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oh em gee IM AT 244 FOLLOWERS WHAT THE FUCK
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back to the future dash simulator
🪲 mickjaggermarryme24
Is George McFly’s son ok? I just went to one of his book signings and his son was double taking every time he saw the line. Does he not know who his dad is?
❤️ match-made-in-sp4ce
yeah lol Marty goes to my school and he’s always like that. He once blew off an invitation to get milkshakes at the diner after school bc he “couldn’t afford that”. Like honey your dad is a millionaire, you’re not fooling anyone.
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🩷 leia-organas-wife
ok but like, why is Lorraine Baines McFly kinda…
#not to be a lesbian but oh my god #holy fucking shit #not star wars
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🧶 fandom-news85
Apparently renowned Sci-fi author George McFly, is suing Lucasfilms for use of the name Darth Vader in the Star Wars trilogy (1977-1981). The author first coined the name in his first book Warnings from the Stars, published 1975.
#news #george mcfly #star wars #lucasfilms
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🧪 mad-scientist55
Marty is my best friend and is so much better MARTYSWEEP
🪇 dewey-louis
wait, was anyone gonna tell me the account I follow for science theories is IRL friends with George McFly’s 16 year old son???
#thats so random wtf #i thought you were so much older #ive followed you since 73 #so you’ve been on here at least 12 years #how did you two even meet?
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🎸 thisisheavyman
hi!! Im Marty McFly, im new on here. Check out hte new single my band the Pinheads released. It’s available on tape, cd and it’s gonna be on vinyl on March 17.
🌸 jenny-mercury
babe! You’re finally on here!!!
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💪 buff-tannen
incels are so dumb, if nice guys finish last then why am I, the worst guy, not getting any either?
#biff’s ramblings
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#This takes place after the first time travel#I think it’d be funny if George McFly was like REALLY famous#Bttf#back to the future#marty mcfly#george mcfly#lorraine baines#dashboard simulator#biff tannen
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imagine a tumblr simulator set in the velvet goldmine universe lmfao
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🎹 wilderatz Follow
DNI if you still support br*an sl*de after the shooting hoax. what he did was fucking unacceptable and pathetic. the panic and heartbreak on the dashboard that day was absolutely traumatizing. and the fact that it was all for cheap publicity makes it even more despicable. if you HAVE to listen to his records the least you could do is buy them secondhand
#so glad curt never cut that record with him
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i got new boots! seeing the flaming creatures tonight :-) life is good
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👨🏻❤️💋👨🏼 wildemons Follow
sorry but the sladewild narrative is CRAAAAZY. like imagine you start off as a nobody performer and becoming enthralled by this rockstar after he shows up your act and you end up becoming famous by being inspired by his stage presence AND YOU BECOME FAMOUS ENOIGH TO GO TO AMERICA AND MEET THIS GUY AND YOUR LABELS START FABRICATING A RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN U TWO TO GENERATE PUBLICITY FOR YOUR NEW ALBUM BUT THEN YOU ACTUALLY FALL IN LOVE AND HAVE TO KEEP IT A SECRET BUT THEN THE PAPARAZZI FINDS OUT AND YOU HAVE A HUGE FALLING OUT BUT THEN A FEW WEEKS LATER YOURE SPOTTED IN THE CROWD AT THE DEATH TO GLITTER SHOW
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lmfao WHAT are you talking about. swear to god i’m sick of you invasive freaks trying to make things up about real peoples lives. the part about the labels trying to market slade and wild as a couple isn’t even true. yes they were heavily publicized as close friends but they never admitted to being in a relationship. also receipts on brian being at the death to glitter show???? stop spreading false information
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anyways watch out for my new sladewild maxwell demon tour era fic that will be published in my next zine 💋
#my mutual was literally next to him in the crowd.
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🪩 girlboydragdemon
at the Sombrero Club with the glamrocktuals YAYYYY
♻️ 🪩 girlboydragdemon
Hangover.
#we may have made. mistakes. #also we think brian slade’s former manager was in the booth behind us
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♻️ 🎸 balladofmaxwellsemen Follow
WHY ARE WE PITTING THREE BAD BITCHES AGAINST EACH OTHER
♻️🌟 venusinpurrs
better question WHY ARE VENUS IN FURS LOSING GUYS CMON ITS OBVIOUSLY THE RATS
♻️🌟 venusinpurrs
do you people hate dykes
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Anyone else feel like this Tommy stone guy showed up out of nowhere?
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❇️ 20th-cxntury-bxy
Well…. it’s been a fun time on the road with Malcolm & co. (@/theflamingcreatures) but in the months following the hoax and the death to glitter tribute I’ve been feeling more and more inclined to move on. idk. i know there’s still an active tumblr community but in the real life scene it feels like everyone’s just…. given up. I’ll be starting a new job soon and won’t have a lot of time to post. Might delete this blog in the near future. remember to support local shows and keep being yourself
#a.journal
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word on the street is that mandy slade divorced brian???? lmao get his ass
♻️👨🎤 lipstickkissedelbowglove
[#finally i have a chance with her]
you’re funny if you think any of us on this site have an inkling of a chance with her
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Just found this on the sidewalk. does anyone know what it is?
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things about the books that make me laugh #244:
Sometimes I think about the lengths Colin specifically went in order to ensure Penelope wouldn't back out of marrying him. I mean Anthony and Ben had the marriage practically guaranteed because of happy coincidences, for Kate it was ' marry me or your reputation is ruined and Edwina and Mary will end up shunned by the ton and destitute' Ben was even easier because his incentive was literally ' Marry me or stay in jail and most likely get executed for stealing from a countess'
But Colin. This smart guy knew that Penelope was not obligated to marry him and went out of his way to close off any means to escape she had ON PURPOSE
Like just for kicks I want an au of Penelope actually trying to back down from marrying Colin and he keeps blocking her attempts to escape his marital shackles in the most absurd and smart ways possible.
