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raven-at-the-writing-desk · 7 months

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Hi, Miss Raven! What're your thoughts on the new characters' designs and the new cards we're getting?

[You can see the designs for the Halloween 2023 cards and other related TWST news here!]

I'll post my general thoughts below! I unfortunately don't know enough about Pinocchio myself to point out all the little easter eggs in their outfits, so I'll leave that to those who are more knowledgeable than me.

***Spoilers below the cut!!***

Regarding the NRC boys' looks overall, I think it's a very fun theme and very fitting for the location of the event. I like that they all still wear masks, just in a different context than in Glorious Masquerade. One thing I did notice is that the masks seem... same-y? Like they all resemble thick tree roots or something like that. So maybe they aren't masks at all, but they're associated with whatever the conflict in the story is. (I previously suggested mind control or the loss of consciousness, so maybe the "roots" play into that???) You can see the marionette theme Yana was going for, as well as some design elements from Black Butler's circus arc, very clearly. The poses for each of the boys, even the R cards, are extremely dynamic and imply a strong sense of movement. The ribbons are such a simple detail that contributes a lot to this sense of whimsy and flow.

Some comments I have on specific designs and poses:

Suspenders are so... Trey 💀 THERE'S REALLY NOTHING ELSE FOR ME TO ADD HERE, THEY JUST SUIT HIM

I like it when Trey makes these kind of slightly sus but plausibly deniable faces... He should make more of them...

I can't see the front of Jack's outfit that well, so I don't know if I can fully comment on it??? But I can see his. Like. Physique... coming through... That chest to waist ratio/j

Seeing Jack's tail like that kinda weirds me out. I think that's the first time we've gotten a "full" view of how the tails look coming out of the pants??? So maybe I'll get more used to it with time...

J WORD MY BELOVED dghgqwktvwukdviu1vdutw1513FR7vuofOTVUofvfaafvfyivs.,bk;mobsdb;ibuafetvuqoffSEythTOTqebivfguovqnafCUtuiUIEtt please ignore my bias 🤡 The way his top hat is angled and how there's a dark blue ribbon around him... It vaguely looks like he's trying to pass as Crowley, LOL

I like how his undershirt is frilled and how he has that sash at his waist it reminds me of the genderbent design for my TWST OC! The fact that both he and Floyd have the eel emblem that resembles a heart is also really cute~

Lilis is my favorite design of the R cards!! There's a very good distribution of ruffles throughout the look, and his knotted skirts fit well with his personal flair.

I'm not a huge fan of the style of hat Cater's wearing (sorry to all the Cay-kun stans out there), but I can appreciate his look. His dress appears more militant than Trey's, and his posing is certainly more aggressive--it's nice to see him in this new light.

FHIBBAILAIBASIADIHBLBUDB EVERY TIME I SEE L*ONA NOW I'M GOING TO THINK OF THE ONE REBLOG I SAW THAT SAID "of course leona has his tits out again" BECAUSE THEY'RE RIGHT, HE'S LITERALLY THE GIRLIE THAT DRESSES SLUTTY ON HALLOWEEN AND SOMEHOW NEVER GETS COLD 😭 You go, king... Live your best life!!

Love L*ona-san’s new hairstyle here!! 👀

The way Floyd is posed reminds me of those people that walk around on stilts. I think I much prefer the coloration on Floyd's outfit than on Jade's, but I prefer Floyd's jacket to Jade's. I think Floyd's the best of the SR designs!

Shockingly, Vil's look doesn't stand out to me that much??? I enjoy his sash, but I don't immediately pick up on anything in his illustration that catches my eye.

His pose resembles that of a ballerina, which just makes me think about the time he assigned Epel and Deuce extra (ballet) dance lessons in book 5 ajdbhasivldsadued

Of the SSRs, Ace is definitely my favorite one. He just looks so dramatic soaking up that spotlight and trying to look cool while doing it... Bro's 100% thinking, "heheheheh, I'm SO awesome :))" in his head.

Ace's design also reminds me a lot of Jack Hearts (from Disney Villain Recruiters). Not sure if it was intentional or not, but I'm definitely super into it!

HHNNNNNGNGHGHHGHGNGNGHHGHGHGHGHHHHH I WANNA BITE HIS HEAD OFF AND BULLY HIM SO BAD, I WANNA WIPE THAT SMIRK OF FHIS DUMB FACEe Am I seriously about to revert back to my Brat Loving era for Trappola... Maybe so...

I was pretty much expecting a SSR Ace (because he's a trickster with a brother that works in an amusement park) and Ortho (literally a robot that became a real boy), but Kalim took me by surprise. In hindsight, I guess it makes sense though...? Kalim has a similar immature vibe as the other two (plus I do remember there being this one scene in Aladdin where the Sultan was dressed like a jester that was being maneuvered on puppet strings).

It's great that Kalim gets to be a little out of his usual element and make darker, more mysterious expressions like what we see in his new illustration. I'm not sure if I entirely agree with how he's dressed (the yellow jacket is WAY too bright), but I love his his coattails (???) trail behind him in waves.

OR-KUN MY SON 😭😭😭 As is the case with all of his gears, I adore how the devs creatively adapted clothing into metal parts for Ortho! The half-caplet is easily the best part of the whole look for me (the pattern on it reminds me of stars falling down)--and because Ortho has a smaller stature, the type of hat he's wearing isn't as offputting; it actually looks very cute on him.

ANYWAY, VERY HAPPY THAT ORTHO GETS TO HAVE A HALLOWEEN SSR TO MATCH HIS BROTHER'S HALLOWEEN SSR FROM LAST YEAR... They match!!!

... Is that the fucking cricket on Ortho’s cape... and the goldfish on Kalim’s scarf… AND THE CAT ON ACE’S WAIST… What does this meeeean 🤡

And now for my thoughts on the two new boys!! Honestly?? I don't actually have much to comment on in this regard because I try to reserve my judgment of characters until I've actually seen them in action. I haven't seen Pinocchio either, so I don't have a strong basis for what their personalities would be like based on their original Disney counterpart. I only vaguely understand that Honest John and Gideon trick children into visiting Pleasure Island... That's it, that's the full extent of my knowledge on that pair. I don't have any other expectations going in other than "yeah, these two are going to swindle me".

Gidel looks like a mix of Cheka and Ruggie to me (because of the hair and the eye shape). He seems like he’ll be the other guy’s goon, similar to how Jade and Floyd/Ruggie follow Azul/Leona. Nothing else for me to add, Gidel seems alright… Just a silly lil’ guy!

I have more… mixed thoughts on Ferro. One one hand, he looks like the exact kind of shady bitch I’d love. (You know, the ones that smile and lie and manipulate and drive a knife into your back and—LOOK, HE’S VERY J WORD CORE) On the other hand, I’m beating back the “you like cat/dog boys” allegations from my friends, so 💀 I can’t give in so easily/j

Looks-wise, Ferro’s iteration of the rat tail hair is not as ugly to me as Malleus’s is. (I think it’s because it looks more windswept!) I also really like how he dresses—very dapper 😌 and he can pull off green eyeshadow well!

I’m wondering how they’ll make Ferro different than the other con artists we’ve seen so far *eyes Octavinelle* but I’m keeping my hopes up since the devs did a good job remixing the “I have a dead brother and I feel immense guilt about it” backstory for Rollo (when Idia had a similar one). Looking forward to that~

I’m sure my thoughts will chance once I actually get to see them in the event! ^^ I’ll keep you posted. For now, I’ll keep cautious. (Actually, this fan art basically summarizes my current feelings on the two! I’m Rollo/j)

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catofoldstones · 4 months

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j0ns@ isnt 100% to me but stans disbelieving in the ashford tourney interpretations now because it didnt fit what they wanted makes me lol now its invalid by having robert arryn when its not supposed to be a 100% recreation, harrold harryn is too much coincidence that it signals sans@'s suitors ,saying the final targaryen suitor died is coping because like Valarr Targaryen, jon also just died the difference is he'll get resurrected

my favourite excuse is "well nobody married lady ashford" well duh its a tourney,it might not even happen in a romantic light more for desperate political reasons the denial is hysterical

Hi anon,

I understand their need to constantly be “debunking” the theory because how dare Sansa have a parallel in another book and thereby be an important character in the series as a whole😤

I don’t think Robert Arryn is the chink in the armour they think he is. With all of Sansa’s previous suitors & Harry, there have been concrete plots to get her married to them. She was officially betrothed to Joffrey (the Baratheon suitor) before the Tyrells brought in Willas (the Tyrell suitor) and were actively planning to spirit her away to Highgarden right under the Lannisters’ noses, only for them to catch wind of the plan (if it can even be put that way) and forcefully get Sansa married to Tyrion (the Lannister suitor). As for Harry, Baelish’s northern plan comes into play which rests on the heels of Sansa getting married to Harry. Not to mention Hardyng is a pretty unknown House to just throw in, dontcha think?

