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marvel-lous-guy · 7 months
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Tony: you could work for me one day kid
Peter: I'd rather be unemployed
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diversionedge · 8 days
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Peter Parker Inspirational Quotes
Unleash your inner hero with the timeless wisdom of Peter Parker, better known as the Amazing Spider-Man. From the pages of comic books to the silver screen, Spider-Man has captivated audiences with his wit, courage, and indomitable spirit. Dive into these 10 motivational quotes from the friendly neighborhood superhero spiderman himself, and let his words empower you to overcome obstacles,…
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fromjannah · 10 months
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ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + memes/text posts (1/?)
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welovelouisandbucky · 3 months
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Me: *gets periods* *sighs*
Also me: *searches x reader period fics on Tumblr/ao3*
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abbie-brianna · 2 months
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Peter, making chicken and dumpling soup, dropping a dumpling on the floor: This is sadder than the time i got hit by a train.
Tony, coughing on his coffee: Excuse me?
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incorrectwandanat · 3 months
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peter, in tears: i saw you with natasha yesterday, holding hands.
reader: it's not what it looks like-
peter: YOU SAID YOU LOVED HER!
reader: BECAUSE I'M DATING HER!
peter: no best-friend-feelings?
reader: no, just love love. like i’m married to her type of love.
peter: ok...i’m still your best friend?
reader: yeah, course.
peter and reader hugging:
natasha, pepper, wanda and maria watching from the kitchen: what the-
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incorrectmarvelquote · 4 months
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Peter: Sometimes Tony asks me “What the hell do you think you’re doing?”
Peter: I’ve learned that that actually means ‘stop’
Peter: He is never very interested in my thought process
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Peter: *Hanging from a chandelier, screeching*
Bucky: *yelling and jumping while trying to get him down*
Tony: *walks into the room* What the hell is going on in here?
Y/N: *calmly eating popcorn and recording* I dared Pete to wake Bucky up from his nap. Popcorn?
Tony: … yeah sure
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romanoffshouse · 4 months
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Natasha, stuck in a cell with Yelena and Peter: Listen, I'm not claustrophobic, but you're going to have to move.
Yelena: What does claustrophobic mean?
Peter: That she's scared of Santa Claus.
Natasha: No it–
Yelena: Ho, ho, ho!
Peter, panicking: Stop it Yelena, you're scaring her!
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Tony: What's the greatest movie ever made?
Peter: Probably Scorsese's Goncharov
Tony: You know Scorsese? Pretty impressed kid not gonna lie
Peter: Thanks mister Stark :), have you seen it? You really should watch it, I think you'll especially like Goncharov's character development
Tony: I haven't, I'll check it out
*Later*
Tony, on his laptop: THAT LITTLE SHIT-
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marvel-lous-guy · 7 months
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Tony: Hey, Peter! Get over here! I need your help!
Peter: Yeah, what is it?
Tony: I need a second eye on this equation
Peter: ew, math
Tony: ...
Peter: ...
Tony: Kid. What the fuck?
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oscorp-lawsuit · 1 year
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Headcanon that when Peter accidentally calls Tony dad for the first time, he immediately freaks out over his slip-up (as usual) but Tony is running on like -20 hours of sleep and doesn’t even notice the mistake but he responds to it so suddenly Peter spirals into ANOTHER crisis because does that mean Tony thinks of Peter as his son, or did he just not hear him right? And now he doesn’t know how to bring it up without outing the fact that he wants Mr. Stark to be his dad
Peter: “Hey, dad?”
Peter, internally: Wait, shit shit! Why did I say that? I can’t call Mr. Stark DAD. That’s so creepy-
Tony, dead on his feet and hearing colors: “Yeah, Pete?”
Peter:
Peter, tearing up: “Um-”
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fromjannah · 10 months
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ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + the onion headlines (2/?)
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glouris · 9 months
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togrowoldinv · 7 months
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*Y/n talking to Wanda and Peter*
Y/n: So, big news. Natasha and I are together
Wanda: Oh, we heard
Y/n, shocked: What? Who told you?
Peter: No, y/n, we heard…
Y/n: Oh
*Natasha across the room choking on her drink*
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incorrectquotesmcu · 7 days
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Bruce: Peter is missing, can you find him?
Tony: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?
Bruce: Well, do you?
Tony:
Tony: Yeah, hang on.
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