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Deuce: Oh no! Malleus overblotted! What do we do!?
Yuu: Don't worry. I have it handled!
Yuu: *Whips out a guitar* I love you bitch. I ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch.
Ace: THAT'S YOUR SOLUTION?!
Ace: You have got be kidding me!!! Why the FUCK did that work.
Floyd: I didn't know shrimpy could play guitar.
Azul: I hate all of you.
#twst#twisted wonderland#twst yuu#twst incorrect quotes#twst shitpost#ace trappola#gen z!yuu#malleus draconia#deuce spade#floyd leech#azul ashengrotto#ignore the fact that i havent posted since February
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Azul: Do you have any special skills worth mentioning?
Yuu: Well, I've successfully stopped several overblots. Including yours.
Azul: Preferably things we aren't already well aware of.
Yuu: I was able to convince the chatGPT AI that it's my father and made it apologize for abandoning me. Does that count as a special skill?
Azul: You know what, I think we're done here.
Yuu: Sooooo, does that mean I didn't get the job?
#twst#twisted wonderland#twst yuu#twst incorrect quotes#twst shitpost#azul ashengrotto#twst azul#gen z!yuu#Yuu's job interview part 2
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Yuu: So I've been meaning to ask, do you guys have Universal Healthcare here?
Riddle: Yes? Of course we do. Why wouldn't we?
Yuu: And would that by any chance be the case for all of Twisted wonderland?
Riddle: Yes? The great seven were all in agreement of it. Where are these ridiculous questions coming from?
Yuu: So, you're saying that a world ruled by supposed "villains", is more accommodating and empathetic towards its people than my own home; which proclaims itself to be the land of the free?
Riddle: Do you mean to say that this isn't the case in your world?
Yuu: You know, maybe not going back wouldn't be the worst thing. Maybe I can just stop by to get my things, grab my cats, and convince my friends and family to come with me. Crowley might suck but at least I could finally go to the dentist for the first time in years.
#twst#twisted wonderland#twst yuu#twst incorrect quotes#twst shitpost#gen z!yuu#riddle rosehearts#can you tell what country I'm from๐
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Not my usual type of post, but you know what infuriates me? The fact that half of a fandom will mischaracterizes a character as having low alcohol tolerance when said character is CANONICALLY an ALCOHOLIC.
Like just say you don't understand that tolerance increases over time with consumption.
#fandom#this is really just me ranting about people mischaracterizing kaveh#kaveh#i will die on this hill#rant post#might delete later
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Dazai: Popcorn is corn that was punished
Dazai: The Salem corn trials
Chuuya: Go the fuck to bed
Dazai: No<3
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd incorrect quotes#bsd shitpost#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#soukoku#based off an actual conversation i had#bsd chuuya#bsd dazai
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Yuu: Azul, for the last time, you can't tax people for walking on the land around your minecraft house.
Azul: I haven't the slightest clue as to what you're referring to
Yuu: Oh really? Then tell me why I had to forcefully remove Ace from Tsunotarou and I's base because he decided to use it to hide from the "greedy tax man"
Azul: So that's where he was hiding! Uh- I meant, how strange. I can't say I know anything about this "greedy tax man" you're referring to.
Yuu: You have 10 seconds to start running
#twst#twisted wonderland#twst yuu#twst incorrect quotes#twst shitpost#ace trappola#azul ashengrotto#twst minecraft
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The Good Omens experience: season 2 episode 6
The first half: Kicking my feet, blushing, giggling, twirling my hair, smiling
*20 minutes later*
The second half: Watching in either absolute silence or screaming at the TV while having a mental breakdown on the floor with enough tears that Noah should probably consider building another ark
#good omens#good omens season 2#does this count as spoilers?#spoilers#im still having a mental breakdown over the nightingale line#i have so much to say about season 2#ineffable husbands#ineffable bureaucracy
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Malleus: Child of man, what is it you're doing?
Yuu: Oh! Tsunotarou! Perfect timing, you can help me prepare for the full moon tonight!
Malleus: Prepare?