Lysa brings up Sweetrobin in passing, with no plan or even an actual intention to marry them. This is literally never brought up again when Lysa is alive, or even after. The only one repeating any similar sentiment is Sweetrobin himself, who has a crush on Sansa but clearly doesn’t know what it means. So should we take Sweetrobin as a valid suitor? I mean, do crushes count? Because then why not include a whole legion of other Westerosi men who are interested in Sansa and make it a watertight argument. Baelish absolutely wants to marry Sansa, he even asked Cersei for Sansa’s hand in marriage, why isn’t he included? “Because…” yeah you’re there. My point is, the arguments against Baelish & SR are both strong but take a step back to what they have in common, Sansa’s story is leading somewhere else and thematically neither of them fit. One is less serious than the other & thats SR. Be fr with your SR arguments jesus.

Moreover, the Ashford theory and Sansa’s suitors don’t have to be perfect analogues of each other. Hell, we know nothing about Lady Ashford except that she’s 13 and involved in a tourney that was disrupted, and that Sansa is 13 and involved in a tourney that will be disrupted. Man, does this girl have to be named Pansa Ptark now for it to be a valid parallel? Why does George even bother naming his books, he should start calling them the war of the roses and be done with it. Why are we even reading political fiction, let’s just open today’s newspaper. Tf.

And I don’t think I can add anything to the Jon - Targaryen suitor theories that hasn’t been proposed + your points too. We consider R + L = J to be true, first and foremost. The “white guardian”, “dark hair” “the Targaryen suitor being dead” etc etc. In the same vein as the argument above, does he need to be named Jonnel/Jonos now to be taken seriously? Well, he is in another parallel but even that is “reaching” so what can I say? 🤷‍♀️ They’re not going to see what they don’t want to see, but, like you said, watching them jump through hoops and perform mental gymnastics and open a whole circus in the process is truly hilarious lol.

You do bring up an excellent argument, anon, that all of Sansa’s previous suitors have been for her claim to the North, so her marriage with Jon might also be for political reasons. However, the slight exception of Joffrey who was a King in his own right (lmao) exists; which again sort of foils Jon and his actual claim to the iron throne. So I feel that while a political marriage is totally on the cards (solves one too many problems for my liking 😤), Sansa might marry him out of love considering her theme of independence and not-marrying-for-claim. But who am I to say 🤷‍♂️

Lastly, nobody crowned Lady Ashford the queen of love and beauty so Sansa isn’t marrying anyone is sort of funny. Well, Loras gave Sansa a red rose amongst all the young maidens present there, are they a foreshadowed endgame pairing now? Also, how does one come up with Sansa is gonna end up as Lady of the Vale by marrying HH and Sansa is going to end up alone in the same breath?

#ashford tourney #sansa stark #jon snow #jonsa #asoiaf #hedge knight #also how are y’all a-ok with Sansa marrying SR but not Jon because eww incest #she’s equally related to both of them #long post #lol #can I ever shut up?#anon asks t

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montyjeffrey · 2 years

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Allen R. Schindler Jr. was a 22-year-old American Radioman Petty Officer Third Class in the United States Navy who was murdered 30 years ago today on Navy Day while on shore leave in Sasebo, Japan, by his fellow shipmates, who were provoked only by the knowledge of his homosexuality.

Allen R. Schindler Jr. was born on December 13, 1969, in Chicago Heights, Cook County, Illinois, to Dorothy Hajdys-Clausen and Allen Schindler Sr. Allen was the third of four children, and his family was three generations Navy. His grandfather served in WWII and his stepfather in Vietnam; following in their footsteps, Allen enlisted while still in junior high at Bloom High School. After graduation, he shipped out and left Chicago Heights for the first time to serve his country.

Allen was in the Navy for four years. He served on the USS San Jose, the USS Midway, and was serving on the USS Belleau Wood at the time of his death. The USS Midway was Allen’s dream assignment. He described the 11 months he spent on the aircraft carrier as his happiest days in the Navy. The Midway was a relatively tolerant ship where Allen didn’t feel the need to hide being gay.

On the Midway, he saw action in Operation Desert Storm and received a patch for his involvement in the campaign. Allen even extended his four-year tour so he could ride the last voyage of Midway before its decommission and got his own memento — a tattoo of Midway on his arm.

In December 1991, Allen was transferred to the USS Belleau Wood, and the harassment began almost immediately. According to reports, the Belleau Wood gained a reputation for being "the worst ship of all" when it came to homophobia and violence, where there was open hostility towards gay shipmates amongst the 950-plus crew. Newcomers Terry M. Helvey and Charles E. Vins were part of a group on board the ship that routinely harassed shipmates suspected of being gay. Helvey threatened gay shipmates that if they didn’t get out of the military soon, he and his gang were going to personally do something about it, and he continued to harass Allen whenever he could. Allen’s shipmate and friend, Keith Sims, reported Helvey and Vins to the ship’s legal officer, Captain Bernard Meyer, but nothing was done. Instead, Meyer probed into Sims’ sex life. When shipmate Richard Eastman reported being attacked the night before Allen was killed, Meyer took no action to stop the harassment and also probed into his sex life.

Allen was punched, pushed against walls, and repeatedly called homophobic slurs. He told his uncle that sailors had attacked him. Homophobic notes and graffiti were left on his bunk. Sims said they would deliberately spill hot soup on him. When Allen complained to his superiors in March and April of 1992 that his locker was vandalized and he had received multiple death threats, little was done in response. Instead, Douglas J. Bradt, the Belleau Wood Captain, ordered him to attend Alcoholics Anonymous, despite Allen not being an alcoholic.

Allen’s complaints continued to go unanswered. By September, he had reached his breaking point and requested to see the captain, but his request was denied. While operating the radio, Allen transmitted an unauthorized statement, "2-Q-T-2-B-S-T-R-8," which read: "Too Cute To Be Straight." The message was heard by much of the Pacific Fleet. Allen described the defiant message in his journal as his way of letting out his "true colors."

On September 24, Allen went to see the Belleau Wood Executive Officer, where he formally declared he was gay and requested an administrative discharge and transfer. Allen told the XO, "If you can’t be yourself, then who are you?" The XO agreed but told Allen he still had to take what was coming to him. Allen also informed Captain Bradt and Captain Meyer. He was told the processing of his discharge would take two weeks, but his superiors insisted he remain on the ship until then. Although Allen knew his safety was at risk, he obeyed orders.

On September 25, Allen was called to appear at a captain’s mast to deal with his unauthorized radio message. He had requested that the hearing be closed for confidentiality, but Captain Bradt disregarded his request and opened the mast to 200–300 crewmen in attendance. Allen made no admission of his homosexuality at the mast. Some shipmates took it as an invitation to harass him with impunity. Allen’s rank was reduced from RM1 to RM3, and he was punished with a 30 day restriction to the ship.

As word of his sexual orientation spread quickly throughout the Belleau Wood, Allen’s friends began to avoid him. Allen confided in his ex-boyfriend, Navy veteran Jim Jennings, how increasingly difficult it was becoming for him to avoid confrontation. On October 2, he wrote in his journal: "More people are finding out about me. lt scares me a little. You never know who would want to injure or cease my existence."

Straight sailors who knew Allen and were concerned for his welfare introduced him to a trio of gay entertainers working near Sasebo; one of the entertainers, Eric Underwood, said Allen told him "people harassed him 24 hours a day" and that he had such a hard time going back to that environment that he had to coax him to the door. When the Belleau Wood was getting ready to leave Sasebo, Allen was reluctant to leave Eric’s room and was trying to stretch out the goodbyes. The next night, he was dead. Entertainer Valan Cain had gone to the public restroom where Allen was slain and found blood all over the walls and inside the urinals. By the next day, someone had left a bouquet of flowers on the floor. "You could see blood streaks almost to the top of the roof," Cain said. Many servicemen interviewed afterward expressed revulsion at the attack. One serviceman remarked, "Whoever did that should hang."

On the morning of October 27, 1992, Allen called his mother and told her he was coming home for Christmas. It would be the last time he would ever speak to her again. Just before midnight, Allen’s mutilated, disfigured body was found sprawled out on a public restroom floor.

Terry M. Helvey and Charles E. Vins stalked and followed Allen into the public restroom, where they ambushed him, then savagely, sadistically, and brutally beat and stomped him to death until he was unrecognizable. His mother could only identify him by the tattoo of Midway on his arm. Every organ in Allen’s body was destroyed. His face and head were caved in, and he had shoe prints imbedded into his face and chest. The pathologist who performed the autopsy on Allen said it was the worst case he’d ever seen in his whole career, even worse than a case of a man trampled to death by a horse, and compared the damage done to Allen’s body to that of a high-speed car crash or a low-speed airplane accident.

Captain Bradt, who tried to keep the murder quiet and had threatened Allen’s shipmates, was sent to shore leave in Florida. For testifying against Helvey, Vins was given a four-month sentence, of which he only served 78 days. Helvey was given a life sentence, but since 2002, he has been eligible for parole. He was denied parole on March 7, 2022.

