction of reactor after the lights were fixed, Karl going with you.
Poki's body was reported. That double kill only left you, Corpse, Sean, Karl and Bretman. You only needed two more kills.
"I still think it's Karl and (Y/n)," Sean said quickly.
"I was with (Y/n) the whole time," Corpse said, "In fact, I think it's you."
"That does make sense. Why so quick to accuse others, Sean?" You ask.
"It's not me!" He yelled.
"I actually agree with Corpse and (Y/n)," Bretman said.
"I was with you!"
We all voted for Sean, him voting for Karl. Sean was ejected.
When you load into spawn, you wait for the kill cool down and kill Bretman, saving Karl.
"Victory" appeared on your screen.
"God damn it!" Sean yelled.
"Good job, (Y/n)," Corpse said lowly.
You smiled, a slight blush on your cheeks, "You too Corpse."
"Their voices go together and they're a fuckin dream team? What have i done...," Felix sighed.
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A few more games went by. Most of them you and Corpse spent together, whether you were both crewmates or if one of you was imposter.
You really enjoyed his company and you actually got along with him pretty well.
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"(Y/n), before we get serious, I have one question to ask you." Corpse said as both of your characters stopped.
"What's that?" You giggled.
"Do you know Bingus?"
"Bingus? As in, our lord and savior, Bingus?"
You could hear the smile in his voice, "It's settled, you're my wife now."
This made both of you laugh and your chat go crazy.
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Eventually, people had to start leaving. You said your goodbyes to everyone and left the discord call and the game.
You set stream to where it was just your face cam.
"Guys, what should we do now?"
You saw some people asking what time it was for you.
"It's 3 AM right now... I’m not tired though.” You had been streaming for a few hours; You never even noticed how late it got.
People in chat were yelling at you to go to sleep, making you chuckle.
“How about we do a quick QnA, then at 3:30 I go to bed. Deal?”
You watched as the chat filled with questions. They obviously seemed to like the idea.
“‘Who is your best friend? Karl or Ethan?’ Neither, Alex Quackity. Next question.” You answered quickly.
You laughed, “I’d like to clarify that that’s a joke, i love all my friends equally.”
You answered more questions. Some were from new viewers asking basic questions, some were about future streams and videos.
“‘How do you feel about people shipping you and Corpse?’“ People are already shipping us?” You laughed, “I’ve said before that I’m okay with shipping, as long as the other person is too. I think it’s funny.”
You continued to read chat. “Wait, we’re trending?”
You checked Twitter and “#(your and corpse’s ship name)” was trending in the US.
You laughed as you scrolled through the tag, “Oh this is so funny.”
“Fanart already?! You guys are so talented!”
You read chat, looking for more questions. You saw people telling you that it’s 3:30.
“Okay fine, a deal’s a deal. I hope you all have, or had, a great day and I’ll see you guys later. Depending on what time it is for you, you should also get some sleep. Stay hydrated, love you!” You ended stream.
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You scrolled through Twitter as you laid in bed, liking fanart and dumb memes. Also replying to a few of your friends’ tweets.
karl :) @/KarlJacobs_
@/(your username) what the honk ?
*clip of you saying Quackity was your best friend*
You liked the tweet and replied, “karl no,,, look away,,,”
You continued scrolling, feeling your eyes get droopy. Your eyes fell closed but quickly opened when your phone vibrated. It was a DM.
From Corpse.
You two had followed each other earlier.
Corpse: hey (y/n), just wanted to say you’re really cool and i’d love to play again with you soon
You smiled, a light blush spreading across your cheeks, and replied.
You: i’d love to, corpse
Corpse: ok, see you soon ‘wife’
You: back at ya, ‘husband”
Corpse: :)
You: :)
#corpse#corpse husband#corpse x y/n#corpse x you#corpse x reader#corpse imagines#corpse fanfic#uh#corpse husband x reader
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Clone Dads and the Weird/Creepy Things Their Kids Say.
Clone x female reader
It was late at night and Kix was driving back to his in-laws. You and kids were asleep, having tuckered themselves out at the lake. The road was quiet, his in-laws lived out in the middle of nowhere. Forest and farm fields on either side.
They passed an old, abandoned house and he glanced at the mirror and could see his youngest daughter, Louise (named after his mother-in-law), waving out the window.
“What are you waving at baby?”
“The clown that was in there.”
“......oh.” Kix made a mental note to never go down this road again.
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Sipping his second cup of caf, Wolffe walked by the kitchen table, his 6 year old daughter Mira was hard at work on a drawing. He watched her coloring and looked at the drawing.
“Who’s that?” He asked.
“That’s me in my bed!” She replied, looking for another color.
“And who’s that?” He asked, pointing at a man she had drawn. Thinking maybe she’d say him.
“That’s the man that watches me while I sleep.” She said this in the most casual, unconcerned way ever.
“........who?” Wolffe frowned, trying to keep his voice unconcerned.
“He watches me from the closet. Sometimes he gets really close to my face, but I just tell him to go away and he disappears.”
“Uh huh.”
Wolffe scanned all the security footage of the house, focusing intently on the cameras in his girls rooms. He had Mira’s room, Jailyn’s room, and Fern’s room displayed on the screen. No one else came in, besides just him or his wife checking on them. And nothing was ever near the closet. None of the security alarms had been tripped either or he’d have known it immediately.
You walked through the door with groceries, spotting your husband with an Arsenal laid out on the table.
“What are you doing?”
“Nothing.” Wolffe said causally, cleaning his blaster rifle, night vision scope attachment on the table. He spent the night sitting on the foot of Mira’s bed, armored and helmeted, with a blaster rifle on his lap just in case.
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Fives looked up from his datapad, glancing at his son as he played on the family room floor.
“Here, some for you and some for me.” His son said, divvying up blocks.
“Who are you playing with buddy?”
“My friend Tevyn.” Darr replied.
“Oh, cool.” Fives didn’t understand imaginary friends, but you had said they were normal.
Later that day, he was walking with Darr on the way home from getting ice cream.
“Bye Tevyn!” Darr said, waving to the air.
“Where is he going bud?” Fives asked.
“Home.” Darr replied, pointing to the cemetery.
Later that night, you and Fives sat in bed scrolling through your datapads.
“He probably was pointing next to the cemetery.” You said, trying to sound reasonable. You kept scrolling through the register of those buried in that particular cemetery.
“To what?!” Fives asked incredulously.
“Sssshhhh!” You shushed him.
“The other half of the cemetery?!” Fives whispered with the same incredulous tone.
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Kix was enjoying a quiet evening with Wolffe, drinking beer and watching a bolo ball match. He looked over at his wife, you were gabbing away with Wolffe’s wife about some crazy police case.
Five of the kids were sitting around the kitchen table playing a game (Jenga). Kix’s newest daughter, Louise, was busy suckling at her mother’s breast.
“I’m glad the kids are getting along.” Kix said during a commercial break.
“Yeah, I was worried my girls would convince Kaia to gang up on Jesse.” Wolffe nodded.
“Oh there’s still time for that.” Kix shrugged.
“Why are celebrities so famous?” Kaia asked at the table. Fern suddenly slammed her hands on the table,
“BECAUSE THE ILLUMINATI!! THAT’S WHY!!” She declared. Kaia considered this and nodded.
“Yes, that makes sense.” She agreed.
Wolffe and Kix looked at each other, then at their wives who shrugged.
“We have no idea where she picked that up. I suspect it was Hardcase, but he has so far denied it.” Wolffe said, popping a snack in his mouth.
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“So I heard your friend was in the hospital. Is he okay?” Jesse asked his son over dinner.
“Yeah, he had to have surgery.” The boy replied, poking at his carrots.
“Oh, why?” You asked, pausing from making a funny face to get your other son to eat his food.
“I think it’s because he swallowed chewing gum and it got stuck in his heart or something.” Your son replied.
“Um, honey I don’t think-“ you were about to reply when the baby suddenly spit his food out all over your face and lekku. Your husband and son bursted into laughter.
“What the?!” You muttered, looking at Jesse. The baby laughed while watching his father laugh.
“Sorry babe, I was trying to make faces at him to get him to open his mouth for you and...I guess he found it too funny.”
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Rex walked by his sons room where they had been playing with dolls he had brought them from a deployment. They seemed to be discussing something but they were talking too quietly. He didn’t want to spy, so he shrugged and let them go about their playtime.
He walked passed again just in time to hear his 5 year old declare,
“The holonet is a liar!! Babies don’t come from there!! It’s when mommy and daddy are really happy! Not a bunch of worms eating a bouncy ball!!”
“What?” His 7 year old replied, sounding baffled.
Rex hurried back into the living room where you were relaxing with a glass of wine.
“Hey hon, um....I think Gregor saw more than we had thought...”
“Motherffu-“
“Mommy! Can you tell me where I came from!!” Gregor yelled as he marched into the room.
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Cody didn’t have children yet. But he and his wife were discussing the possibility. They often babysat the kids of the other soldiers for practice. He would’ve thought they’d be apprehensive, but they all quickly took him up on the offer.
That made him a little uncomfortable, but he was up to the challenge. One evening he had offered to watch Wolffe’s girls while he and his wife went out on a date. It was rare that Wolffe asked him to watch his kids, but Cody had passed the rigorous questionnaire and interview. He felt like he had leveled up then.
“We’ll be back at 11pm, make sure they’re in bed by 8pm please.” You said as Wolffe ushered you out the door, giving your rear a playful slap.
“Thanks again Cody.” Wolffe said, smiling. But his eyes held that deep threat that said, I’ll skin you alive and wear you as a robe if anything happens to my babies. Cody believed it too.
His wife arrived a little while later to help after she got off work.
“Wow!! Your eyes are so pretty!!” Mira said, grabbing your face.
“Oh! Haha, thank you.” You replied, not used to having a small child staring so intently into your eyes.
“I want to wear them on my charm bracelet.” She whispered. You tried to make the smile on your face not look freaked out.
“Oh, heh heh...well, um...thanks?” You replied.
“You’re welcome!” Mira said happily, bounding away to go play with her sisters.
You and Cody shared a look.
“Maybe it’s because Wolffe has a cybernetic eye?” You offered. Cody didn’t reply.
Later, after the girls were fed, you watched Cody play a video game with them. The dancing program tracked their movements, requiring that they perform dance moves well enough to earn points. You giggled as they all tried to mess each other up. Cody was better with kids than he thought, you realized.
Eventually the girls were tucked into bed and asleep, you and your husband relaxed on the sofa and waited for Wolffe and his wife to come home.
“I want kids more now!” You said, giving Cody a kiss.
“Oh? Want to practice making them later?” Cody asked. You giggled.
“Only if you shake your butt like you did earlier!”
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Rex walked into the house, removing his helmet with a sigh. He could hear the kids playing and giggling down the hall in the family room. He placed the helmet on a table by the entrance to the family room.
“Daddy’s home!!” You announced, standing up and falling dramatically into your husbands arms.
“Oh honey, it’s been so tiring all day. I’ve been promoted to Queen so I’ve had to Knight all the toys.” You said regally. Rex laughing.
“And behead some!!” Orvin said, you nodded.
“Oh, well can I kiss the Queen?”
“Ooooohhh, you may!” You replied, accepting a kiss from your armored Knight.
“Ewww, mom move so I can hug dad!” Orvin said, squeezing between you two. Rex picked up his oldest son easily, but still acted like it was a challenge.