Yuu: Ah, here! Take some incense, you can help me cleanse the dorm!
Malleus: How do you clean with this? Wouldnt a broom be better suited for cleaning?
Yuu: Oh no, it's not that type of cleaning. We're cleansing the dorm of negative energy!
Malleus: Negative energy?
Yuu: Oh right! So you know how my world doesn't have the magic you guys have here?
Malleus: Yes?
Yuu: Well, it does have witchcraft and Magick, which is heavily based on science and energy.
Malleus: Are you saying you can do magic child of man?
Yuu: Well, I do practice witchcraft, so yes I can, it's just not the type of magic you all do. And it means something different to everyone who practices it. So it can get really complex and hard to understand at times.
Malleus: I see. How intriguing.
Yuu: If you want I don't mind talking about it. Of course if you're too busy or not all that interested that's fine! I just thought it'd be nice-
Malleus: I would like that very much.
Yuu: You would? Of course! Well, what would you like to know?
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I WAS JOKING. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CAN NOW ACTUALLY PLAY MUSIC IN THE DORM?!?
Imagine if Yuu made a spotify playlist for each twisted wonderland character with songs on it that called them out on their mental illness and trauma.
Like they could have idia set it up so that it'll automatically start playing on speakers in Ramshackle when said person enters.
Imagine Vil walks into ramshackle and 'Brand New City' by Mitski or 'Young and beautiful' by Lana Del Rey just starts blasting through Bluetooth speakers.
That shit would genuinely be so fucking funny while also being Yuu's half-assed attempt at an overblot prevention measure.
Like the whole thing is definitely petty revenge for all the bullshit they've put Yuu through but it's also Yuu's genuine attempt to get them all to realize they aren't mentally stable and they need to get help.
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imagine yuu becoming famous on the twisted wonderland equivalent of tiktok by just reciting vines, doing tiktok trends, and crying on camera. Meanwhile everyone else is just incredibly shocked and very concerned.
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Yuu: Things in Ramshackle that just make sense!
Yuu: The empty pantry! Crowley once again didnt feel like giving us money for food and told us to make do! The crying corner! The designated corner for all the mental breakdowns I have!
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Ace: Yuu could you put on something else, you're making everyone sad
Yuu: FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S MY MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND I GET TO CHOOSE THE MUSIC
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*Camera pans to Vil and Rook in the distance*
Yuu: These bitches gay, good for them, good for them.
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#twst#twisted wonderland#twst yuu#twst incorrect quotes#twst shitpost#ace trappola#vil schoenheit#rook hunt#vilrook#tiktok/vine yuu
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Minecraft but it's Twisted Wonderland
Imagine the twisted wonderland characters having a minecraft server together.
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Malleus would be the type to just want to build, farm, and live in a cute little cottage that he definitely forced Yuu into living in with him.
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Yuu on the otherhand would be absolutely cracked at the game due to it being their favorite game and also from their world; making them the only one who's played it before.
They would 100% take so much joy in being the one others had to beg for help and assistance from instead of the usual other way around.
They would absolutely fuck with all of them a ton depending on how much that person has pissed them off since they've arrived at night raven college. Like, they would put in the extra effort to try to fuck with Leona and Ace nearly everytime they logged onto the server.
However, they'd also turn around and proceed to give so much special treatment to characters such as Malleus, Ortho, silver, and Riddle.
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Ruggie would absolutely become known as the servers theif and would rob literally everyone except Malleus and Yuu. Like, he tried once and has since been terrified to try again after Yuu vividly threatened him.
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Note: I have so many mini interaction ideas of this concept and these scenarios in my head. So, let me know if you want me to write and post them.
#twst#twisted wonderland#twst shitpost#twst imagines#twst yuu#malleus draconia#riddle rosehearts#ortho shroud#ace trappola#ruggie bucchi#leona kingscholar#minecraft
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If Yuu's world is our own, then based on the fact that night raven college is essentially a highschool, that would make Yuu gen-Z. Think about that for a second.