' Colin I'm breaking up with you '
' Go explain that to all the Featheringtons that literally saw me get on one knee, do it, I dare you'
'Colin I'm not marrying you '
' You totally are, because I declared my love for you very publicly at a ball and let out your biggest secret in the process, wouldn't want angry aristocrats to come after you for breaking my heart would we Lady Whistledown?'
'Colin this time it's final, I'm leaving you'
' No you're not, because I already told our moms that you're pregnant and they're speeding up the wedding'
' Colin I...'
'Trying to escape to another country? Jokes on you, because I've been having you followed since we got engaged '
Colin gives off that kind of unhinged energy that just keeps escalating. We're all lucky Penelope said yes when she did, otherwise Colin would have taken his 'My Wife!' energy to a whole new level
#bridgerton#polin#colin bridgerton#he's insane I just can't prove it#penelope fetherington#Penelope loves him but she knows!! she knows!!
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Ghost of fries and hero of cookies final part
All work words count: 14 643
Words in this part: 244
Summary of whole work: Duke wasn't expecting to wake up from his quick rooftop nap to some meta kid with fries. He also wasn't expecting kid to stay
Or
Danny asked Dani to stay safe while she was in Gotham. Where would she be safer than under the wing of local hero? And he looked like he needed bad day combo anyway
This part summary: What happened to Dani (author needs a certificate for being little shit)
Beta read by @audhumla-sailor though English is second language for both of us, so proceed with this in mind. I also know all of the charaters through fics alone, so probably ooc. Stay catious if it's something you don't like
First part, Previous part
Dani packed her stuff as soon as she got back from patrol. While doing it, she called Tuck and Sam to coordinate travel plan with them and to make sure she heard where and when correctly. Danny’s birthday were coming, an alien’s autograph would be a good present. Unfortunately she wouldn’t have time to get any of his merch on her way so the sky map she printed in Gotham’s Public Library would have to make it. Because of Sam’s demand she stocked herself in protein bars, other high calorie snacks and tons of drinks. Guy at the register looked disturbed but correctly guessed it wasn’t his business. Thanks for physics meets magic mess that made her backpack lighter. It worked like thermos in a way, though she didn’t even try to understand it.
This flight was going to be challenge not only to her speed but also, mostly, her stamina.
Ancients let her survive.
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Turns out, phones couldn’t survive falling from over a hundred feet at around 60 miles per hour. Well she had all important numbers (Jazz, Val, Tuck, Sam non- and yes-emergency Danny) on paper phased inside her hip. From Sam’s money she could buy one in Los Angeles and explain the change of number then. She would have to come up with an excuse though.
She wasn’t going to admit she got distracted and bumped into a bunch of pigeons, got startled and dropped her phone like a silly child.
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I know I could and should post it with previous part but I wanted to build the tension.
Batfam: We will finally meet our almost niece!
Dani: Oh, look, plot convienient reason to leave city fast!
Dani was setting up most intense and insane work-out playlist known to mankind to get her through her journey when she bumped with these pigeons face first
Starting notes are longer than this part.
Shit, I really should put it with previous part but the tension and potential for drama aaaa I couldn't resist
and @audhumla-sailor is an enabler
Tag list: @pickleking8 @mynameisnotlaura
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dc x dp#dp x dc#dani hangs out with duke#signal got new sidekick and he cares about her deeply#As much as i didn't know what i was doing while writing this#(joker goons bit was written last)#(name announcement was somewhen along or after steph learning about dani)#(training talk came around also then or a bit later during writing of Batfam confrontation)#this was supposed to happen from the start#just not fully socialized Dani forgetting that saying goodbye is a thing and leaving without the word#for some completely safe mundane reason#while all the friends she made and people associated with them are freaking out#because she literally disappeared#wanished without a word#wandixx writes#ghost of fries and hero of cookies#have a nice day dear stranger who got to this part
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Rin's confession scene and its rough timing
"the friend who liked her just died and THAT'S when she decided to confess to another guy?" that's what I heard about this scene. is it really this selfish? what's the point of her confessing right then? well, let's see
contents | the scene itself · lost in translation · prerequisites
CH. 244. First version.
to begin with, I looked at the original scan, and it turns out that both English translations distort the essence. I also don't know Japanese and I will talk about it really shallowly.
why did I mention both translations? here's another one.
I'll give this one as a better example and later will summarise the translation thing in general.
The scene itself
Obito is dead. Kakashi and Rin have just said goodbye to him forever (yeah, the irony) and are in the middle of a battle with Iwagakure ninjas, who are much stronger. that's Kakashi and Rin's conflict I'm going to talk about.
so, Kakashi is not even considering the option that Rin will fight now, he is so set up for the idea of protecting her that this is the only attitude for him now, and it is not surprising for a child who has just lost a friend in battle. the same description can be applied to Rin. she also just lost a friend and is as afraid that she might lose another one. when Kakashi tells her to leave, she objects because she wants to protect him the same way he's protecting her now, and the same way Obito protected both of them (what a bunch of self-sacrificers). this is actually the central theme of their conflict.
so the first component of their conflict is Rin's care for Kakashi, from which the second component comes out — Rin's confession of her feelings for Kakashi. why so?
Lost in translation
now let's linger on the original, and see what was really meant there.
CH. 244 Page 13
Rough translation (tell me if I messed it up)
Kakashi: Obito liked you... he liked you so much... you were important to him. that's why I'll risk my life to save it.
Rin: if that's the case! Kakashi... my feelings—
okay, how exactly is their dialogue built? Kakashi says about Obito's feelings for Rin and emphasizes that he is ready to risk his life to protect what was very important to Obito (saving Rin) in tribute to the dead comrade.
in response, Rin uses the word "nara" [ なら ] [second picture, frame on the left], which means "then, in that case, if". thus she makes a link with Kakashi's remark, which means that Rin intends to continue the meaning of what the boy said with his phrase.
the thing is, Kakashi's phrase contains two thoughts:
Obito, who just died in the fight, did it because he loved you very much and wanted for you to be safe.