“Oh!! Gregor, come tell Daddy what you have on your face!” You called, suppressing a giggle. Rex gave you a confused look as his youngest son came running up. He had his fingers held under his chin, dangling and wiggling them. Rex picked up Gregor as well, one kid on each hip.
“What’s that supposed to be?” He asked with an amused smile.
“A beard of testicles!!!!”
“A beard...of....of what?”
“Testicles daddy!!!” Gregor wiggled his fingers more noticeably. He heard you snort with laughter. It clicked.
“Tentacles kiddo! Tentacles!!” Rex clarified.
“Yeah!!! Testicles!!!” Gregor repeated.
“Well, we’ll work on that pronunciation.”
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More of Luz is More to Love
Me and my buddy @l-egionaire write a lot of weird stuff together. The following is a fun scenerio that I just had to share with you
But just so you know, it gets LOOOOOOOOONG.
(l-egionaire) Here's an idea: Amity tries to train herself to not be all flustered and jelly legged from Luz showing her affection. It goes.....not great for her.
(Me) I picture her doing this with a Luz-shaped abomination
(l-egionaire) Go on.
Luz-ination: Grumbles and mumbles a compliment.
Amity: Oh, Luz. How nice of you to notice.
Luz-ination: Bubbles
Amity: You really do have a way with words.
(l-egionaire) Unfortunately, even the abomination Luz ends up fluttering her.
Luz-ination: Mumbles and gurgles.
Amity: That's, uh, wow. I, uh, didn't know you thought that way...
Luz-ination: Braah!
Amity: I-uh-wow-um.
(Me) It'd get worse if the Luz-ination actually fell in love with Amity.
(l-egionaire) And it doesn't dissipated. So it just follows her everywhere and tries to hug and kiss her
Luz: You're new abomination...Looks friendly...and also familiar. Amity: Yeah! How funny is that?!
(l-egionaire) Eventually Amity's forced to admit the truth.
Amity: So, um, I was sort of using this abomination that looks like you--Luz-ination--to...practice not getting flustered.
Luz: And how did that turn out?
Amity: Not great. Not only does she make me flustered anyway, but she also fell in love with me.
Luz: What?!
Amity: I know. I'm sorry-
Luz: No one makes a move on my girl!
Amity: What?
Luz-ination: *Gurgles a threat*
Luz: Oh, yeah? Bring it!
The two start to Brawl.
Amity:.......Huh.
Willow: You're enjoying this, aren't you?
Amity: Maybe a little bit. But is that so--
Willow: Yes...it's incredibly wrong.
(l-egionaire) Of course Luz emerges the Victor.
Amity: Sorry about the whole...making a copy of you thing.
Luz: Eh. It's the weirdest magical clone thing I've ever dealt with. But I'm glad she's gone.
Amity: Me too. I only need one Luz.
Luz: Amity, no offense, but I don't think you could handle if there were two of me
Amity: ...Yeah, you're right.
(l-egionaire) Related to that, one day, while playing against each other in a friendly grudgeby game with Willow on one side and Amity on the other, Willow pulls a trick.
Willow: Sorry in advance for this!
She makes a spell circle and creates a bunch of Luz illusion clones around Amity.
Willow: Little trick Gus taught me.
Amity immediately flushes.
Amity: This-this isn't going to work Willow.
Willow: Oh really?
She waves a hand and immediately all the Luz clones come up and start complimenting Amity.
Amity: I-this wont-
Luz #1: I love your eyes!
Luz #2: Your hair is soft to the touch.
Luz #3: I hope to marry you one day.
Luz #4: Can I kiss you?
Luz #5: Can I kiss you?
Luz #6: You're so adorable.
Luz #7: I'm lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
Amity trembles, overwhelmed by the barrage of Luz.
Willow: Just one more push.
She makes another spell circle and the Luz's closest to Amity all kiss her on the cheek.
(Me)And Amity faints because of it.
(l-egionaire)Yep.
(Me) Afterwards
Amity: TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE ILLUSIONS!
Ed and Em: ...Alright.
Em: Wait. Illusions of what? You need to be specific when making them you know.
Amity: ...A person
Em:.....Its Luz isn't it?
Amity: ....Yes.
(l-egionaire)You go on.
Em: And you don't think that making clones of your girlfriend is a little creepy.
Amity: She didn't mind the first one.
Em:
Amity: Don't ask.
Em: Why exactly do you need Luz Clones? You can barely handle the real one you have.
Amity: ...more of her makes me feel special...
Em:.......
Amity: You weren't me when Willow sent a barrage of Luz clones upon me! You don't know what it's like!
Em:...........
Amity: Are you going to teach me or not!?
Em:......I'm going to say no. I don't know if you should be using illusion magic for something that...
Amity: I'll tell you three embarrassing secrets from my diary
Em: Ten
Amity: Five
Em: Ten
Amity: SEVEN!
Em: ...Alright, I'll teach you.
(l-egionaire) So what does Amity do with this newfound knowledge.
(Me)Recreate what happened at the grudgby field, for one
(l-egionaire)A crowd of Luz's all complimenting her?
Amity: I'm in heaven.
(Me) I'd imagine that it actually does get her use to Luz's compliments and affection. One Luz is pretty tame to ten
(l-egionaireIt) would be violently embarrassing to her if Luz walked in on this though.
Luz:
Amity:
Luz #13: Hi, I'm Luz.
Luz #17: So am I.
Luz #25: And me.
Luz #4: What's your name?
Luz: ....Amity?
Amity: I can explain.
Luz: Okay
Luz: Could you also explain the outfits?
Amity looks around at her Luzs wearing cheerleaders' outfits while she's in her grudgby uniform.
Amity: ...I was trying to recreate something.
Luz:......?
Amity: ...I just wanted to stop being flustered around you, so I've surrounded myself with...you.
Luz #17: The wasn't the only reason.
Amity: Shh! Quiet #17.
Luz: A) what was the other reason? B)....You gave them numbers?
Amity: It was easy to keep track of them.
Luz #16: I'm the spunky one!
Luz: What was the other reason?
Amity: ....>Mumbles something<
Luz: What?
Amity: I said I like having more of you!
Luz:......Oh.
she blushes.
Luz: You, uh, you really like me, huh.
Luz #23: Obviously she does, dumb-dumb.
Amity: #23! Sorry, she's a straight shooter.
Luz #23: And her favorite.
Amity: That's not true. That is not true!
Luz smiles. She turns to the crowd of Luz's
Luz: Well girls....thanks for helping with her issue I guess. And for....giving her extra me time.
Luz #8: No problem #1!
Luz: ...I'm not a clone.
Luz #28: No, but she always said you were her #1 Luz
Luz smirks
Luz: Oh really?
Amity blushes and rubs the back of her head.
Amity: Thanks a lot #28
Luz: Ok, I have to ask, how can you tell the difference?
(l-egionaire) You go on.
Amity: They've grown their own personalities.
Luz #16: I'm the spunky one!
Amity: Who also only says one sentence.
Luz #16: I'm the spunky one!
Luz: Aww. She's like a big action figure.
Luz #16: I'm the spunky one!
Amity: She said thank you.
Luz: Still....to be your number #1 Luz even with all these other ones...
Amity: You'll always be number one to me
Luzs: Aw...
Luz #5: Gross!
Amity: Ignore her. She's the grumpy one.
Amity: So...you're not mad?
Luz: Of course not! I get why you did this. Besides, its kind of sweet you'd still love me even if I was a crowd. Though I am surprised you could handle this many of me.
Amity: Eh. It got easier over time...It got easier over time. Haha! I don't get flustered from you anymore!
Luz: Oh really?
Luz calls to the other Luz's and they all huddle and whisper to each other. Then they all form a circle around Amity and each Luz, including the real one, comes forward and kisses Amity.
Amity's face is completely red.
Luz: Still not so flustered?
Amity:
Luz: ...Amity?
Amity falls face forward.
Luz: Amity!
Luz #16: I'm the spunky one!
(And believe me when I say that this isn’t even the weirdest thing we’ve made.
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MHA as quotes I have said to myself during ✨3 am breakdowns✨:
Tw for self destructive tendencies and child @bu$e
Shouto: wait, do people actually enjoy life or is that just a myth?
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Izuku: hello and welcome back to the show where I pretend I’m on a game show because I don’t want to face my problems. I’m your host, and this is A Crying Crisis!
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Monoma, sobbing: god wishes they were me
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Jirou: this eyeliner is stronger than my will to live
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Kaminari: I want to do eat a raw jalapeño so that I can finally feel something again
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Shinsou: if five cups of coffee won’t return my will to live, what will??
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Izuku: haha, yeah; you might be mentally stable but at least I’m funny. What do you have, knock knock jokes? Well knock knock, who’s there? Guess what; it’s not dAd
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Shouto: maybe if I convinced myself that I loved my migraines. they would leave me too.. It shouldn’t be that hard, I convinced myself that I was straight for 12 years.
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Kaminari: I need to get a blender. I need lime, lemon, a monster energy drink, a jalapeño, and paprika. Maybe after drinking that I can feel something again
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Izuku: This was supposed to be a dream journal, but now? Now it’s a nightmare journal!
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Aoyama and/or Jirou: logically, I know that sharp eyeliner and fabulous makeup cannot fix my problems... but at least I’ll look stunning while I ignore those motherf-
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Koda and/or Toru: will stuffed animals be able to fill the void in my life that craves for affection? No. Am I still go to try? Obviously, yes.
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Present Mic: I wonder if bugs look at humans and laugh. Cynical little fricks, *mocking voice* ‘I’m a fly, I only live for a few weeks, when faced with life or death situations I actually try to make it out alive!’
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Izuku: four hours ago, my dad told me that we used to be close,,, and I’m currently having a panic attack trying to figure out when exactly that was???
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Shinsou and/or Tokoyami: I’m still not sure if my eyebags are designer or those plastic bags that stay on earth forever and ruin everything...
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Iida: and I will sign up for nine courses next semester to keep myself extra busy! Because if I’ve learned anything over the past four years, it’s that I should not be left alone with my thoughts!
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Mina: if I stole a cow, maybe I’d be happy...
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Monoma and/or Toga probably: I want to die and come back as a goose... people don’t f*ck around with geese... they don’t play with their emotions and leave them crying! No, geese leave you crying! They don’t get attached to people easily either! Geese are so much stronger than I shall ever claim to be...
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Jirou: sure, “the first documented civilizations arose 5,000 years ago.” But that’s also when my will to live evaporated, so
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Aoyama: don’t perceive me, just appreciate me... please, I crave the approval of my peers, I’m crying
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This one has been altered slightly to fit the situation, but:
Shouto: the fun thing about childhood trauma is that I have a response in pretty much every situation. When someone says, “just ignore them,” I can be like, “ah, yes. My family members also ignored my cries and pleads when my father would burn me as a cruel attempt to “train me.”” And they have no idea what to do with that! To be honest, neither do I... But the important thing is that they don’t.
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Momo: do I hold my self worth in school? Yes, yes I do. Do I get anxiety because I have so much school? Yes, yes I do. Does my depression tell me that doing school is meaningless and I might as well give up? Yes, yes it does. Do I know what to do with that? No, absolutely not; but so far I’ve just been crying and studying a lot so,, do what you will with that.
