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five-sided-dice · 7 months
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factual information
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Writers every two seconds
"Okay, no actually, delete that sentence."
Two hours later
"No, it's a good sentence."
"Wait... what's the protagonist's name again?"
At two AM
"OH! New idea."
"Write that down, write that down!"
Writing a backstory for the main character
"Good parents, check,
kidnapped and or tortured, check,
lived on the streets, check,
genuinely not like those other girls, check,
parents alive so I can kill them later, check,
PERFECT."
Naming literally anything goes one of three ways;
"Lemme just insert this random name that somehow perfectly fits the character in mind"
OR
"...I'll leave this for later"
OR
*goes to search up every name under the sun for the perfect name for the most unimportant side character
"Where do commas go?"
"Last name ideas..."
"What's the real word for that... thingy thing?"
"How much blood can a person lose without dying?"
"murder, Murder, MURDER"
"Types of croisants-"
"Is it normal to see the void physically manifesting or am I just sleep deprived."
Writes one of three times;
The worst time, The worst time, or doesn't write at all.
"Brain please just insert words onto page............"
*Googles
"How to write a book."
Any ones I missed?
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Alfred is the best butler.
Change My Mind.
You cant.
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POV Tips
Hot tip:
If you're trying to write multiple POV's, try reading a book with multiple POV's to see how its done. I recommend the following book; Artemis Fowl. It's an eight book, three book series, very nicely written. And Heroes of Olymus.
They're both great references for this kinda stuff
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The way it's so true though
18 year old Dick: Hey, check your phone I sent you something
13 year old Jason: [checks texts] You're such an asshole
Dick: You see, it's funny because it's true
The text:
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The way it's so true though.
18 year old Dick: Hey, check your phone I sent you something
13 year old Jason: [checks texts] You're such an asshole
Dick: You see, it's funny because it's true
The text:
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Writing challenge anyone?
Lay out 5 items on your desk, and for each item assign a day; For example, Monday for a book or journal (including today). Then on that day, write a short story where that item is EXTREMELY important to the plot of it. Like the item is what decides life or death.
This can help improve creativity and writing via practice and abstract ideas :).
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Writing prompt
"Violence is always the answer" Said the mercenary, "But I'm not trying to be correct."
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O-o
Short Prompt #1335
"Sorry pal, you're not allowed inside," the security guard said, blocking the villain's way.
"What do you mean?!" Villain hissed, offended. "I have an invitation!"
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me every morning after the previous night
(っ °Д °;)っ
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don't leave me!
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It was the cookies
OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?
I JUST
GUAM?
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What is the point where if stabbed instantly ends a life
writers!! share some of your most unhinged google searches!!!
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Types of Writers as D&D Alignment
Lawful Responsible: probably got a publishing deal - takes nice photos - never responds to DMS - business
Neutral Responsible: has a very set schedule to write - won NaNoWriMo - journals > laptops - organized
Chaotic Responsible: good at drawing but prefers writing - writes music as well - never focuses on one project at a time and that's ok - moms friend
Lawful Soft: inspirational quotes - runs a book account as well - likes to post about their cat a lot - very encouraging
Neutral Soft: aesthetic - tea - mood boards - leather bound fancy journals - good handwriting
Chaotic Soft: posts mood boards to procrastinate writing - doesn't follow their own advice - reads your work but forgets to tell you -likes to write coffee shop au's or other fluffy romances
Lawful Disaster: gives good writing advice but says some variant of f*** 50 times to explain it - smart 'texts you at 4am to ramble about world building -probably writes fan fic
Neutral Disaster: never texts with proper grammar - most likely a college student - writes at 4am and is unable to write at any other time - coffee with too much sugar
Chaotic Disaster: word count = 0 - they look like they're about to collapse at any moment - hoodies - energy drinks and death
I actually cant tell which one I am, Can you?
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I'll let this speak for itself
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fax
“Violence is never the answer,” the monk says, pumping a shotgun. “But you don’t always have to be right.”
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gimme great newsssssssssssss
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