Allen Schindler’s case became synonymous with the debate concerning LGB members of the military that had been brewing in the United States, culminating in the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy. Allen’s mother, Dorothy Hajdys-Clausen, after learning the truth about her son’s death and the Navy’s subsequent coverup, became one of the most outspoken and sought-after advocates for gay rights to serve openly in the military. In 2011, the DADT policy was repealed, allowing LGB servicemen and women to serve openly in the military for the first time.

Allen Schindler loved the Navy and was a proud sailor who volunteered to fight for his country — to lay down his life if he had to. He didn’t sign up to die to advance gay rights, but that is ultimately what happened. It was brave of him to come out when he did in the environment that he did, and he died because of it. He was a hero.

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d3df1zh · 2 months

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scroll if u like fanon 'cuddle big bear' horror sans!! i will be slandering the guy but i dont wanna cause people who like him to be upset!! its okay to like fanon characters just dont tag them as if theYRE CANON PLEA

GUYIS!!! oaky, hear me out. i don't like cuddly horror sans. hot take, i know /j. i mean i DO like having wholesome horror sans content but if you make him this misunderstood, cuddly creature who is only kind.. i don't like it.

literally EVERYONE i have seen who has written for horror, has made him that way and deeming it canon. like have you read horrortale,... hes not like that.

hes a teasing asshole who is tired and isn't nice at all towards humans.

he also, fun fact, refuses to eat humans! he starves himself, he doesn't want to do it, he wants his brother and everyone else fed, but he won't feed on a human. HOWEVER he is apathetic!

and he's not animalistic. the only time he gets 'animalistic' is when he goes VERY hungry in the comic and.. ngl it hurts writing this but loses control of himself, basically

again, it's completely okay to like and write him like that. sometimes it's nice to have a normally dark and asshole-ish character be explicitly kind despite his looks! i'll admit that even i have dabbled in the fun of fanon versions of characters. HOWEVER, since everyone does it and tags it as if it's canon horror, i'm very sick of it :sob:

like, PLEAAAASEEEE tag ur posts as 'fanon horror sans' if u use his fanon personality. because i swear to god if i see another horror x reader or just literally any other horror post where it's him being all "growwwwall... y/n... i lvoe u sweet honey suckle... lets go gardening and bake... i have trauma from eatign humans and everyone judges me for that,... escept u..... also im really big im bara horror sans bc nobody writes me as short because short sans is underrated... grrwowwwl" i think im gonna shit myself

i mean don't write him as toxic and abusive. but just read the horrortale comic and get his actual personality! hes a coniving little bastard and i adore him <3

someone pls give me asshole, canonically short horrortale sans x non-specified-monster reader pls im actually begging dude. not to go off topic but i have an oc (not a surprise, i have an oc for almost everything /srs) that i want to put into fanfics but i never can bc the reader is always a meek, small human and horror is always soft

oh to be in a world where i get a strong, tall, monster reader instead of y/n.

#d3df1zh yaps #fanon horror sans #horrortale #horror sans #horrortale sans #my love my everything my life #canon and fanon #canon vs fanon #AGAIN LET ME STRESS A BIT FURTHER #ITS OKAY TO LIKE FANON VERSIONS OF CHARACTERS #BUT DONT PLAY THEM OFF AS CANON PLEASE #undertale aus #anti fanon #i thought we got passed passing off fanon as canon guys its 2024 come on neow #still love u all though #mwah

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spookymartian · 1 year

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Intro post woooooo

Nicknames:

Ava

Link

Taffy

Rox

Velvet

Things I like:

Sleeping

Drawing (I hardly do this but whatever)

Reading

Writing fanfics/stories

Fandoms I'm in:

Splatoon

Portal

Team Fortress 2

One Piece

Homestuck/Hiveswap

South Park

Pokèmon

Roblox Myths (Mostly TCITS)

Your Favourite Martian

Get a Snack at 4AM (including SNACKCORE)

Phighting!

Sans AUs

Gorrilaz

Spooky Month

Eddsworld

Danganronpa (don't instantly associate me with the bad side plz)

Cookie Run

DNI:

Basic DNI material

People who use scoped chargers in splatoon/j

Inquisitormaster, SSSniperwolf and/or Dhar Mann fans

People who like the Dream SMP (pls they're all so ugly and basic)

People who ship characters in Eddsworld (it doesn't sit right with me)

People who ship real people

Fujoshis

People who like MHA (especially people that like toga, bakugo and basically 90% of the cast get away from me ew I hate you all)

Vriska Serket kinnies/srs

Extra information:

I have Autism (making me better than you/j)

I'm from the UK (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿)

You should totally follow me/j/nf

Pls send me asks I hardly get any

I like listening to Insane Clown Posse, Kali Uchis, Mitski, Tyler the Creator and game OSTs (mainly Phighting!, Danganronpa and Splatoon)

I have a pet rabbit named Clinton :3

Other people you should totally follow:

@3ggyb0y

@puffledthomas

@soulacthemaniac

@elemous

@officialsoupstore

#intro post #spookymartian

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triciaofsteel · 7 months

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South Park romance hcs, except I’m Aroace and don’t know the first thing about romance

(this whole thing is a slash jay, also aged up cuz like???? Duh???) edit: bro I started working on this at around 2 am and then I blinked and now it’s 3 am what the scallop

Edit 2: ok cool I just figured out how to put the read more thing that’s pretty nifty

Also sorry if any of these feel ooc it is WAYYY too late for my mind to process anything rn it’s mush these are just the bits and pieces that I’ve picked up from the slop

I only have Kyle, Leslie, Stan, Clyde, Kenny, and Bebe for now but I’ll like.. edit it later I guess, later when I get more brainworms (also totally not self projecting onto them. Yes I know I’m a total loser)

Kyle: ASEXUAL KYLE CANON ASEXUAL KYLE CANON!!! /srs HES LITERALLY ME

-Has realllyyy big problems with expressing emotions aka feelings in general it’s an autism thing (like Craig)

-Which also makes him all weird with like physical contact n stuff?? “Get ur dirty paws offa me” typa shit

-ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO STUFF LIKE POKING/PRODDING!! He will probably sucker punch just about anyone who gets close and honestly, not feel sorry about it (I wouldn’t either)

-love language is…. Nothing. Lmao

-jkjk it’s probably some shit like gift giving??? But like, in a different way than you think. Just think about that one “can I just do your laundry someday” scene, but instead of laundry it’s homework. what is that love language called someone please tell me I actually have no idea what I’m talking about.

-he thinks about stuff logically a lot of the time, which is why he’ll like NEVER pick up on any hints whatsoever.

-the more I write the more I realize I’m making him sound too much like Craig. Uh

-what is love (baby don’t hurt me..)

-if he EVER does confess, (he won’t.) he’ll probably do it in your like, insta/facebook dms, there is NO way this mf is actually gonna ask someone out face to face

-absolutely despises the idea of uhhh. Yknow. Jacking it in San Diego. WHY???? BECAUSE TRANSMASC KYLE!!!!!!! This is actually canon I’m Matt and Trey.

-he will not make exceptions because he’s in love or whatever (he’s not) you still gotta keep up ur side bc he’s not entirely head over heels!!! He’s not!!!(I think he’s learned his lesson from Leslie)

-single kyle: “bro I hate relationships so bad bro couples need to shut up fr”

-double Kyle: “bro I hate relationships so bad bro I need to shut up fr”

-I feel like he’d be the type to not be able to distinguish platonic feelings from romantic feelings. Why? Because me

-you HAVE to be direct with him because he’ll never be able to figure out anything otherwise. Ur sad? Tell him ur sad. Wait actually don’t he has no idea how to comfort ppl

-best he can do is an awkward pat on the back and a mumble “it gets better…?” 💀 or, if he’s pissed, “wtf am I supposed to do abt that”

-if someone confessed to him first, it would probably go something like this

“I love you”

“???? Are you being /srs or /j???”

“I love you”

“Wow haha that’s so silly never say that again”

or maybe even just a straight up “ew” 💀

-Cupid (Twin Ver)

Leslie!!!

-Leslie is actually Lesbian + aroace oriented . I don’t make the rules sorry, tho the aroace part is more dominant, it’s more like aroace + lesbian oriented

-similar thing with Kyle, but instead of being rude/straightforward about it, she’ll either gaslight you or do this:

“oh, you love me? That’s so funny!! I do too :3”

“Really?”

“yeah!!!”

“Does that mean we can date???”

“What? No!!! I meant that I also love me.”

“…”

“stupid bitch”

-I love her

-was torn between making her lesbian and making her aroace so fuck it we both

-I think she hates men (I do too /j)

-typa girl to run around breaking people’s hearts for the pure fun of it (Michael Jackson reference???)

-she thinks love is a joke. Like genuinely.