I respect that and I want to fulfill his wish by protecting you. that's why you should go away.
Kakashi focuses on the second thought, while Rin focuses on the first one. this is where they have a conflict, they understood the meaning of what was said in different ways. or they choose what they wanted to hear.
Rin focuses on the first thought because with the second one Kakashi decided everything for her — after what happened. she needs to find an argument for why exactly she can stay and protect Kakashi, and this argument has already been said by Kakashi in relation to Obito, so why wouldn't he understand her in this?
what she intended to say can be read as follows: "since you understand Obito's position, you should understand why I don't want to leave you. the way I was dear to Obito, you are dear to me. and that's why I'm not leaving the battlefield."
her confession here is so hasty, forced, she needs to say it to explain her intentions. there's no selfishness actually and I think she didn't even wanted to tell this to him in such way, because she does it really cautiously, just enough to explain and not shout "I LOVE YOU", as Hinata did, for example. so, she just had to.
why is this "my feelings" phrase a declaration of love to him, and not something else? after all, feelings can be about a lot in such a context, and we are not given a direct lead, are we?
Kakashi: I... I was once... the scum that would abandon you...
after Rin's words, Kakashi doesn't talk about anything but himself. he says that he has already let Rin down once, as if showing her that he is not worthy of Rin feeling for him anything comparable to what he mentioned before. we can also see that he is hesitating a bit, trying to find what to say, as if Rin's words were unexpected (but not traumatizing) for him anyways. however, he obviously interrupts her, that is, he does not want to hear the full phrase, again for the reason above.
Prerequisites
a couple of additional "why then" reasons.
Rin was being kidnapped, and she probably blamed herself for it. due to her abduction, kkobkk opened a side quest to rescue her, which led to the site of their last battle together (cave) and the enemy's trap (collapse). and the conflict scene with Kakashi takes place right after. can you imagine how it feels to feel guilty about everything that happened and find yourself in a situation where the best thing you can do is not get in the way? Rin's tears here, as well as her desire to help Kakashi after everything, are really justified, and I feel very sorry for the poor girl.
CH. 239
and even while being kidnapped, Rin protected Kakashi and Obito in her own way. before the mission, she gave Kakashi a first aid kit, which helped a lot when he was injured.
well, what am I all about. this is not a random moment for confession, and you should not blame Rin for allegedly not respecting Obito's feelings. she? didn't respect Obito's feelings? can you hear yourself? she's the last person you can say that about. I love her. be nice to the cutie.
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Oooh, wait, wait, wait. I just remembered something!! Hold up!!
Sukuna has multiple techniques in his arsenal and you know what? Now that in 250, Yuta had copied his Dismantle technique... I don't think that technique was ever meant to be used by Yuji.
[PART 2 OF THIS POST HERE!]
Remember way back when Satoru told Yuji that he could be able to use Sukuna's technique but not at that time (chapter 12)? He wasn't precise about that since at that time, Satoru didn't actually witness Sukuna use his technique(s). So he couldn't actually know what technique Yuji could use.
Story wise, I think that was a key detail that may should have been kept in mind. Because if Gege intended for Yuji to use Dismantle and/or Cleave, possibly Satoru could have just outright named the technique and later on, I don't think Gege would have had Yuta use those techniques. (It's fitting that the guy with the sword would use a cutting technique.)
Adding to that, Dismantle and Cleave are brought up way too often. If Gege was gonna have Yuji use a technique, it would be a technique that is a surprise. Come on, Gege is all for the surprises. I doubt Gege would be like "Oh, yeah, Yuji can use Dismantle now." We would have seen that coming.
What if, hear me out, what if the technique Yuji was meant to use was a soul related one? The one he will be using to separate Megumi from Sukuna? And that technique happened to be Sukuna's?
I know it makes no sense probably, but let me ramble.
As mentioned Sukuna has multiple techniques. Dismantle and cleave, that Flame Arrow thing, etc. We know he's even capable of using other techniques of the bodies he possesses because he later uses Megumi's Ten Shadows.
So could it be possible that he also had one involving the soul?
Because how in the hell did he even figure out that Yuji was going to try to separate Megumi's soul from him?
Back in 244, remember how shook Sukuna was when Yuji did this?
That is a look of bewilderment. It's like he knew that feeling from before. Fast forward to 249, he stated this!
Yuji or anyone didn't say anything about doing that. But Sukuna, being that he is Sukuna (he's not a dumb guy) figured it out. And what if he figured it out because he recognized a technique that he may have used before?
Also, it just seems fitting that Yuji would end up with a soul technique. His soul was untouchable by Mahito because Sukuna possessed his body. Speaking of, Mahito was one of his biggest enemies and his technique involved the soul. As commented by Sukuna, Yuji has an unbreakable soul/ideal.
#that's all i had to say#just a thought just a guess i could be wrong#just kiya's thoughts#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk manga spoilers#jjk spoilers#jjk 12#jjk 244#jjk 249#jjk 250#sukuna#sukuna ryomen#ryomen sukuna#sukuna ryoumen#ryoumen sukuna#itadori yuuji#itadori yuji#yuji itadori#yuuji itadori
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Thought #244
"You're such a bitch." Villain screamed at Hero.
She rolled her eyes and punched him in his stomach. "Don't talk during a fight. Your voice is grating."
Villain huffed and grabbed her wrist. He pulled her close and glared at her.
"You smell. When was the last time you actually used deodorant?"
She glared at him. "Oh now you think you can..."
"Would you two just kiss already." Sidekick yelled. "I'm sick of watching you guys dance around pretending to hate each other." They threw up their hands. "I'm going home to feed my dogs."
