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Dean: I’m not gay, I’m not bi hell I’m not even straight. I’m brothersexual if it is Sam or looks vaguely like Sam that’s what I want.
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Dean: you know I think I’ve actually grown in this relationship to stop hurting others and being an asshole all the time
Sam: you literally elbowed me in the stomach and slapped me across the face in your sleep all while screaming fuck off anytime I told you I needed blankets
Dean: I’m not responsible for sleep Dean he’s an asshole
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in general i think sam is gayer than dean unless it’s incestuous in which case dean is far gayer
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Dean: do I know what I’m doing? No. But that’s a problem for everyone else
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I got logged out of this account for over a year. But don’t worry I sold my soul to a demon to retrieve the password from the pits of hell. Hi
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Street interviewer:would you rather live in a world without pie or without your brother
Dean: a secret third option where I die in his arms and use the last of my strength to fork pie into my mouth
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Dean: go eat Sammy
Sam: okay well spread those legs then
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Dean: don’t tell me what to do
Sam: suck my dick
Dean: okay do tell me what to do
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Sam: so I think I like Dean
Sam: I’m going to leave the country
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John: okay and the last thing we need is the blood of a virgin *looks at Sam*
Teen Sam: what I Im not a virgin
John: how are you not a virgin
Teen Dean: *smirking*
John: please don’t tell me it was your brother
Sam and Dean: *both silently*
John: *realizng he’s to blame*
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Dean: BITE ME
Sam: *pulls dean close and starts sucking on his neck*
Dean: not what I meant but keep going
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Dean: we were just…
Sam: working on a cases
Dean: yeah working on two different cases… independently of course
Charlie: you guys work on cases without clothes on?
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Cas: is that whiskey
Dean: yeah
Cas: straight?
Dean: No bisexual
Sam: the whiskey not you
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Dean: *grabbing Sam by the shirt* SAY YOURE SORRY
Sam: IM SORRY
Dean: what are you sorry for?!
Sam: *sobbing* FOR SAYINF YOURE AGGRESSIVE
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After months I’m back here’s to save some time I already know I got really into ST and my hyper fixation went I also started a ST incorrect quotes (proincorrectstrangerthings) blog too soplan to use both
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Dean: maybe you should wear less black
Crowley: maybe you should breathe less air
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Dean: we both know I’m gonna end up creating some level of violent situation
Sam: just try to not get arrest this time
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