Stan:

-…

-I genuinely don’t know how I’m supposed to characterize this guy

-he canonically jacks it in San Diego so that’s something I guess

-his dog was gay you guys

-bi

-rly hope ur ok with being vomited on (I am not)

-just think of the PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE thing

-gets rly defensive whenever anyone asks him about Wendy

-responds with 👍 or “k” to confessions

-would probably be a discord kitten for nitro /j

-Cupid (jack stauber)

Clyde:

-This man is ALSO bi

-hey 😏 what’s going on 😏

-love language is giving discord nitro /j

“I love you”

“I’m so sorry bro”

-I saw someone say that being bi and single is like playing on both sides of a sports team and still losing. Yeah that’s him, L rizz 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

-this bitch has both Tinder AND Grinder and still remains lonely

-probably because he starts off EVERY conversation with a terrible ass pick up line

“hey bbg sorry I gave you lice but relationships are all about sharing everything with each other😍😍😍”

-PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE thing, but it’s with EVERYONE

Kenny

-there are two types of people, people who say that Kenny is “the straightest kid in South Park” and people who know the TRUTH

-this man is the biggest slut ever

-wasn’t he a prostitute once

-Relationship red flag: he once ate an entire banana with the peel on during a date. Partner horrified, broke up like a day later

-honestly, there’s not much to say, it’s literally kenny

“what’s your love language”

“money”

“MONEY???? BRO AINT NOBODY SPEAK 💴💴💸💶💶💸💎💎💸💵💷💎💰🪪💰💰💶💳🪪”

(it’s actually physical contact but we don’t talk about that)

Bebe

-I love lesbians!

-omni maybe? (Girl leaning)

-Unfortunately scared of relationship commitment

-I’m pretty sure she’s been hit up on multiple times, every time she ghosts/friend zones them

-Has a long distance relationship with Clyde despite living in the same town??

-would probably leave a guy in a restaurant and make him pay the bill

“damn, look at that ass!! 😍😍”

-I feel like she listens to pinkpantheress and maybe coco and Clair Clair

-love language is shoes

#south park hcs #kyle broflovski #sp kyle #leslie meyers #sp leslie #stan marsh #sp stan #clyde donovan #sp clyde #kenny mccormick #sp kenny #bebe stevens #sp bebe

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stupidly long ahh analysis of ONE 10 from someone who literally just woke up

[real analysis starts below, but before that, a small intro]

i should be preparing to go somewhere right now but who cares i literally woke up, watched ONE 10, and finished the episode crying /srs

literally if you want me to cry literally put any episode of ONE, especially after episode 6 and those tears are going to turn into waterfalls😎

fr i don’t even know why but ONE episodes make me sappy and ONE 10, holy crap i was nervous waking up, now i’m sobbing

anyway, analysis time because ONE 10 woke me up

[ONE 10 SPOILERS AHEAD. WATCH THE EPISODE FIRST IF YOU HAVEN’T]

what do we know about before the episode?

ONE 9 leaves us with Liam being out of the plane. He was gone for not 5 years, as some theories say; he was gone for 7 months. When Soda Bottle came back is something we do not know. With literally nothing left for him in San Francisco, he decides to go to Bridgeport where Soda Bottle is. No name for Soda Bottle has still been confirmed. Most importantly, Liam is left with sticky notes from Stone that they shoved into him (please do not take it out of context /j), in which these sticky notes contain some code, preferably coordinates of some sort. (may be wrong looking at it now; think about it, would it make sense for a coordinate with a whole ass string of numbers with 1 decimal point?)

what's new based on the episode?

ONE 10 mostly shows Liam’s journey from San Francisco to Bridgeport. It wasn’t a straight up long trip, he made stops in hostels along the way from the looks of it. From the scenes, the travel took around a week as Liam mentions. It almost was not worth it, since Liam was not greeted openly by Soda Bottle, shutting the door on him as he arrives. In a fit of rage, Liam explains that by having the talk with him may solve the unsolved with the plane. After multiple attempts to get SB to talk to him and leaving and coming back multiple times, after SB asks if “she’s” here, to which Liam answers “no” to, SB finally opens the door on him.

what details from the episode can be noticed?

“Rattlepate” from the title of the episode means someone who is a rattlebrain, thoughtlessly talkative. (Merriam-Webster, n.d.)

Soda Bottle has an incredibly instant change in expression as he sees Liam in front of him. After which, he is trembling, probably in fear. (trauma from the plane?)

We get new sticky notes, one being a drawing of a smokestack, another being an encircled “5″, and another being a laptop on a table with the word “silva” on it (preferably a password of sorts? if we base on language, it means a forest or woodland of sorts)

The more Liam talks, the more impatient he gets. He even explains he literally has nothing all for SB to continue ignoring him.

Time is confusing. Liam claims they were taken in February 10th and were stuck there for 224 days, meaning he came back September 8th and got to SB on the 15th: seven whole months. However, from one line in Liam’s fit of rage, he says after SB got eliminated, Airy dipped for also 7 months. It’s not sure whether that 7 months is in plane time, because it obviously does not make sense in real life.

Liam takes upon, what, how Amelia/Scenty confronts people? Notice how his fit of rage is similar and/or parallel to Amelia’s angry fits of rage towards Airy, especially in ONE 4.

This isn’t a super important detail, I saw Liam cry in the elevator and honestly same

Every noted timeskip in the episode had something to do with 10. “10 minutes later,” “10 hours later,” so on. (Not safe to assume even his roadtrip lasted 10 days, but it does fall within a week) (after rewatching ONE 8, even the small timeskip was 10 minutes I’m mildly convinced that that one was a coincidence but hmm)

Soda Bottle had to ask, “is she still there?”, referencing Amelia. Instinct-wise and semi-jokingly, I’d think he’s either intimidated or scared of Amelia. Come to think of it, both of them have not had a good one-on-one aside from in ONE 1.

Anytime Airy is no longer sorta “loud” to the flow of Liam’s life, there is no intro (y’know the opposite of endtro the intro song literally has no name and isn’t in the one soundtrack-). Notice in ONE 9, where Liam is eliminated, there is no intro screen nor intro music at all. Here, in ONE 10, the intro is no more, but the outro is completely different. (I don’t know if this was just all “oh haha new season new outro babey” but I’m still skeptic)

i spent a good hour writing this holy shit

#hfjone #one 10 #hfjone season 2 #one #good god this literally took me an hour that was not a witty comment i should be preparing to go by now #watch this be a series or a google docs of sorts #one 10 analysis #pk analysis tag #one 10 spoilers

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oinkinpigprince · 2 years

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Info-

You can call me slushie my pronouns are he/it/they, this isn’t my first tumblr blog sadly and I’ve gone off the deep-end again

I will be having a god complex because I am simply amazing at this type of stuff

I’m mainly doing headcanons and I will do letters

Current inbox count: 15

Current completed draft:

Fandoms/characters I will do but not limited, you can ask for other more obscure but don’t count on it lmao

Stardew valley

bachelors/bachelorettes

Slashers

Micheal myers

Jason voorhees

Billy loomis

Stu Macher

Billy lenz

Brahms heelshire

Bo sinclair

Vincent sinclair

Lester sinclair

Kurt Kunkel

Bubba sawyer

Nubbin sawyer(he’s my husband :33c)

Choptop sawyer

Pyramid head (is he a slasher? Idk, is he hot? Yes.)

Hetalia

(1p/2p Axis powers)

Italy

Germany

Japan

Romano

Prussia

Austria

Hungry

Spain

(1p/2p Allies)

America

Russia

England

France

China

Canada

(1p/2p Others)

Belarus

Ukraine

Lithuania

Estonia

There’s definitely others I forgot, I was in this fandom for 4 years so try me, ive read fanfic of the most obscure characters

The disastrous life of saiki k

Saiki kusuo

Kaidou shun

Nendo riki

Teruhashi kokomi

Yumahara chiyo

Aren Kuboyasu

Mera chisato

Hairo kineshi

Smiling friends

Charlie dompler

Pim

Alan

Glep

Grim

Gnarly

Bugsnax

Everyone, including the journalist

One piece

Straw hats minus jinbe

Buggy

Crocodile

Osomatsu~San

Osomatsu

Karamatsu

Choromatsu

Ichimatsu

Jyushimatsu

Todomatsu

Pizza tower

Peppino

Theodore noise

Noisette

Gustavo

Vigilante

Pepperman

Fake peppino

Rules~

I don’t do nsfw

I will do heavy angst but I will kindly decline anything I am uncomfy with such as mentions of SA and other things like that

Yandere request are welcome

Chubby!readers/character are VERY welcome (I am a fat bitch/pos myself)

For headcanons: Be as vague or specific about your requests as you want

For letters: plz give me something to work w/ such as relationship w/ character, and maybe reason for writing the letter

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE WILL I BE DOING INCEST, only PLATONIC family relationships

Character x character, character x reader, or even character x OC and crack ships

DNI:

ZOOPHILES, PROSHIPPERS, TERFS, HOMOPHOBES, RACISTS

I don’t do master lists since I’m on mobile and I don’t believe in them so I’m gonna put my tags here so you can sort through my stuff, trust me it is so much easier imo

Tonetag list because I use them a lot

(Just in case the image doesn’t load)

/j joking

/hj half jokin

/s sarcastic

/srs serious

/p platonic

/r romantic

/t teasing

/neg negative connotation

/pos positive connotation

/lh light hearted

/th threat

#slashers #hetalia #the disasterous life of saiki k #smiling friends #bugsnax #yandere #headcanons #stardew valley #osomatsu san #2p hetalia #pizza tower

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lisxdumbr · 1 year

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I just saw your reply to my last msg hold on this is my reply to that(AND its ok if u answer late, that's fine💖 i will still love u):

Forgetting to exist just feels like time is passing by and you're more or less out of touch with your body as if it's the realest lucid (dream) reality and your heart keeps getting emptier than ever even if it is empty anymore.. it's like. you are very tired of everything (even what u love. Literally everything), becoming more drained even by doing the bare minimum, and you can't burn yourself to do more (analogy that could help is how a dwarf star burns all its might until it's nothing and gets colder in the end. Then maybeee explode) To Summarize: silly sadness is not silly anymore and emptiness is emptier than ever! 🎉

(very sad. yes. but i am sillier than usual so. Let's focus on the silliness instead while acknowledging this sad thing.)

