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gxlden-angels · 7 hours
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In honor of Easter I’d like remind everyone that I love blasphemy and being an apostate
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gxlden-angels · 4 days
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“jesus died for you” well i didn’t ask him to do that and my therapist says i am not responsible for other peoples actions
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gxlden-angels · 4 days
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I keep forgetting to have sex
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gxlden-angels · 5 days
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kids who werent raised christian being like "lol baptising children is whack if they tried to do that to me i would start doing things to make it look like i was possessed" no you would not. you would bask in the pride and approval coming from the adults around you and you would quietly wait your turn because you were told from birth that sinning sends you to hell and baptism is The Promise that youre dedicating your life to jesus that youve had hyped up for years and watched other people be fawned over as they cry happy tears about it and you do NOT want to fuck up your One Big True Promise To Love Jesus Forever So You Don't Get Tortured For Eternity when you are literally 8 years old. im begging yall to remember its a thousand times easier to see the church's bullshit for what it is when you're not actively in the church. eight year old you is not thinking about trying to fight back against an oppressive religious group indoctrinating children because You Are The Children Being Indoctrinated. stop acting like you would've magically known better if it were you.
#bro I've literally gotten in trouble for being so sick I couldn't get up for church#Like my family made me get up anyway and hold a bucket and water bottle cause I was vomiting before and on the way to church#I had a convo just yesterday about what it's like being raised in a cult and how there's gonna be a cult boom soon#and she just could not understand that the big religious demonstrations are for the people in it not out of it#it seems silly to dip kids in water when you're outside of it. that's why they don't ask you to get baptized if you aren't in the church#they ask you to come to a cook out or summer party or some shit#no religion required you can even ask them not to pray for you#but when you're in it#bro the amount of pressure they put on me to do those fucking easter speeches#my autistic anxious ass couldn't do it Id be crying by the end but they'd shame you until next easter if u didn't#'why didn't you do a speech?' cause I threw up after last time from anxiety next question#look at my post about the fundie baby voice and how church folk praised me for it#I'm so scared of this upcoming cult boom#too many people feel like they're too smart for cults to get them and there's economic turmoil#perfect recipe for disaster#especially because ppl don't understand foot in the door marketing#which is how successful cults get ppl#n e ways I never got baptized cause my mom was gonna when I was like 9 or 10 but she died and my dad forgor#he assumed my mom did so did we just never got me baptized
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gxlden-angels · 7 days
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If you don't know what the Fundie Baby Voice™️ is, listen to Michelle Duggar talk in this video about birth control and pregnancy
CW - Pregnancy, Miscarriages, Medical Trauma
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I love getting validated on small things that I didn't even consider like it's always a treat and this time it's Gender
The Fundie Baby Voice™️ has been popping up a lot in ex-christian spaces lately and I actually had one in middle school and part of high school! I learned when and where to use it and how to turn up my southern accent just enough. I can still do it but it sounds weird after 3 years on T. The main place I used it was at church cause it made me sound sweet and polite. I used it for old ladies when I worked at a grocery store too. My family didn't like it when we were just all together cause they said it sounded like baby talk, but loved it when I used it at church cause everyone would tell them how sweet and soft-spoken I was
My therapist said it actively made him feel uncomfortable when I used that voice. He couldn't quite put his finger on why it made him uncomfortable (other than him only knowing me on T) but he very much did not like it and he's so so right for that
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gxlden-angels · 7 days
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I love getting validated on small things that I didn't even consider like it's always a treat and this time it's Gender
The Fundie Baby Voice™️ has been popping up a lot in ex-christian spaces lately and I actually had one in middle school and part of high school! I learned when and where to use it and how to turn up my southern accent just enough. I can still do it but it sounds weird after 3 years on T. The main place I used it was at church cause it made me sound sweet and polite. I used it for old ladies when I worked at a grocery store too. My family didn't like it when we were just all together cause they said it sounded like baby talk, but loved it when I used it at church cause everyone would tell them how sweet and soft-spoken I was
My therapist said it actively made him feel uncomfortable when I used that voice. He couldn't quite put his finger on why it made him uncomfortable (other than him only knowing me on T) but he very much did not like it and he's so so right for that
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gxlden-angels · 13 days
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Read this & be mindful of those partaking in Ramadan. 
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gxlden-angels · 13 days
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I’m literally always saying this
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gxlden-angels · 14 days
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I'm forced to go to a Catholic school, and my theology was trying to teach us about how some disciple was asked by Jesus to follow him out of nowhere and he did? She then made us write what we would do?
And I was supposed to give the classic Christian girl answer of "of course I would follow Jesus :3 <3" But I kid you not I wrote "Well, let's see...a random dude asking a teenage girl to follow him? seems sketchy doesn't it..."
No one knows i'm sacrilegious and a dystheist yet
Reminds me of when my youth group was asked how they'd react to a popular celebrity coming in the door then we were asked how we'd react if Jesus walked in and got shamed if our Jesus reaction seemed any less enthusiastic than our reaction to our favorite celebrity
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gxlden-angels · 14 days
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hey! I also have religious trauma! Twinsies!
Yippie !! ^w^ <- (full of grief and sadness, but also hope for both of us)
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gxlden-angels · 17 days
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Can't get over this Jesus would not say that
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gxlden-angels · 20 days
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"none of these words are in the bible" you're not even reading the secret part of the bible. with all my posts in it
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gxlden-angels · 20 days
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Okay so apparently Dav, as in married-to-Bethany-of-Girl-Defined Dav, is deconstructing and like I don't fuck around on fundie snark anymore I don't have the spite in me like that at this point but holy shit is this exciting but also terrifying. Like damn we have this public couple known for their christian evangelical content suddenly having this big shift and while I don't want their marriage to suddenly end and I want their kids to be raised as happily and healthily as possible, I'm legit excited to see how this goes for Dav. He's always seemed kinda uncomfy during my time on fundie snark but it's nice to see him potentially start living in a way more cohesive with his own thoughts
A FUCKING YO??
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gxlden-angels · 20 days
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A FUCKING YO??
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gxlden-angels · 21 days
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gxlden-angels · 29 days
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gxlden-angels · 29 days
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it hurts the lord when you listen to lustful, violent music. so crank that shit UP
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