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Izuku and/or Kirishima: I love when people tell me crud like, “this shouldn’t be out of your comfort zone.” Like, bruh; life,, is out of my comfort zone. This isn’t special, it’s just a boobytrap on the walk to my early grave
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Mina and/or Uraraka: *talking to stuffed animals* you see my loves, therapy is very expensive; listening to music and doing school instead of facing your problems costs no money. Sure, it’ll cost your mental health, but we all know I lost that a long time ago.
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Izuku: yeah, I take risks:
Really unnecessary jumps to conclusions
Indirect hinderances to my mental health
Secret passageways in my head to escape reality
Killer selfies
Seriously disgusting selfies actually. I’m not attractive.
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Izuku: maybe if I try harder I can find my self love and acceptance
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Iida: blueberries, much like myself, are freaking liers. They have the blue exterior and then they’re green on the inside, but then if you blend them they’re purple! Me? I’m a good student on the outside, a freaking mess on the inside, and if you blend me- .... well, if you blend me I’d be dead and red first and foremost, but.
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Mina and/or Toru: can hugging stuffed animals make up for the love and affection I haven’t received from my family? No. But I can sure as heck try anyway!
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Also slightly altered to fit the situation:
Izuku: I find it amusing when Kacchan says he doesn’t like me. Because like,, neither do I, buddy... you’re not special
#bnha#mha#mha incorrect quotes#incorrect mha quotes#bnha momo#bnha jirou#midoirya izuku#bnha shouto#iida tenya#denki kaminari#bnha mina#momo yaoyorozu#yuga aoyama#monoma neito#bnha shinsou#bnha tokoyami
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[OM!] College!AU Zoom University Headcanons
For the 7 Demon Brothers + Solomon
Scenario: Headcanons about how you interact with the demon brothers online during online lectures via Zoom (an online video platform that universities have been using to teach classes) and their habits using it
Notes: gn!MC, Considering most universities (including mine) are all online AGAIN fall quarter and we’re going to be using Zoom forever……. i kinda wish i DID have online classes with the demon boys (and Solomon)
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Lucifer
Video off, mic off, no profile pic just the typical first and last name, so you don’t really talk to him but you do see his name pop up in the Zoom chat to ask clarification questions
Accidentally has his mic on sometimes
First time you interact with him is when you private message him “hey, I think your mic is still on” because everyone can hear his brothers arguing in the background
The mic is soon turned off and you get a response back “thanks. Sorry you had to hear all of that”
“Yeah no prob. How many brothers do you have anyways?”
“Too many.”
Thus starts your relationship with him as zoom buddies, asking each other privately what the professor just said and some clarification questions
If you’re shy about asking stuff, he has no problems asking for you; never makes you feel dumb about your questions
first time you hear his voice during midterm season when the professor doesn’t see your messages (“you’d expect them to know how this all works by now” he messages you dryly) and he asks his question out loud before the professor can move on
(lowkey think he’s hot just from his voice)
Then highkey finds out he’s hot when his video is accidentally on for a few seconds when he’s distracted with Asmo or Mammon in the background
Bonus points if you tease him about it
Shows up at office hours when the TA is late and you just talk to him, exchange emails and numbers ;) y’know for homework help
If you’re going to do group projects, he seeks you out first-- god forbid he’s stuck with someone who doesn’t do the work ONLINE
Mammon
Mic is ALWAYS accidentally on until the professor mutes him or tells him to mute himself
“Oh, sorry prof!!! My b!!”
Private messages you on purpose to ask a clarification question because he doesn’t want to seem dumb asking it to everyone or to the professor
You wonder why he chose you but then you realize it’s because you had asked a question yourself earlier in the lecture or answered a question
It becomes a recurring thing-- like EVERY lecture
If you’re not annoyed at him, then you might suggest that the two of you share a document for notes or tease him about just having you teach the lecture if he’s confused
“Actually, that sounds great!” he types to you before you could say jk “that’d help me a lot, thanks!!”
Smh why did you sign up for more work for yourself but oh well, he seems like a nice guy
Is also a very attractive guy, you realize, when you schedule a zoom meeting with him and actually see his face
Realizes why he keeps asking questions is because he plays card games on a split screen instead of paying attention to lecture (same tho)
Invites you to join him by private messaging you a link to join (and you do eventually when lectures gets boring)
Sometimes sends the invite link to the whole class by accident
He admits he wouldn’t even attend lecture and would just watch the recording but you’re always there so he goes
Which means you suppose you should keep going to lecture if anything to have him go as well
Leviathan
Already the master of online classes tbh and has no problem with the format
Finds it kind of annoying when there’s technical difficulties, but he just quickly switches to a tab to watch anime
Probably is just watching anime on another tab if the lecture gets boring or slow anyways
He’s always the first one to answer forum/discussion posts because he’s just very tech-savvy and good at replying to people
First interaction is probably him answering one of your questions on the discussion question and from then on after you start messaging him privately during lecture when you have a question you think he can help with
A little hesitant on helping you, but you’re also just really nice to him so he’s okay with helping you, I guess
Give him your email? Why? So he can send you the book pdfs and previous practice tests of course, why else??
O-Oh, you want to add him on social media? Just to ask for homework questions right? Okay, yeah, sure! o////o
If video is on, you see the reflection of anime in one of his mirrors and casually ask him which episode he’s on
Has never been so shook or attentive in his LIFE
Satan
He is a godsend during every breakout room because he ACTUALLY TALKS instead of leaving you in a quiet room alone with three other strangers
You think you’re lowkey in love with him when he has no problems volunteering to present to the professor and putting his thoughts into words so eloquently
He also appreciate you talking during discussion too, and enjoys the conversations the two of you have while you’re not even sure the other blank profile pics are even there anymore
He’s the one to suggest making a shared doc to share notes and study together-- the man is productive and efficient about this, what can I say?
Manages to convince you to go to office hours with him and meet up for studying hours and ooooh he’s hot
He’s actually a very good study buddy, especially when he’s teaching you something you’re confused about, but also just good to study together with (when you’re not too busy staring at him)
The only reason why you’re focused during class because he’d look disappointed at you if you weren’t-- that’s on you for caring about what he thinks, but he’s just so PUT TOGETHER how do you NOT look up to him?
Finds out that he’s actually just a mess like everyone else when his brothers come in during one of your study session and he says “excuse me,” mutes the mic and goes off screen; you can see some shadows in the back as satan shoves his brothers out of the room and manhandles them till they leave
Is kind of embarrassed he forgot to turn of video too but you just think it’s funny because you relate to the lack of privacy of online classes (and perhaps annoying siblings)
Asmodeus
How the hell does he look awake and lively at a 9am lecture class????
Is that make up??? Is he… wearing PANTS??? (you don’t remember the last time you put on actual pants)
The most functional-looking person in the entire zoom lecture, asides from the professor
Has video on all the time-- because honestly why wouldn’t he? He actually looks good
Definitely not paying attention most of the time, and you see it on his face
Messages you first when you actually wear something nice for once because you’re going to go to the supermarket afterwards
“Ooh, where’d you get that accessory??”
The two of you end up not paying attention AT ALL and instead just gush about each other’s outfits
Definitely is not afraid to ask for your social media so you can follow each other and ask for homework help I guess but MAINLY to talk to each other because online classes can get sooooo tedious
Really really wants to be able to meet you in person someday when it’s safe (“we’d look so cute together!!!”) but settles for facetime or zoom meet-ups
Really does not hesitate to make friends and make the best out of social situations despite remote format bless him
The only time he doesn’t turn on video is after a night of drinking with his brothers (“it was mammon’s birthday” he types into the chat with you, “ugh i’m probably going to go lie down, let me know how lecture goes”)
Beelzebub
Always eating-- even if this wasn’t online, he’d also be the one to bring snacks-- his whole LUNCH to class to eat so this isn’t too surprising
You think it’s hilarious when he actually brings his laptop or phone (whatever he’s using zoom with) to the kitchen and literally makes dinner during the lecture
Sometimes you watch his tiny video of him putting stuff into the oven than the lecture slides and you bet your entire class is doing that too
Sometimes you ask him jokingly what he’s cooking and you’re surprised when he pauses and answers your question mid-dinner making
“Lasagna. You want some?”
“Yeah send it over through mail bro”
You don’t actually know if he’s actually retaining any lecture information, but apparently he’s doing decent enough-- still, if you offer to share your notes, he’d be so grateful
“Where do you live?”
“Ldfjalskjd why are you going to send me food?”
“Yeah. What’s your address? I’ll send you a box of cookies or something.”
Basically he just does NOT care what the entire class sees him doing; he could be cooking, eating, working out-- he’s listening to the lecture out loud but he’s giving you a show (whether it’s a cooking show or a work out video depends on the time of day)
Belphegor
If the lectures are recorded, you’ll never see him, especially if the class is early in the morning LOL
If you do see him during lecture and video is on, he’s always in his pajamas or sleep clothes, a pillow in front of him
During discussion, if video is required, he probably has a screenshot of himself awake as a profile picture so he can snooze away pretending like he’s actually there
You definitely notice because he’s the first video to show up in your gallery and his video is like never moving HAHA
You finally message him when the TA splits you all into breakout rooms when you’re all supposed to be finding the answer or discussing something to be shared later
Kind of awkward at first because he’s like… asleep, but when he wakes up blearily, he does participate-- if only for your sake and for discussion points
“Hey… wake me up if the TA or professor asks us any questions, will ya?” he says as he puts his head down and sleeps
Since you and him are now officially breakout room buddies, you message him when you have a question and know that he’ll probably respond to you by the end of class because he actually knows the material despite sleeping through half of the class
Is actually very appreciative of you that you volunteer to speak on behalf of your breakout room if no one else does because that means HE doesn’t have to do it
Bonus:
Solomon
The one to make the groupchat/slack link and send it to everyone in the class so we could actually help each other in the class
Shares a link to a google folder with resources
Highkey more useful than a TA sometimes
Super helpful, efficient, and charismatic… but suspiciously so
Like where did he get all these pdfs? Where did he get all these 100% test from previous years? And-- is that an answer key??? To what???
Video isn’t on ever, so you have no clue what he looks like… until you’re in the same discussion as him and he turns on his video for breakout rooms
He always, ALWAYS sits at the island in the kitchen and sips coffee whenever you have discussion with him
Responds back to you almost immediately if you ask him questions during lecture (because honestly, why not-- he seems smart and has his life together) but if anyone messages him in the groupchat, surprisingly takes a while to reply… maybe he’s busy?
Anyhow you’re not gonna question it; you’re gonna pass this class and Solomon is carrying everyone to an A+
#obey me headcanons#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me belphegor#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me#ZOOM UNIVERSITY BABY
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how haikyuu characters would die on the oregon trail
this is so incredibly stupid.
i guess you can imagine this as them playing the game but I like to think that it’s actually the characters in the old west dying from ancient diseases. it’s funnier that way.
cw: cursing, lots of death (but it’s kinda funny)
Karasuno
Hinata // died from cholera. shit himself to death. literally the least glamorous way to die when you’re traversing in search of a better life.
Kageyama // he got bit by a venomous snake but we all know he’s the kind of bitch to get bit by a zombie then not tell anyone, so he’s walking around holding his wrist and then one day he just kinda drops dead and everyones like 🤨 huh?
Tsukishima // literally a broken arm. you can die from a broken arm on the Oregon Trail. and everyone is like a little convinced that someone poisoned him to make him die quicker cause they were so tired of his bitching..