Oh no... it is a sad day for the free pulls... But perhaps the luck went to mika... You know.. I BELIEVE IN U (and your dias) LIS!! Yuta mirage you better come home to lis as well or else.

GOODLUCK ON MIKA CARD!! Go get the silly and prettiest idol ever 🧸💚 2day is his bday may he be kind to u <33 ngl his singing voice still stuns me so dang much like WOahh... I must see them personally and would kill (slash j... Ohh are we slashing people?? Why not? Again, this is a joke,, your sunflower is just feelin goofy.. ) to get a ticket if only enstars exists irl... I know u would do the same.

Okie that's all for now!! Keep being the silly cospro producer lis <3 All the love!! 🎀😉💌 I'm happy u chilled for the holidays that's so cool, i hope u enjoyed the stuff u brought for yourself <3

— 🌻.

I promised I'd reply to this soon, I am sorry it was,, sooner than the others at least? but yeah it still took me a couple of days ★

Ohh I get the feeling but ough :(( I'm so sorry you're going over that. Yes I know how depression feels, very much,, I've been severely depressed since I was a child and recently I got diagnosed with a cortisol addiction ! It's all over my blood plaguing it so,, yeah, the feeling won't go away in a whiiiile.

Emptiness is something very hard to overcome I'm, wahhh I want to give you a hug and put you in my pocket. Maybe it's my protective 6th sense idk, I'm not called ate/nee-san by my friends over nothing. If you ever need to talk, my asks and my dms are open ! it'll be a silly secret

I'M VERY GRATEFUL FOR YOUR WISHES TYSM. I hope that Yuta comes home soon, YESSS THE BIRTHDAY MANIFESTATION WORKED I got my Mika !!!! I will ramble forward in your next ask that I need to reply to too /sweats. Who wouldn't kill slash half jay slash srs to be in a Valkyrie concert, of course I know the feeling. My Mimika was my first favorite character alongside Yuta when I started getting into enstars. I was OBSESSED, to the point I made tons of Mika fanart ! I'm thinking I should redraw some.

YOU KEEP BEING AMAZING TOO !! Hang on there ! I know mental health is always something we struggle with but I don't know what I'd do without your silly messages in my askbox every now and then. I will proceed with your other ask, this time separated (I keep experimenting with the way I reply to you idk)

#❝ mail !!#🌻 !! anon

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Today's Daily Encounter 23rd September 2022

Beloved Hymns: Blessed Assurance

“…But I am not ashamed, for I know whom I have believed, and I am convinced that he is able to guard until that day what has been entrusted to me.”1

Frances “Fanny” Crosby had several dear friends. Amongst them was the renowned composer, Phoebe Knapp. While Fanny lived in the Manhattan slums and worked in rescue missions, Phoebe lived in the Knapp Mansion, enjoying a life of luxury. Her music room contained one of the finest collections of instruments in the country, and Phoebe frequently entertained her guests on one instrument or another. Fanny was blessed to be a frequent houseguest.

One day in 1873, while Fanny was staying at the Knapp Mansion, Phoebe said she had a new tune she wanted to play. Going to the music room, she sat at the piano and played her composition while the blind hymnist listened. As the melody concluded, Fanny immediately clapped her hands and exclaimed, “Why, that says, Blessed assurance! She quickly composed the words, and a great hymn was born.

Many years later, D.L. Moody was preaching in New York. The Moody/Sankey meetings had popularized Fanny Crosby’s hymns around the world and had made the blind poetess a household name. However, she always refused to be recognized.

On this particular day, the church was so crowded she could find nowhere to sit. Upon seeing her, Moody’s son, Will, offered to find her a seat. To her bewilderment, he led her onto the platform just as the congregation was singing “Blessed Assurance”. Moody, Sr. jumped to his feet, raised his hand, and interrupted the singing. “Praise the Lord!” he shouted. “Here comes the authoress!”

Fanny took her seat amid a thunderous ovation, humbly thanking God for making her a blessing to so many.

Blessed assurance, Jesus Is Mine! Oh, what a fore-taste of Glory divine! Heir of Salvation, purchase of God, born of his Spirit, washed in his blood!

This is my story, this is my song, praising My Savior all the day long. This is my story, this is my song, praising My Savior all the day long.2

Suggested Prayer: Dear Heavenly Father, it is indeed a glorious feeling to know that you are my Savior. To know that my Salvation is due to your death on the cross. It is truly a blessed assurance that no man can ever take from me. Thank you. In Jesus’ name, Amen. 1. 2 Timothy 1:12 (ESV). 2. “Blessed Assurance”, hymn by Fanny J. Crosby (1873).

Today’s Encounter was written by: Veronica B.

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Dorm leaders reaction to the reader doing the: "So take off all your clothes trend."

[ pt.2, pt.3 ]

[ Riddle, Leona, Azul x gn! Reader]

"Ace, what is it?" You groaned out with a tired huff, Ace who looks extremely happy and was basically jumping all over the place, Deuce was beside him with an apologetic smile. "I'm sorry, [y/n]-san but please just go with Ace's antics this time, he's been ranting about it for three days straight and I'm losing some sleep." You look at Deuce worriedly before smacking Ace at the back of his head, "So? What is it about?" Ace rub the back of his forehead, a pained sound left his lips before he sprung back up and shove his phone onto your face. Trying to catch his phone from falling, you saw a girl wearing a brown jacket and dancing to the song, raising your brows at him. "And what will I get in return?"

Ace nodded before he motioned his fingers into dollar signs, sighing as Grim finally look alive with that notion, Grim shook you hard. "Come on! My henchmen, we've been short on money! I need my tuna!" At that statement, you can say no to Ace anymore.

But what you didn't expect is for the video to go viral.

Riddle Rosehearts:

He's too focused on his studies to even look through the internet, it was probably Cater who showed him the video you did. Cater catch up to Riddle's small strides, his hand waving at Riddle, "What got you jumping all over the place Cater?" Cater huffs at that before showing Riddle his phone, Riddle jump when a phone was shoved into his hands, fearing that he will drop the phone he holds on to it tightly, "What is this about?" Cater giggles, tapping on his phone screen as he looks expectantly at Riddle, "Just watch it, dorm leader!"

It was as expected, Riddle was blushing, his face looks exactly what the color of his hair is like, he coughs trying to ground himself back to earth, your dancing figure still on his mind, air escaping from both sides of his head, Cater laughs like no tomorrow, taking his phone away from Riddle before running for his life, "I'll send you the video later, dorm leader, see ya later!"

"O-Off with your head!" Riddle shouted out his unique magic, gently slapping his red cheeks, taking out his phone, and searching up your video before liking it and saving it into his phone.

"Riddle why did you call me here for?"

"I- here have my jackets, I don't need them anymore."

"um.. okay?"

Leona Kingscholar:

This cocky lion's too asleep to even look at the internet, he probably hires someone to scroll on the internet for him and orders them to tell him about what's happening/j/srs.

He learned about the video's existence from the other savanaclaw students, his lion ears perking up when he heard the name of the dorm leader of ramshackle, "Hey, have you seen the prefect's video?!" Striding up to them, to see what they're talking about, Leona saw your face in their phone screens before he growled at them defensively, the three students coming back to their senses as they heard of the threatening growl of their dorm leader, "D-dorm leader!" Bodies immediately straightened up with respect at the sight of Leona, "Hmm, what is this about huh, if this is-" A student's phone cut Leona off when the student's phone started playing the video.

This was the first time that they saw their leader, shocked, his eyes were slightly widened his jaw slack as he continues to stare at the video on loop, the way you swing your hips on the beat, your tongue slightly poking out, and the way you smoothly open the zipper of the jacket, his tail swinging from his back rapidly, he coughs and looks at the three students with a glare. "How much is your phone? No matter, here." He said throwing his wallet at the three students who were flabbergasted at his display of riches.

