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sniperfillet · 3 months
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Am I dreaming right now?
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satan-is-obsessed · 2 years
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Steve: *blowing bubbles* I like blowing stuff
Eddie: yeah? u like blowing stuff...up or...?
Steve: *blushing* I'll blow U up in a second, stfu *goes back to blowing bubbles in his drink*
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sor--en · 2 months
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Han : People would laugh if I said intoxication by olè
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Tom : I have to admit that's funny
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teazerwashere · 4 months
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Somefrien: Beerus and Whis are like, father and son, right???
Me, drowning a fairy: Not canonically, I think, but some people do headcanon it.
Somefrien: Do you headcanon it?
Me: *Ships Beerwhis* absolutely not.
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mysticallty · 3 months
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Snow Sky: unpopular opinion, popcorn smells good but tastes funky, that's why I eat the butter
Dawn Shadow: popcorn has the worst texture imo
Snow Sky: yes, and the butter alone?? It's delicious??
Mutari: never tried butter popcorn ngl
Snow Sky: I just drink the melted butter-
Videns: I only like sweet popcorn
Amaranth: y'all are- why-?
Zenza: I like to pour sugar in my popcorn
Amaranth: ...
Zenza: several large spoonfuls. More sugar than I'd put in my tea.
Sidera: YO I JUST POUR SKITTLES IN THAT SHIT HAHA
Dusk: Carmel popcorn and sweet n salty popcorn are the best
Amaranth: none of you are sane.
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attyattlaw · 3 months
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like hiring a horse to dogsit
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superconfusedcoryn · 8 months
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Reverse 'My mom sold me to One Direction'-Fanfic where the Ninja Turtles abandoned me in a cardboard box on the street cause i keep eating their pizza
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trans-axolotl · 7 months
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nothing makes me more insane than the phrase "selling your body" btw. like was i not also selling my body at every other job i've had where i had to be on my feet all day, lifting boxes, working in a warehouse, etc. why is it that sex work is uniquely labeled as "selling your body" while every other job is sorted into another category, no matter how much that job might have a physical impact on your body. lmao.
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puppyeared · 3 days
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id fumble him so bad
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temeyes · 9 months
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ghostsoap but make it into a hs au
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codacheetah · 26 days
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Which one will you vote for?
#codacheetah#my art#isat#in stars and time#isat loop#isat siffrin#isat mdp#isat mal du pays#isat act 6 spoilers#two hat spoilers#vaguely. probably more than vaguely actually#isat au#I GUESS#based on a silly silly conversation.... that's my mal du president.....#somehow. not the first time ive drawn loop about to hit siffrin with the steel chair.#loop as presidential candidate is so important to me by the way. they're like a shitty boy king that eats peasants and has never stepped#outside of the castle in terms of their ''policies''.#they want to build a moat around the white house and make babies illegal and give rats legal rights and abolish taxes as a concept#purely because every time they say some inane shit the vein on siffrin's forehead grows a little larger and they have not been dropped#from the ballot list yet.#the people love them and by that i mean their other options are a scary weird ghost (horrifying) or a progressive (abysmal)#like to be clear im not talking about a president of vaugarde thing im talking about THE U S OF A 🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸#none of these people are eligible to run. none of them would ever want to. too bad.#also. i really just wanted to draw loop in a shitty suit tbh it quells my desire to draw loop as saul goodman.#if anyone in the world is reading these tags ill do it if enabled. but im holding back.#anyways though srry to talk about loop so much my scrunkly my scringus my horrible cat the whole basis for these drawings was a convo on md#but im not an mdp understander i am merely an mdp nation citizen#one of the commoners......#i thought about queueing this but you get it now i know this will be a flop post its ok#this scenario appeals almost entirely to me despite having no substance or basis or progression
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lilas · 4 months
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extremely attracted to him rn
BONUS:
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sirenaex · 2 months
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Dazai: Popcorn is corn that was punished
Dazai: The Salem corn trials
Chuuya: Go the fuck to bed
Dazai: No<3
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Dean: you know I think I’ve actually grown in this relationship to stop hurting others and being an asshole all the time
Sam: you literally elbowed me in the stomach and slapped me across the face in your sleep all while screaming fuck off anytime I told you I needed blankets
Dean: I’m not responsible for sleep Dean he’s an asshole
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tvckerwash · 9 days
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I have a hc that post beating the crap out of his CO but prior to being demoted back to corporal, wash spent like a week as an ODST drill sergeant as a 'punishment' until the higher ups finished their investigation, and that's the only real experience training others he has going into chorus.
so basically, wash tortured tucker and the combined armies of chorus with the brutal training used to root out the people who couldn't make the cut as an ODST, which only makes the scene where the kids jump grif even funnier than it already is.
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pownicmania5000 · 8 months
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HIS ASS IS TIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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