Yamaguchi // broke his leg from jumping into a lake bc he didn’t want to pay for the bathhouse; he limped too much and got run over by the cattle that was pulling his covered wagon :(
Nishinoya // died from exhaustion. he just went too hard for too long and then he tried to wrestle a gator and dropped dead literally immediately after. mad respect tho that gator had it coming ✊🏼😔
Tanaka // another tragic exhaustion loss, but it’s only because he tried to carry Kiyoko the entire way. she tried to make him just let her sit in the covered wagon, but he INSISTED on carrying her piggyback. he made a huge deal of his death but Kiyoko was just like “this could’ve been easily avoided”.
Ennoshita // poor thing was doing a great job, more than halfway there, then he got a fever. a fever put this poor mfer down. i don’t even know what to tell you he just fevered himself to death.
Asahi // he was an early loss. he didn’t want to drink any of the river water or eat any of the meat they bought from ~suspicious~ men on the trail so he eventually died from hunger and thirst. like, you gotta eat. but he simply refused.
Daichi // i genuinely think he makes it to Oregon but then, idk tries to build a barn and accidentally lets the wood frame fall on him. like everyone knows him because he braved the entire Orgeon Trail then got K.O.’d by some 2x4s. rip.
Sugawara // he got measles. like who gets measles? you get it from contaminated droplets and Sugawara just can’t figure out where he might’ve encountered those. except for when he kissed that cow that he didn’t know was dead until he got really close. genuine accident, i swear.
Nekoma
Kuroo // cholera :( he was kinda peeved about it but Kenma caught him one night writing out a bunch of possible jokes to be carved on his tombstone. they ended up just putting the piece of paper on top of his burial spot and calling it a day
Kenma // actually makes it to Oregon. no one knows how, he didn’t even really try. he’s just really good at games, I guess.
Lev // another snakebite lookin’ ass. i think he genuinely just wanted to pet the snake and didn’t think anything of it when its butt rattled. he though it was an invitation like when cats purr. his body didn’t hold up much longer once the venom ran its course.
Yaku // honestly? madness. he didn’t die so much as he tore off all his clothes and abandoned his cattle and covered wagon to run off into the prairie and start his new life as a crazy mountain man. he just shouted “you’re all fools” one day and no one’s seen him since.
Fukurodani
Bokuto // ate some bad wild fruits. it wasn’t hit fault, he was really hungry and he got too attached to his cattle and couldn’t bring himself to kill and eat him :(( but he had a nice little trippy moment before he bit the dust.
Akaashi // y’know what, I’m gonna say it, he makes it to Oregon. and he THRIVES. he builds his house and tends to his cattle. because that’s what he DESERVES.
Aoba Johsai
Oikawa // HAHA he died of typhoid. and if you think this guy didn’t make the BIGGEST deal out of his death. it was absolutely shakespearean. like he was on the brink for three whole days. and he kept giving these long speeches to each of his friends and pretending to die in the middle. then he actually died in the middle of iwaizumi’s and it was kinda awkward.
Iwaizumi // I think he makes it to Oregon, but he like loses his arm to a bout of gangrene or something crazy. like it just rotted and then fell off. and now everyone in Oregon makes fun of him for only having one arm and it’s honestly kinda pissing him off
Kyoutani // let a snake bite him, just to see if he could take it. he could not. he died very shortly after but not before he could try to suck the venom out of his own arm. it was kind of terrifying, honestly.
Yahaba // another brave soldier lost to cholera. no one knows how he caught it and he just kinda bitches about it all the time. Kyoutani pushed him out of the wagon once and he sustained some pretty nasty head trauma from that so it really sped up the process.
Matsukawa // he and Hanamaki thought it would be funny to eat literally any mushroom they came across. obviously this worked against them at some point and they both started dying horrible deaths.
Hanamaki // basically when he and Mattsun were on their deathbeads, they gave an engraving on a piece of wood for both of them to be put at the gravesites bc obviously they’re gonna be buried together. it isn’t until they’re six feet under and the pieces of wood have been stuck into the ground that the group looks really closely and sees that the pieces go together to spell “PENIS”. classic.
Shiratorizawa
Ushijima // listen he just looks like the kinda guy to catch typhoid. but he doesn’t tell anyone that he doesn’t feel well, he just kinda coughs on the low and wipes the blood from the crook of his elbow. when he finally dies, everyone just kinda looks behind them and is like “where’s wakatoshi?🤔”. he’s dead, ya’ll, like four miles back.
Tendou // i’m sorry he’s got that sickly victorian child look you know he was one of the first to contract something deadly. i think he like caught multiple diseases. he was collecting them like pokemon: diptheria, dysentery, typhoid, you name it. the worst thing about him dying on the trail was the fact that his body couldn’t be donated to science. no one had any clue how he lived so long with so many ailments coursing through him.
Goshiki // he broke his arm. he BROKE his ARM and then DIED. yes, that can literally happen in the game do not ask me how. there was no foul play, no overexertion, he just 💀. sorry, buddy.
Inarizaki
Atsumu // he drowned. you wanna know how?
Osamu // drowned while wrestling Atsumu. it was a friendly quarrel turned nasty fight as they rolled into the gross river water. everyone kinda stood around and watched but they couldn’t tell when the flailing limbs were cries for help rather than thrown punches. swallowed too much water. guess it’s better than contracting double-cholera with your twin brother.
Kita // exhaustion. this boy doesn’t stop walking. everyone is begging him to set up camp or lay in the covered wagon for a little while but he refuses, he just wants to keep walking. yeah he eventually just drops dead and everyone’s actually pretty sad about it.
Suna // the kind of bitch to fake diptheria. he acts all achey and feverish and says he just HAS to stay in the covered wagon. he says he can’t fish or hunt or do anything and then when someone actually catches diptheria, he’s forced out of the wagon bc he doesn’t wanna catch it. he does anyways. good riddance.
Aran // yeah he was the one who gave Suna diptheria. he didn’t mean to get it, but it was a little bit satisfying to watch Suna cringe as Aran gave him a big hug and called them “diptheria buddies”. they had a nice little double grave though <3.
#haikyuu#hq#haikyuu headcanons#hinata#kageyama#tsukishima#yamaguchi#daichi#tanaka#nishinoya#sugawara#atsumu#osamu#suna#ushijima#tendou#goshiki#aran#kita#bokuto#akaashi#oikawa#iwaizumi#matsukawwa#hanamaki#kuroo#kenma#yaku#haikyuuhc
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hiiiiiii! Could I please request f!reader and Abbacchio in a fake dating situation? Any style you'd prefer :) thanks!
Abbacchio isn’t exactly a fav, but I hope I was able to do him some justice?
Abbacchio x F! Reader
Ao3 Mirror Here.
Word Count: 2752
Warnings: You have an ex who is mildly creepy, but Abbacchio deals with him. Alcohol.
Under cut for length!
“Abbacchio,” you hissed quietly, leaning closer to your teammate’s ear. “We might have a problem.”
The two of you were currently in a crowded bar in the seedier part of town to receive intel from one of Bruno’s informants. You were both at the bar, pretending to take your time enjoying some cheap wine. It was a lively enough atmosphere and no one had paid the two of you much mind. You’d use the cover of anonymity to secure whatever it was your source had to give you.
But things never go smoothly for you, so why would they today?
“Greasy looking guy in the white button down,” you murmured. “Don’t let him see you looking.”
At his leisure Abbacchio cast a glance behind him before returning to his drink. “Enemy?” he said quietly, careful to keep his laidback appearance.
“Something like that,” you sighed. “He’s my ex.”
You heard Abbacchio give a mean chuckle beside you as he took a sip from his glass. Clearly the fact you had dated someone so dull and washed-up looking amused him. You shot him a glare. It’s not that you wanted to defend your ex, heavens no, but you didn’t need his judgement right now.
“Laugh it up, buddy.” You took a sip of your own drink as you found it harder to keep up your calm and collected demeanor. “But if he sees me then it’s over. The informant won’t come anywhere near us with him as a hanger-on.”
“I don’t see the problem. You distract him and I stay here. Isn’t that why there’s two of us?” he said matter-of-factly.
“Abbacchio, please don’t make me talk to him alone,” you begged. “He seems harmless but he’s a real creep.”
“I’ve seen you take down men twice his size with four times as much mental fortitude without batting an eye,” Abbacchio replied, raising an eyebrow at you. The last thing you wanted to do was disappoint Abbacchio, but you wished he’d show some compassion just once and back you up on this. It might not be ‘professional’ to get worked up over your ex, but Abbacchio was your friend just as much as he was your colleague, right?
Although he could really be so cold when you tried to rely on him for any sort of emotional support.
“I’m asking you as a friend, Abba,” you tried again, pouting out your lip, giving him the most doe-eyed expression you could muster. He didn’t usually care for nicknames like that, but for some reason when you used them he let you get away with it. “If he comes over here then scare him off. He’s afraid of tough guys like you.”
He looked away from you, his face still set in its business-like neutral as he turned towards a television set playing a football game with feigned interest. When he looked back at you his sunset eyes were a bit more gentle. “Fine.”
You thanked him as you peered over your shoulder again to try to locate where your ex had gone, but it seemed as if he had vanished. You relaxed your shoulders a bit until you heard a familiar voice calling out your name beside you.
“Damn, it’s been ages!” your ex’s grating voice called out as he reached in for a one armed hug, his other hand holding a glass of beer. You awkwardly reciprocated to be polite.
“Yeah, I know, haha,” you said with a forced smile. “Funny how time flies, huh?”
“Y’know, there’s not a day that goes by where I don’t think about how I was a fool to let you get away,” he said bluntly, followed by a chuckle. God, what an inappropriate conversation starter. His eyes checked you out shamelessly, making no effort to hide the action, and you had to take a deep breath to keep yourself from reacting. He raised his beer glass to gesture in your direction and flashed you a big grin. “So what are you up to nowadays?”
“Well...” you trailed off hesitantly before you felt an arm sling over your shoulder from your side.
“Aren’t you going to introduce me first, bella?” Abbacchio asked you, and as you turned to look at him you noticed an uncharacteristically sweet smile on his face. You blushed just a bit. While you had no doubts about how effective this method would be, you definitely were not thinking Abbacchio would go to playing the role of protective boyfriend for you. He really didn’t have to do that, but you’d be lying if you said you weren’t a little excited about the idea of being his fake girlfriend, if only for the night.
Wait, did he call you bella? He was really getting into character, wasn’t he?
“R-right!” you said, a bit more flustered than you were hoping. “Enzo, this Abbacchio! He’s my… boyfriend!” The last bit came out a bit more squeaky than you had hoped. You didn’t think you’d have so much trouble saying the word boyfriend out loud.
Your ex looked Abbacchio up and down, appraising him, before shooting you a quick (and not so subtle) look as if to say, ‘Really? This is what you’re into now? Goths?’ But soon he had his fake smile plastered back on his face.
“It’s a pleasure. So, how long have you two been going out?” he asked.
“Oh, it’s so hard to keep track, isn’t it my little snickerdoodle?” Abbacchio said, voice filled with a false doting lilt. You had to work hard to keep yourself from balking at that nickname as you turned again to look him in the eyes. While he had a professional smile on, his eyes revealed a playful smugness. If you wanted him to help you fend off your uninvited guest, he could at least have a little fun, right? You shot him a quick glare before turning back to your ex.
“Almost two years now,” you said firmly. It had been roughly two years since you and this guy had broken up, and that fact was certainly not lost on him as his smile faltered a bit. You knew that implying you hadn’t needed any time to get over him before entering a new relationship that had managed to last way longer than anything you and this creep had would be a major blow to his ego.