You were dragged off into Leona's room by none other than the lion himself, "Leona? what are you doing?" He huffs, his tail swinging at his back before he took off the jacket he was wearing.

"Here, use my jacket and do the video again."

"Wtf Leona."

Azul Ashengrotto:

Monstro lounge's profits weren't doing well this week, Azul left out a sigh at that before counting again the madol the lounge has received over two weeks. The Leech twins were nowhere in sight, speak of the devil Jade knock on Azul's private office before entering with his twin in tow behind him, they're grins filled with mischievous intent, "We may have found out a solution for raising our profits." Jade motioned to his brother, wiggling his eyebrows at Azul before placing his phone at Azul's gloved hands.

Azul raises a brow at their actions before watching the video, the twin's snickers can be heard throughout the room, with Azul staying still as the video replayed and replayed again, "Jade, Azul's not broken right?" At that statement, Jade snickered before answering his dear brother, "Of course not, dear brother."

Azul lets out a sigh before storming out of his office, the twins' playful laughter slowly turning into noise in the background

You flinch, the banging on your door startled you, the dust falling from the walls and at the ceiling of the ramshackle dorm, you opened the door and came upon the sight of Azul who was sweating bullets, his breathing short.

"A-Azul are you okay?" he nodded his head, you turn your body sideways to let him in inside the dorm, you went to the kitchen to get him a glass of water, Azul took it gratefully before gulping it down with one drink.

"I want to buy the rights of your video."

"What?"

"So how much do you need?"

"Azul that's not the point."

#twst imagines #twisted wonderland imagines #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland riddle #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland headcanons #twst x reader #leona kingscholar #leona x reader #twst leona #azul x reader #azul twisted wonderland #yaatrickyassification

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MAIN STORY: PART TWO/CHAPTER SEVEN: SUDDEN DEATH BELIEVABILITY/ CHAPTER 1 TRANSLATION

NOTE: !Asterisks denote footnotes, translation notes, and further reading!

サドンデス

Believability/第一話

冬

Sudden Death

Believability/Chapter One

Winter

（現代。十一月下旬。”SS” 予選会中盤、関西地域ー

ー全国でチェーン展開されている喫茶店）

(Present day. Late November. “SS” mid-qualifying round: Kansai Region

-At a nation-wide coffee shop chain*)

Tsukasa: ……….

Ritsu: ス〜ちゃん？

Ritsu: Su~chan?

Ritsu: 起きて起きて。お客さんを出迎えてるときに寝ないでよねぇーーって、よりにもよって俺に言わせないで

Ritsu: Wake up, wake up. Don’t sleep right when we're meeting guests--- Don’t make me say it again.

Tsukasa: 。。。。。あ、はい。大丈夫です。意識はあります

Tsukasa: ….. Ah, yes. It’s fine. I am conscious.

Arashi: 本当に大丈夫ゥ？あれならアタシたちに任せて、司ちゃんは旅館で休んでてもいいのよォ？

Arashi: Are things really fine? If possible, would it be alright to let Tsukasa-chan rest at the inn** and to leave this meeting to us?

Arashi: どうせ現状、急いでやるべきこともないんだしね？

Arashi: After all, we’re not in a rush at the moment, right?

Tsukasa: いえ。レオさんや瀬名先輩が満足に動きづらい現状、私がしっかりしなくては

Tsukasa: No. At the moment it is difficult for Leo-san and Sena-senpai to move properly so I must keep holding on.

Arashi: あんまり気負いすぎちゃ駄目よォ？心配！

Arashi: It’s no good to work yourself up too much, okay? I’m worried!

Ritsu: そうそう。特に今年の “SS” は"裏指令"とかいうやつのせいで、リーダーが多重に枷を嵌められて動きづらくなってるんだしさ

Ritsu: Right. It’s hard for leaders to move when placed in handcuffs many times over... especially since this year’s “SS” is due to “offstage instructions.”

Ritsu: なのに無理に動こうとしたら、骨とかポキッてイッちゃうよ

Ritsu: Nevertheless, if you work too hard to move, your bones’ll snap.

Tsukasa: はぁ。"裏指令" ーー "指令"もそうですが、何でそのようなRuleがあるのでしょうね

Tsukasa: Haa. “Offstage instructions” --- Why are there such Rules like those “instructions?”

Tsukasa: そんなふうに戒めずとも、私たちはちゃんと真面目にやるのに

Tsukasa: We’ll perform diligently and earnestly even if warned not to in that way.

Ritsu: ……….

Tsukasa: 閑話休題。失礼いたしました、”Crazy:B”の皆さん

Tsukasa: Let’s get back on topic. Excuse me, everyone in “Crazy:B….”

Tsukasa: 我ら “Knights” との間に交わした約定に則り、現状を報告してください

Tsukasa: Please report on the current state of affairs in accordance with the agreement you made with us “Knights.”

Rinne: はは。堅苦しいねェ、お偉いさんは

Rinne: Haha. That’s so stiff, big shot.

Tsukasa: 礼儀は大事でしょう、どのような局面でも。。。。。。誰が相手であっても

Tsukasa: I think that etiquette is important in any situation***….. No matter who the other party is.

Rinne: そりゃそうだ。言葉面だけ綺麗にしてりゃ話を聞いてもらえるってンなら、こんなに楽な話はねェっしょ？

Rinne: Of course it is. If you use nothing but flowery language while listening to conversations, then isn’t this kind of chat much easier?

Rinne: 敬語という士組みをつくってくださった、ご先祖さまに感謝しねェと♪

Rinne: I give my thanks to your ancestors for making that group of keigo****.~♪

Rinne: ーってことで！こっちも古き良き日本の伝統に則り、礼儀を尽くしてご報告させてもらいましょう！

Rinne: … With that, I shall also put in some courtesy and report***** by following the traditions of good ol’ Japan!

Rinne: すべては、偉大なる “Knights” さまのために！

Rinne: Anything for the sake of the esteemed “Knights!”

Niki: ……...

Rinne: 。。。。。おい。お偉いさんとの面会中に寝でンじゃねェぞニキこの野郎

Rinne: ….. Oi. Niki, don’t sleep during the meeting with these big shots, you son of a bitch!

Rinne: そんなに寝んねが好（ちゅ）きなら永眠させてあげまちゃうかぁ？ぎゃはははっ☆

Rinne: If you like sleeping so much (kiss), then I wonder if you should just sleep forever? Gyahahaha!☆

Niki: 痛い痛い痛いギブギブギブ！何この突��に振るわれる理不尽な暴力。。。。。！？

Niki: Ow, ow, OW, mercy, mercy, mercy! What’s with this unreasonable display of violence all of a sudden….!?

Niki: 虐待はやめてほしいっす！っていうか”Knights”の皆さんを見習って、せめてもうすこし優しく叱ってほしいっす！

Niki: I want you to stop abusing me! I mean, you could follow the example of everyone in “Knights” and scold me a little more gently at the very least!

Rinne: あァ？猫撫で声で優しく諭してほしいってか？そんなふうに甘やかすから反省も学習もせず成長しねェんだよっ、体罰万歳！

Rinne: Aah? Do you want me to gently nudge you with a coaxing voice like you’re a cat? If I’m sweet on you like that, you won’t grow up reflecting on what you learned. Three cheers for corporal punishment!

Niki: あぁもうぅ、口を開けば問題になりそうなことしか言わない！燐音くんマジ燐音くん。。。。。！

Niki: Aaaah stop! You only open your mouth to say problematic things! Rinne-kun, I’m being /srs, Rinne-kun, not /j!.....******

Niki: ていうか、あんたは僕をいじめてストレス発散したいだけでしょ〜っ？

Niki: I mean, you just want to relieve some stress by picking on me, right?~?

Niki: 燐音くんは僕のことをいつでも気軽れるサンドバッグだと思ってないっすか！？

Niki: Does Rinne-kun think I’m a punching bag that he can use without a care whenever he wants!?

HiMERU: ー意外と正確な自己評価をしていますね、椎名

HiMERU: - You’re doing a surprisingly accurate self-evaluation, Shiina.

Niki: あれっ？ "そんなことないよ" って優しく慰めてほしかったのに肯定された！？

Niki: Huh? I wanted you to gently console me by saying “that’s not true at all” but instead you just reaffirmed everything!?

Niki: うあああん、酷いっす！こんな薄情なひとたちとは一緒にいられないっす、おうち帰る！ここじゃ食べたいものも食べられないしぃ！

Niki: Uaaan, that’s cruel! I can’t stay with such heartless people! I’m going home! I can’t eat whatever I want here!

Rinne: 勝手に帰ったら殺すぞ。”SS” 予選会の期間中は、他の他域に移動するのはルール違反なンだよ

Rinne: I’ll kill you immediately if you go home. It’s against the rules to move to another region during the “SS” qualifying round.

Rinne: 違反者への罰則も重めに設定されてるしなァ、もう忘れちまったのか？あァ？

Rinne: Have you already forgotten that they set heavier penalties for violators? Aah?

