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#incorrect dean winchester quotes
super-incorrect · 5 months
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Y/n - Oh shit. I fucked up.
Dean, narrating - Y/n said, in a surprised voice for some reason.
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Dean: I’m not gay, I’m not bi hell I’m not even straight. I’m brothersexual if it is Sam or looks vaguely like Sam that’s what I want.
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spn-lesbian · 10 months
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Dean: yeah, maybe I don't get "a healthy amount of sleep," but can other people do this?
Dean: *stands up and immediately falls down*
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(Dean being my fave stupid old man)
Sam: I am at a loss for words.
Dean: *in his head* Despite being at a loss for words Sam yelled at me for the next 45 mins..... And cas joined in.
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Cas: Dean's chapstick tastes really good
Sam: You two finally kissed?
Dean: No, he ate it
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jonasdirection101 · 4 months
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Jack: “DAAAAAAAAAAAAD, Claire is being mean to me!”
Castiel: “If you continue doing that, Claire, you won't have ice-cream as dessert.”
Dean: “But we still love you.”
Castiel, looking at Dean: “Why do you say that everytime I'm scolding one of them?”
Dean: “I'm…”
Castiel: “Don't answer! You're going to say something sad. Then I'll feel bad for you and then I'll want to kill your dad.”
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spn-incorrect-quotes · 6 months
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Dean: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Y/n: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Dean: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Y/n: But I heard a siren.
Castiel: That was Sam.
Sam: Sorry, I got nervous.
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morganaconda · 2 months
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mischieviem · 4 months
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Y/N: Can I have more some candy, De?
Dean: What did Sam say?
Y/N: He said no
Dean: Then why would I say yes?
Y/N: Cause he’s not the boss of you
Dean: *internally* It’s a trap, it’s a trap, it’s a-
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super-incorrect · 6 months
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[Winchester Brothers and Y/n playing truth or dare]
Y/n - Truth or dare?
Dean - Truth
Y/n - I dare you to kiss me.
Dean - Ugh, fine
*Cue Dean kissing Y/n*
Sam - .....
He didn't even pick dare?
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Dean: do I know what I’m doing? No. But that’s a problem for everyone else
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spn-lesbian · 1 year
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Dean: hey everybody! Today my brother called me short so I'm starting a
Kickstarter to put him down
Dean: benefits of killing him would be that I would get called short way less
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onlyafoolformyships · 2 years
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(Dean just staring at cas in the bunker)
Sam: what are you doing, you oaf?
Dean: He's so pretty
Sam: And you're ugly, get back to research.
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what-fandom-again · 1 month
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Sam: let's play a game. It's called "Baby or Cas."
Jack: Whats that?
Sam: I tell you quotes I've heard Dean say, and you tell me if he was talking to the impala or Cas
Dean, rolling his eyes: Ha ha ha, Sam. Very funny
Crowley: Fine, moose. I'll partake in your little "game".
Sam: "If anything happens to you, I'm killing everyone involved and then myself".
Jack:
Dean:
Crowley: Oh dear, this was harder than I thought
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jonasdirection101 · 3 months
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Fake Dean: “I’m the real Dean!”
Dean: “No, I’m the real Dean!”
Castiel: “Which one do we kill?!”
Sam: “There’s only one way to find out.”
Castiel: *Nods*
Sam: “What’s 3 times 9?”
Fake Dean: “27!”
Sam, shooting fake Dean: “Wrong answer.”
Castiel: “3 times 9 is 27!”
Sam: “Yeah, but that wouldn’t have been Deans answer.”
Castiel: “What?”
Sam, pointing at Dean: “That would’ve been Deans answer.”
Dean, glaring at Sam after counting on his fingers before walking away: “You know I failed math, so why you asking me- You know what? I don’t have to explain, I don’t gotta explain anything to you. Get out, get out of my face!”
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