“Wow, really?” he said, his disappointment barely concealed. “Glad to hear it, you two.” He scratched the back of his head before gesturing out towards the pool tables. “I was going to go a few rounds, did you maybe want to come over and cheer me on? Catch up some more? You know, you always were my good luck charm.” No… you’re pretty sure he just made that up. He had never called you something like his good luck charm before right now, and you’d know because you had every annoyingly agonizing conversation you’d ever had with the man on constant repeat in your nightmares.
“I’m sorry… I’ve been so busy this week I’ve barely had any time to spend with Abba,” you said with your kindest smile as you let him down as gently as you could. You reached your hand over to lay on top of Abbacchio’s, but he immediately removed it to intertwine his fingers with yours instead.
“Darling, you really do work so hard, don’t you?” Abbacchio whispered gently in your ear, causing you to shiver a bit, while he held eye contact with your ex. “I apologize if I’m a little selfish tonight,” he continued, directed at the other man this time. “As much as I’d love to let her go for a moment, I’ve been looking forward to this date for a while. I’m sure you understand, yes?”
“Well, why don’t we ask her?” your ex insisted, as if he was saying it for your sake. Your eyebrow furrowed at that. You had already said you had barely had any time with your “boyfriend” all week and it seemed pretty clear you had already turned him down.
“I’m sorry, maybe I wasn’t clear,” you said, much firmer as you forced your smile back. “Tonight Abba has my undivided attention.” You squeezed Abbacchio’s hand, a bit tightly. You didn’t want this to go on too much longer, and you hoped Abbacchio could understand that now was the time for him to chase this guy away.
He seemed to understand you perfectly. “You’re not needed here anymore.” Abbacchio said it so bluntly, so laced with malice despite the friendly tone he said it in, and your ex actually flinched a bit. You’d almost feel sorry for him if you weren’t so satisfied by his reaction. Abbacchio still had that veneer of a casual polite demeanor, but his intentions were clear to anyone listening. You didn’t want to come across as vindictive, but you had trouble stifling your smile, so you covered your mouth with your hand.
It took your ex a moment to recover, but when he did he leaned in closer to try to quickly whisper something at you. “Look, I just want to talk alone with you. I’ve been thinking about you so much lately and there’s a lot of stuff you need to know-” You visibly recoiled, the nervousness you had when you first spotted him returning, but backing yourself up into Abbacchio’s embrace did a lot to calm you as he gave your shoulders a gentle squeeze.
He stood up from his chair and stepped in front of you, between you and your ex, and the other man’s eyes widened considerably. Sitting down Abbacchio was intimidating enough, his intense eyes and dramatic style made it clear he wasn’t someone you wanted to mess around with. But he was also very tall, which was now apparent, and with his front now facing the man his low cut garment made it clear he was toned as well.
“Why don’t you leave me and my girlfriend alone and make yourself scarce, hm?” he said, all his geniality gone, his smile dropped. This wasn’t business Abbacchio, waiting for an informant, or fake boyfriend Abbacchio, teasing with a self-satisfied smile.
This Abbacchio was genuinely mad. You were actually concerned that him losing his cool like this would jeopardize your mission by calling too much attention to yourselves.
“Abba, please,” you said, clutching his coat to get his attention. “He’s not worth it.”
Luckily you saying that seemed to be the final nail in the coffin, and your ex finally backed off. “Alright, alright, I don’t want to start anything, jeez. I’ll get out of your hair,” he muttered before walking off. To your relief he seemed to be too shaken up to stay at the bar, as you watched him head for the exit. Abbacchio made sure he was out of sight before he sat back down.
“Oh, thank you so much, Abba, thank you, thank you!” you said over and over to show your appreciation. You had even boldly taken his hand in both of yours, squeezing it as you piled on your praises.
His irritation eventually slowly faded back into a smirk as he took his hand out of yours and slung his arm around your shoulder again. “No need to thank me, cara.” Without needing to fool your ex, his smugness was a lot more apparent.
You giggled a bit involuntarily as you looked away from him. “Don’t be mean,” you mumbled. “He’s gone, you can stop.” If he called you any more pet names you might not be able to keep your blush at bay any longer.
He leaned in to whisper in your ear. “It’s a far easier cover story to keep up as opposed to being two bored bar patrons pretending to watch a football game.”
You leaned closer towards him to whisper back. “Being my boyfriend was your idea. You just want to keep it up to tease me.”
“Perhaps,” he said, giving you a smirk before he removed his hand from you and turned to go back to pretending to watch the television. “Alright, I’ll leave you be.”
‘You don’t have to,’ your mind said, but instead all you let out was a deep sigh as you lazily swirled your wine around in the bottom of your glass.
Eventually a stranger wearing the designated sign, an orange handkerchief in his coat pocket, entered and slowly made his way to the bar, sitting next to you. He reached over towards the drink menu that you had deliberately placed far to your left hand side, and picked it up before glancing down at you.
“My mistake, this is yours, isn’t it?” he chuckled, before setting it down and reaching for his own menu on his left, waving the bartender over.
Meanwhile you finished off your drink and waited a while until after the man had left to go sit at a booth on the opposite side of the bar with his order before glancing over the menu again. You deftly slipped a piece of paper inside the menu’s folds up your sleeve as you decided on what you’d finish out your night with. However, when the bartender arrived, after giving the whole thing another thoughtful glance, you concluded that you just needed some water and then your bill.
It wasn’t too long before you and Abbacchio were heading to your pickup spot to wait for Bruno to retrieve the both of you. As curious as you were about the message currently up your sleeve, you knew Abbacchio would admonish you if you tried to sneak a peek before you were safely in the car with your Capo.
“I was a bit unprofessional back there,” Abbacchio said, breaking the silence between the two of you as you waited. His lips were pursed together and his eyebrows were knit in his grumpy default expression.
“Oh, don’t worry about it. You did way more than I expected from you and I really do appreciate it,” you said, flashing him a genuine smile.
“I mean threatening the guy. If it had escalated I could have blown the whole operation,” he clarified.
“Oh, there was no way he was going to actually stand up to you,” you said with a laugh. “Still, though, you seemed like… actually angry. It was a bit out of character.”
“I was angry,” he said simply.
You scoffed, turning towards him. “What, you actually managed to get worked up over that loser despite scolding me just before about how I needed to handle him by myself?”
“It just seemed like petty personal drama to me. Like you were embarrassed by him,” he said, continuing to look away from you. “But you were actually distressed.”
“I mean… yeah, I guess I was,” you said, wrapping your arms gently around yourself as your gaze fell to the ground. “I mean, he is the worst, don’t get me wrong… but he’s also from a time in my life when everything was the worst for me. Before Bruno found me and I met all of you… I don’t want to go anywhere near my old life.”
Abbacchio gave a thoughtful hum in agreement at that. He was quiet for a bit longer before he spared a glance in your direction, noticing the way you had wrapped your arms around yourself. “Are you cold?”
“Huh? Oh… well, I guess so, now that you mention it.” You looked over at him, thinking perhaps he was going to offer you his coat. You were pretty sure he didn’t have a shirt under that thing. “But you don’t need to-” you began, before he was next to you, wrapping an arm around you to hold you close to his side. “Ah…!”
“Here, let your boyfriend take care of you,” he said, his sour expression a lot softer, but still plastered with a smirk.
“You’re just a little too entertained by all this,” you said, looking up at him and shooting him a glare.
“What, you didn’t have fun on our fake date?” His smirk looked even more smarmy.
You just huffed and turned away from him, and in response he held you a bit closer.
“We’ll just have to go on a real one then,” he said, almost to himself, but still loud enough for you to hear, although you almost doubted that you had. Before you could say anything there was a pair of headlights rounding the corner and Abbacchio was already letting go of you. “There’s our ride.”
#leone abbacchio#abbacchio x reader#jojo imagines#jojo's bizarre adventure#vento aureo#jjba reader insert#jjba#my writing#anon
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Oh My God, They Were Roommates - Part 3
Fuck Buddy Housemates - Masterlist
Jaebeom x Cis!Female Reader/OC
Words: 1406
Tags: Oral (Female receiving), Fingering, lil bit of nipple play, Sex while others are listening, unprotected sex, orgasm denial, cum swallowing.
A/N: IM SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG I WAS ✨UNMOTIVATED✨ but the next part will be posted tomorrow to make up for me being lazy
“I’m home!” You walked in with two drinks from Starbucks.
“Hey.” You heard Jaebeom’s voice coming from the living room.
When you walked in he was on the phone.
“Oh yeah, I guess you never met my housemate. She’s cool. She supply’s me with caffeine all the time.” He said into the phone, taking the latte from you.
He went silent for a second.
“Uhh. I don’t know….” he said, looking at you.
“What?”
“He wants to meet you.” He said.
“Okay… Put him on FaceTime.” You said moving to sit beside JB.
So he hung up the phone call to switch to FaceTime.
“His name in your phone is ‘skkrt skkrt’?” You laughed because that was absolutely ridiculous.
JBs friend answered the phone call and you waved at him.
“I’m BamBam. Nice to meet you.” He smiled into the camera.
“My name is yn.”
“Dude you didn’t tell me she was hot.” Bam said, directed at Jaebeom.
You turned to him.
“I can’t believe you didn’t tell your friends I’m hot.” You said shaking your head. “That’s just unacceptable behaviour.”
“I should have never let the two of you meet, too much chaotic energy in my life at the same time. Anyways my phone is dying so you hold this while I go get a charger.” JB handed you his phone while he went upstairs to find his charger.
“Hey uhh yn, you kinda look like you were attacked. Tell your boyfriend to cool it on the marks.” BamBam giggled
You pulled up the collar on your shirt.
“I don’t really have a boyfriend.” You said.
“Girlfriend then?” Bam asked and you shook your head.
You pointed upstairs and Bambams jaw dropped to the floor.
“You two aren’t together are you?!” He whispered even though there was no way JB could hear him.
“No… we have an arrangement.” You explained.
“Is the arrangement that he rearranges you?!” Bam asked
You burst out into laughter because you couldn’t deny that’s exactly what JB was doing to you.
“What’s so funny?” JB asked, charger in hand.
You shook your head
“Nothing. Here.” You handed him back his phone and said bye to BamBam.
“Dude… Nice.” BamBam said with a thumbs up when you left the room.
JB looked at his phone confused.
“She told me about your little ‘arrangement’. Her words.” Bam explained
“Oh… haha yeah.”
—
You heard a knock on your door and Jaebeoms head poke through.
“Can I hang?”
You waved him in and pulled the other chair up to your computer desk.
“Whatcha doing?” He asked
“Playing Among Us with friends.”
“Camera on?”
“Nope.”
”Mic?”
“Only during discussions so we don’t have to type.” You explained.
JB made a humming noise and leaned back in the chair to watch as you killed someone in the med bay and vented away before anyone could see you.
“So you uh told BamBam about our situation.” He said after a while.
“Yeah… should I not have? Sorry I probably should have asked first.” You said.
“No it’s alright I have no problem with people knowing. I wasn’t telling people cause I wasn’t sure if you wanted to.” He explained.
“What did he say?” You asked laughing
JB imitated BamBams face after you had left the room and put his thumb up.
“He’s seriously reconsidering living alone.” He said laughing.
You laughed into the mic that you had just turned on for discussion time and all your friends asked what was so funny.
“Oh JB is here beside me, say hi.”