Niki: ううっ、すぐ殺すとか言う〜！そういう暴言は吐いちゃいけませんって小学校で習わなかったんすかっ？

Niki: Uugh, saying you’ll kill me immediately~! Weren’t you taught in elementary school not to spew out violent words like that?

Rinne: 小学校？何だそれ、食えンのか？ぎゃははは✰

Rinne: Elementary school? What’s that? Can you eat it? Gyahahaha!✰

Tsukasa: あのう。。。。。？

Tsukasa: Erm…..?

HiMERU: ーあっと。無駄に騒いで失礼しました、”Knights” の皆さん

HiMERU: -Ah. My sincerest apologies for the pointless racket, everyone in “Knights.”

Rinne: そうだぞォ？ちゃんと反省しろよォ、ニキ？すみませんねェ “Knights” の皆さん、うちのアホが。。。。。♪

Rinne: Right? Why don’t you reflect on that properly, Niki? Everyone in “Knights,”please excuse my wife.....♪

Niki: あっれぇ、何で僕が叱られる流れになってるんすか！？

Niki: Wait, what? Why am I the one getting scolded here!?

Rinne: ぎゃはは！いつの時代でもどんな場所でも、責められ不足されンのは、"いちばん悪いやつ" じゃなくて "いちばん弱いやつ" なんだよ！

Rinne: Gyahaha! Anytime, anyplace, it’s not the “guy most at fault” who gets criticized for what he lacks, but the “weakest guy!”

Niki: うわぁあんっ、理不尽ここに極まれるっす〜！？

Niki: Uwaaan, aren’t we reaching extreme levels of absurdity here!?

HiMERU: ー本当にすみません。いつもストッパー役となっている桜河が諸事情あって別行動している現状、ふぎけ始めると歯止めが利かないようです

HiMERU: -- I’m truly sorry. Oukawa always plays the part of “stopper” among us, but due to various reasons, he’s gone off on his own at the moment. No one’s putting on the brakes once the immorality starts.

Tsukasa: いえいえ。謝罪の必要はありませんからね、”Crazy:B”

Tsukasa: No, no. Apologies are unnecessary, “Crazy:B.”

Tsukasa: むしろ皆さん楽しそうで、仲良さそうで羨ましいほどです

Tsukasa: If anything, I’m envious of how close of friends you are. Everyone seems to be having a good time.

Arashi: ……….

*Japanese-style coffee shop in particular. "Kissaten" (喫茶店)

**Ryokan (旅館). Traditional Japanese inn. Traditional construction with tatami floors and sliding doors and communal baths.

***Drawing from any "situation" in a game of go or shogi in particular.

****Honorific speech.

I'm a linguist and have an M. Phil in semiotics so I'll try to be brief with Passion TM.

Honorific speech refers to the forms where many different levels of politeness are utilized via language, particularly verb changes and fall under many distinct classifications that can apply to either oneself or to those being referred to either directly or indirectly. Based on differentiations in rank and key to Japanese language usage, especially on a professional level. Tsukasa usually uses "polite" language.

Linguistically, it is relatively comparable (but significantly less formalized) in English through the use of blunt (rude or familiar) to indirect/flowery language (polite). See, "give me the book" vs. "if you would be so kind, may i please have the book."

For further reading, please see: Keigo in Modern Japan: Polite Language from Meiji to the Present by Patricia J. Wetzel, 2004.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Keigo-Modern-Japan-Language-Present/dp/0824826027

*****Now Rinne is using the polite form but very sarcastically.

******I literally could not help myself do not perceive me.

#translations #sudden death #enstars #tsukasa suou #ritsu sakuma #arashi narukami #rinne amagi #himeru #niki shiina #sudden death believability chapter 1

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rotshop · 3 years

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DIVES IN HERE SO FAST FOR MADCOM MATCHUPZS

u shouldn't have now i gotta psychoanalyze you for everyone to see ://// /j

u gte a two for one deal bc ur epic swag and also a bestie <3333

[ no tws necessary ]

I match you w/ Deimos platonically ;

-I feel like you two would have sibling / cousins kinda dynamic. you both cause problems on purpose and bully eachother (jokingly) while doing it. I feel like there would b a lot of inside jokes between you two , you'll say some little word / phrase and he'll just double over in laughter while the others stare at you two in confusion

-BUT on a diff note i do think ur energy matches his rlly well, u can be pretty upbeat and lively but you can also be pretty chill which fits him, sometimes he wants to go do something dangerous and dumb with you and other times he just wants to sit and ramble with you endlessly about whatever seems to come to mind. 10/10 you both have Those kind of semi-deep conversations where you both just kinda bare parts of ur souls to each other n shit, its hard to describe but he always leaves feeling a little bit lighter / less shallow (if that makes sense)

-i hc him as actually being a pretty good listener so if you ever needed to talk / go off abt something he's able to just sit and nod along with you. offers his own little in puts here and there based off how ur kinda talkin abt it (ex. if you seem a little more lost / frantic he tries to offer advice but if ur more pissed off he gives little 'what a dick / shit, really?' comments here and there)

-idk he just likes hanging out w/ you, he's not great with telling you he appreciates you and he's not super sappy w/ his friends so he does it in other ways (usually going 'hey this made me think of you' or picking up things you wanted for you every now and then)

i match u w/ hank romantically ;

(-PROMMY IM NOT JUST SAYING THIS BC U LIKE HIM IM BEING /SRS ,,, )

-I feel like at first he might've been pretty neutral abt you, ur just kinda. there. but he starts warming up to you over time and gets really comfortable w/ you in ways he doesn't even notice until someone else points it out

-once again i feel like ur energy goes pretty well with his, he's not as lively as you but having someone like you in that sense w/ him does make him kinda . perk up a little if that makes sense?? on his own he tends to get frustrated and tired pretty easily, it only takes a few things going wrong for him to start getting snippy and pissed so your more optimistic / light approach to things kinda slows that down, like. something abt ur ability to just kinda roll w/ things as they come makes him feel a lot calmer in a weird way

-also you come across as a helpful person 2 me so i feel like he really appreciates any of that. whether its you helping him bring stuff in after a raid or bandaging some wound of his he cant reach / do himself or you cheering san or dei up he just kinda. stares a little. he finds himself thinking abt it a lot more than he normally would with others. (he doesn't say thanks very often but you can notice it in the quiet nod or murmur he gives you after you help him out)

-he's not a fan of talking about his problems (it makes him feel vulnerable and antsy so he prefers to keep it bottled up :[ ) but he tends to go to you if he's ever in a state where he just needs to chill out a little. usually doesn't speak very much but he'll just kinda. walk over and sit down next to you and watch whatever it is you're doing. you can usually tell because he'll only give little nods and grunts to any questions you give (i hc him as having moments where he doesn't have the energy to really talk) but he really enjoys just listening to you ramble or talk to him to get his mind off things

-also i refuse to believe you're THAT tall so he gives you his clothes (mainly his jacket) a lot, he just likes seeing them on you :) tends to kinda lean down and give you a kiss on the forehead / temple whenever he notices you're wearing them

-tldr he feels really comfortable and safe around you and he finds himself enjoying your prescence a lot more than he does w/ most people

-also i hope you like weird kind of vaguely threatening confessions bc he doesn't know how to properly convey his positive feelings very well. u know how i said something abt him holding flowers way too tightly (mostly bc he's nervous / lost on it) whenever he gifts em to you in some other post??? yeah he does that to you while confessing lmao

#DO I TAG THESE AS X READER?????????????????#X JO?? help girl im lost #(bangss my fist on the windows of infinite ikea)#matchups #madcom matchups #madness combat matchups #I GUESS?? look man idk .#rot writes

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janiedean · 3 years

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I feel bad for all the nice J*nsa shippers who like their ship for whatever reasons (tropes, pretty art, aesthetic appeal, whatever) and know it's not canon but get associated with the misogynistic Dany hating crowd who act like Jon being attracted to Ygritte is J*nsa foreshadowing because red hair (I guess Jon should fuck Edmure Tully too? Omg give me Dark!Jon getting revenge on Catelyn by seducing her brother!) Tell me something. I'm new to the fandom but was J*nsa popular before the show? And I've heard something about the OG J*nsa shippers being alienated by the new shippers who insisted it had to be canon and acted like the series is called, "A song of J*nsa #danysux." I don't find that hard to believe because I know people who are now ashamed of calling themselves J*nsa shippers. Like, at this point, it's not only rival shippers who hate it. Even Gendrya/Braime/Jon stans/etc have started disliking that ship. You know your fandom is a problem when people who have nothing to do with Jnsa have a problem with it.

me: reads this ask

me: iwastheregandalf.gif which I can't find now but

okay anon buckle up because I am sadly well-equipped to answer this ask but before I do lemme tell you dark jon seducing edmure to take revenge on cat is LITERALLY THE BEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD but *clears throat* ALL RIGHT THEN.

