Peter: The only thing I was good at before I was bitten by that spider was breathing

Harley: Don't be ridiculous

Harley: You had asthma

YOUR CITY GAVE ME ASTHMA - Wilbur Soot

Idk I think it's funny seeing people on twitter say things like "Christians want to tell you it's all a part of Jesus's plan until it's them!" cause like idk about you but I've had family members 100% say they're ready to meet the Lord than interfere with his plans via a Tylenol and a flu shot

Hello, I'm getting back into MTL recently and I love your art, I'm wondering if you've ever drawn Knubbler? He is babygirl

Awe thank you! I have to draw him more but I have this doodle

Rip king 😔

yeah no i’m totally good i’m just thinking about samantha larusso, the next daniel larusso, except she can't be because she's a girl. the next karate kid, except she can't be because she's a girl. the legacy, except she can't be because she's a girl.

Dude just sat next to me at the bus stop and started smoking. One of these days i'm gonna start beating people.

Playing Dialtown so hard you fucking die.

Wow just fucking wow

I sent in a medical records request in october? To get life insurance through work (why not right?) And my stupid dr never sent them in.

WHY DID I JUST NOW GET A TEXT FROM THE INSURANCE COMPANY THAT THEY JUST RECEIVED MY RECORD?!?!?!??!?!

Fucking unbelievable

In From The Cold traumatized Meowdred, but also... surprisingly not really.

Because Zenos dumped himself into a small, asmathic, bones-achey body (Meowdred had a moderate sensitivity to high aetherial saturation that he needed to actively resist with a low-resource spell, which Zenos didn't know about) and used it to trek through snowfields that came up this waist. While not being able to see SHIT due to Meowdred's nearsightedness.

And Meowdred, for a glorious 2 hours, got to LARP as a perfectly able-bodied and physically fit guy with 20/20 vision to play stealth simulator, which he was good at.

It was extremely spooky and panic-inducing for the first 15 minutes when Meowdred realized he was trapped AND Zenos was going after his friends. But then he put his head between his knees for a sec and was like,,, that guy will not be able to make it there faster than me.

And then he used his perfect vision borrowed eyes to navigate by the stars because he had astrologian training that he never used because he couldn't see the constellations without glasses and he refused to wear glasses akfhdkf

Crawling away from the wreckage was real dire, but knowing what we know now that Garlemald could be a voidsent hotspot, Meowdred probably made it back in time by summoning one of his more trustworthy allies and had them drag him back to camp.

The same one that later partnered with him for reaperhood.

Thinkin about the POTS episode I had at a weed shop once like 5 years ago (well before I knew i had it. I thought i was just dehydrated) in which I passed out in the arms of the cute desk clerk who actually happened to also be an EMT and he knew I was passing out well before I did.

I remember sweating and being embarrassed because of how bad I was struggling to get my sweater off, couldn't stand straight, I was slurring my words and not fully understanding him. Last thing I remember was him deadass leaping over the desk after asking me if I needed to sit down (really hot of him). I'm quite sure he caught me because when I fall I definitely feel it later

It's a super humiliating disability to have but he definitely knew how to make it easier and feel less awful. I was halfway through my sweater when I went down but it was folded next to me and he was holding a cup of water for me until I came to. He was really wholesome and just left the desk and sat with me, tried to make me feel normal about it and distract me from people's wandering eyes and was just really chill. I don't think I was out for more than a few seconds but I definitely would've eaten shit if anyone else was helping me check out. Most people would not in fact jump over the counter to make sure a guy they don't know didn't crack his head open. But he's probably seen horrible things happen to people who didn't have someone there to catch them

I hope he's doing well, I was way too out of it to remember his name but I remember him being really chill and funny, being lighthearted about it to cheer me up. I'd smoke a bowl with him idk. He seemed like such a genuinely good person, didn't go back to his shift until he was sure I'd be okay and even then told me to take my time and call him over if I needed anything (dispensaries are often very particular making sure you're in and out and control the amount of people in there at once). Told me how I should breathe, how I should sit, and it's stuff I do when I have POTS episodes to this day

Lol I never resent my mother more for both smoking while pregnant with me and constantly smoking around me throughout my childhood despite my already diagnosed and serious chronic health issues (plural) than when I really miss playing the clarinet

I think it's really funny when fundies are also super into the crunchy lifestyle like bestie your whole system is based on a dude with magical powers born from a virgin you can take a tylenol and stop feeding your infant raw milk now

if i go to jail for strangling my brother, just know he tried to kill me first by bringing over his girlfriend 's cat all the time, knowing i'm allergic

every time I get an asthma attack from existing in an indoor public place because someone is smoking they should have to pay for the $75 of asthma meds I take every month.

(disclaimer – I fully support the decriminalization and legalization of marijuana. i just also support the right for people with respiratory disabilities and sensitivities to exist)

genuinely funny how shocked people are about the results of that have you ever smoked poll on this, the chronic illness website

I gotta say on the one hand it's kind of frustrating that I can't get diagnosis or treatment for my symptoms disease*, and on the other hand it's more than a little funny that the medication that just so happens to treat my symptoms disease** is also the medication given to me by doctors for asthma or allergy flareups. Also, the medication that's been like "doesn't fix it completely but sure as hell helps a LOT" was not actually prescribed for my endocrine issue! It was prescribed for salt wasting syndrome, a thing that is not actually a diagnosis (because two opposite things are called that)*** I am not a medical professional do not take any of this as medical advice, I'm just venting

*aka whatever is wrong with my endocrine system. I don't have an official diagnosis, just many different specialists going "yeah that's...not supposed to happen. Sounds like something is wrong with your endocrine system and it might be autoimmune" **corticosteroids ***there are two things that can be called salt wasting syndrome: cerebral salt wasting syndrome, and SIADH. From what I've heard from various doctors, the treatment for the two things are pretty much the complete opposite, even though the symptoms present the same.