Steve: *blowing bubbles* I like blowing stuff
Eddie: yeah? u like blowing stuff...up or...?
Steve: *blushing* I'll blow U up in a second, stfu *goes back to blowing bubbles in his drink*
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Han : People would laugh if I said intoxication by olè
Tom :
Tom : I have to admit that's funny
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Somefrien: Beerus and Whis are like, father and son, right???
Me, drowning a fairy: Not canonically, I think, but some people do headcanon it.
Somefrien: Do you headcanon it?
Me: *Ships Beerwhis* absolutely not.
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Snow Sky: unpopular opinion, popcorn smells good but tastes funky, that's why I eat the butter
Dawn Shadow: popcorn has the worst texture imo
Snow Sky: yes, and the butter alone?? It's delicious??
Mutari: never tried butter popcorn ngl
Snow Sky: I just drink the melted butter-
Videns: I only like sweet popcorn
Amaranth: y'all are- why-?
Zenza: I like to pour sugar in my popcorn
Amaranth: ...
Zenza: several large spoonfuls. More sugar than I'd put in my tea.
Sidera: YO I JUST POUR SKITTLES IN THAT SHIT HAHA
Dusk: Carmel popcorn and sweet n salty popcorn are the best
Amaranth: none of you are sane.
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Reverse 'My mom sold me to One Direction'-Fanfic where the Ninja Turtles abandoned me in a cardboard box on the street cause i keep eating their pizza
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nothing makes me more insane than the phrase "selling your body" btw. like was i not also selling my body at every other job i've had where i had to be on my feet all day, lifting boxes, working in a warehouse, etc. why is it that sex work is uniquely labeled as "selling your body" while every other job is sorted into another category, no matter how much that job might have a physical impact on your body. lmao.
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Dazai: Popcorn is corn that was punished
Dazai: The Salem corn trials
Chuuya: Go the fuck to bed
Dazai: No<3
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Dean: you know I think I’ve actually grown in this relationship to stop hurting others and being an asshole all the time
Sam: you literally elbowed me in the stomach and slapped me across the face in your sleep all while screaming fuck off anytime I told you I needed blankets
Dean: I’m not responsible for sleep Dean he’s an asshole
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