JB leaned into the mic and said hi to all your friends, then covered the mic and gave you a small kiss.
You were about to tell everyone you had to leave but he stopped you and told you to keep playing.
After voting someone off you turned your mic back off.
“So… you told your friends about us?” JB rolled his chair closer to you and started kissing your neck.
You nodded, moving your head to the side to give him more access.
His hands slid up your shirt to play with your nipples.
“Haha… I’ve seen you shirtless so many times yet I keep forgetting you have pierced nipples.”
You shivered as JB’s thumbs slowly circled your nipples.
“I uhh… normally push your hands away. My nipples are very sensitive. Too sensitive.” You said
JB hummed. One of his hands left your chest to slide down your body. You were wearing a skirt so all he had to do is push your panties out of the way to expose you.
“Damn baby… already so damn wet.” You moaned as his hands toyed with your breast and pussy simultaneously.
You lifted one leg over the armrest of your chair to make it easier for him. JB slid two fingers inside right as soon as a meeting was called.
You turned on your mic to hear the discussion until one of your friends asked why you weren’t saying anything.
“I… have nothing to add. I was in the middle of doing a sca- ahhh.” JB angled his fingers hitting your g-spot.
“I’m fine. Stubbed my toe.” You kept quiet and held in your moans until everyone decided to skip the vote.
Turning off your mic you leaned back in the chair. You moved your character to security so it would look like you're busy. There was still another imposter so they could do the work.
JB got down on the floor and made his way under your desk. He pulled off your panties and started eating you out.
Another body was reported so you turned back on your mic but also sent a message into the chat that had all your friends screaming.
JB could hear that under the desk and asked what happened.
“Just let my friends know what you’re doing.”
JB hummed and kept licking. You were the last imposter since the other one was voted out and you had to win.
Your orgasm was also getting very close and you just had to kill two more people so you sabotaged the oxygen and won that way.
You screamed out as JB lightly ran his teeth along your clit and made you cum.
He hit his head on the desk coming back up and told you to stand up. JB sat down on your chair and pulled you down onto his cock.
You started a new game of Among Us and you were a crew mate this time.
“You aren’t gonna move” you asked.
“Naw… you’ll get to cum again if you win this round.” He said lightly scratching at your thighs.
During the first discussion Jaebeom heard someone ask what he was doing to you now so he leaned towards the mic.
“She’s sitting on my cock. She won’t get to cum till the game is over.” He sat back and heard the chorus of screams and squeals through your headset.
JB filling you up was so distracting that you couldn’t focus on your tasks so the crew mates ended up losing this round.
You told your friend bye and logged out of your computer. JB pushed you onto the desk when you took off your headset.
“W-wait… not here. You might hit my tech.”
So without removing himself from inside you, he lifted you up and carried you to your bed. He put you on your hands and knees and began fucking you.
You could barely hold yourself up as he was pulling you back into him with so much force.
You started clenching around him more and more so he could tell you were about to cum.
He pulled out and walked over to your head.
“Open.”
You opened your mouth and he rested his cock on your tongue. He began pumping his cock until he came in your mouth.
You sat back on your feet as he pulled his pants back up his thighs and started leaving your room.
“You're just gonna leave me hanging.” You were pouting.
He turned back around and walked up to you.
“Yup. You lost the game which means you don’t get to finish.” He had a smug smirk on his lips.
“And yn,” he grabbed your chin and turn your face towards him, “you don’t cum tonight at all… not even by your own hands.” JB left your room.
When you heard the door close you threw your face into your pillows and groaned.
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IDOLiSH7 5th Anniversary Special Story: Opening Doors...
Chapter 2: A Variety Of People
Chapter 1 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6
Tenn Kujo: Good morning.
Riku Nanase: Te... Kujo-san!
Tenn Kujo: Nanase-san. Good
morning.
Riku Nanase: Good morning.
How’ve you been?
Torao Mido: Morning.
This is a lot of people, huh...
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: Good
morning, Torao-kun. I look
forward to our meeting.
Torao Mido: Ah... Same here.
Tamaki Yotsuba: Mornin', Isumin.
Did you do your homework yet?
Haruka Isumi: Nope. What
about you guys?
Iori Izumi: I did.
Tamaki Yotsuba: Nope.
Nagi Rokuya: Good morning!
Minami Natsume: Good morning.
Look at this, Rokuya-san.
Nagi Rokuya: OH..! A limited
edition Cocona disk! Have you
become a fan of hers, as well?
Minami Natsume: I got it as
a gift. I plan to watch it later.
Momo: Mornin'!
Yuki: Good morning.
Riku Nanase: Good morning!
Tenn Kujo: Good morning.
Haruka Isumi: G... Good morning.
Momo: Looks like everyone's here!
Yuki: We've got plenty of time
today, so let's take it easy.
Tenn Kujo: That's a terrible idea.
Momo: Yuki's got a point,
you know!
Momo: We're all busy people!
Let's make the most of what
little free time we get!
Riku Nanase: Great idea! I'm
really glad I finally get to talk
to everyone as much as I want!
Riku Nanase: Let's talk about idols,
find a good flavor for us, and come
up with a delicious dish!
Tenn Kujo: To celebrate their
5th anniversary.
Haruka Isumi: ...Glad to be
working with you.
Momo: Sure!
Momo: Let's get started, then!
All: Yeah!
- - - -
Staff: We'll have the cameras rolling,
but don't mind them and just start
brainstorming for ideas!
Yamato Nikaido: Huh? You're
giving us total freedom to do
whatever?
Staff: Total freedom!
Mitsuki Izumi: Uh oh. I hope
we'll be out of here before tomorrow.
Staff: You won't have to cook
anything yet, you're just deciding
what to make!
Yuki: That's going to take at
least three days.
Momo: We're all free spirits!
Riku Nanase: Hey, guys! How are
we going to sit? Should we make a
circle so we can all see each other?
Iori Izumi: We can just sit along
the table.
Riku Nanase: But then IDOLiSH7
will have to sit in Re:vale's spots.
Tamaki Yotsuba: Yeah. We can't sit
in a quad. We'll be on TRIGGER's side,
too.
Momo: See? Now they're segregating
our seats.
Staff: Uh...
Gaku Yaotome: Hm? Our side?
Oh well, I don't really care
where we sit.
Gaku Yaotome: Because we're
gonna win in the end!
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: You're so
encouraging, Gaku!
Yuki: See? They're turning
sitting down into a competition.
Momo: Maybe even three days
won't be enough for us!
Staff: Uh... Please just get
through this before the evening...
Tenn Kujo: Very well. We'll
do what we can.
Staff: Alright, we're starting the
cameras! 3, 2, 1...
All: ........
Yamato, Mitsuki, Tenn, & Momo: Okay! Let's...
Mitsuki Izumi: Ahaha, we all
spoke at the same time!
Momo: We should probably at least
decide who leads the discussion!
Yamato Nikaido: Also. Nobody from
ŹOOĻ tried to step up to the plate,
did they?
Mitsuki Izumi: They're real quiet.
Assert yourselves some more!
Toma Inumaru: ........
Toma Inumaru: Ah, right... Sorry.
Momo: Wait, are you actually nervous!?
Toma Inumaru: We're not! We're just
not really used to this stuff, so we're
trying to figure out our position...
Yamato Nikaido: Can't you do something?
I hear you're known for your funny variety
appearances. Don't make your senpais
do all the work.
Toma Inumaru: O-okay.
Torao Mido: Hang in there.
Haruka Isumi: Hang in there.
Minami Natsume: We believe in you.
Toma Inumaru: Don't act like this
has nothing to do with you!
Mitsuki Izumi: They're so lively
already... Okay, so who's gonna
lead the discussion?
Tenn Kujo: Why not Momo-san?
He's used to this stuff.
Momo: I don't mind, but wouldn't it
be more interesting to pick someone
nobody's expecting?
Yamato Nikaido: Like Yuki-san,
since he's the oldest.
Yuki: No. And I'm not the oldest
here because I want to be.
Yamato Nikaido: I'm just showing
my respect. Now hurry up and do it.
Yuki: Who's the youngest here?
Was it Tamaki-kun or Iori-kun?
Tamaki Yotsuba: Yup! Probably me!
Mitsuki Izumi: Ah, there's three
people who are all the same age here.
Why don't you do it with Iori and Isumi?
Iori & Haruka: Huh!?
Mitsuki Izumi: It'll be fun!
You can be the classmate trio!
Tenn Kujo: Oh, you're all in
the same class?
Haruka Isumi: Yeah, just by
chance...
Tamaki Yotsuba: Isumin transferred
to our school mid-year.
Haruka Isumi: Stop pointing at me!
Toma Inumaru: You three are gaming
buddies, aren't you? Thanks for hanging
out with Haru.
Iori Izumi: I don't play games.
But thank you, as well.
Tamaki Yotsuba: Friend me too,
Marucchi.
Toma Inumaru: Marucchi? Huh..?
Are you talking to me?
Tamaki Yotsuba: Yeah. You're
Inumaru, so Marucchi.
Sogo Osaka: Tamaki-kun, that's
impolite. I'm sorry about him,
Inumaru-san...
Toma Inumaru: Ahaha! I don't mind!
I know he calls Re:vale Yukicchi
and Momocchi, too.
Yuki: No. I'm Yukirin.
Momo: And I'm Momorin!
Toma Inumaru: M-my bad.
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: He calls me
Ryu-aniki!
Gaku Yaotome: I'm Gakkun.
Tenn Kujo: I'm Tenten.
Riku Nanase: I'm Rikkun!
Nagi Rokuya: I am Nagicchi!
Sogo Osaka: I'm So-chan,
I guess.
Iori Izumi: What are we even
doing?
Yamato Nikaido: This kid's Iorin.
I'm Yama-san, and he's Mikki.
Toma Inumaru: Ah, it's a
pleasure...
Mitsuki Izumi: Hey, Tamaki.
Inumaru's Marucchi, and Isumi's
Isumin, but what about these two?
Mido and Natsume.
Minami Natsume: Oh my.
Torao Mido: Haha, now it's
our turn.
Tenn Kujo: You look very
pleased about that.
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: You're
very popular, Tamaki-kun!
Tamaki Yotsuba: Hmm, well...
Tamaki Yotsuba: Minamin and Toracchi!
Minami Natsume: Minamin. Hee hee,
how adorable.
Torao Mido: Haha, feels like
I'm back in high school.
Haruka Isumi: Could you guys
be any happier about this?
Mitsuki Izumi: Looks like they like
their nicknames. That's great, Tamaki!
Tamaki Yotsuba: Yeah!
Yamato Nikaido: Wait, what were
we talking about again?
Tenn Kujo: Who should lead our
meeting about the menu. We were
thinking of making the high
schoolers do it.
Momo: Oh, right.
Yuki: Let's not always pick either
the youngest or oldest. Can't we
choose someone in the middle, for
once?
Gaku Yaotome: In the middle?
Aren't me and Nikaido the closest
thing to that?
Yamato Nikaido: Nope, we're totally
at the upper end of the age scale.
Wouldn't the middle be Nagi and
Natsume-chan?
Nagi Rokuya: OH! We are the
median value!
Minami Natsume: ........
Nagi Rokuya: ...Have you no
reaction to this?
Minami Natsume: Oh, not at all.
I was just calculating the average.
And I don't think it's us.
Yamato Nikaido: Really?
Minami Natsume: Yes. I believe
it's Inumaru-san and Osaka-san.