disclaimer: as anon says I have no issue with like the shippers mentioned by anon in the beginning and ngl I agree, I have ABSOLUTELY ZERO FUCKING STAKES in the j*nsa vs j*nerys war and the only het jon ship I gaf about is jon/ygritte and we all know where that ended up I just... have been here since 2011/adwd was over and all the fic around was just for the books under secret lj communities and asoiaf qualified for yuletide and I have... seen... things.... and I actually have like uh had... beef... with some people in there and I know things bc ppl who hated those others told me stuff so anyway *sigh* buckle up anon I'mma tell you the story of jon shipwars through the years

in order, the old gods help me here, under the cut bc this is long as fuck

when I got into fandom also given what numbers were on ao3 one ship was popular and it was sansan. no like sansan was lit. the only asoiaf ship on ao3 with more than 200 fics. jb had twenty when i checked first. jc had like around 100-ish because of the show but sansan dwarfed anything. I posted the first jon/ygritte fic on the ao3 tag and the fourth throbb fic and like the others were all reposts from lj kinkmemes. nothing was popular before the show except for sansan when it comes to huge numbers bc grrm doesn't like fic and it was all hush hush until the show made it impossible to control and that ship was the one with a huge enough fanbase it actually had numbers, so like... j*nsa wasn't popular in the way nothing else was popular until it got screentime on the show

now, that stated, j*nsa had a... fair amount of fic for a rareship which was mostly book-based and from og shippers that were there from before the show and liked it for what it was but literally none of them thought it was gonna be canon, like it wasn't huge or anything but it had a small but dedicated fanbase who did their own thing and thought it was fun/liked the idea but that was it

that fandom had their own niche of hcs that they cultivated and shit except that like... at the end of S5/beginning of S6 there was a surge in shipping for... well obvious reasons bc it was obv sansa was getting to the wall and that would have been all nice and good but a) it was the time puritanical shipping was starting to take root and the 'shipping sansa with sandor or tyrion is hella problematic' rhetoric had started to circle coming from sans*ery shippers mostly but I'mma not open that fucking can of worms here, b) while the ending of S5 had more of a theon/sansa spike, the j*nsa stuff started getting big

now here we have to mention my villain origin story ie: j*nsa fandom had this one stan whose name I won't make because honestly it's been years and if she's still around I don't want her to remember I exist who was a bnf, wrote for... the website that created the whole larry/carol thing etc who was really fixed on this thing that j*nsa was actually canon and started writing extremely popular meta about it. now you're gonna ask how do you know, I know because this person once wrote a meta named 'why robb stark is a dick' and I told her that it was really fucking bad meta and she took it so badly she kept on trash talking me on her blog/her podcast (I was apparently the insane robb stark fangirl l m a o good lord) and like that was when some sane ppl who argued with her informed me in pvt that she was basically harping on the CANON thing when they'd have been okay with like... it being crackshipping and that she was basically cultivating a hoarde of followers who were harping on them/the ogs and basically ostracizing them;

I would like to add that this person - before her tumblr got 'accidentally deleted' and remade it therefore deleted most receipts for, er, her so-called meta which included stuff like ned and cat raised sansa as a sexual object and only wanted to sell her like cattle - had at some point started a round robin fic thing where... some of the characters mocked openly said stuff that some of the og fans had said specifically targeting them and people in that side basically went harassing anyone who didn't agree with that specific notion

now never mind that this person basically coined an entire term to describe ppl who liked white guys and excused all their wrongdoings out of my conversation re robb basically lying about everything I said as if I didn't have the receipts and tried to sell shirts with it and it didn't work and like then she got kicked out of her own website because she was telling her commenters disagreeing pretty shitty insults (considering I was called psychotic for disagreeing with her that time I don't doubt it) I think at some point she stepped back from fandom bc idk wtf she's up to these days and I don't want to, but basically at that point the dam was broken and there was a bunch of puritanical shippers harping on anyone who didn't agree with j*nsa is canon endgame stuff

this also includes an incident when those ppl were like... passing themselves as throbb shippers and ended up trying to tell t*hramsay shippers off the theon tag based on moral reasons and I ended up arguing with all of them (and they were all from that crowd) which in turn landed me in contact with other og j*nsa shippers who were like detached from that fandom bc those same people harassed them away as well ssooooo fun

anyway when S6 happened everyone was high on it and whatnot but I wasn't gonna begrudge them that I mean... you shipped it for years, canon is delivering you, good for you, but then j*nerys happened

god j*nerys happened

aaand basically...... I mean personally I was there like are y'all seriously arguing about the best incest jon ship out there but like basically the j*nsa endgame side was like AH JON IS PLAYING DANY SEE IF IT DOESN'T HAPPEN, the j*nerys obv got defensive af and both sides were sort of alternatively shitting on jon/ygritte anyway and depicting any other romantic rship jon could have as abusive™ and during S8 it just got worse and like I tried to stay out of it but basically from what I'm seeing now idk how the j*neryses are doing but on the j*nsa one it's ah jon's gonna play dany anyway and she's going to go insane like in the show so SHOW TRUTHING EVERY OTHER WAY and like again denying that sandor exists or that tyrion exists and like I barely touch my corner (sansan) but I ended up arguing with j*nsa/th*nsa people on twitter who were antis and is2g it was white-hair inducing and I know for sure the sansa/tyrion shippers were harassed to hell and back throughout so FUN

and even if the show didn't go there now since everyone there banked on the jnsa endgame thing and admitting you're wrong is like... not a thing, they still haven't let go of it and attach to that ship any shred of evidence which honestly is grasping at straws half of the time (like... the sansa/alysanne parallels like guys please no) and which is why every other ship is starting to get fed up, attaching canon proof of stuff from other ships onto theirs see that batb argument and jb is platonic but jonsa is not nvm taking all the sansan stuff and throwing it on j*nsa but then denying that sansan has canon evidence (like guys I had to read sansa touching his shoulder when saying gregor wasn't a true knight wasn't meaningful and we were seeing things please) and blah blah blah

this also goes hand in hand with the fixation on like... villanizing dany at all costs and like is2g I have zero investment in dany or her storyline I don't even remember it and I don't particularly care abt her either way and sure af I'm not for j*nerys endgame but like.... some stuff I read is completely excessive esp when fixing on how she's a completely mad tyrant who's gonna have to be put down and like... guys no

(also there's some srs stannis hate in that corner which I honestly don't get why they even care abt stannis but I had to read stuff like ppl don't recognize that dany and stannis are the real villains in this saga and like........ idek)

I think most of the og shippers are gone or don't ship it openly bc they don't want to be attached to the drama but like I also think they're pissing off everyone else bc like... I mean a bunch of them also were down with sansa being paired with other ppl as long as it meant a good ending for her except those ppl were... like everyone but the ppl she has actual contact with in canon which meant that at some point sansa/gendry was a thing and like.... you can imagine why arya/gendry shippers & arya stans were fed up, and there's also this tendency to behave like sansa is the center of the entire saga which like these books is named a song of jon snow basically can we pls make peace with it and personally I've had it with both j*nsa and j*nerys people since they started with that dumbass JON/YGRITTE WAS AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP rhetoric but I'm also fed up with the total ignoring that sandor exists/depicting us as delusional and honestly I also was by proxy fed up from the harassing of the sansa/tyrion shippers soooooooooooo

there were also instances of 'well theon is an acceptable choice other than jon bc he can't threaten her' which... i mean we all know what that meant and I'm not even commenting it bc it's one AM and I have no force to but I don't have to explain why it's not a progressive take now do I

there were also metas about how cousin incest being legal in half of the world means that jondany is a worse incest and j*nsa doesn't count as such and I was basically there like guys please just fucking own up to it but honestly I chose to forgot where I read that and I couldn't find the link if I tried

tldr: no one wants to admit that it's not gonna be endgame which considering the amount of fic they have on ao3 is imvho useless bc they have more content than like.. anything I ship that's not jb or that's actually like canon *cries in joncon/rhaegar but I mean renly/loras is canon and has less fic than them* so idk what's the problem with enjoying that instead of insisting it's gonna be canon when not even the show validated it while show truthing anyway when the only show truthing that can be truthed is the small council made of minorities and possibly jon eventually fucking off with the wildlings but not like that but like most people who thought it wasn't gonna be endgame had left/were made to leave by the time S7 rolled by and at this point since wow isn't out yet everyone is fandom-grasping at straws to find stuff to discourse on and we're here beating dead horses *shrug*

so that's... how it is but I would again like to point out that I don't judge ppl on their shipping, I don't particularly care about this entire feud bc I only ship jon with ppl he's not related to in whichever way and I try to stay out of this mess bc I don't really care to argue with ppl who have already decided to bend canon to whatever they want and will have to realize that it's not what grrm wrote at some point but like I have a very good memory and the above rant is as objective as possible also bc again I don't literally have a stake in that race I just think romantic/endgame j*nsa is not a thing and that ppl should stay in their lane and not harping on other ppl who ship whatever in general but especially when their ship is the most popular thing in fandom in the first place /two cents

#1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #anonymous #ask post #anti-jonsa #anti jonsa #anti-jonerys #anti jonerys #both of them for equality

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