Hero and Villain looked at each other.
Villain let go of Hero and stepped away. "So... so do you want to go get food."
#hero#hero and villain prompt#hero prompts#hero x villain#hero/villain#villain prompts#villain#villian prompts#writeblr#writing prompt#dialogue prompts#story prompt#writing#random thoughts#thoughts#prompt#short prompt#female writers
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Okay. Let's talk, QSMPblr, because I want to talk.
The Brazilian side of this fandom is actually insane. If nobody else has said it yet (which I highly doubt, but I'll put it out there anyway), then I will.
You guys are some of the smartest, most die-hard, committed fans I've met. And you're insanely positive, which might seem like a weird thing to say, but I feel like I've seen it anyway. On that note.
I've talked about this fanfiction in the past, so if you saw that post, you'll know what I'm getting into here. But I want to delve into this a bit more.
'The Reason' by Nan_Yelo is the most kudosed work of fanfiction in Brazilian Portuguese, period. It is in a fandom that has only existed since March of 2023, up against the translated version of the most kudosed fanfiction on AO3 (All the Young Dudes by MsKingBean89 translated into All the Young Dudes by wolfuckingstar) and multiple other fandoms and fanfictions that have existed far, far longer. Every time I find the fanfic again, I am continuously flabbergasted that it got to where it was.
However, its placement in kudos is not its only astonishing accomplishment. I've talked about it's kudos. I've lamented and waxed poetry about its kudos until the night turned to day and I reached my mental QSMP limit (which is astonishingly high, might I say). But the kudos are not the only place where 'The Reason' has done astonishingly well.
Clocking in 88,844 words, 128 comments (including one of my own, awkwardly gushing about the fanfiction in English because my Portuguese can let me say the word 'cheese' and 'I don't speak Portuguese, sorry'), 143 bookmarks, 35,035 hits, and probably most notably, 1,628 kudos, 'The Reason' is honestly a record-breaking fanfiction in more ways than one.
It is about a fandom that has only existed since March of 2023, and about a duo that really only came around in April of that same year.
It is the tenth most kudosed fanfiction under the QSMP tag, which I think is actually insane. Officially, the QSMP has thirty-four streamers displayed on its members page, plus Quackity's Spanish channel and the straight up QSMP streaming account. Of this five are Brazilian. Slightly more than 1/7th of the total streamers. One former member was also Brazilian, so adding them into the mix would bump that number up to 6/35, or a bit more than 17%. Not half, not a quarter, not even a fifth of the total number of streamers.
And despite this fact, in spite of this fact, fanfiction about the Brazilian members of the QSMP has been some of the most popular in the fandom.
That out of the way, not only is 'The Reason' the most kudosed Brazilian Portuguese fanfiction, it is also the most kudosed Portuguese fanfiction period.
Compare it to the most kudosed European Portuguese fanfiction available to a user logged in on AO3, 'E Depois do Adeus (And After Goodbye)' by Palacios_Modernos.
244 kudos, and the most kudosed European Portuguese fanfiction. Then look at 'The Reason'. 1,628, meaning that 'The Reason' is the singular most kudosed fanfiction in any type of Portuguese published on AO3. (I have checked Uncategorized Constructed Languages and the other language tabs for any other registered types of Portuguese, and none exist, meaning that European Portuguese and Brazilian Portuguese are the only two out there to look at).
It is the second most bookmarked fanfiction in Brazilian Portuguese, at 143 bookmarks, which is only 15 below the most bookmarked fanfiction in Brazilian Portuguese (Rainha de Sothoryos by MarVermelho), which has has less than half the kudos and 10,000 less hits.
Comparing these two fanfictions to the most bookmarked fanfiction in European Portuguese, which clocks in at 33, this can also claim its title as the second most bookmarked fanfiction in Portuguese period.
And when it comes to hits, 'The Reason' clocks in at fourth out of all Portuguese fanfiction available to a user signed into AO3.
This fanfiction is six months old, part of a fandom that has been around since March of 2023, up against three fanfictions from Harry Potter, a franchise that has been around for decades (yeah, I'm going there, I'll make everyone feel old if I feel like it). And it is genuinely record breaking in every definition of the word.
Is this post long as fuck? Yes. Is it entirely deserved? Absolutely.
Go read it, because 'The Reason' is actually insane. It has been fully translated into English and partially translated into Spanish as of February 19th, 2023, and it's honestly beautiful.
#ao3#guapoduo#qsmp#qsmp fanfiction#qsmp brasil#qsmp positivity#ig#y'all are insane#and I love you for it but holy FUCK this fic is mindboggling#you guys can double check if you don't believe me#search > works#select the language as Português brasileiro#and sort by 'kudos' and 'descending'#long post#archive of our own#fanfiction#analysis#qsmp analysis#sort of
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Tcf part 2 cahpter 244
And there was another person, like Cale, who was twitching his shoulders.
It was Archie, the whale beastman.
He was waiting in the tent in the rear, and every time he heard a loud noise that shook the ground, his pupils were shaking aimlessly.
"What's the matter?"
A sword master. Because of the attack on the whale people, she and Archie had an uncomfortable relationship, so she couldn't say a word even when they were alone, but Archie's eyes shook as if there had been an earthquake, to the point where she said a word.
Coo!
The moment the ground trembled once again was heard in the distance, Archie unconsciously opened his mouth to answer a question.
“...She's angry.”
"What?"
“...When I was young.”
Cold sweat formed on Archie’s forehead.
“Well, you know that our village is on ice, right? There-"
Normally, he wouldn't say a word to Hana, but today he spoke to me comfortably without me even realizing it.
“Anyway, there was a piece of trash in that whale tribe too? That guy, was abusive to a penguin beastman.”
The penguin beast stayed with the whale tribe and helped them a lot with their work.
“Witira saw that-”
Thud!
The ground shook again.