Toma Inumaru: Oh, right! Me and
Osaka were the same age.
Momo: Now there's an unusual
duo! Stand next to each other!
Sogo & Toma: .........
Yamato Nikaido: Ooh, nice.
Tenn Kujo: you look very rock
'n' roll.
Toma Inumaru: Ah, you like that
kinda stuff a lot, don't you..?
Sogo Osaka: Ah, yes. I do.
What about you, Inumaru-san..?
Toma Inumaru: I do too! Have
you heard the one that came out
this month..?
Sogo Osaka: Huh!? You know
about it, too!? Wow, I'm so happy...
Tamaki Yotsuba: They're getting
into it.
Gaku Yaotome: Haha, looks like
they're getting along just fine.
I guess that's just how it is when
you're the same age.
Yamato Nikaido: Huh? Are you
talking to me?
Gaku Yaotome: Who else would
I talk to about this!?
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: We've got a
lot of people who are the same age!
Mitsuki-kun and Torao-kun are too,
aren't they? Come stand over here,
you two.
Torao Mido: Like this?
Mitsuki Izumi: Whoa, our height
difference is huge!
Iori Izumi: ........
Iori Izumi: It certainly leaves
a lasting impression.
Haruka Isumi: I know, right.
They're totally an odd duo.
Nagi Rokuya: OH! How cute!
You are like anime character designs!
Torao Mido: Ahaha! It's the
first time I've been part of a duo.
Mitsuki Izumi: Oh, well. We might
as well come up with a duo name,
then. Maybe it can get us more work!
Momo: You're so greedy, Mitsuki.
I like that about you.
Yuki: Can you hold a conversation,
like all people of the same age
supposedly should?
Mitsuki Izumi: We probably watched
the same shows when we were kids!
Like sentai stuff.
Torao Mido: What rangers did you
watch?
Mitsuki Izumi: The Four Great
Civilization Historangers.
Torao Mido: Ah, me too.
Mitsuki Izumi: I liked India Red!
Torao Mido: My favorite was
Mesopotamia Blue.
Nagi Rokuya: OH... They look like
they are enjoying themselves.
Minami Natsume: I suppose it's
easier to find things in common when
you're from the same generation.
Haruka Isumi: You and Rokuya are
like that, too. Do you guys have
anything in common?
Minami Natsume: I'll go along with
what he says. Rokuya-san is of a
higher class than I, after all.
Nagi Rokuya: I am very happy that
you will watch Magical★Cocona!
Momo: Is that it for people
who are the same age?
Gaku Yaotome: I guess? Ryu's
got nobody who's the same age.
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: Right.
I wish I did, though!
Yamato Nikaido: Ichi, Tama, and Isumi,
Nagi and Natsume, Sou and Inumaru, Mitsu
and Mido, me and Yaotome. That's about it.
Riku Nanase: Um..!
Yamato Nikaido: Hm? What's up, Riku?
Riku Nanase: It just so happens that
Kujo-san and I are the same age, too!
Tenn Kujo: ........
Yamato's Thoughts: ........!
They're so obviously the same age
that I forgot to point it out..!
Gaku's Thoughts: We nearly ignored
the secret twins!
Yamato Nikaido: Oh, now that you
mention it.
Gaku Yaotome: We sure have a lot
of people the same age.
Iori's Thoughts: Nikaido-san and
Yaotome-san really are great actors...
That was a good save.
Riku Nanase: At first I was like,
"No way!", but then I was like, "Wait,
are we the same age!?"
Iori's Thoughts: His reaction
is too exaggerated...
Riku Nanase: But then after
thinking back on it, I was shocked to
find out that it's actually true!
Yay! Samesies!
Iori's Thoughts: Now he just
sounds too enthusiastic...
Tenn Kujo: Yay.
Iori's Thoughts: He's jumping on
board to try and balance Nanase-san's
forced reactions...
Riku Nanase: Te... Kujo-san!
Since we're the same age, maybe
we watched the same morning shows?
Tenn Kujo: Maybe. Like "The Milkman
and the Forest Family?"
Riku Nanase: Yeah, like that one!
We used to sing the theme song
together every morning!
Tenn Kujo: Yeah, we did.
Me and the old milkman on TV.
Iori's Thoughts: Nicely done!
Mitsuki's Thoughts: Great job, Kujo!
Momo's Thoughts: That's Tenn for you!
Riku Nanase: Right, right! I meant
together with the milkman! Oh, do
you remember that one time?
Tenn Kujo: What time?
Riku Nanase: When the old milkman
spilled his milk, and I spilled mine
at the same time!
Iori Izumi: Nanase-san, stop derailing
the conversation. We're still supposed to
choose someone to direct us.
Riku Nanase: Ah, sorry!
Tenn's Thoughts: Nicely done,
Iori Izumi.
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: Why don't we
let Sogo-kun and Toma-kun do it?
They're right in the middle in
terms of age, aren't they?
Momo: Sure, why not? I feel
like we can trust them with this,
and it'll be a nice change of pace!
Mitsuki Izumi: Okay, you two
are leading the discussion!
Nagi Rokuya: OH! It is the birth
of a new duo! Let us give them a
round of applause!
Clap clap clap
Toma Inumaru: Hehe, you're making
me blush here. Thanks for having us!
Riku Nanase: Do your best, Toma-san!
Sogo Osaka: I don't know how
well I'll manage... But I'll give
it my all. Thank you for choosing us.
Torao Mido: Hang in there, Sogo.
Sogo Osaka: Well then, um...
Let me go over the general outline
of the project.
Sogo Osaka: We'll have a discussion
over what we kind of idol-themed dish
we'll make for the show.
Sogo Osaka: After that, we'll
get into mixed groups, and travel
all over Japan to find the best
ingredients we can.
Haruka Isumi: Travel!? We're gonna
travel!? And what do you mean by
mixed groups..?
Minami Natsume: Most likely that
the four of us will be split into
different teams at random.
Sogo Osaka: That's right.
The staff has already assigned our
teams for us.
Haruka Isumi: They have!?
Ugh... Can't ŹOOĻ just stick
together..?
Tenn Kujo: Oh, are you that
afraid of strangers?
Yuki: Come here. We'll look
after you.
Haruka Isumi: M-Minami...
Minami Natsume: Isumi-san,
there's no need to cower behind me.
Tamaki Yotsuba: So we're getting
shuffled!? I wanna be in Ryu-aniki's
team!
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: I'm glad to
hear that! We've sung together
before, too!
Sogo Osaka: U-um, I was
there, as well.
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: Of course,
I wouldn't forget about you!
Toma Inumaru: The members are
already settled. Uh, four groups
of four people... Wow! I'm in this
one!
Torao Mido: What's up with
that reaction?
Gaku Yaotome: I wanna know, too.
Sogo Osaka: And I'm... Ah, I see.
Tamaki Yotsuba: Quit acting all
important! I wanna know who I'm
teamed up with, too! Can't you
just tell us now?
Sogo Osaka: I suppose we can,
but...
Mitsuki Izumi: Wouldn't it be
more fun to find out after we've
decided on a menu?
Tamaki Yotsuba: I guess...
Momo: I already know I won't be in
the same team as Yuki. You don't
have to tell me.
Yuki: We always get torn apart
for these things.
Tenn Kujo: Of course you do.
If you stayed together, one of the
four teams would be 50% Re:vale.
Yamato Nikaido: That's a lot...
Riku Nanase: The whole team would
practically be Re:vale!
Momo: Oh well, I guess we've
got no choice! Yuki! Let's flirt
extra while we still can!
Yuki: Yeah, let's flirt.
Momo: Yuki...
Yuki: Momo...
Toma Inumaru: Ah, speaking of
which, I saw that thing where
IDOLiSH7 would yell stuff whenever
Re:vale got all close.
Riku Nanase: You did!?
Toma Inumaru: Yeah. didn't
really get it, but it made me
bust a gut.
Tamaki Yotsuba: Wanna see
it again?
Toma Inumaru: What!? You
mean live!?
Mitsuki Izumi: Huh!? Are we
gonna do it now!?
Tamaki Yotsuba: Let's do it!
Momorin, call Yukirin a hunk!
Momo: He has to do something
that would make me say that
first!
Tamaki Yotsuba: Do it,
Yukirin.
Yuki: Okay.
Yuki: Momo... I'll buy you
an apartment.
Momo: You're so materialistic,
Yuki! Materialistic and a hunk!
IDOLiSH7: Yeeeah!
To be continued...
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Firestorm (Young! Remus Lupin x Reader) Part 1
Part 2: The Party
Summary: James and Sirius learn about a rather interesting game that muggles play at parties, and they want to experiment its effects in no other than their best friend Remus, who really likes their fellow witch friend, Y/N.
Fandom: Harry Potter (Marauders´ Era)
Characters: Remus Lupin
Word Count: 1,675
Warnings: none
A/N: This quarantine is killing me! And also, my HP obsession got back haha
Please let me know if you want me to continue it so I can post Part 2 and a possible Part 3...
Enjoy!
Young Y/N’s eyes got lost into the almost complete sheet of parchment. Only one unanswered question left and then she would be free for the rest of the school year. Her leg started to shake uncontrollably and her breathing began to rush.
“C’mon...” she whispered to herself.
She put down her quill and closed her eyes for a moment, trying to remember the remaining answer. It didn’t last long before she started to get impatient. She excelled at Defense Against the Dark Arts, the professors reminded her a lot of that, and her friends were no exception. Especially her friend Remus...
Just as she thought about his tall friend, she opened her eyes and these began to discretely search for him, trying not to call too much attention. Remus was three roads ahead from her, two parallel to the right. She then concentrated on how focused his friend was. She could only see how his quill moved frantically, answering every single question with ease, his head down and still, blocking his face a little. She instinctively smiled, she liked his hair, it looked so soft.
“10 minutes!”, the professor said, causing everyone to startle, except for Lupin. “10 more minutes!”
Silence conquered the room once again and Y/N’s heart began to beat faster. She told herself to remember but she just couldn’t. She now tried to remember when she studied the subject in question...
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She was at the library, it was a little bit late, almost time to go to bed. There were only a few people left and almost everyone was falling sleep on their books, but not her, and neither her study buddy.
“Have you almost finished? You look rather a little tired Y/N,” Remus asked with a chuckle.
“What? No, I’m just stressed...” she said, suddenly nervous. “I don’t like O.W.L.s”
“Don’t worry, it happens to us all”, he responded with a calming voice and caressed her friend’s shoulder. The young witch smiled at him with a nervous chuckle and patted the hand that rested on her shoulder.
“Thank you for studying with me Remus,” Y/N continued to smile. “Unlike others...” she emphasized the last word before they looked at their remaining friends in front of them.
James Potter was sleeping soundly over a History of Magic book, his shirt was very wrinkled and loosened, while his glasses were at the back of his head, just about to fall. They then looked towards his other friend, Sirius, who was sitting down in a chair with his arms crossed and his head bouncing as he was just about to fall sleep. The last one, Peter, was straight laying down on the floor, snoring softly.
Remus and Y/N then turned to see Lily Evans, who walked past the two wizards before leaving.
“Goodnight guys! Good luck tomo-“ her pace suddenly stopped when she glanced at the others. “Did they study a bit at least?” She then focused on his boyfriend, “Merlin’s beard! Look at James.” She giggled.
Remus quickly took his hand off Y/N’s shoulder, making her return her attention to the book she was reading, “Yes,” he answered with a smile. “Just a bit.” Remus and Lily laughed quietly.
