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ask-warlic · 2 years

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*Aster tiredly pays the union dues for The Malerous*

@remthalas @justanothalyehr You guys are good for the month.

#rp thread #guild of calamitous intent #The International Brotherhood of Evil-doers and Villains #Local 16 #DC 22

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kittykatninja321 · 1 month

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Bruce has 3 1st sons: Dick is the first child he took in/raised, Jason is the first kid he adopted/legally claimed as his own, Damian is his first bio kid/would’ve existed before Jason’s adoption, so could technically be considered the 1st kid that is “legally” his, even if wasn’t aware of his existence yet

#This is just me getting very semantic about it Dick is the first son obviously. But still #If I were Jason I would be like ‘well TECHNICALLY I am the first person he ever legally claimed as his son on paper #*waves the adoption papers*’ just to be annoying. And we know Dick canonically has some complex feelings about the whole #‘Not legally adopted until he was like 22’ thing. That could be a fun argument #Bruce Wayne #Batman #Batfam #dc #Jason Todd #Dick Grayson

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oifaaa · 25 days

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Every time I think about prolonged pit madness as a concept it makes me want to rip my arms off bc it's usually people who claim to be fans of Jason who are doing it the worst who can't actually handle Jason's character so need to dull the edges file all his worst qualities off blame his behaviour on some magical green pool instead of accepting him as he is

#dc #dc comics #jason todd #thats right its 22:49 so obviously im having jason thoughts #free my boy #he doesnt need magic goop to do fuck up shit

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monoiing · 11 months

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You are such an enigma…

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long-live-astronerd-ghost-king · 8 months

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Ectoberhaunt 2023 Day 22

Isekai: Portal Shenanigans ~100% silly memes~

Part 1: When will huge field trip fics return from war? + Dum-Dum Danno

Part 2: DPxDC crossover memes: Opening the portal to another dimension could not pass without consequences. Hello, new neighbors.

Not DPXDC crossovers memes next:

Part 3: Conjunction of the Spheres

Simple recipe: Mix superman, white hair, black clothes and mutations. Damn, you got Phantom!

Part 4: You can’t say Isekai without adding Asians to the mix.

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dailydccomics · 8 months

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the multiverse-hopping adventures of Clark and Bruce Batman/Superman: World's Finest #20 art by Dan Mora + Tamra Bonvillain

#superbat #dc comics #clark kent #bruce wayne #dc #batman #superman #world's finest #batman/superman #earth 22 #the flash #barry allen #kingdom come #comics #tuesday spoilers #dads

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miguel-owhora · 1 month

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omega!batman's the type of guy to capture your attention by letting his pheromones linger in the air, the enticing scent of an omega in near heat making your legs move before you can think.

just to end up in an alley with the darkly cladded hero in the back, with the bottom half of his gear removed. his pussy—plumped and framed by neatly trimmed pubic hair—is soaking wet with his slick, his pretty cock—small yet still noticable—poking out with interest.

naturally, being quiet is in his nature. but the relief he gets with your cock thrusting in and out of his burning cunt even has him being louder than usual. of course in this case, being louder than usual means he's quietly grunting and biting his lips. he has to bite down on his fist when he ends up squirting—fuck, he didn't even know he could do that—around your knot when it catches on his hole.

#mr. o'whora's works !#kinda #robert pattinson!batman #robert pattison's batman #:3 #im not rlly into the dc-verse tbh #i only ever watched the '22 batman movie #the one w paul dano as the riddler n mr pattison as bruce #so yeah #batman x male reader #bruce wayne x male reader #mlm #tw omegaverse #gay

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skitskatdacat63 · 7 months

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DC exposing Nando's war crimes from 20 years ago:

"I don't want to bring something up from the past, but Fernando did braketest me many years ago, but I was in the McLaren. He braked 30 meters earlier. We went to the stewards, and he went, "Oh, it's my right to brake where I want to brake. That's where I needed to brake!" I was just flabbergasted. And the stewards went "oh, well, no further action."

"This was 2003..."

#forever a war criminal 🤧#fucking hilarious to imagine a 30+ year old DC beefing w a ~22 yr old Nando #do you know what nando looked like in 2003??? i bet he had his silly little soulpatch 😭#but its also funny to think that hes been pushing the limits of what crimes you csn commit on track since he was a baby #also not included but i love dc saying he didnt hit him bcs of his cat like reflexes #he says a lot of stupid things but i love his little anecdotes honestly #anways nando braketesting lewis and then this was the only thing i cared abt during this race #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #david coulthard #2023 abu dhabi gp

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dailybatjokes · 4 months

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Day 22 of daily batjokes:

Hickey time

#day 22 #vampire batman #dailybatjokes #joker #batjokes #batman #joker x batman #dc comics #batman x joker

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wibbley-wobble · 1 year

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Every DC adaptation wants Dick Grayson to have Tim Drake’s Robin swag (pants, bo-staff, hacker, etc) Give him his tights and short shorts or just write Tim Drake.

#dick grayson #dc #dc universe #dcu #dc comics #Tim Drake #titans tv #titans #teen titans #young justice #batman the animated series #every time dick is animated he’s literally just tim drake it’s crazy #batman 22 sequel give Robin shorts please please please please

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starwrighter · 1 year

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Ba bam!! New prompt for y'all.

Danny is Jason's biological son but Maddie is still his mom. Let's say Jack had become sterile after their experiments with ectoplasm. This is devastating because they want more kids/experiments. They can't go the artificial route they can't properly insure the donor would meet their standards.

Maddie and Jack decides Maddie will go get the genetic material from someone that meets their standards in a place they'll never travel to again. This place happens to be new Jersey Gotham and the donor they choose is of course Jason. They of course never tell him. Jason remains unaware to the outcome of his spontaneous one night stand.

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Until Danny's brought to Gotham by Vlad for a gala. Imagine being the Wayne's and a sketchy billionaire introduces his godson and it's just a much younger version of Jason. The first thought they would jump to is clone so they're spending all this time talking to Danny while waiting for Jason to respond/ show up

In this time Danny manages to

1: Bully Dick for being a part of the circus when he tried talking to him (he's a cop, rich and he's from the circus; three strikes!!!)

2: Becomes immediate friends with Damian (They would be bff's and I will die on this hill!) Shenanigans ensue.

3: Makes a rich guy cry like a baby.

4: Is forcefully put in the corner by Vlad with the risk of sabotage to Jazz's future.

When Jason gets there he takes one look at Danny, his eyes glow green. He immediately knows Danny is his son. The batfam don't have the chance to confront him as Danny disappears before they get the chance. Danny unknowingly leaves chaos behind him.

#dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #danny phantom crossover #danny phantom prompt #dcxdp #one of the highest numbers i saw while googling Jason's canon age was 22 #sooo...either we age Danny down for this or make Jason old #Damian demands Bruce adopt Danny despite knowing Jason is the biological father.#Jason: Danny is my son #Damian: tch Todd you should know by know that blood doesn't determine who's your family #Jason: I know damn well you went on about being the “superior blood son” at breakfast this morning.#Damian: Things change Todd! Danny is worthy of the family name

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evilhorse · 21 days

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