"Ugh."
Archie sighed involuntarily and wiped away the cold sweat.
Then he continued.
“Anyway, Witira went to catch that bastard?”
"And?"
“That bastard ran away and just turned into a whale and jumped into the sea?”
"So?"
"Witira caught that whale and-"
After seeing that scene, Archie decided never to attack Witira.
“And then, Witira lifted the whole whale up and smashed it to the ground.”
"......"
Not Archie having a full on ptsd flashback🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He was literally screaming "WE NEED PASETON!! HE USUALLY CALMS HER DOWN! SHIT PASETON IS BACK IN ROAN DAMN IT WE'RE FUCKED!!!"
Truly what he witnessed that day has done irreversible trauma to the poor taxi man🤣
#tcf#trash of the count's family#lcf#lout of the count’s family#tcf novel#tcf part 2#laws of hunting#tcf witira#tcf archie#tcf hannah#cale henituse
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harrystylesera i found her account! it’s private though. she follows five people — ot5 because im delusional —
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harryfan34 she’s pretty
harryfan21 she’s married with a kid. so we know she’s not dating harry
holivanews harry is dating o. it’s pretty obvious this girl is just a friend
| harryvharry friends don’t kiss the back of your hand
harrystyles4evs she’s really pretty! i know her profile says she’s married but i hope she just hasn’t updated her profile in a while. they’d be so cute
activismworld first, this is a total invasion of her privacy. second have you guys been living under a rock?! her father is richard y/l/n and her mother was a huge activist in the 70s. she’s an activist herself. she literally has a political science degree and she’s also a lawyer herself. seriously educate yourselves
| harryfan04 girl, it’s not that serious. clearly we’re just curious about who she is. how were we to know she’s a politician?
| activismworld you missed the whole point. she’s a private person. it’s bad enough the fucking paps invaded their privacy. now your fan base is doing it as well. grow tf up!
harryfan60 i hope the rumors aren’t true. i don’t want harry to be labeled as a homewrecker
#harry styles x black!reader#harry styles x reader#harry styles fake ig#harry styles x fem!reader#harry styles x y/n#harry styles imagine#harry styles#harry styles x you
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Can I have “I can’t sleep, can I sleep here?” with Merlin? Soft cuddles with baby boy in his tiny af bed. Thank you!!!
Sure! Hope you enjoy!💖
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Sleepless Nights and Magical Moments
You can't sleep and end up going to Merlin. He has just the cure for you.
#244 “I can’t sleep, can I sleep here?”
It was one of those nights that everything seemed to make you on edge. The creaking of the house, the sounds of people outside through the open windows, and the occasional blowing of wind caused your mind to be wide awake.
You were staying with Gaius in Camelot, training under him as a physician like Merlin. However, aforementioned man was here before you, so he got the room and tiny bed all to himself. Which you would rather prefer right now because the proximity you had to the front door was starting to freak you out.
Not to mention, Gauis made you read a book on venomous creatures before bed, not all of them appealing to look at.
So, needless to say, you needed some comfort and a distraction. You needed it right now.
"Merlin? Are you awake?" Your voice was hushed as you knocked on the door to his room. A few moments passed by before it opened with a slight squeak.
You were greeted with a tired-looking Merlin, with hair every which way.
"I am now...what's wrong?" He asked while rubbing at his eye with the sleeve of his shirt. You looked back to make sure Gauis was still asleep before looking back at him.
“I can’t sleep, can I sleep here?” You said shyly, pulling at your own clothes. Normally, it wouldn't be that big of a deal, but you guys sort of had a thing going. It was undefined, but more than friends was definitely part of the deal.
Still, he went red in the face, looking from you to back at his tiny bed.
"I think I can make space." Merlin said with that typical smile and little laugh. You thanked him as he moved to allow you into his room.
The transition happened quickly with him climbing back into bed so you could curl up with him. His bed was tiny, barely room for him. So, you were practically on top of Merlin as he had an arm around your shoulders to keep you from falling. Both of you were hesitant and shy, and you could hear how fast his heart was beating as your head lay on his chest just below his chin.
"So...you had a nightmare?" He asked, and you could feel his gentle breath on the top of your head when he spook.
You shuffled a little closer to him, feeling yourself sliding.
"Sort of. I just couldn't sleep...just felt on edge." You tried to explain, moving your hand to his chest as well. Merlin shifted slightly to give you more room.
"It's okay...I'm just fine where I am." You said to him, face red.
"Oh...I'm glad." Merlin stuttered with his words, but he eventually was able to express that he was happy to have you so close to him. In fact, the gentle cuddles he was getting here was something he didn't know he needed.
"Are you feeling better?" Merlin asked, wondering if you'd be able to sleep now.
"Here with you? I think I'll be just fine." You told him before burying your head in the crook of his neck. The poor boy stopped breathing for a second, but your words gave confidence.
His hand soon found your back and he rubbed it gently. For some reason, there was a warmth emanating from it that lulled you to sleep.
It was magical.
You soon found yourself falling asleep in the crook of his embrace. That tiny bed holding you both throughout the night as Merlin himself found peace from your presence. You may not know it now, but he helped you more than ever.
When morning came, Merlin was glad to see that his magic gave you a nightmare free night.
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Ice Creams of Divorce
Characters: Bdubs, Cleo, Scar, Etho
Wc: 920
Written for @flashfictionfridayofficial prompt 244, “Critical Ice Cream”
Ao3: Here!
“Mhmm,” Bdubs exaggerated delight with a mouthful of ice cream. “Delicious, right Cleo?”
Cleo didn’t respond. Bdubs turned to his left and they were glaring daggers at Etho from across the table. Etho, on his part, was bent towards the table trying to bring the ice cream to his face, but every time he moved the spoon closer, Cleo’s face hardened.
“Mom,” he whined. “The ice cream’s good, right?”