“You guys ready for DADA tomorrow?” Lily asked with a smirk, her eyes still fixated on James and her hands held the books she had before just a little bit tighter to her chest.
“I think so Lily,” Lupin responded again. “I’d say that it will be rather easy, don’t you think so Y/N?” He said and both Lily and himself turned to her.
“Yeah,” she said, a little distracted while still reading her book. This caused Lupin and Lily to chuckle. “At least the practical part will be an easy one.” She finished and returned her gaze to them, suddenly more confident.
Lily said goodbye to her friends again, not before getting close to James. She grabbed his glasses and put them in the table. She then caressed and kissed James’s head before whispering goodnight. He soon started to wake up.
“Lil... Lily,” James mumbled, tired. He then tried to compose himself, without accomplishment, “Damn you, Moony! We should have studied at the tower.”
Remus and Y/N chuckled and began to arrange their stuff to go back to their common room.
“Just for you to sleep on the couch instead of the book,” Lupin laughed and Y/N smiled. James complained silently.
“Come on... Padfoot! Wormtail!” James threw a book at Sirius, waking him up and kicked Peter’s legs. “Wake up, I want to go to sleep.” Peter just snored louder, as Sirius woke, sobbing his head. Y/N chuckled again and moved her head with disapproval as she arranged her books.
“You know,” Remus said once more. “You’re going to do great at your O.W.L.s,” Y/N continued to close and arrange her books but Remus put his hand over hers, making her freeze instantly. Her eyes froze on the page of the book she was currently going to close...
“Because Inferi are creatures of the dark, they dislike light and heat. The most effective spell against them is, therefore, a fire-summoning spell, such as Firestorm.”
“Actually," he whispered, "you’re one of the most talented witches I know.” He continued, shyly, without looking at her.
“Oh, Remus,” hearing his kind words and his warm hand over hers made her blush “you’re also really great, you know?” She finally looked at him, her cheeks a scarlet red.
Their eyes locked, staring deeply into each other. They could feel something special, something that they knew was there all along.
“Moony, Y/N!” Sirius said loudly and began to yawn. “Let’s gooo-ahhh,” he continued to yawn as he stretched.
Both of them immediately snapped out of it and continued to save their books, preparing to go.
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“5 minutes!”, the professor’s voice interrupted her thoughts again, her body startling another time. “5 more minutes!” she repeated.
Just as the professor stopped talking, her friend Remus got up his desk, his parchment, and quill at hand. He walked towards the professor and gave his exam, he was the first one to finish.
“Of course you’re finished,” Y/N cheekily thought to herself.
Remus then walked towards the door, not before passing his friend. His mouth was just a thin line before making eye contact with hers, he then smiled and continued to leave. She quickly grabbed her quill and answered the question left, now that she thought of it, it was rather an easy one. When she finished, she clumsily stood up her desk to deliver her exam, she was anxious to leave. Her pace was quick and nervous, walking towards the big door. When she got out the first thing she saw was Remus waiting for her.
“Inferi are creatures of the dark, they dislike-“ he began.
“light and heat,” she continued, breathing out loudly.
“Therefore, the most effective spell against them is...?” he smiled.
“The Firestorm spell,” she giggled proudly and ran towards him, hugging him.
It was a light hug, nonetheless very affectionate. They stayed like that for a very long moment. She took her time to smell his chest, he smelled of dark chocolate. Her immediate reaction was to chuckle. She could feel Lupin’s cheek resting on her head and her stomach felt a little bit tighter.
“You see?” Remus said. “I knew you could do it.”
They then were interrupted by the sound of the opening door. They quickly separated and saw their redheaded friend, Lily, getting out of the classroom.
“Hey guys!” she said to them, happy as always. “I thought it was going to be easier. Still, it was very simple.” The two wizards nodded nervously at the same time, still a little bit startled.
“Are you two okay?” she asked, confused. “You look like you’ve seen a gho-“ someone interrupted her.
“Moony!” Sirius yelled at his friend, running along the hall with James and Peter, towards their friends.
They were making funny noises, James was making barking and howling noises while Peter laughed and Sirius cheered.
“Shut up!” Lily shushed her friends, “there are still people doing their O.W.L.s”
“Evans,” James smirked and grabbed her by the waist, giving her a quick peck on the cheek. “Hello Y/N!” he raised his eyebrows towards the witch.
“We thought we just saw our big Moony hugging little Y/N,” Sirius teased, making Y/N to instantly blush and his friend to become serious again. “Don’t we, Prongs?”
“Yeah!” James smiled, “Moony never told us about-“
“Oh, leave them alone!” Lily hit James' chest, making him laugh.
“James, tell him about the party,” Peter said anxiously.
“Party?” Y/N said, confused.
“Well, since we’ve just finished our O.W.L.s...” James began. “Padfoot and I thought it would be nice to have fun this evening,” he patted Sirius's shoulder, “show them, Padfoot.”
Sirius proudly opened his robe, showing two bottles of Firewhiskey.
“Merlin’s beard!” Lily smiled. “If someone sees that...”
“No one is going to find out,” Sirius reassured her. “Today, we celebrate,” he said with a proud smile. “Also, we’re going to play a little game.”
“A game?” Remus finally spoke, “what is it now, Sirius?”
“Glad you asked,” Sirius smirked. “But I’m afraid that it’ll have to wait, my dear Moony.” He teased with his eyebrows.
“A muggle game!” Peter let out with a choked laugh, making Sirius hit his arm while shushing him.
“A muggle game?” Y/N snorted, incredulous.
“You’re a git, did you know that?” Remus said with a sided smile.
“C’mon Moony,” James hit Remus with his elbow. “I promise that you’ll have fun.
“Yeah, lots!” Remus said, sassy.
“Y/N will come too,” Sirius surrounded Y/N’s shoulder with his arm, shaking her amicably. “Don’t you, Y/N?” he smiled at the witch.
“Sure!” she giggled, suddenly careless “What can go wrong?” she smiled at Lupin. “Right, guys?”
“Yeah!” James and Sirius replied at the same time, high-fiving one another.
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official persona 5 character review
i have only played up to the end of the third palace but i won’t be able to play for a few weeks because my sibling has ABANDONED ME (single tear) and we play together. and i’m bored. so HERES MY REVIEW of all the major characters so far. under read more because i do tend to ramble
- mc/joker (bob johnson)
why is my silent video game protagonist a catboy. it’s funny to me how much personality he manages to have despite being. yknow. a blank slate to project on. charisma! the dialogue options when you’re talking to shadows that are like “girl power!” live in my mind. joker is a girlboss to me. feminism win
- ryuji
he’s like one of those very excited big dogs where you’re like “oh good for you buddy! oh yeah buddy!” but you’re also just like man this is a bit much. on one hand he’s a very good guy but on the other hand sometimes i feel a very strong urge to insult him or just be mean to him in general, often for no particular reason. i like him i really do he just has that kind of personality. he’s a bro. his pirate thing is funny i know they’re named after like. historical figures/characters in literature(?) but captain kidd sounds so. it’s funny ok. it’s funny. he’d be a backyardagain. i like how he’s a mamas boy that’s cute. sorry about your leg buddy. he’s very. naive isn’t the right word but something like that. i still want to bully him. his grin looks dumb (endeared)
- morgana
i think it’s funny how big his head is when he’s in his metaverse mascot form he’s like a bobblehead i want him to fall over from the weight. the gags about his puppy crush on ann and his dislike of being called a cat are ANNOYING like sorry about your identity crisis but i really don’t care. he is cute sometimes though it’s not like i hate him but he’s a little annoying! you know! i’m not big on mascot characters in general haha
- ann
i adore ann she is cute and great and she deserves a lot better get this girl a better costume PLEASE. at the start of the game i was already rooting for her hardcore cause everyone was being terrible to her (very common occurrence that happens to like every character i have noticed. Society) and then she had that thing where she was like “let’s have him continue to live so he can suffer more” and i was like HELL YEAH ann is always saying the truth man. other thieves like “yah it wouldn’t be moral to kill them” (tho they’re cool with the mind control lol 🤔) but ann’s like “idc about that lol i just want him to suffer” SO TRUE. so true. i like her pigtails
- yusuke
ngl before i started playing i kind of already knew that i’d like this guy. i didn’t know much about him other than gay little artist but i knew. i was right. i am incredibly fond of this guy. partially because i too am a weirdo artist with parental issues (his persona awakening had me like *vibrates*) but mostly because he is just so funny. look at this guy! look at his stupid little tail! i lost my mind while doing his first confidant event thing he is GREAT. VERY cool. i just really like him. i could sit there and listen to his long impassioned speeches for a long time
- makoto
i was a big fairy tail fan in early middle school (unfortunate) and i play in dub so every time she opens her mouth i can only hear lucy/every other dub character her va has voiced cause there’s lots of them. ok first of all i’m not a big fan of her character archetype. yknow the straight laced student council president type. nothing personal just not my thing yknow! i do sympathize with her Issues of being useful and being used by the adults around her ofc but i’m not like INVESTED invested. tbf i haven’t known her too long. what’s his face mafia guy’s palace didn’t feel as personal as the last couple which probably contributes to that (underwhelming). on the other hand i really like that she has a motorcycle i was like ?! QUEEN and then THAT WAS HER CODENme??? very cool of her. i don’t care about her that much but i do think she is cool. if i were to encounter her irl i would be so intimidated
- akechi
he has not joined the team yet but he obviously will. i have not seen much of him yet but i do have many opinions. i did know he was this games komaeda archetype before playing because of the sheer amount of arguing i can vaguely remember scrolling past about him but even if i didn’t i would’ve instantly been able to tell. he’s fake as hell. i lose it every other sentence whenever he’s on screen WHO IS THIS GUY. “thesis antithesis *pretentious stuff*” “woowwwww you’re so interesting ^-^” “woahh look we happen to have met waiting for the train teehee” (whenever he pops up in those train scenes it feels like a jumpscare) there is a high percentage chance that i will like this guy a lot. there is a precedent for me really liking that sort of character and he is very entertaining. i hope he is just so unhinged. i mean there’s like a 99% chance he’s the ~mysterious guy causing all the accidents~ and also the “heh kid u were betrayed by one of your own” guy. so. he gives me the vibes of one of those really tiny cutesy dogs who are just incredibly aggressive. funny to me how ryuji hates him to an absurd degree like buddy chilll yeah he sucks but wowww. i LOVE that stupid doodle of him on the classroom chalkboard. the anime sparkles. his hair is ugly btw. we met on 6/9 which turns me into a 12 year old. i enjoyed our silly little tv debate
- futaba
i’m 99% sure that’s the name of the girl with the orange hair and glasses? i haven’t met her yet. she does the hackerman typing thing in the opening which is cute. i’m just mentioning her because i think she’s cute. she’s a techie with orange hair so i’ll probably like her
- fluffy brown hair girl
only character in the game art i haven’t mentioned so i kind of have to so it’s fair. she looks kind?? very fluffy. fluttershy is probably her favorite my little pony. she would eat bread
IN CONCLUSION everybody here needs therapy and also i’m mad that i got invested in a game with time / resource management / stealth mechanics :/ . the battle system is very cool. also the menus are the best character they’re SO sexy
#bobtalk#i have other thoughts bc i’m That Guy but have the rambles of someone who isn’t even halfway done with the game#i want to gnaw on something#please ignore the number of times i said “like” this isn’t an english essay ok. ok?
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