And then think about the fact that most of Gen-Z is mentally ill and possess a very dark sense of humor that they use as a coping mechanism.
I like to imagine that Yuu would very quickly discover that they can't make the same jokes with their new friends the way they could in their old world. Because instead of joking back, our twst cast all just get extremely concerned. Which absolutely annoys Yuu to no end since that's like 80% of their jokes.
Maybe with enough persistence they could get Malleus to understand their sense of humor and make jokes back.
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Fukuzawa [Pointing at a broken coffee machine]: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Atsushi: ...I did. I broke it.
Fukuzawa: No. No you didn't. Dazai?
Dazai: Don't look at me. Look at Yosano.
Yosano: What?! I didn't break it.
Dazai: Hmm, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Yosano: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Dazai: Suspicious.
Yosano: No it's not!
Ranpo: If it matters, probably not, but Naomi was the last one to use it.
Naomi: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Ranpo: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Naomi: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Ranpo!
Atsushi: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, president.
Fukuzawa: No. Who broke it?
Yosano: President... Kunikida's been awfully quiet.
Kunikida: REALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing.]
Fukuzawa: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd shitpost#bsd incorrect quotes#dazai osamu#yosano akiko#ranpo edogawa#atsushi nakajima#kunikida doppo#naomi tanizaki#fukuzawa yukichi#i have a port mafia version of this too which i also might post
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Imagine if Yuu made a spotify playlist for each twisted wonderland character with songs on it that called them out on their mental illness and trauma.
Like they could have idia set it up so that it'll automatically start playing on speakers in Ramshackle when said person enters.
Imagine Vil walks into ramshackle and 'Brand New City' by Mitski or 'Young and beautiful' by Lana Del Rey just starts blasting through Bluetooth speakers.
That shit would genuinely be so fucking funny while also being Yuu's half-assed attempt at an overblot prevention measure.
Like the whole thing is definitely petty revenge for all the bullshit they've put Yuu through but it's also Yuu's genuine attempt to get them all to realize they aren't mentally stable and they need to get help.
#twst#twisted wonderland#twst imagines#twst yuu#twst shitpost#vil schoenheit#Yuu is like a therapist without the helping you through it part#But they will call you out on your bullshit
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Every Twisted Wonderland character can be associated with at least one Mitski or Phoebe Bridgers song, if not multiple, and I, for one, think that's beautiful.
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Yuu: Do you think corsets have ever lessened the effect of a stab wound?
Ace: Don't you own a corset Yuu?
Yuu: Are you suggesting I stab myself with a corset on for the sake of science?
Ace: What the fuck, NO! It was just a question dude. What the fuck wrong with you?
Yuu: A lot :)
Riddle: Yuu, are you okay?
Yuu: Define "okay"
Riddle: That's not reassuring.
#twst#twisted wonderland#twst incorrect quotes#twst yuu#ace trappola#Based off an actual conversation I had with a friend#If you couldn't guess Yuu was me in the conversation
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This isnt the sort of thing I would usually post but I'm going to talk about it anyway because I love it so much.
I HIGHLY reccomend checking out 'I'm in love with the villainess' if you're interested in isekai or girls love anime.
The show is the anime adaptation of the light novel series and ongoing manga series. Which I've been a fan of since its initial release. It genuinely might be my favorite book series of all time.
So far there are only 3 episodes of the anime out and I can say based of those that it's extremely faithful to the original works.
And don't worry, the series is an actual GL, not just bait. The main character is openly gay and the series actually goes as far as to actually discuss the complexities of sexuality in an extremely progressive and well done way.
Not to mention that the original work is one of the only times I've liked a protagonist so much.
I'm not gonna say much more cause this is getting kinda long but trust me, it is seriously worth checking out. And if you like the anime I suggest checking out the light novel or even just the manga series. The anime only covers a fraction of it and because the anime is only 12 episodes, the parts that are covered aren't able to be as in depth as the original series.
#i'm in love with the villainess#rae taylor#claire francois#girls love#manga#light novel#isekai#anime#10/10 reccomend
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