Steve: *blowing bubbles* I like blowing stuff
Eddie: yeah? u like blowing stuff...up or...?
Steve: *blushing* I'll blow U up in a second, stfu *goes back to blowing bubbles in his drink*
455 notes
·
View notes
Han : People would laugh if I said intoxication by olè
Tom :
Tom : I have to admit that's funny
9 notes
·
View notes
Somefrien: Beerus and Whis are like, father and son, right???
Me, drowning a fairy: Not canonically, I think, but some people do headcanon it.
Somefrien: Do you headcanon it?
Me: *Ships Beerwhis* absolutely not.
3 notes
·
View notes
Snow Sky: unpopular opinion, popcorn smells good but tastes funky, that's why I eat the butter
Dawn Shadow: popcorn has the worst texture imo
Snow Sky: yes, and the butter alone?? It's delicious??
Mutari: never tried butter popcorn ngl
Snow Sky: I just drink the melted butter-
Videns: I only like sweet popcorn
Amaranth: y'all are- why-?
Zenza: I like to pour sugar in my popcorn
Amaranth: ...
Zenza: several large spoonfuls. More sugar than I'd put in my tea.
Sidera: YO I JUST POUR SKITTLES IN THAT SHIT HAHA
Dusk: Carmel popcorn and sweet n salty popcorn are the best
Amaranth: none of you are sane.
0 notes
Reverse 'My mom sold me to One Direction'-Fanfic where the Ninja Turtles abandoned me in a cardboard box on the street cause i keep eating their pizza
1 note
·
View note
nothing makes me more insane than the phrase "selling your body" btw. like was i not also selling my body at every other job i've had where i had to be on my feet all day, lifting boxes, working in a warehouse, etc. why is it that sex work is uniquely labeled as "selling your body" while every other job is sorted into another category, no matter how much that job might have a physical impact on your body. lmao.
11K notes
·
View notes
Dazai: Popcorn is corn that was punished
Dazai: The Salem corn trials
Chuuya: Go the fuck to bed
Dazai: No<3
108 notes
·
View notes
Dean: you know I think I’ve actually grown in this relationship to stop hurting others and being an asshole all the time
Sam: you literally elbowed me in the stomach and slapped me across the face in your sleep all while screaming fuck off anytime I told you I needed blankets
Dean: I’m not responsible for sleep Dean he’s an asshole
67 notes
·
View notes
I have a hc that post beating the crap out of his CO but prior to being demoted back to corporal, wash spent like a week as an ODST drill sergeant as a 'punishment' until the higher ups finished their investigation, and that's the only real experience training others he has going into chorus.
so basically, wash tortured tucker and the combined armies of chorus with the brutal training used to root out the people who couldn't make the cut as an ODST, which only makes the scene where the kids jump grif even funnier than it already is.
62 notes
·
View notes