Cleo glanced at Bdubs and let out a small smile. “Of course, Bdubs.” Then looked back at the odd one out and continued frowning.
“Yes, Bdubs,” Scar said, across the table with his mouth full. “The ice cream is delicious. But it would be even better without Mister Deadbeat over there.”
“Come on, guys! He’s trying to reach out! Right dad?” Etho tried to speak but Bdubs continued. “Look! He’s here!”
“Yes, Bdubs, and that’s exactly the problem.”
“But! You guys were all in for the idea of inviting him! And it was all VERY civil during the meal! No one clawed the other’s eyes out! It makes no sense!”
“Oh, that was before dessert.” Scar said nonchalantly and Cleo nodded firmly, like that made any sense.
“So what!”
“I…” Etho spoke up, and all the eyes turned to him. He gulped, audibly. “I think I should probably… get going now.”
“What! No, dad!”
“Oh?” Cleo raised an eyebrow and crossed her arms. “Is your little friend group calling? Asking when you’ll stop ‘babysitting’?”
Bdubs gasped. “Oh, don’t you speak of TIES like that! They’re great people, I’ll have you know!”
Cleo and Scar looked at him and then at each other. He couldn’t read their minds but he didn’t like whatever was happening, no siree!
“Right… Scar, could you and Bdubs go for a walk?” they said, eyes never leaving Etho.
“Gladly!” Scar said, pushing his chair back. A crash followed. Scar looked down and pouted. “Awe, my cane, not again.”
Bdubs wanted to say ‘told you so’ but he didn’t think it would be the best idea.
Still, he muttered, “Told you not to hook it on the chair.”
Scar was close enough to hear him, but he clearly ignored it. Or maybe he was just too focused on trying to get his cane from the floor that he didn’t listen. He was like that.
He should help him get it.
At once, it hit Bdubs. “Wait, no!” Eyes on him again. He corrected his tone. “What about we don’t go?”
Bdubs could probably count the amount of hairs on Cleo that turned gray in the length of the conversation.
“Pray tell, why would you not?”
“Because you would kill him and he couldn’t defend himself! No offense Etho.”
“None taken, sadly.” His voice grew sad. “I’ve already been called washed up and past my prime—”
“That’s a lie!”
“—Cleo would kill me instantly. I’ve accepted it.”
“Look at what you did!” Bdubs said to his mom. “The comment still hurts him!”
“I never said he was washed up! Everyone else said that but me!” They tried to defend themself but the cards weren’t in their favor.
“Clockers! Etho!” Scar said suddenly. He was already standing, cane in hand. When did he pick it up? “We’re getting too off-topic now! Come on, Bdubs.”
“Nuh-uh, I’m not going anywhere.”
“Bdubs…” Scar said with a threatening voice.
“I wanna hear what mom’s gonna say.”
Cleo sighed. “Take a seat Scar. Finish your ice creams.”
Bdubs had completely forgotten about it, and by the looks of it, so had Scar. Both scoops had already half-melted.
“Look, Etho… I hate putting the children in the middle of this—”
Bdubs wanted to retort that he wasn’t a child. So he did. They all ignored him.
“But if you want to be present in their lives, we could strike up an arrangement. Won’t suddenly drop Bdubs on you nor will you visit unannounced. You could call ahead and decide when to see them. That could be a thing. Nothing’s stopping you.
“If, however,” she continued, “you’re gonna be an absent father, could you be at least absent?”
The room grew dead silent.
Then, cackling.
“Oh my god.” Scar said as he laughed.
A puff of air escaped Bdubs. Then, he felt something start to rise to his throat, stuck there for a second.
And it escaped.
Bdubs laughed.
His eyes closed and he didn’t hear his parents join in, but their exhales felt less tense now. Almost fond.
After a bit, they stopped laughing. The air was silent, but no longer thick. Bdubs looked at his dad.
Etho breathed, then said, “Yeah I would… I think I would like that. The first thing. If Scar doesn’t mind. I know he hates me.”
“And that won’t change any time soon,” Scar said like a reminder. “But whatever makes Bdubs happy. Just remember, you mess with one of us, you mess with all, Mister Slab. Clockers stay together above it all. Remember that.”
Etho nodded firmly. “I will.”
“Oh, one more thing,” Cleo said. “You can’t take Bdubs to your crew of friends. I don’t trust they’re good role models for him.”
“Mom!”
Etho hummed. “You know, yeah, I see what you mean.”
“WHAT.”
“We’re a bit rowdy,” he added thoughtfully.
Cleo groaned. “Don’t ever say that again or I’ll rescind the invitation.” They rested their arms on the table. “So, are we on the same page?”
Etho looked at Bdubs, then at Scar. Then, back at Cleo. And with determination in his voice, “Yes. We are.”
#fff244#trafficfic#limited life#trafficblr#the clockers#bdoubleo100#gtwscar#zombiecleo#ethoslab#my writing
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TAEHUN WITH A BEAUTY NEWTUBER S/O AND THEY DO THAT VID WHERE TAEHUN DOES HIS S/O’S MAKEUP
Is this a sneaky Jinho/244 x Taehoon ask? Whew what a rarepair. Just joking (I think?). Thanks for the ask anon. Here's our favourite menace!
Gather round folks, simping hour for Taehoon has arrived once again!
Seong Taehoon x Reader: Boyfriend does my makeup
Snapper was the one who had the bright idea for Taehoon to appear on your channel. A way to up the subscribers, he figured. The idea did have legs.
But how did a beauty channel gel with a Taekwondo expert? Snapper should have really quit while he was ahead.
"You can do his makeup!"
Fortunately for him, you had made yourself comfortable in Taehoon's lap, and all Taehoon could throw his way was a glare and not a kick... although you could feel his leg twitch.
Hiding behind the sofa, Snapper corrects himself, "I-I mean Taehoon does your makeup!"
.
