Petition for Marvel to make a new series of shorts
about Tony's life in the time between Homecoming and Infinity War a la the "Team Thor" series.
Featuring:
Peter being an intern
Rhodey's physical therapy
Tony trying to get on May's good side by giving the Parkers increasingly ridiculous home improvements until May has to sit Peter down like, "Tell your not-dad to leave our dishwasher alone or I will be teaching Pepper my date loaf recipe"
"Also if he tries to add lasers to the security system he's already installed I will uninvite him to your back-to-school night."
Tony meets Ned and Ned just. vibrates.
Tony and Peter outwardly denying that they act like father and son + zoomed-in reactions of everyone around them like on The Office
SI employees: "If that's not his son, I work for Oscorp."
Tony's giving an interview into the camera like "I do not act fatherly around Peter" only for FRIDAY to interrupt, "Boss, Mr. Parker appears to be in distress" and Tony's already standing up like "on it"
The chaotic Pepper/Tony wedding planning that we deserved
kinda realizing like ok so u know in the little vampire the way that tony and rudolph fly is by holding hands right so ive never seen da original so idk if its the same there but in the 2017 version Tony doesn't need to hold hands with rudolph to fly, he just needs to be touching him, like his shoulder or something, so that means when they do hold hands theyre actively choosing to hold hands for the sake of holding hands and i am unwell