.
Your start your livestream, giving your audience the usual intro with Taehoon seated next to you. The comments start to roll in:
🧡: OMG TAEHOON IS HERE!
💚: Taehoon pls start your channel up again so I can look at you <3333
💙: Aww the way Taehoon looks at Y/N!
🖤: kick me taehoon
Taehoon scans the chat as you double check your make-up products, hearing your boyfriend tease "what have you all missed me?"
🧡: YESSSSS
💜: yes so much
🖤: show me your feet
"Such perverts," he smirks into the camera and you hear the pings come in more frantically.
🧡: OMG hes so hot
💚: what a pretty boy
🤍: guys i dont see it
💜: HE LOVES THAT WE SIMP FOR HIM
Right, showtime... and you should really stop Taehoon derailing and turning this into a full on simping hour, considering his confidence and ego is inflated enough.
You clap your hands once, "Okay guys! Let's get started!"
.
.
Whose idea was this again? Who's simping for whom?
From the moment Taehoon gently grasped your chin, tentatively examining your face, applying concealer delicately with his fingers... You lose all ability of coherent speech.
Only out of habit, you manage to autopilot mumbling a poor excuse of a commentary. Having him this close, his breath fanning your face - his presence becomes all consuming. You don't even hear the incoming messages from your followers, growing berserk from how private this suddenly feels.
Your entire field of vision and thoughts just narrows in to Taehoon and the way he touches you.
Seeing the faintest splash of freckles on his cheeks
The little wrinkle from furrowed brows as he concentrates.
How his lips purse slightly as he works in various products.
When his tongue darts out to wet his lips during particular moments of focus.
The way he occasionally meets your eyes from under his long pretty lashes.
The tenderness with which his fingers graze your skin.
The closeness of your bodies, within touching distance, but having to stop yourself from reach out.
How your rogue of a boyfriend's complete attention is on you (and has been for as long as you can remember).
You couldn't hold back the way your breath catches from the intimacy of it all.
...And that's when you also notice Taehoon's antagonising and smug smile, knowing exactly what this is doing to you.
#taehoon seong#taehoon x reader#viral hit#viral hit manhwa#viral hit x reader#viral hit webtoon#viral hit headcanons#how to fight#how to fight manhwa#how to fight webtoon#how to fight headcanons#seong taehoon x reader#seong taehoon#seong taehun#seong taehun x reader#taehun seong#taehun seong x reader#wannaeatramyeon
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marauders incorrect quotes pt 244
James: watching their house burn down
James:
James: starts filming Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.
Lily: JAMES WHAT DID YOU DO
James: Nothing, love!
Lily: JAMES THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE
James: no it's not!
#marauders#marauders era#dead gay wizards#the marauders#marauders incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#the marauders era#the marauders fandom#hp marauders#marauders harry potter#james potter#lily evans#jily#flowerpott#lily x james#james x lily#james potter x lily evans#lily evans x james potter
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HELLOOOOOOOOO I FUCKING LOVE YOU WRITING and I was wondering if you could get more in drunk SKZ
Heyyyyy, thank you so much for the support, I’m glad you're enjoying my writing. Now to the long-awaited request.
Pairing: ot8 x Gn!reader
Genre: Fluff, established relationship
Content: SFW
Word Count:Bangchan(221), Minho(244), Changbin(158), Hyunjin(173), Jisung(137), Felix(166), Seungmin (304), Jeongin (151)- Total (1554)
Summary: Just the boys being drunk.
Slight profanity, Alcohol use, Injuries, Pet names, A little suggestive
Bang Chan Clean Freak
It was a mystery why the moment even the tiniest bit of alcohol consumed by Chan transformed him into the biggest clean freak. It wasn’t a rare occasion that after a long day of dance practice and recording all the boys wanted to do was go home and ‘have a cold one’. (Although he wasn’t an avid drinker). You loved seeing the chaos that invoked the home, but even more, you loved seeing your boyfriend in any state that wasn’t stress, or burnout. However, you were the stress-e in this case. You felt your heart leap out of your chest the moment his swaying frame left your sight. Only to find him on the floor scrubbing a stain on the floor. Or the top of a ladder cleaning the highest of ceilings.
-“Are we expecting a baby” “I’m sorry?” “Chan Hyung is nesting again”
-“My love it’s 2 in the morning what are you doing” “Hvae you evr n-noticedd how fuking disustng the stairy railngs are” “No my love I haven’t come to bed” “Yeh in a bit, after I’m clened the fans and duted the top shlf on the boocase” “Chan you’re not getting on the ladder again you almost broke your neck last time” “Pshh I pro”
- Re-organizing everything.
-Cleaning every surface in the home.
Minho Saranghae
Lee Know worked so very hard to put up this intimidating wall of ‘I’m a tough guy’, but once he had even the slightest bit of alcohol that wall came crashing down like it was no ones business. He suddenly could care less who knew he loved them. Making sure to scream I LOVE YOU at the top of his lungs for the world to hear every five minutes. Now you loved it, you loved the fact that everyone got to see the person he was with you.
-*Wraps arm around shoulder* “I love you so so so so so so so so so so so so much… did you know that” “You don’t say” “I do say” “I love you too hon” {Not even five minutes later} “I love you so much… I wanna marry you and have babies with you and love you and the babies. I wanna love you for my forever ”
- “I’m cleaning” “I love you Chan Hyung” “I love you too Lee Know” “I know”
- “Hyunjin I love you” “Is that why you shove tissues down my throat-” “That's what she said” “HAN THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE SHUT UP”
- “I love you” “If you love her so much marry her” “I have an idea… let's have a wedding right now Lee Know Hyung and Y/n ” “In the living room” “No in the jungle” “Let's do it” “Honey I’m not going to marry you while you're intoxicated”
Changbin HUNGRY HUNGRY BINNIE!!
Everyone knew of your boyfriend's appetite. He was a hungry boy, in the best way possible. You needed help finishing a plate, he’s got you. You wanna go on a McDonald's run at 4 a.m.. He’s got you. However, that appetite was on blast when alcohol entered his system, contradicting his sober words “I don’t like beer, it fills me up too much”. This man is eating leftovers from dinner, he’s eating chips, he’s eating cookies. Did you hear that, Binnie, just postmated food. On top of that, he was even louder than sober Changbin, you didn’t even know that was possible. Every phrase that escapes his beautiful mouth is being yelled out.
- “Who ordered pizza” “ME DON’T TOUCH IT”
- “YOU GONNA EAT THAT”
- “I’M SO HUNGRY” “You just ate an entire pizza, a whole bag of chips, and downed a case of rootbeer, what do you mean you’re hungry” “I NEED MORE”
Hyunjin Pabo Sammy
It was a running joke that when your boyfriend drank it was as if he was another person. Total personality switch. His once tame and introverted personality switched to the most outgoing person ever. It was then and only then that the boys called the love of your life by his English name. The reason being that "Sam and Hyunjin aren't the same… they're not even related". You could also tell Hyunjin anything while he was drunk and he’d believe it.
-"JINNIE HOW MUCH FOR YOU TO STAND ON THE TABLE AND SEXY DANCE" "Pshh I'll do it for free"
-"Babe did you know that the mona lisa was originally a cat” “Who told you that” “Seungmin”
"Jinnie give me your phone" "What, why" "Because I can't have you almost releasing our sex tape again" "People need to see that shit… it's art my love"
- “Where’s Hyunjin” “Talking to that group of guys over there about KKami” “What the fuck”
- “THIS IS MY SIXTH SHOT AND I CAN SMELL COLORS"
Han Giggles
Han Jisung three words. Dirty mind Giggaly. Everything that came out of your mouth(Lol) was turned into a ‘that's what she said’ joke. Whether it made sense or not. Can’t do a single thing without this man gasping for air, rolling on the floor, clutching his stomach laughing. Very touching sober or not. Loud one part 2.
- “I CAN’T BREATHE” “HAN IT WASN’T EVEN FUNNY”
- “You wanna sleep with me” “Babe you’re drunk” “So yes so no?”
- “And so I told her are you gonna help me get off or not” “THATS WHAT SHE SAID” “Han we’re talking about her sister in the hospital” “Ohhh”
- “You wanna go to my room and have sex” “Still no babe” “I’ll ask you again in an hour” “Please don’t”
- “Han it wasn’t that funny” “YES IT WAS”
Felix Sleepy Lixie
You loved how calm Felix got when he was under the influence. While you felt bad for the boy's partners struggling with them, you couldn’t help but feel like you won the lottery with Felix in every aspect. While they were running after their boyfriends all you had to do was lay on the couch with Felix and cuddle. On the rare occasion that Felix wasn’t sleepy, he was emotional. There are so many feelings trapped in that tiny body that he has to let out. He will be crying for hours, sometimes over the littlest things.
- “Lixie why are you crying my love” “I love stay so muchhhh”
- “Lixie wake up let's get you in your bed” “Naur… let's sleep on the couch”
- “Felix why are you crying” “Just look at them” *Turns around to see a cute old couple feeding each icecream* “They are so in love I want that to be usssssss”
- Asleep on the kitchen counter for some reason
Seungmin Mischievous Minnie
There are two stages of Seungmin. Drinking Seungmin was a delight, some of the deepest conversations you have had with him were in the process of getting drunk. Going on rants about how differently his life would be over meaningless things, But drunk Seungmin. He was a menace. He’d go around driving his members insane all the time. Pulling pranks on the guys when all they were trying to do was have a peaceful time. You felt bad for the amount of time Felix’s partner had to console Felix over some of the things your boyfriend has said. Hide the saran wrap.
- “Seungmin did you see the old couple… they’re so cute” “Yeah so close to death, that's why they spend a lot of time with each other” “What-” “It’s the truth” “Don’t say thattttttttt”
- Saran Wrap is his best friend
- “WHO THE FUCK PUT SARAN WRAP ON THE KETCHUP” “AYYYY THAT WOULD BE ME”
- “Who put saran wrap on the toilet” “If I say me to I get an award for best prank” “No” “Then it wasn’t me” “Now I have to clean it up”
- “Who told Hyunjin that he could fly as long as he believed he could” “Me” “He just jumped off the counter” “Did he fly” “No” “Then he didn’t believe”
- “Who made Lixie cry” “That would be me”
- “I’m being serious I wonder what would have happened if I went down the right side of work today instead of my usual left side, would it have been a faster route, would I even be alive” “Why wouldn’t you be alive Min” “I don’t know what if there was a serial killer on the right side” “Babe-” “Don’t even get me started on what wouldve happened if I wore my grey shirt instead of this blue one”
I.N Idea man
Like I said before, you man is the idea man for the group. You never said they were good ideas though. It’d be 4 a.m and he’s planning a road trip to Paris to see the rock? His ideas definitely never made sense.
- “I have an idea… let's open an underground wrestling team and take bets”
- “I have an idea… we should watch Frozen” "We saw it yesterday" "So? There can never be too much Elsa" "I'm telling you right now, there can be"
- “I have an idea… let's pack the car and go on a road trip” “You forgetting the only drivers here are so drunk they can’t walk straight” “I can do it” “No baby you can’t drive” “I have an idea… you should let me drive”
- “I have an idea… let's play just dance” “Let's not… you almost broke my nose last time”
I hope you liked it, again I say anyone can always request whatever they like.
Like, Comment, and Reblog if you liked it. It really helps out.
#skz fanfic#skz imagines#skz scenarios#skz x you#hyunjin#seungmin#stray kids fanfic#bang chan#felix#i.n#changbin#han jisung#lee know
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